>> woody allen zombie. >> seth: zombie woody allen.no, zombie not sexy, woody allen not sexy, you combine them. >> combine them? yeah, that's just -- joey ramona quimby. >> seth: that's pretty good. >> and, by the way -- by the way, i don't remember what it was at the table read, but it was something so much worse that i had like a call with them, and it was like, "what, what, like, what did i do?" [ laughter ] >> seth: i like that you managed to argue up -- >> and they were like, "what about joey ramona quimby?" i guess that's like -- and i was like, "that's really attractive compared to the other things." >> seth: right. and that's not bad. joey ramona quimby has -- >> yeah, it's not bad. >> seth: yeah. >> it's not attractive. >> seth: no, but it's not bad. >> but it's not bad. >> seth: you have had prince on your show. >> yeah. >> seth: you've had taylor swift on your show. >> yeah. >> seth: you -- and then i heard kobe bryant stopped by your set. how was that? is he a fan of the show? >> i honestly don't know. >> seth: okay. >> one

woody allen was your second movie?>> seth: how was it working with woody allen at that age? >> it was a dream come true because i came of age on his film, and loved them. i was thrown for a massive loop when i was told it was going to be a musical. >> seth: right. >> because -- it's not what i'm known for. [ laughter ] i -- like all kinds of other things, but not singing. but i had a great, great time. and he was incredible to me. i -- you know. >> seth: did you ever have to get a note from woody? i mean, was he -- did he like what you were doing? >> he like -- yeah, he was - he's famously direct. the favorite thing i ever said to me wasn't even a note. i said something to him about, you know, do you go -- i said, "woody, do you -- where do you go on the weekends? do you go away to the country or something?" and he went, "no, you know, i --" he said, "i'm too, i'm too with nature." [ laughter ] and i said -- [ cheers and applause ] i've always remembered that. >> seth: yeah. >> but he -- if you -- if you -- seth rogen

thank you and they have a meeting of the adequate restraining order council right now thank you woody allen queen and deputy. >> all right. the next item monique. >> the resolution on the public works general commission citywide (inaudible) director for september (inaudible) san francisco department of public works as the sponsor for to item i want to remark that the we owe a lot of the supervision from mayor ed lee w4er7 in his other capacity before we became mayor i was a champion of zero waste this is a program that has reached thousands of san franciscans school children and older and the department itself has a very strong relationship with this program under the leadership of mohammed nuru of public works so our school program and outreach team has worked clools closely and i'm proud to have jim here from public works jim i've watched him, no action and watched emphasis enthusiasm and warmth and telling him so jim i'm you're here. >> thanks for the in violation of section and members of the public to present the giant sweep program to you basically in 2012, the giant swept the world s

woody allen, saul bellow, bon jovi.arx brothers. my children were brought up on marx brothers. >> seth: wow. >> a night at the opera i won't go into that. and i was sort of "the doors" generation. mothers of invention generation. >> seth: so you're a cool cat. >> i'm rather cool, yes. [ laughter ] >> seth: you are rather cool, but you have not been -- you've had awkward moments with people you wanted to impress. which i like. because that is similar to me. >> oh, no. you're not going there. >> seth: i already did. you had a chance to meet salman rushdie. which was very exciting for you, as a fan of him. tell me what happened. >> with salman rushdie, you notice this guy called ayatollah khomeni wanted to kill him. and i have to tell you this. salman rushdie before that was one of the most popular writers in iran. two of his books "midnight's children" and "shame" have been translated and because the indians and pakistanis were mad at him, the iranian government, in fact, gave a prize for the translation of "shame." and i

don't think it's a great example the actor getting sick we picture you know merryl streptococcus or woody allen that has the instill he lives bus the real life things that come up and the smaller shoots the more vulnerable it is. >> yeah. i would i agree the bigger ones it's an issue you know a lot of the capacity to deal with it. >> actually, i need to jump in supervisor wiener when you're done. >> sure in terms of the smaller shoots we need to make sure that could be a significant thing to say you this have to people the entire shoot i'm sorry, i am seeing the feasibility language is huge. >> supervisor cohen. >> in the example you referenced mr. johnson that 50 spots let's be clear that would have been in the works for weeks but the reality is it hadn't so from my prospective if a large or small i'm looking for consistent socy so on the time i've lived on the hills who have also there on numerous years it is inconsistent and the film commission has i think inconsistently in elapsing and direction whether or not i'm the supervisor or the director upton is the director or not there's a that is

