wow, i can't even believe that she's here. this is so cool. beautiful actress and singer, janet jackson is here. [ cheers and applause ] love her. absolutely love her. of course, we have our friend, wwe superstar, john cena joining us. [ cheers and applause ] "wrestlemania," this sunday! he means business. and we've got music from the besnard lakes, everybody, who is going to be fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] going to be a great show. all right. ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "pros and cons." ♪ pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: "pros and cons," this is where we take a look at the stories and issues making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. tonight's topic, the passing of the health care reform bill. all right, let's take a look at pros and cons. pros, kids can stay on their parents' health insurance until they are 26. cons. kid will stay in their parent's basement until they're 26. [ laughter and applause ] that could very easily happen. keep going. pro, insurance companies can no longer deny coverage for those with pre

wow. there you go.yers. this is awesome. well, now you're going to set a world. and here's what we're going to do tonight. this is the most basketballs held at once by a basketball team. [ laughter ] so here's how we're gonna do it. the starting five are gonna stand in a tight circle over here, and the rest of the team are gonna place basketballs in the middle of the starting five, all right? get in formation, guys. let's see if this will work here -- wow. that's intimidating. [ light laughter ] i'm -- so small. oh, i can stand by this guy. there you go. [ laughter ] there you go. there you go. [ scattered applause ] all right -- this is much better. ready? all right, you got basketballs ready to go? let me move out of way. all right. ready? three -- you ready? three, two, one, go! [ light laughter ] [ applause ] very, very good. meantime, we're gonna go over here and start another record. we'll come back when you guys are finished. cory, keep counting. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: the next record breaker had

[ laughter ] wow." check this out. saudi arabia says a pakistani man named akbar zib cannot be ambassador to their country, because in arabic, his name means biggest penis. [ light laughter ] i know, it seems like a terrible name, but it's way luckier than his brother pencil zib. [ laughter ] hey, this is important, a new study found drinking beer can help prevent osteoporosis and build stronger bones. [ cheers and applause ] beermakers have already come out with a new ad campaign, "got beer? screw milk." [ laughter ] i love this story, a woman went into labor at a taping of the "oprah" show. talk about a surprise under your seat. "you're having a baby!" [ light laughter ] and finally, the museum of sex, here in new york city, has a new exhibition called "rubbers" featuring dresses made from condoms or what lady gaga calls her comfy clothes. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talki

>> that didn't have the wow factor. >> i'm not sure there was a wow moment in it. >> jimmy: see what mean? [ applause ] it's ridiculous. and let me tell you, if randy starts speaking with an english accent, that is absolutely -- i'm out. every once in awhile they have all the contestants do what they call a group sing. they get them together, they humiliate them. the last group sing was to the tune of the black eyed peas song "i got a feeling." and, well, i just don't know who it is that finds this entertaining. ♪ round and round ♪ up and down ♪ around the clock ♪ i've got a feeling ♪ that tonight's gonna be a good night ♪ >> jimmy: how do you go on to be a rock star after that? you can't. imagine if you had a video of axl rose doing that as a teenager, he'd be destroyed. there would have never been a guns and roses. i know they like to get everyone together to sing, but i have a s suggestion that might work for everybody. instead of a peppy uptempo pop song, have them sing something edgy, like, well, like this. ♪ i got a feeling ♪ that i'll be sacrificing a goat tonight ♪ ♪ i'll be

bill: wow, they can beat you in a lot of ways, can't they.vulnerable on those rebound kickouts for the threes. verne: ben allen got the rebound. there is geriot. there is ben allen, whose father is here in the stands in providence. dellavedova. bill: little nickel-dimer. verne: there is pat allen, the father. all the way from melbourne. bill: pretty nice to see the way these kids play together, very unselfish team. and the preparation by randy bennett has been extraordinary. verne: dellavedova, a little bit deep there. gonzalvez for three, got it. bill: they need something in a hurry. verne: that will help the cause. they are back to within five. samhan, very mobile, too. moves around. verne: steindl just hit that big three. he chases the ball here. bill: unfortunately, steindl came to the area that samhan had brought his man to. verne: look at this list. guy in the middle, his mom couldn't be here. she is a member of the lady clippers basketball team. bill: how about that. a lifer, huh? verne: yeah. bill: do the games in the off-season. woul

