willie nelson, and john mellencamp. come on out. good to see you.lause ) >> stephen: well, willie, thank you for wearing your formal braids tonight. >> thank you. >> stephen: john, always good to see you. nice to have you back. >> thank you. >> stephen: now, you've raised almost $50 million to help family farms over the last 30 years. ( applause ). >> stephen: if i'm a farmer, john, if i'm a farmer, and farm aid helps me, what are they doing for me? >> well, you know, farm aid is always in motion because the farm problem is always in motion. when we started out, you know, we were naive enough to believe we would have this concert and they would pay attention and they would change these laws to help small family farmer. but, of course, we found out differently. and that-- so, i think the first thing we really did was set up a cries center. >> stephen: willie, how small are the farms we're talking about here? because i know some of the crops you're interested in. ( laughter ) and-- and they can be grown in a closet with a grow light. >> true, true. >>

melenkamp and willie nelson. even on weekends. because we believe in being here when our patients need us, so they can keep living their busy lives. weekend appointments are now available here. >>> yankees are in tampa tonight, and otis has more. >> trying to get the win for the subway series, and joe girardi said he was interested to see how the rookie would bounce back from the worst start in his big league career. 6 runs in 2 2/3 innings against toronto, but he quickly got to work with greg bird, the other rookie paying dividends, and beltran is off and running. he made it hold up with the gutsy effort. 2 outs to get longoria to pop out to end the 5th, and he went 5 2/3. the only run he gave up, courtesy of the ball hitting the catwalk on the ceiling. ellsbury, i got nothing. another ball off a different cat walk. usually the bird and the cat don't mix, but that's a home run for greg bird, and they keep pace with toronto. the mets are not used to lose afghanistan just their -- to losing after just their 4th loss, and they went

it wasn't arnold schwarzenegger at all and it was never going to be willie nelson. >> i love willie nelsons not writing about that. >> are we ready? was it john cryer, carol burnett or mike tyson who said this. fear is like fire. if you learn to control it, you let it work for you. one, two, three -- mike tyson. >> what? >> i almost said carol burnett because it sounds like one of those things on stage. we have to do this last one. tina fey, neil patrick harris or brooke shields, some people say never let them see you cry. i say if you're so mad, you should just cry. one, two, three, tina fey. >> you copied me. >> i did not. >> one, two, three -- >> no, i was like, should i say, and i couldn't remember neil patrick harris' name. i'm walking down the hall and see someone i've worked with for 15 years and i'm like this, oh, my god. i'm having like a panic attack. >> was that way earlier. good to see you. >> so here is a fun ihoda. we're going a little country because we have to like us some keith urban. >> we still have a week of summer left, i say. >> this song, you have to listen to all th

lauren: willie nelson and a new york team are teaming up to sell pot.like an investor group by name and don't really reserve cannabis brand. the pot will be for sale in colorado and washington and other states as regulations allow. tax th can have regulated and legalize it. nicole: how about we turn right to sports. the new york jets the new york jets with a perfect warrior on the season. monday night nfl game ran fitzpatrick with two touchdown passes with the indianapolis colts 27. the jets forced five turnovers. they are two and zero for the first time since 2011. the colts 012. toronto blue jays increased their lead alj servers yankees have the fortitude when my snipe is david price for seven shutout innings of a three-game showdown between the divisions top team. free and fair with the 1.7 earned average against new york. the two-game losing streak now that the yankees by 3.5 games. the houston astros beat the los angeles angels six to three on monday night in a match of america make wild card contenders. two run homer to adam gaddis and carlos kore

that's willie nelson. ( applause ) i'll see you tomorrow, willie. i'll see you tomorrow, willie.to bring some "wendy's" with you, enough for everybody, biggie fries, okay. but even if legalization looks likely, the pro-marijuana lobby isn't resting on their dank, sticky laurels. they're bringing out the big guns to appeal to the youth vote. >> look who is coming to college campuses. this is buddy the marijuana mascot. the group is using the mascot to encourage college students to get out and vote this november. >> stephen: yes, buddy, the marijuana mascot. now, first of all, if you're a college student who's high and you see buddy, i'm not sure you're going to go to the voting booth. i'm pretty sure you're going to check yourself into a psyche ward. and second first of all, i'm not convinced that is marijuana. it's got a "b" on its chest and it kind of looks like a giant brussel sprout. that would be a hard sell to college students. you'd have to smoke a whole lot to catch a buzz. and third first of all, i seriously question whether you need this mascot to promote the idea of mar