the committee guide our program with the evaluations and oversight for the next few years as the woody allen accept is winding down and we'll try to take the lessons learned and apply them to everyone that participants that we have what we like to do as part of the end report acknowledge and express our appreciation to sf puc staff for the task of the committee and take some time off to acknowledge that todd the general manager we waited to have an out going member of arresting buck who served as vice chair he gave many years of our service in san francisco ethics commission but to the systems of the wholesale customers and give recognition to his service and express tour appreciation to the members of the public who came to the committee hearings with that, that wraps up my presentation for this year's annual report fizzing. >> thank you, mr. chang. >> any public comment on that report? seeing none, the next item, please. >> item 10 a bosco update. >> good afternoon chair and kvpt and members of the commission it is interesting to be on this side i'm the chair of bosco and i've been on that

she said, i love woody allen but i don't feel it below the belt the way i do for larry david. david finally responded saying, smart kid. it is a shame i'm about 40 years older than she is. >>> and now for something you just can't unsee. we all remember how geraldo rivera posted this selfie. it looks like he's at it again. and wanted to show a little more skin. >> there is a really nice clear sky and water. >> also the foreground. >> the foreground. i hadn't seen that part. >> you just look past -- >> the wind is blowing through his hair. it is beautiful. >> you're happy for geraldo, i appreciate that. >> i guess so. >> a positive man. i'm milissa rehberger. this is "early today." we hope it is your first stop of the day on nbc. >>> leading the news in chicago, a man joins chicago marathon while trying to run from the police. brian duffy was reportedly being chased by officers when he joined a pack of runners in a marathon this past weekend. clever idea, but he was eventually tackled to the ground by police. >>> and in the sydney morning herald, nurse suspected of killing 38 an

know in my if i'm going to get to the current person but all her poeshgs this is stated by frank woody allen net and patty to have brought the program to where it is when i became the chief of the department in 2004 selected the probability most senior nert crossroad that's e.r. ray can thank you, very much. this is not just a job but a passion i'm proud to work you with for the lives you've changed and nert executive board for spreading the word and i would be amiss to not acknowledge dennis and original nerts as well as the rec and park department and gail thank you for all you do and recognizing the importance of safe nert and behind the scenes someone i didn't have the opportunity to work with but truly in the san francisco fire department there's no denying he's the son of assistant chief frank he was passionate about the water system and as supervisor farrell described saved the marina was able to pump copious amazes of water from the bay when the system failed in the marina thank you. i'm sure it's a special day i want to acknowledge my colleagues in the city departments we've worked

so let me quote from that other great philosopher, woody allen. he once said that eternity is an awful long time, especially at the end. [laughter] well, you may say to yourself, what does a physicist do anywhere? what has he done for me lately. well, we invented the transistor. we invented the laser and we wrote the world wide web. and along the way we invented television. we invented radar and microwave and x-ray machines. and we created the stakes program and the gps system and we visited us love to make prediction. end one physicist predicted that the internet would become a forum of high culture and high society. well, today we know that 5% of the internet is proud of you. and that is because teenage boys love onto the internet. and so just wait till grandma and grandpa onto the internet and 50% of the internet will be choreography. and so i began to give you a guided tour to have the sensational development of known science. let me tell you a cautionary story about a physicist, over 200 years ago we had the great french revolution and one da

there's something called the belgian syndrome as in this woody allen movie. >> nuclear weapons, and drugostalgia is a mile. >> and it was once considered a disease in this article reports a russian general toward told the troops of the first one to come down with a nostalgic virus will be buried alive and he made good on his threats. nostalgia the pastnostalgia makes us forgt the past, people died young. most people my age 50 years ago, people my age were already dead. suffering and violence were much more prevalent in the air and water were filthy and today the air and water are cleaner and crime is down over the past 25 years, murder dropped by 50% and robberies by 50%, rate by 25%. we complain about today's politicians destroying our freedom and our future and they do with their suffocating rolls and overspending. but in spite of all that the free market has managed to make more of our lives less mean. most of us have more choice with comfortable lives. also, if you are black or gay or a woman, america is much less mean than it was. and let's not forget how bad things were for minorit