. >> ah, yo, man, yo, wow. uh -- really, honestly? >> jimmy: two yos, two mans and a wow.d. [ applause ] you can get a shamwow sometimes, that's when it's really bad. this morning president obama signed into law the health care bill that was passed by the house of representatives on sunday. [ applause ] so, now when uncle sam points his finger to you, it means bend over. at the signing ceremony, the president was introduced by vice president biden, who was apparently unaware that there was a microphone in the vicinity. >> ladies and gentlemen, the president of the united states of america, barack obama. >> you did it buddy. this is a big [ bleep ] deal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he needs a swear jar. [ applause ] republicans are -- republican party is not happy about the bill. senator john mccain told a radio show yesterday that the bill was done in quote the most unsavory chicago sausage making that he's seen in all his years. first of all, i can say from experience that there is nothing unsavory about chicago sausage. it couldn't be more savory, in fact. and that's not a li

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. ♪ jimmy >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] take a look. kind being 1991. >> steve: ahh! yeah! >> jimmy: let's get started. contestant number one, you're up. now, remember, you can sing however you want, as long as you're singing, not talking. you can dance, whatever you got to do to get the audience on your side. but look -- you've got a great song, i don't think you'll need it. your hit song tonight is by none other than glenn beck. it's all about his reaction to the health care bill. it's called "this is the end." [ light laughter ] there it is. and here this is. it's your microphone. whenever you're ready. roots? ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ this is the end this is the end of prosperity in america forever ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ an assault on our republic it's the end of america ♪ ♪ the end as you know it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that is good! that is good stuff. thank you. thank you, so much. great job. okay, contestant number two, that's a hard one to top. you're next. but you've got a great song, too. your hit song is by sean

wow, that's great! -- pick up your winnings, wow, that's great! how long will that stay open?on't know, yeah dummy. the very same way this wonderful new health care system works that covers all preexisting conditions, that is that casino it doesn't work. you see, basically, the insurance industry is legalized gambling. they take 20 people and they are betting that maybe somebody gets a really bad case of malaria ridden eye mumps. they are number 16 has the eye mumps. everybody's premium is going to take this guy's eyes out and have 'em washed. that's how it works. if you to take everybody who has eye mumps and cancer and everything else there is no way to make that work. weird, like the casino, everybody wins the house has to close. guarantee the house loses that house goes out of business. own though obama said you shouldn't go to vegas and squander your earnings. they are scan dering our money now -- squandering our money now as a vegas that cannot win. ç >> glenn: sorry we are telling stories about my 5-year-old while waitin

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, very, very good. thank you very much.elcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how's everybody feeling tonight? feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] great. just a word of warning. anyone in the audience that refuses to be laughed will be tickled by former congressman eric massa. [ laughter ] you guys know what i'm talking about? congressman massa was asked whether he groped a male staffer. and he said, "not only did i grope him, i tickled him until he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. it was my 50th birthday." [ laughter ] that's your explanation? that's borderline inappropriate on your 5th birthday. [ laughter ] he said, "i groped him, i tickled him, and four guys jumped on top of me, it was my 50th birthday." i don't know massa's gonna top that for his 60th birthday, but experts say he's gonna have to travel to thailand to do it. [ laughter ] hey, today is no-smoking day, where smokers are supposed to quit cigarettes for the day. yeah, no-smoking day, or as sasha and malia call it, "daddy's in a

wow. (toddler crying) i like that. i also have a two-year-old daughter.t would be what you hear yelling upstairs. yeah. mommy, i can't find another shoelace. can you hold on one second? i'll be right back, and we can talk for a minute. (crying continues) okay. now you go find the other one, and i'll find your jacket and tell your sister i'll be right there. never really had a chance to talk. figured it must be important, but... didn't say where he was headed? never got that far. it looked like he'd been up all night, like he was working a case. is he okay? we don't know, but if you hear from him again, make sure to give us a call. (door buzzer sounds) what up, squirrel? figure you got to watch your back in here with a nickname like that. yeah, yeah. everybody's got to watch their back in here. just better at it than most. well, it helps to have friends in the d.a.'s office. got the parole board to cut you loose early three different times. yeah. i'm just keeping my eyes and my ears open. waiting for a nut to fall from a tree. unfortunately, that nasty met

