one day, yakuza boss need new heart. i do operation, but mistake! yakuza boss die. yakuza very mad. i hide fishing boat. come to america. no english, no food, no money. darryl give me job. now i have house, american car, and new woman. darryl save my life. my big secret... i kill yakuza boss on purpose. i good surgeon. the best! [patriotic music] male announcer: from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noah" presents: - mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall. - and mexico will pay for the wall. announcer: the unpresidential day special. ♪ - "we'll see?" dude, you don't ryan seacrest nuclear war. what are you doing? will the planet be consumed in a radioactive hellfire, or will fantasia take home this season's crown? we'll see. [cheers and applause] first, as we all know, two weeks ago, puerto rico was devastated by a category 5 hurricane, and today, president trump went to the island to finish them off. - president trump is in puerto rico today meeting with officials and victims of hurricane maria. during the visit, the president tossed roll