there's something called the belgian syndrome as in this woody allen movie. >> nuclear weapons, and drug. >> nostalgia is a mile. >> and it was once considered a disease in this article reports a russian general toward told the troops of the first one to come down with a nostalgic virus will be buried alive and he made good on his threats. nostalgia the pastnostalgia makes us forgt the past, people died young. most people my age 50 years ago, people my age were already dead. suffering and violence were much more prevalent in the air and water were filthy and today the air and water are cleaner and crime is down over the past 25 years, murder dropped by 50% and robberies by 50%, rate by 25%. we complain about today's politicians destroying our freedom and our future and they do with their suffocating rolls and overspending. but in spite of all that the free market has managed to make more of our lives less mean. most of us have more choice with comfortable lives. also, if you are black or gay or a woman, america is much less mean than it was. and let's not forget how bad things were for m

. >> a young woody allen who mesmerized his opponent in this '60s variety show. retend punches and the boomer lunged and had woody in his clutches but no harm done. same for the brawl in australia. it seemed pretty much a draw with one knock down but no knockouts. but who needs a leg to stand on when you've got a tail? jeanne moos, cnn. >> very, very nice. thank you very much, jeanne, for that. that's it for me. thanks very much for watching. i'll be back 5:00 p.m. eastern in "the situation room." among my guests, senator rand paul. a wide ranging interview. we go through a lot of issues including how he feels the federal government is dealing with ebola, isis and other issues. he's in ferguson, missouri. stay tuned for that. for our international christiane amanpour is next and for our viewers in the united states, "newsroom" with randi kaye starts now. >>> we start with kim jong-un, is he sick, dead or has he been overthrown? answers you won't get easily from the hermit kingdom. he hasn't been seen in weeks. a major national event. a palace remains to the visit

quoting woody allen 85% of life is just showing up.at all turns. now i'll talk to chuck in a second how republicans keep pounding away at north carolina's democratic senator kay hagan for missing hearings about isis, so she could show up at fundraisers. so what are all democrats and all republicans doing? why they are missing in action. isis is marching across the middle east and all this is happening so politicians can attend fundraisers and kiss babies and count votes and get re-elected. you know what's fair for kay hagan is fair for republicans as well. anybody making attendance an issue in congress should shut up or show up because right now there's notion in either house and mika, whether we're talking about isis, whether we're talking about turkey as an ally, whether we're talking about the market going down dramatically yesterday, there are so many issues and congress just isn't there. and the thing is, 95% of these people are going to get re-elected without even trying because most of the races because of gerry mandering they a

you see that hol old woody allen movie, boo ba m -- bananas. >> we're talking about motivations, andbjectives, due diligence. but to matt's point, their constituents benefit from their decisions they will continue this. charles: who benefited from bring to nowhere. >> thigh are getting checks all of the time, i have been to funks in dallas -- functions in dallas, i am sure you get up, shake that hand you are getting a check. >> we sit there and say anyone that would go in to cut military budget, get rid of this pork, first thing they will say, they don't believe in military. >> it is fixing the over spending. >> the commercial will be this person does not like military, he tried to cut military spending that is the problem. charles: we need to get rid of helicopters open up a few more bases that have been closed. it is not the budget itself but how we spending it with this relationship between large corporations, and taxpayer money, that keeps certain people in power, and the rest of the the country -- listen, if you are a small business guy, trying to get in the game, i have a shim

they assumed things used to be better as in this woody allen movie where the star went to return to parisng on tk v and suicide bombings and nuclear weapons, drug cartels. >> it is a menu of cliche horror stories. >> nostalgia is denial. it was once considered a disease. >> no, sir taggic virus will be buried alive. he made good on his threat. nostalgia makes us forget that the past largely sucks. people died young. 50 years ago most men my age were already dead. crime was common. suffering and violence were much more prevalent. the air and water were filtered. today the air and water is cleaner and crime was down the past 25 years. murder dropped by 30 percent. robbery by 50 percent rape by 25 percent. we complain about the politicians destroying our freedom and future and they do with their tacks and suffocating rules and over spending. but in spite of that the free market made more of what most of our lives less mean. >> if you are black or gay or a woman america is much less mean than it was. let's not forget how bad things were for minority groups a couple decade ago. >> few american