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the stock actually dropped by -- >> wow. we're picking on one of my buddies, one of my fellow actors. for all you hollywood people out there, "wall street 2" is now called "wall street: money never sleeps." they dropped the 2. reason being, 23 years ago was the first "wall street." not a lot of people in the new generation are remembering that. so it's now "wall street: money never sleeps." and shia, call us. call us with a do stock idea. redeem yourself. okay. don't let melissa pick on you on national tv. >> all i know is that i have a baseball cap that says "ws2." and i'm going to auction that off on ebay right after -- >> we're dropping the 2. >> -- the show. got to take a break. more "fast money" up next. >> it's a pearl among tech stocks. bold, ahead of the curve. so 2010 is the year of the smartphone. can blackberry maker rim top arch-rival apple? the trade ahead of earnings on wednesday. and later, there are actually three things certain in life -- death, taxes, and the power of taxes to move markets. as talk of risin

>> wow. >> that's what i'm talking about. we'll meet two guys, two molecular gastrologists and whether you can pass that off to your kids. >>> before we get to all of that, let's get a check of the news from natalie morales filling in for me at the news desk. >>> good morning, everyone. there is a new threat this morning said to be from osama bin laden. al jazeera aired a new videotape in which the speaker identified to be bin laden says if the u.s. executes khalid shaikh mohammed, it will launch an attack. >>> today president obama goes to iowa to try to sell the new health care law to those who are still skeptical about it. he travels to iowa city where in 2007 he pushed the idea of health care reform while he was a candidate. during the night meanwhile, senate republicans found some glitches in the health care fix-it bill. glitches that will force the measure back to the house. >>> meantime, the fbi is investigating threats made against at least ten members of congress after democrats passed health care reform. the windows

wow. this is where it's at, guys. this is future of america, sitting here having pizza for breakfast. i walk into this school and i'm a tiny bit nervous. i want to be the polite english guy. but the first thing i see is pizza for breakfast. how's your pizza for breakfast? >> larry: were you ticked about pizza for breakfast? >> you know, it's -- for starters, huntington had been under the spotlight for a number of years. so actually, as far as normal school food is concerned in the whole of the united states, it's probably up there as some of the best. nonetheless, fast food in the processed foods and pizza for breakfast was a number of things. even the milk wasn't great -- the milk you saw there has sugar as a tin of soda. that gets poured on the cereal. which has loads of colorings and flavors in it as well. they have the pizza next to that. it was an avalanche of mobile portable food -- corn dogs, nuggets, burgers, pizza. it felt to me that if the nutritional standards were up to scratch there'd be a lot more home-c

sue, back to you. >> wow. thank you, matt, so much. all right. rejoining our guests, and you know, sarah, you mentioned the view on the u.s. equities, but you are finding opportunities in europe right now. you are going where others fear to tread. >> yes, europe definitely seems underowned and unloved and all of the macro concern has made it more interesting to find opportunities there. some of the highest-yielding stocks and the biggest dividend yields in the international value fund are companies based in europe. >> all right. james, you know, weigh in on equities here, and globally, if you'd like in the short term, and first of all, how long is short term for you and a lot of our series have a longer term horizon and what should we make of the action right now? >> well, we are seeing a steady grind tire, and we have had a tremendous rally as sarah mentioned, obviously, but what is happening today is that we have a lot of investors who have been worried about all of the risks out there, and they have missed a lot of the rally. you saw the treme

