"willy wonka"... "free willy wonka & the chocolate factory"! (cheering) ha ha! i don't get it.ame? well, we drink while we do it. oh. dur. i got one! a fat cartoon cat gets to play catch with his dead father. (stutters) oh! uh, uh... "garfield of dreams"! (cheering) boom shakalaka! are you kidding? i haven't gotten one yet. (sighs) adiós, alkies. see ya, pale guy. bye, nerd.

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. >> okay, so, yeah, that's just "willy wonka and the chocolate factory." >> whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. >> oh,ur chocolate factory and ving you an everlasting butt-stopper. >> no. >> man, they gonna ride you like a wonka-vator. sideways, slantways, three ways, and ten ways. >> and the tiny people won't be orange, they'll be freaky hispanic and chinese dudes. >> yeah, they gonna dance around you in the communal shower and sing, "prison, prison, doopah-dee-doo. a gang of jamaicans is coming for you." >> they'll take you to the boiler room and lay you down flat. >> what does your rear end think of that? it doesn't like the looks of it. >> hey, macintosh! come on, man, you can't do that to a children's song. >> oh, hey, that's on me, chief. here's the ocean, i crossed it. now all the natives got small pox. [ laughing ] >> now, which one of y'all is the ring leader? boy, get up here. >> ah, so you think you're the bees' knees? you hippie. >> yeah, so what? i'm fed up with this one-horse town. >> now hush up. you think i've never felt stuck in a small town? >> uh-huh. >> well, i recall my childhood

scott: this isn't a machine from willy wonka's factory. this is, like, you know -- this is -- this is the real deal. this is, like, you know... mike: do you mind talking over here? scott: i-i mean, if you want to talk, i'll -- i'll... i'll -- yeah, we can talk. mike: that was not the way that i wanted it to go. i wanted to come in here and say i am sorry, truly, that i did not defend you when the [bleep] hit the fan and stuff happened here. the culture was, yeah, something that i created. and i was doing what i thought was right, and i didn't know what the [bleep] i was doing. scott: you thought what was right was to defend them and -- and treat me like an outcast? mike: i never thought that was right, scott. scott: people had the wrong idea about me because of you. -mike: okay. -scott: and that's -- like, that's -- that's terrible. mike: i apologize for that, scott. it -- things get blown up. things blew up. i never intentionally -- scott: you did intentionally turn -- mike: i apologize for that. scott: you just said you didn't, but you d

like willy wonka's chocolate factory.y is is that it's up to you to figure out what else you're gonna sell. weaver woodworking isn't just about seeing how the bats are made. it's finding out what else we can make there. these are some of the finest woodworkers on the planet. scott's got to clear his head and realize how coopersburg sports could better utilize this resource. what is this? why does this look like it's a leg for a table? jerry: it didn't get the ends trimmed off. lemonis: but i mean, it looks like it could be a stool. scott: there's an idea, yeah. lemonis: do you have any more of these? jerry: yeah. lemonis: and so, i mean, like, if we could somehow have, you know, a stool -- obviously, it has to be the right size and the right shape. then you essentially could put "yankees" or "red sox." scott: like a cocktail table? like a little cocktail table? lemonis: well, or a stool. what does one of these cost? jerry: $8, delivered to his door. lemonis: each baseball bat costs $8 in raw materials and another $4 each

willie wangan the chocolate factory. holt and creamy, i can feel it running down my throat. >> why don't she listen to mr. wonka? a knit width. >> sure is great soup. hey, second course is coming up. >> that's my girl. so, now new mit ticktack mixer, so see different flavors here, much like willie wang a gum. they'll change as it is all in your mouth. here are the flavors, though, cherry -- >> so put it in your mouth, disolves. >> oh, cola and peach. >> cherry to peach. there you go. >> but they have cherry cola it, kind of makes sense. >> doesn't sound too bad. i love peach flavor things, i just getting board. we want to change with one little sucker. >> the biggest change ticktack has had since 2008. and you're going to be able to get them next month. also try them out. >> all right. >> i think i missed an joke, didn'ty? >> begs trolley is, bet you were told that when you took the job, just keeping moving. >> yes. >> don't think about what he says, do your own thing. >> just don't listen. hi, guess who is here? i like her. i really like her like her. >> amazing actor, amazing actress. >> are you talking about