>> you're going to watch me fight the australian light heavyweight -- >> a young woody allen who seemedpponent in this '60s variety show. woody threw a few pretend punchers. he had woody in his clutches but no harm done. same goes for the brawl in australia seemed a draw with one knockdown but no knockouts. but who needs a leg to stand on when you've got a tail? jeanne moos, cnn. new york. ♪ >> they are powerful creatures not to be fooled with. >> very true. >> you are watching cnn. i'm rosemary church. >> i'm john vause. errol barnett takes over the next hour with all the day's top stories. goodnight. goodnight. for those kept awake by pain the night is anything but good. introducing new aleve pm. the first one with a safe sleep aid. plus the 12 hour strength of aleve for pain relief that can last until the am. now you can have a good night and a... good morning! new aleve pm for a better am. are the largest targets in the world, for every hacker, crook and nuisance in the world. but systems policed by hp's cyber security team are constantly monitored for threats. outside and in. that'

. >> reporter: it is a young woody allen, seemed to mesmerize his opponent in the '60s variety show. d punches. the boomer lunged, had woody in his clutches, but no harm done. same goes for the brawl in australia. seemed pretty much a draw. one knockdown, but no knockouts. but who needs a leg to stand on when you've got a tail? jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> i want to know who won. it is like you watch that and you think, that is just amazing. you walk out on your street, your subdivision and there is kangaroos fighting. kangaroo tails can grow up to 3 1/2 feet long in addition to being strong enough to hold their whole nasty little bodies up. thank you so much for watching. we'll watch that video for the rest of the night. see you tomorrow night at 7:00. "ac 360" starts right now. >> good evening, thank you for joining us. breaking news on several fronts in the ebola crisis, in spain, we're getting word that now a second nurse's assistant may have been infected with ebola. and health workers are prote protesting saying they don't have the training or equipment to deal with disease. w

i." [ cheers and applause ] after that we have woody allen. his rapper name is "dr.idel." [ laughter ] finally, there's john mccain. his rapper name is "old bastard." and he's not dirty, he's very clean. he's a very clean man. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. lovely man. clean. >> jimmy: listen to this guys, scientists are suggesting that pluto should be considered a a planet again eight years after it was classified as a a dwarf planet, and americans are suggesting that scientists cut the crap about pluto and figure out how to stop ebola. ebola is a real thing. who cares about pluto? focus. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, we are in week five of the nfl season, and sunday night's big matchup is between the new england patriots and the cincinnati bengals. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. it's a big matchup. as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards like "most valuable player," but they also give out awards at the beginning of the season sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like "most likely to succeed," "class clown," stuf

from "house of cards", "law & order: la" and for his scene- stealing role as ernest hemmingway in woody allen's

well, woody allen makes good movies. [ laughter ] fourth down.idn't watch a single play of football this sunday, but not because i was taking a stand. because my team, the steelers, played on thursday and my wife said, "can we have one sunday without football?" and if we're being honest, i'm a little afraid of her. [ laughter ] look. i'd love to take the high road and say i'm done with the nfl. but i'm not. and i'm not alone. i watch real football and play fantasy football. if i give it up, it would cost me two different realms. [ light laughter ] i need my realms. so we can't quit football, but we can ask it to be better. all we want is to see football players do what they do best. play the game, and then when they retire, open mediocre steak houses. [ laughter ] and to bring it back to the first down, the game will survive this week because it can survive anything, including, for instance, getting a new commissioner, which they should probably do. we'll be right back with bill hader. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when you're awake and can't sleep a

. >> young woody allen who seemed to be stun his owe pope event in this 60's variety show. woody drew a few pretend punches and woody and his clutches but no harm done. same goes for the brawl in australia, seen pretty much a draw with one knock down but no knock out. >> about who needs a leg to stand on when you have a tail. jeanie moos, new york. >> wow, interesting to see them stan on the tail. >> no kidding how are we looking. >> let's completely switch gears. actually, yeah, south of the southwest, where win is coming from it is in the a chilly breeze out there but you'll notice it. meanwhile temperatures 63 appease both in philadelphia and in atlantic city. cooler in mount pocono but for standard five to not bad, vittoria. >> thanks, katie. it is hard not to tailgate the person in front of you. >> well done. >> fifty is your average on i-95 southbound from northeast into center city. nine on the schuylkill. twenty-five on the blue route. with all that red, all over the map it is just bad news bears out there. >> yes. >> reminder all of how wake up relevant i with every