>> wow. >> that's extreme teaching right there. >> really is. england, man. right? >> could i ask a question? >> sure. >> just a second -- i didn't think you were going to say yes. i gave you feedback off my feedback and you toldny let me do your job. let you do your job. everyone else gave you feedback off your feedback and you accepted it. why the separate rules? >> because you're the host. you are held to a different standard. >> okay, fine. i didn't know. >> he called you brian. >> oh! >> i called him brian last time. okay? >> okay. >> brian. tebow, if you don't want to join in a prayer, politely decline, no point to tell somebody to shut the "f" up. >> seriously. >> the don't ask/don't tell policy with religion. >> what are you? >> i'm a fan. >> you are a fan? i was going to ask you what religion you are, but now i can't ask you? >> don't worry. i'll ask him. >> it's none of your business. nobody knows i'm jewish. never comes up on the show. >> you couldn't be jewish and named levey. men have a sexual pursuit area two and-a-half times larger than women's. that'

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wow, it sounds patriotic, doesn't it? what's the act? pro postal to restore voting rights of up to four million released felons. here's the opening salvo from sunday's "new york times" editorial. millions of ex-offenders released from prison are denied the right to vote that undercuts effort to reintegrate former prisoners into mainstream society and against one of democracy's most fundamental principles that the government should rule with the consent of the governed. i can't believe they did this on the day they voted for health care. against the fundamental principles of democracy? maybe. what about the republic. with your rights come responsibilities. you must abide by certain rules and laws when you break 'em you lose certain rights. you are saying you should restore because you've paid your dues you're gonna restore the rights. all of them? their right to the second amendment? or is it only the voting rights? that's disinfranchisement isn't it? when the progressives are involve -- are involved and votes are at stake -- who do you t

♪ [ laughter >> jimmy: wow. beautiful.nk you, vegan food, for being a healthy alternative to high-fat, meat-based diets and for tasting like microwaved paper towel. [ laughter ] thank you, jesse ventura, for promoting your new book this week. also for debuting your new look, which you obviously stole from the crypt keeper. [ laughter ] thank you, this pho, for making me think, "you know what would be a great celebrity couple nickname? obalosi." [ laughter ] thank you, leaf blower, for making me look like the world's lamest ghostbuster. "i ain't afraid of no leaves." [ laughter ] thank you, glass of water on my table last night at p.f. chang's, for rippling when an overweight man walked by. [ laughter ] i know you weren't trying to compare him to a dinosaur, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? [ laughter ] thank you, this week, for being diversity week here at nbc. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, bad breath guy at work, who turns down my offer of gum. word to the wise, pal. when someone offers you gum, it's

wow!well, i'm just full of hate and i want to stop justice and i hate the poor too, i'd like to stomp on them. i'm glad to see that "time" suddenly cares about god or am i. the other news from the "new york times" was that i recommended leaving church if those churches were helping the poor. and i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky meddling journalists. i hate those guys. i'm not sure why i would expect the media to start searching for the truth now when they never let it get in the way before. the term social justice has been perverted and hijacked by progressives. what a surprise they have a history of perverting words and meanings of. it doesn't simply mean, help the poor, to them. it does to some people. and maybe your church. but be very careful when you see those words, because you have to know who you are dealing with. are you dealing with somebody who believes it is just coming from the heart? or are you dealing with a progressive?ojl2 now, just for the no

it wasn't like wow, that was a bad day. everybody went back and had an apple pie and watching baseball. america had a choice to make on that day. as everyone knows, the decisions that followed over the next few years that deadly december 7 attack radically changed america's course. we went to war. it changed everything. this vote this weekend, is akin to one of these events. if you think i'm talking about just the healthcare bill, you couldn't be more wrong. the healthcare bill is merely a battle. it is a huge battle. i think it may be normandy, but it's part of a bigger war. the war is the fundamental transformation, or restoration of our country. that is the game that they're playing. and while everybody is going to focus on the political game surrounding the healthcare bill, slaughter rule, secrecy, arm-twisting, bribes, the lies, these things should be addressed but that's not what this show is going to address. i have to tell you, i spent several hours last night thinking about this. quite honestly, praying on this las

>> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] yeah, wow, that's something else. >> that tends to happen.s so. well, "cougar town" is a big hit. you work with courteney cox. and sheryl crow is joining the cast, i hear. >> three episodes as my love interest. >> jimmy: that's all right. that had to be a pleasant surprise. >> not bad at all. >> jimmy: have you shot those episodes yet? we have.e. it was all at once wonderful and disappointing at the same time because she's this great singer, she hasn't done a lot of acting, but she's done some. she came on and she was perfect. wonderful, hilarious, right up to speed. immediately. i felt bad about what i did. i'm like -- i'm not needed. i have no special skill. >> jimmy: you don't, huh? i heard you sing with her on the show, though. >> i do. i do. we do. my character plays guitar and sings funny songs on the show so we end up doing a duet. that would make sense. if sheryl crow comes on, we do a duet. and it was all at once the most wonderful day and most terrifying awful day of my life. >> jimmy: really? why? >> because she's sheryl crow. and

it wasn't like wow, that was a bad day.n everybody went back and had an apple pie and watching baseball. america had a choice to make on that day. as everyone knows, the decisions that followed over the next few years that deadly december 7 attack radically changed america's course. we went to war. it changed everything. this vote this weekend, is akin to one of these events. if you think i'm talking about just the healthcare bill, you couldn't be more wrong. the healthcare bill is merely a battle. it is a huge battle. i think it may be normandy, but it's part of a bigger war. the war is the fundamental transformation, or restoration of our country. that is the game that they're playing. and while everybody is going to focus on the political game surrounding the healthcare bill, slaughter rule, secrecy, arm-twisting, bribes, the lies, these things should be addressed but that's not what this show is going to address. i have to tell you, i spent several hours last night thinking about this. quite honestly, praying on this la

. >> wow. >> reporter: this is what stacy edwards, 35-year-old mother of four, fields her family everyel looking at this. >> yeah, it's gross. >> reporter: not that she's ever looked at it this way before. not until british chef and activist jamie oliver came to huntington and made her face up to what they're eating. >> i need you to know that this is going to kill your childrens early. off their life.bout 10, 13 years >> i w just like everybody else. it is too expensive to eat healthy. that's one of the things you hear. with four kids, i nd of felt like you had to have the easy food around. kids are overweight, i'm overweight, husband is overweight. >> reporter: in fact, her son is over 300 pounds. how old is he? >> 12. >> reporter: 12? >> yes. so, i mean, we needed it and i'm doing it for him. everybody says do it for yourself and i am, but i want it for him more. >> reporter: stacy's story can be found anywhere in america. but this isn't just anywhere. this is huntington, west virginia, which holds the dubious distinction of america's unhealthiest city. that's why jamie oliver came

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and then i wrote a book, wow, that's hard.because when you talk i can always the next day or the next hour just go, you know what i said last hour, i was way wrong. you know, i just got this information that changes whatever but when it's on the page, it's there for all time. so what i did was i have, i don't know, 3 or 400 end notes in the book and i chronicled where i took everything from. so you can't dispute my facts. you can dispute my conclusions but you can't dispute the facts because they are what they are. >> so do you want to write another one? >> not right now. no, no, really no. it's an interesting process. i think in writing the book, i kind of then tweak my radio show based upon what i've done with my book because you slow it down because what was the book about. what was the show all about? and for me it's about just trying to, you know, push the rock up the hill a little bit more every day. you know, i'm not here to tear down or to prop up. i'm not a cheerleader, which, unfortunately, we see a lot of in books a

