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please welcome owen wilson and woody harrelson. better. see? >> and i'm not one to curry favor, but i just saw this stuff in the dressing room and i said beautiful. >> ellen: yeah. >> better than what i brought. >> ellen: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> ellen: i love it. it's comfortable, isn't it? >> ah, it feels so good and i heard it's a real nice eco-product. >> ellen: it is good. i thought you would like it. so -- i'm surprised to hear that this is the first time y'all have worked together because you're friends, right? [laughter] >> we are. we are good friends. >> this is the first time. it's funny. we had other sort of ideas, but this is the first one that came together. and who came to who? who had the idea? >> well, woody -- we sort of -- it was our friends from texas had this animation company, real effects and they're producing this movie, "free birds," and they came to both of us. >> ellen: at the same time? >> we thought it was a great idea. you guy it is don't know the idea, right? how could you? it's turkeys who

>> good, thank you. >> jimmy: mentioned your buddy woody harrelson.next door, maybe a 15-minute drive. >> jimmy: thought you wore on top of each other there. >> some times feels that way. >> jimmy: is that right. i want to ask you about the poker games you have. whose house are the poker games at? >> yeah, we have a poker game there. we have it some times at willie nelson's house, and some time at don nelson, the basketball coach. yes. >> jimmy: great basketball coach. real nelson-fest going on there. this is a painting that i, i really want to ask you about that depicts, well there is you. >> yes. >> there is willie in the middle. >> right. >> don nelson there. >> they're looking at my cards. >> right. >> jimmy: who else is in the picture? >> you kind of see woody back there with the hemp beanie there. >> jimmy: okay, that's woody. who painted this? >> well don nelson commissioned an artist on maui to paint this. and at first it seemed like a nice gesture, okay, that's nice we will all get a painting. you weren't going to be given the painting, you h

tonight -- woody harrelson, ke$ha and music from ben rector with cleto and the cletones.rs and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program -- thank you for watching. [ applause ]

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. >> i meant woody harrelson. >> that was good. e. >> awesome, i love her vibes. >> what a great voice. >> good weekend, a lot of entertainment. >> and of course football. >> oh, my gosh. the best damn band in the land, ohio state university, they beat penn state on saturday, blew them out but they put on this other show. remember just last weekend they did this incredible michael jackson tribute where they did the moonwalk, the entire band. >> this is sped up a little bit but still. >> that's the band doing the moonwalk while they're playing. >> they tried to top that. this is at halftime at the game. >> harry potter. >> quidditch. >> even had the owl. jurassic park. >> this is a tribute to hollywood, from michael jackson to hollywood. >> the dinosaur eating the michigan logo. >> they sank the michigan battleship, that is insane! >> this is next level bandwork here. >> this is beyond next level. i don't think anybody can compete with that. that is very cool. >> pirates of the caribbean. man. >> incredible. >> we need to join that b