and with sallie, he lived a life of friendship and romance that would make woody allen weep. his texan charm, candor, courage, and common sense earned him the respect of countless leaders both abroad and here at home. he was as comfortable going jaw to jaw with counterparts in the negotiation room as he was going cheek to cheek with sharks on his many scuba dives off the coast of the sinai. he was a man who didn't just know where he and the country he loved needed to go. he knew how to get there, how to lead, and how to get things done. sam once called the peace treaty between egypt and israelan historic achievement in which he played an indispensable part, a mountain peak in a sea of sand. the same could be said about sam's own extraordinary career. generations of american diplomats have tried to learn from his example, follow in his footsteps, and scale the diplomatic peaks he conquered so skillfully over the years.

. >> : tim's the audio of stephen jones director woody allen all accused of molestation contend haveeven careers dollar and saturn vest its famous cases of accused child predators' hollywood turned a blind >> : after being fired from ted view resigning from the sector after board following recent court documents claiming he had a secret life alleged child molestation is a risk his career over for good. >> : unnecessarily >> : it months ago drucker were yelling daughter open letter accusing him of molesting her wishes seven. responded with his own letter of the nile. 21 year-old accusation the never ended in the formal charges will after earning millions of the box office eight oscar nominations: globe achievement award. >> : hollywood also continue to back roman polanski arrested in 1977 for the rape of a 13 year-old girl after striking a plea deal he surf 42 days in prison before he fled france to avoid more time. to thousand two won the best director oscar the pianist r. kelly surviving soaring after six table issued the with him on an underage girl beaten to thousand two pre >> :

. >> i hear you do a mean woody allen impression in this?really good. >> you can also hear that in your repertoire you have a little tootsie. >> we're killing you. >> yeah, this is an incredibly topical impersonation of tootsie from fine 82. >> let's go. >> let's get it. >> i'm a character actress. i play this part anyway you want me to. >> great. >> you earned your dinner today. >> that's what i do at dinner parties. >> do people stalk when you do a twitter feed, i was, you said you were coming on to defend the finally. >> no, all the press after the show i have done, i had to meld a spirited defense. >> i'm guessing, defending the finale. >> i love the show. i love the whole series. and i actually like the ending, too. >> a lot of people like the ending. it's just the people that didn't like the ending were very vocal of it. >> give us your best defense of it. >> every evidence was a switcheroo. 70% you thought it was one thin and it switches. the whole show in a kind of a macrolevel had that. so i think that, you know, if you watch the sh

i hear you do a mean woody allen impression. >> it's not mean.ittle tool tootsie. >> yeah. yeah, this is incredibly topical conversation. from 1982. really? i'm a character actress and i play this part the way you want me to. >> wow. you've earned your dinner today. >> that's what i do at dinner parties. my two impressions. >> when you just peruse someone's twitter feed and -- i was. and you said you were coming on to defend the finale. >> the press after the show that i've done, i've had amounts of spirited defense. >> some defending -- >> you liked the finale, right? i loved the show, the whole series and i actually liked the ending, too. t. >> a lot of people liked the ending. it's just the people who didn't were very vocal about it. i think the show was always, every episode was a switcharoo. 70%, you thought it was one thing, then switch it. the whole show kind of had that. so, i think that you know, you watch the show from the beginning, the seed of what was going to happen were always there and you know, i wish the show on some levels, i w

that was a famous seinfeld movie, because you know crammer by accident walking down the street woody allen role, and he only had one line. these pretzels are making me thirsty. >> what happened to crimer you could dot same thing if you you get down to the courtyard by marriott, meet the director of the many movies, including this one, baggage claim, paula patton in that one. >> yes. >> hot celebrities in this one. >> he direct first sunday too. >> this weekend he is here, within of the hottest director in hollywood, he is responsible for those movies and now responsible for fining the next big star, right jen. >> you don't understand how amazing this is going to be this weekend. good morning to you. >> good morning. good morning. >> i know you have a big weekend. candidly i have not say this to you off camera, thanks for waking up this early. >> it is good to be here. >> lets talk bit. you are mr. big time. you have tracie mar again, paula patton, but you also want -- >> i'm working on paula. >> but you want to help the regular people because you you know it is hard. >> absolutely, it is h