♪ ♪ ♪ wooo-ooo baby ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: "wooo-ooo, baby" and that led to a story for you. >> tell sounds a little bit like a train to me with woo- woo. i googled names of southern trains because i wanted to find a real train and see where it ran. and the first train that caught my eye was the "iron mountain." and when you click on the "iron mountain" it offers this story of the "iron mountain" baby about this baby who had been thrown off of the "iron mountain." and i said that's an incredible story for a song. plus the woman who raised the baby was named sarah jane. and i said her name rhymes with train-- this has got to happen. >> stephen: well, it did, and it's called "bright star" at the court theater. go see it tomorrow. we'll be right back with more steve martin and edie brickell. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ honey, did you call the insurance company? not yet, i'm... folding the laundry! can you? no... cleaning the windows! the living room's a disaster! (vo) most insurance companies give you every reason to avoid them. plants need planting! well the leaves aren't going to rake

wooo! >> you said, i want to get this right.nt to bring a touch of showbiz to the convention. what do you mean? >> democracy a snooze fest. you gotta zass it up. >> i gold plate the entire city of cleveland, including the people. then i ride in in a chariott. together, we will transform america to be great again. roll credits. >> made me almost bigger than him. maybe. >> i don't think so. >>> turning to cleveland to gold sounds fun. >> celebrating birthdays today, who is the boss, tony danzu, pat patti lupone, 67. and iggy pop. i'm alex witt. thanks so much for watching "early today." we'll see you back here tomorrow. two serious crashes---all within the last few hours--- on interstate 80 by the carquinez bridge. >>> two serious crashes all within the last few hours on interstate 80. the first involving an ambulance and construction truck. mike is going to have updates in moments. >>> we following the latest on another homicide in san jose. >>> a solo voyage around the world for this plane. next stop mountain view. "today in the

i'm knocking it down and putting up condos, wooo. >> so this brash, shoot from the hip style, your supporters. >> are you serious? of course it's an act. a bit of razzle dazzle with the people in the cheap seats. would you care for some tea? for. oh, and those truffle fries. truffle so good. it's less than a mile. come on, we can do better than that. okay, uh... ooh, juanitas! oh yeah, those chimichangas. oh, with the mangoguac. stop it! 3.5 miles. oh... so worth it. yeah, we got this. 3 point nothing. hey! yeah? baby. oh! yep. thought you had him. (vo) fitness in real life. now that's the good stuff. >>> leading the news on nbc 4 los angeles, chyna's brain is going to cte research. head injuries, chyna or joanie laurer against the wwe before her death but decided against it. the former wwe start was found dead in her home last week. >>> on nbc's wgrz in buffalo, idaho family welcomes the first baby girl in 101 years. they knew a lot of boys, but wasn't until they did research until they realized there hasn't been a girl for four generations. little ariel was born. >>> white house into lockdo

wooo! ♪ the cool, crisp flavor of gatorade frost. play cool. i would like three two is standard. don't have access thto basic banking,on people but that is changing. at temenos, with the microsoft cloud, we can enable a banker to travel to the most remote locations with nothing but a phone and a tablet. everywhere where there's a phone, you have a bank. now a person is able to start a business, and employ somebody for the first time. the microsoft cloud helped us to bring banking to ten million people in just two years. it's transforming our world. [cheers and applause] >> larry: welcome back. nightly show contributor grace parra. and nightly show contributor holly walker. and you can see my next guest on the hit show brooklyn 99 with the season finale tomorrow night 9:00 p.m. on fox, terry crews. for everyone at home stop showing off. join our nightly show by using the hash tag nightly. the treasury secretary was replacing alexander hamilton on the $10 bill and now do you to the broadway show hamilton there's thought he'll stay on the front and the women's suffrage movement will

wooo! >> tonight, stephen welcomes dennis quaid. matt walsh. and a musical performance by charles bradley. featuring jon batiste and stay human.

wooo! that is so amazing. wow! harriet tubman on the $20 bill. what a momentous occasion, an abolitionist woman who is honored among the great. you can imagine that? and i know, i know the treasury department says this isn't going to go into effect until the year 2030, but it's fine. it's fine. because when it does happen, it's going to be epic. i can tell you now, for at least a year, every black person in america is only going to use $20 bills, only, only, nothing else. ( applause ) people walking around like, "hey, man, gout change for a 20?" "only if you got another 20." that's going to happen. they're going to use 20 for everything. how much for the house. $400,000. cool, 20, 40, 60, 80. so i'll celebrating. i'm loving this. i'm not celebrating too hard yet because i've learned to be cautious when america makes promises about race. you see i love this-- i love this bill, but this is a fake one that someone put online. we don't actually know which picture of harriet tubman the treasury department is actually going to use and i wouldn't put it

wooo! >> tonight, stephen welcomes dennis quaid. matt walsh. a musical performance by charles bradley. featuring jon batiste and stay human.

