wooo! folks, we are in a dark chapter of american history. sweden is beating us educationally. china is beating us economically. and albania is beating us alphabetically. ( laughter ) i'll sayyit again-- we must change our name to one-understore-aaaamerica. and now eye can't elieve i'm saying this-- we're being beaten recruiting young athletes. we're the ones who drafted lebron at 18 when he only looked 38, but these days, 18 is ancient, especially in soccer, or as the europeans call it, foot soccer, because the watch fell eating mayo dippers in belgium have signed a 20-mooth-old toddler to a professional soccer contract. this boy, whose name is bryce brites, was signed by a belgian team whose spokesman said his ball control is incredible for someone his age. yes, his ball control is incredible unless is it rolls behind the couch because he's not old enough to have object permanence yet. but bryce has got the fundamentals. jimmy, let's go to the tape. >> and here comes bryce, carrying it half a meter, dribbling with both feet, straight to the wall, and he's right back on the pi