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, yada, yada. i'm one of those that could and i actually call it the census bureau talked to them and they were like, look, the only generation we recognize is the baby because it has clear demographic markers that the other generations don't. so that sort of started me down this path of every time i start hearing about generations would be like, well, generations aren't really, so why do we use them and how do we use them? what is it about generational identity that actually serves as useful for what's happening in american politics and culture? and so then that became the genesis of the book. and before we get to deep tell about how does generational identity get formed and as you did the for for this how did you avoid overgeneralization or stereotype around what is often referred to as a monolith. and i think very much so is not a monolith. yeah. i mean, look and quite frankly, i would do is i would make a broad generalization and then say it was generalization. i mean, it's hard not to do that,

young people, some of whom we may find to be talented as we help them develop their skills. sotheby's yada, mesopotamia engine sport club was created in 2020, and in hopes to expand and get recognition beyond the borders of iraq. and during the christmas season, you may have seen some impressive decorations, but here is one a truly watering sight to behold. this is the world biggest and possibly only santa claus made out of onions and sams. you can find him reclining on the beach in india's eastern coastal city of free. the artist as to tons of onions went into creating his layered masterpiece. he's encouraging people to guest each other plants this christmas and is hoping his mega santa will help spread awareness about climate change. you're watching dw news. quick reminder of our top story before we go. israel says 15 of its soldiers have been killed in combat in gaza. best weekend, so the heaviest troop losses so far. israel says it is now shifting its military campaigns and causes south where most displaced palestinians have fled. imagine these update coming up next are technology prog