( cheers and applause ) wooo! >> congratulations! trump supporters, you did it! you did it!> you did it. >> you did it! >> yes. >> you did it! >> yup, yup. america hates you more than the destruction of the entire planet, baby. >> now, here to accept the first annual can of hate award on the behalf of all trump supporters, close welcome jordan klepper. ( cheers and applause ) >> yes. >> all right, all right, all right guys. to be clear, i'm only here because you guys couldn't get a real trump supporter. i don't-- i do not even like trump. >> you're a white dude. it's close enough. ( laughter ) >> don't forget the hat. >> there you go. >> thank you. go, trump. >> give a speech, give a speech. >> all right, um, your black muslim king has oppressed up-- i am not saying this. i did not write this. i did not write this. >> go to the end, go to the end. >> all right, fine, fine. in closing, our large-handed reichously endowed leader will pillage-- you know what, ( bleep ) this. no, i'm not doing this. you can keep it, all right, look. i will vote for him, but i'm not going to say

wooo! >> tonight, stephen welcomes dennis quaid. matt walsh. performance by charles bradley. featuring jon batiste and stay human.

wooo! >> tonight, stephen welcomes dennis quaid. matt walsh. and a musical performance by charles bradley. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: that's very nice. hey! thank you! thanked everybody. thanks down here. >> stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: oh, that's nice. i haven't heard that in a while. ( cheers ) you're awfully nice. welcome, welcome to "the late "e show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. i don't know why you're excited. today is april 20, a.k.a. 4/20. and as a lot of you seem to already know, 420 is the police code for getting a cheap audience reaction. and i know that today has a special significance for many people, including, of course, my intern, stoney von dankington. isn't that right, stoney? >> hey stephen. what do mean, man? ( laughter ) >> stephen: isn't 4/20 a big day for you to celebrate? >> celebrate what? >> stephen: you know, getting high. >> oh, totally. because it's 44th anniversary of apollo 16 landing on the moo

( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! thank you for that. thank you, jon.everybody doing tonight? you having a good time? ( cheers and applause ) we had a really fun show last night. for those of you who missed it, melissa mccarthy and husband ben falcone competed in our new show-in-show cooking show "smooshed," where they had to make a dish in under a minute using mystery ingredients: marshmallows bacon bits, sal teens and really anything else. it was pretty fun, until i was the one who realized i had to eat what they made which did not occur to me until the odd yents was already chanting, "eat it, eat it." of course, as always on "smooshed," we're going to be posting the recipes for ben's crispy late show canapes and melissa's rustic tuscan hash on our twitter feed @colbertlateshow, and the should be posted around the time i finish digesting some of it. also last night, we did something called "midnight confessions," where i confess my sins to the audience. who always forgive me. to thank you i thought you might like to share your confessions with me so j

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. >> alessandro: it's so much less about "wooo" you know? it's about bang! and it's dun, dun, dun, elements, elements, salts, elements. what places have you been that you can compare to noma? >> anthony: no place. it's a whole different world. >> alessandro: beautiful! ♪ i took a walk through this beautiful world ♪ ♪ felt the cool rain on my shoulder ♪ ♪ found something good in this beautiful world ♪ ♪ i felt the rain getting colder ♪ ♪ sha la la la la sha la la la la la ♪ ♪ sha la la la la sha la la la la la la ♪ ♪ >> anthony: once upon a time in a land far, far away, there was a place, a very special place. a clean, orderly and nice place. usually i hate clean, orderly and nice. the air smells fresh, and physically fit, statuesque blondes peddle through streets lined by old buildings and canals. i read something very disturbing on my way here. apparently, denmark is like the happiest place on earth. they actually keep stats on this. apparently, denmark is far and away number one the happiest, most content place on earth. >> rene: well the colleges are the

♪ wooo! ¿quieres tener el cabello más largo? ¡entonces debes fortificarlo!os y nada menos que el seÑor Álvaro torres (aplausos) >>> gracias Álvaro vamos a dejar un ratito el ro nanomanticismoromanticismo. mateus felicidades >>> arelys lora cumple 64 aÑos de parte de sus hijos y nietos y la familia de "un nuevo dÍa" eso >>> y esta hermosura valentina cumple 6 meses, de una compaÑera de nosotras >>> quÉ preciosa estÁ valentina y kimberly dos ramos, felicidades y mucho Éxito >>> ya tiene 28. ( ♪ mÚsica♪) ♪ (mÚsica) ♪ >>> comenzando "un nuevo dÍa" que es mejor ♪ ♪ ♪ (mÚsica) ♪ >>> milagro de vida rescatan una bebÉ sdmen japÓn entre los escombros de una casa derrumbada por un terremoto >>> a lo hora de la gran fiesta veremos lo que pasarÁ en el estadio azteca en el homenaje a vicente fernÁndez >>> le mostramos cÓmo hacer una cama exclusiva para su mascota sin gastar un centavo. >>> y nosotros en las cocina preparamos una deliciosa pe efectasy perfecta ensalada de jÍcama y mango >>> peligra la vida del seÑor de los cielos, quÉ va a pasar hoy en la opciÓn de riÑÓn,

♪ wooo! ¿una piel realmente hidratada?de neutrogena hydro boost water gel. grupo? >> pues nos conocimos hace 8 aÑos en madrid, yo estaba estudiando flamenco Él cine. >> increÍble. >> aunque tenga pinta heavy, me gusta mucho el flamenco asÍ conocÍ a david que toca el cajÓn y jenny estaba haciendo una gira con mÚsica clÁsica de orquesta y la llevaron a conocer la mÚsica tÍpica de espaÑa, donde estÁbamos trabajando los dos, nos conocimos y como todos los mÚsicos empezaron a quedar y saliÓ una fusion bastante extraÑa pero nos gustÓ, nos invitÓ jenny a un festival a londres y nos vamos y hacemos el festival y eso pasÓ. >> ya que hablabas de esa funciÓn, como definirÍan ustedes su estilo, cuÁl serÍa? >> es como funciÓn, pero nos hacen esa pregunta, al principio cuando sacamos el disco, primera estaba en el lado de jazz, luego lo pusieron en inglÉs y luego en espaÑol, al final ya nos pusieron en pop, pero a todo el mundo le cuesta. >> de pronto tiene de hecho es fusiÓn. >> nos preguntan. >> es. >> un poco de funk. >> cÓmo te integras con estos chicos. >> pues bien