. ♪ >> on the show, john belted out a bluesy number with his bar mate partner, willie nelson.hristie and jonathan all over manhattan this week. next, johnny depp rocked out. ♪ school's out for summer spotted in the back, johnny's wife, amber herd. we wer >> from where i was standing, amber was totally beaming as she was watching johnny. she was sippi bopping around to the music. by the end of the show, she was on her >> hollywood vampire plays tonight and then jets to rio for a concert is next week. >>> and mariah carey is making headlines with her new romance. he is billionaire casino mogul james packer. but where was james when our carly fields spoke to her last night at an event packed with stars? >> i've been living through you and your fabulous photos over in europe with your dashing new beau. you seem like you're in amazing place right now. >> it's fun. i'm not going to lie. >> is he joining you inside? >> he's not joining me inside tonight. but he was -- we were together last night. it was f >> covered in stars and celebrating the icon issue of "harper's bazaar" where s

country music came from and the era of the '50s and '60s, which is hank cochran, harlan howard, willie nelsonese guys set the standard for writing songs. >> ♪ don't you ever get tired ♪ of hurting me ♪ he was responsible, really, for me going to nashville and getting a job writing for pamper music. hank had a lot to do with me getting started. >> i met hank. he reached out his hand and had a cd that already had my name on it. i kind of gathered that this wasn't by chance. >> shortly after he first met him, hank was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, so for the two years he lived after that, jamey would get off the road and pull his bus right up to the hospital, ran up to see hank, raise hank's spirits, and just--he was always--always around. up to the night hank died, he was here. >> ♪ now tell me ♪ would these arms ♪ be in your way >> it was shortly after hank died i got a text message, and it was from jamey, and he said, "would you mind if i did a hank cochran album?" so i couldn't believe it, you know. >> ♪ so lay ♪ all your doubts aside ♪ when you go to bed tonight >> he should be in the c

tonight he welcomes actor kevin spacey comedy legend carol burnett and musical performance by willie nelsonnd john mellencamp much all the fun starts tonight at 11:35. >>> a high school project in texas ends with a student in handcuffs and it is raising questions about racial profili profiling. 14 year akmed muhammed used pieces of scrap metal and computer parts to build a homemade clock. teacher at his suburban dallas school heard it ticking and thought it was bomb. she called police and ahmed was hauled in for questioning even though the device was found to be harmless. ahmed plans to turn his scare foo a positive force. >> i will try my best not just to help me but to help every other kid in the entire world who has problem locate this. >> ahmed says he made transfer to different school and hopes one day to go to college at mit. >> as college costs continue to rise one local institution is reversing that trend. rosemont college in bryn mawr slashing tuition by 43% to make it affordable for students. the president of the small liberal arts college says the current tuition system does not

this month, music legend willy nelson will be launching his own brand of marijuana called "willy's reserve." willy says it will be the best on the market. he says if you can find any better than on earth, please, send it to him immediately. tonight, stephen welcomes george clooney. governor jeb bush. musical guest mavis staples and friends. featuring john batiste, and stay human, come on. and now, it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wow. that's nice. that's nice. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, jon. beautiful. wow. thank you, everybody. please, i gotta say, it feels good to sit down. all that standing i just did over there. i don't know how people do it. it is strenuous. don't skip leg day. now before we go on, there is something i really want to say. as hard as we have worked to make it to this day, there is no way i would be here right now if not for the man who graced this stage for 22 years. i'm talking, of course, about, i'm talking, of course, about, biff hen

richards, he can say what he wants to be one i like looking at him the way that i like looking at willie nelson. steve: have a great night, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] a wave of game-day excitement is rolling into dunkin'. taste the new tailgater breakfast sandwich, stacked with smoked sausage, fire-roasted peppers, [000:59:47;00]