>> wow. i don't think -- there's no way. >> did you you see marty fellstein's article when he let greece go out on a voluntary basis and then let them devalue? andy, if you're living over there in greece you're not going to put up with the germans telling you got to eat dirt for two years to please them. >> andy, let me raise this point. when i look at the strikes throughout europe and i look at the failure of greece to take the necessary remedial action, you are watching the demise and bankruptcy of the european welfare-entitlement state, andy. that's the underlying theme. the benefits, the redistribution and the pay them not to work. you know the story as well as i do. apply your supply-side analysis. this can't be good for the euro. and it can't be good for europe in general. >> i agree. it can't be good for the euro and that's why are we expect it to continue to depreciate. those are the two basic ways of getting out of a debt problem. i don't think greece will default on their debt becau

it wasn't like wow, that was a bad day.n everybody went back and had an apple pie and watching baseball. america had a choice to make on that day. as everyone knows, the decisions that followed over the next few years that deadly december 7 attack radically changed america's course. we went to war. it changed everything. this vote this weekend, is akin to one of these events. if you think i'm talking about just the healthcare bill, you couldn't be more wrong. the healthcare bill is merely a battle. it is a huge battle. i think it may be normandy, but it's part of a bigger war. the war is the fundamental transformation, or restoration of our country. that is the game that they're playing. and while everybody is going to focus on the political game surrounding the healthcare bill, slaughter rule, secrecy, arm-twisting, bribes, the lies, these things should be addressed but that's not what this show is going to address. i have to tell you, i spent several hours last night thinking about this. quite honestly, praying on this la

wow. >> i mean, not your typical crash. tv cameras were rolling when a tennessee man drove right into a -- >> i'm okay. i didn't even see it. >> as you heard, he didn't see it. >> wow. >> exactly, exactly. anyway, it was in knoxville on highway 129. so people might want to avoid that particular place. >> or that particular driver. either of those two. or that car, would be fine. so for tonight's shot, i also love that a spokesperson had to point out that whoever stole the drug is probably going to sell them as opposed to what? use them for themselves? >> you want to stop in the middle of a newscast and say what else are they going to do with these? >> you showed great restraint. i don't know if you've seen your version. i have not seen mine. i'm scared to. a trip back in time to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the national history museum. it's designed by ched anger lewis. how i might appear if i was a neanderthal. here i am, you can watch the wearwolf like transformation. i like that i have the exact same hair. can we s

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>> wow. we're not yet moving to california. in this particular case, steve is not from california.m indiana. but he seems to be obsessed with this idea of smoking different kinds of vegetables. something we saw online in the news of the days. one of our characters junky einstein and is interested in substance issues. >> i tried asparagus. it's serious. >> i believe you. i believe you. does his pee really smell? do with have okayedty couric here? ♪ >> never liked her more. do you ever hear from any of these folks. >> she was on jay leno before he was on the tonight show and didn't have it again. and they aired that clip and she commented. >> she is a share of our newscasters, has a brilliant voice. >> i want to skip to the fox news channel. can you do that one? ♪ >> oh! >> who do you like doing the most? >> cure couric is up there, number one may be joe biden. he has a great voice and is so enthusiastic whatever he is talking about him, god bless him. >> does it bother you that people know you from is? not that? or this is helpful? >> it's definitely helpful. we'll take what we can

>> kelly: some people see andy and they say "wow," you know, "he must be a genius" or you know, "he'sspecial," and i always say "no, these videos really just gave him that boost and i think that any child could do this." >> andy, reading: i love learning about polygons like quadrilaterals, parallelograms and trapezoids. >> his pre-school has told me that he's reading at a third-grade level at two and a half. he seems to be very proud of himself to be able to do that. ...where's the c-e-i-l-i-n-g? good. [♪...] [wheels skidding as plane lands] >> now, i'm not a scientist, i have not done research, i don't have a ph.d in childhood education, but i can definitely see that my child is way more advanced than children her age and i can't see how any child could catch up with her. ...what's that say? >> saadia: wave, this one is wave. wave. >> kendra: what's the other one say? >> clap. >> i cannot put into words how much this program has meant to our life. you just kind of like fill up because your daughter is three years old and she's holding up this book and she can read. it's just so norma

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