you were inspired by willie nelson? >> yeah, a western town. >> jimmy: he's got his own town and you built your own town where your buddies hang out. tell us some of the things you have. >> it's a western town. we wanted to drink beer ask party. this is about 15 years ago. we built this western town. started with a saloon, partied in it. a hotel. then we built a church. and a jail cell. and all this. we just -- >> jimmy: everything you need. >> kept adding to it. we -- when you go down there you want to feel like you're in the wild west. we had to have the street long. >> jimmy: you imprison your friends in the jail cell? >> only twice. >> jimmy: who are the friends that got locked up? >> a buddy that was just too wasted. sxifs like, party's still -- it's early, party's still going, i'm not going to watch you the rest of the night, so you stay here. i'm going to lock this cage up, make sure you don't go anywhere, i'll get you in the morning. >> like otis on "the andy griffith show." >> yeah. then i punched a guy so we p

music my daughter thought for years their dad was gay because i would like bubble gdie pop so willie nelson or a the eagles. but i never listened to it i brought it along but it was amazing at the end of the trip all the stuff buried at the bottom and i said i did not even know that was there. >> i headid y part of the book is dedicated to your father and your relationship with him? >> when we were kids my dad took this on a covered wagon and trip between our farm in new jersey and central pennmotlvania. it was a dream journey i got to get up in the morning to you galloped ahead on my horse to pick uwhatthe cae'ing spots. everybered has a treasured memory of childhood and that motivated me to take the trip. but what surprised me was the flashbacks of my father. we had a great and loving relationship that a very tough relationshiwhatto the end of his life because i was typical rebellious stupid pain in the neck kids. it shos roed me how strong those memories were and i managed i think people will enjoy that part of the booom @ with him into the narrative. >> what about the construction of th

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i've had my picture made with willie nelson stayed in a hotel with a pool driven through new mexico where the saguaro cactus grow and i felt really small under mount rushmore and i made it all the way past austin city limits and maybe for a minute i got too big for my britches but i'm just a dime store cowgirl that's all i'm ever gonna be you can take me out of the country but you can't take the country out of me no 'cause i'm still the girl from golden had to get away so i could grow but it don't matter where i'm going i'll still call my hometown home slept in a room with the ghost of gram parsons drank some wine i can't afford went to san antonio to the riverwalk and rodeo seen the white cliffs of dover from the shore and i kinda fell in love with a palm springs trailer park but those california stars could never steal my heart 'cause i'm just a dime store cowgirl that's all i'm ever gonna be you can take me out of the country but you can't take 'cause i'm still the girl from golden had to get away so i could grow but it don't matter i'll still call my hometown home i'm happy with what

that's willy nelson. >> i have super hairy feet. i don't have to do anything at all. mean, you think this is bad. >>ou would make a better dwarf because hobbitts do not have beards. >> welcome to the hungry for power game. candidate, assemble. >> ah, yes, yes, look here, a fresh crop of tributes for the capital. may the margin of error be forever in your favor. let's see. let's see now. who looks expendable this year. yes, yes. have the large angry one from the east fight the curly haired one from the cold district. delicious. delicious. >> don't know fits' going to be that dramatic. >> he is so clever. amazing. >> in just a -- and just a matter of hours away from the g.o.p.'s second presidential debate. 11 candidates taking the night cap and four for the happy hour? >> for the happy hour. it starts at 5:00. >> very good. if something does come out of that debate, we're hearing it will at least be shared during that night cap. we shall see. >>> time to see what our partners over at cbs this morning are covering. >> gayle king our good friend and partner is live in new

and i'm reading about the last powerball winner, his name was willie nelson, not the singer.specific market to pick up some bacon that has the rind on it and is really fatty. he said his wife liked that bacon so he went there to get that bacon and bought the ticket. proof once again there's nothing bacon can't do. >> absolutely. >> make you rich. >> and he's not only bringing hoke the bacon, he's bringing home the bacon. >> maybe he went hog wild. >> could be. >> sue, thank you very much. >> thanks, brian. >> i know. i feel it, too, folks. it's time for "trading nation." we're trading the semiconductors trading below the 50 and 200-day moving day average. todd, technicals on the philadelphia semi-conductor index having looked good. any change to that? >> there are actually some nice leadership today if you look down at the i shares sector, pharma, hale caealth care, semi leading the way up. to set it up, let's look at the weekly chart. kind of what i'll call flash crash part two at the end of the august. we held a long-term weekly support right around the $550 level in the se