[audience reacts] jon yawn can't catch a break. has been so depressing the sharks are committing suicide. we have nothing in the shark department, but come on, man. we have nothing but depressing news to cover. there has took some other old, reliable, provider of crazy. >> she's back, y'all, paula deen. >> jon: oh, this should be good. what's she doing now, opening up a new restaurant, the gi black face? i know. >> paula deen making a comeback, launching her own channel online. >> guess who's gone digital, y'all? [laughter] >> jon: just licking butter off your fingers isn't going digital, right? you know that, right? so that was nothing, albeit with a side of fry, but come on. this is in america. how are we in a stupid story drought. we have such apun dan natural reserves of crazy. hit me hard. >> sarah palin went rogue on an alaska roadway last week.x" >> jon: please. please tell me she was caught drunk riding on mooseback. >> the former governor was pulled over for speeding in her hometown of waugh sill lamp she was asked about i

jon yawn you don't know? >> i don't know.hing, you don't know what's going on out there. >> jon: this is not an evening at the improv. this is a very select club that you're allowing people into. i was very excited. >> it is a very personal... it's like people that i dig for whatever reason or another. and here's what's great about it, you'd be doing this anyway. >> anyway. yeah. i still have to eat. >> jon: right. >> and get a cup of coffee. but i figured out a way to make it a show. >> jon: and you often get breakfast with other comics. you often get coffee with other comics. this is, what, season four? >> four. they're only six-episode seasons. >> jon: scwowr really putting in the time. >> yeah, yes, yes. >> jon: you're doing six episodes of something you'd be doing anyway. >> yeah, right. so i'm having breakfast at least six times a year. >> jon: with comedians. >> yes. >> jon: do you think when the production schedulek becomes too taxing the show becomes comedians in cabs bringing jerry coffee? >> yes. that could be. >>

arkley diffused the situation ruling from the chair the yawn of the senator from illinois stricken from the record. 1949, the widowed vice president barkley attended a a guest by the name of jane hadley. he caught the attention of barkley and after four months of courtship vice president andmuch of the miss hadley were wed. vice to meeting the president, jane had worked for 1940 g.o.p. presidential nominee. as the story goes, jane's milk had at one point expressed his support for president roosevelt. countered with note to him l beeny no milky. four years as vice president, barkry retired from politics seemingly forever, but he longed to return to the chambers so he ran for 1954 n re-election in usting another big name candidate. barkley returned to the senate junior senator from kentucky. tenurers into his second in the senate, barkley was doing loved, speaking to a crowd of of students at a mock washington and lee university. was explaining to the had refused to a seat in the front row of the senate chamber despite his earlier decades of service in the legislative body. i'm glad to si

guess what, brian, the zst from the record closing high. >> i wasn't the only one that yawned. there's a lot of other interesting stuff out there. trust me, there's a lot of interesting stuff. in fact, i'm going to make sense of this tease. are things so good with the consumer that they're bad for retail? we'll make sends of that weird statement. >> i hope you do. >>> are you martyr than a 15-year-old? they tested teens all around the world on the financial literacy. we'll tell you how the u.s. stacked up and see if you can pass the test. when "street signs" returns. ♪ during the cadillac summer's best event, lease this 2014 ats for around $299 a month and make this the summer of style. ♪ in a we believe outshining the competition tomorrow requires challenging your business inside and out today. at cognizant, we help forward-looking companies run better and run different - to give your customers every reason to keep looking for you. so if you're ready to see opportunities and see them through, we say: let's get to work. because the future belongs to those who challenge the pres

we're all anxious to hear what the yawn -- ukrainian leader has to say. >> most particularly, about what is being done to bring the bodies of those victims back to a dignified repatriation a. i have the interview with the ukrainian president. president proroshenko thank you for joining me. your senior officials are now saying all the bodies are being brought to an eastern city on an refrigerated train. that every body or just the ones that have been on the train for the last 24 or so hours? >> thank you very much, indeed, and really thanks for having the possibility to explain the situation in ukraine directly to the viewers of cnn. first of all, we still missing 16 bodies of the innocent victims of the terrorist attack which happened 96 hours ago in ukrainian sky, but the rest, from the 298 victims is already in a refrigerator train which was supplied by ukrainian government, but still blocked in the territory controlled by the separatists. given all that, we have new possible time for releasing the refrigerator under the supervision of the inspector of oec and this is 7:00 local time,

seen many very well-respected communities members here who are in support of miss medical examiner yawn melara and thank you very much for coming out. i am very supportive of this nomination and we heard the depth and breadth that they bring she brings. really public safety is hot just about law enforcement it's about so many other things. it's about as we mentioned about health, the health community, it's about issues that touch upon law enforcement such as domestic violence or human trafficking. you know, she brings also to the table her social worker background. also, i don't think she mentioned this, but she did run a city department. so the police commission is an oversight body and certainly, in that perspective, has run a department and understands that sometimes there are some things that you need to do to help improve the department's internal process as well. more than that, it's about despite the fact that the police commission an oversight body, how we can really get all the members to work together with our community partners? because that is the only way to improve how the

the bedding yawns, a door blows aimlessly ajar and overhead, a plane singsongs coming down. nothing is changed, except there was a moment when the wolf, the mongering wolf who stands outside the self lay lightly down, and slept. ( applause ) thank you. >>> today's ""asian voices"" comes to you from tokyo. our guest this time is japanese-american actor, george takei. now 77, he is still at the top of his game as a performer. takei rose to stardom in the '60s as the helmsman, mr. sulu, on the popular tv series, "star trek." during

discuss in closed session hallway can you decide that a closed session is required if you look at the yawned item we can't tell if a closed session is required sunshine ordinance section 67 pointed 8 stitsdz states it the agenda disclosureer should specifically identify a case under discussion that's what the law says you can be as disingenious about it >> only tell us things like it's a legal case the law says you have to say with the specific case is if you don't understand that then our annual signing the sunshine declaration your falsifying it. >> patrick. it appears you have a short memory just a month ago t c a white advised commissioner renne that because the agenda and meeting materials had been deficient you had to postpone mr. gross man's case mr. gross man informed you that your agenda more than likely violates the brown act it would be useful to hear d c white weigh in on whether or not items four and five sunshine be detailed another thirty days for the compliance for the agenda. you do remember what happens thirty days ago when item 6 was poinl for a month; right? >> the item a

and finally, it saves our energy for the truly important things in life. ( yawns ) now i can prepare

i said to specifically thank you for leaving me a better person able to round the collective yawned thank you. (clapping.) all right. colleagues a motion to approve >> i move we approve that resolution commending my former colleague committee who will be very much missed. >> a second. >> all in favor, say i. opposed? motion carries resolution accomodation adapted thank you, commissioner. all right. thank you. if we can hear the next item >> the next is commissioner secretary written report in our packet is the correspondence log for all the correspondence received along with the committee the departments communication and policy director has provided in the future update obey permitted weekly and in addition the staff will provide two reverberations of meeting minutes to review and approval one of the longer than meeting and the more condensed meeting for the future meeting minutes. >> everything is included in the written report and commissioner king. >> number 4. >> thank you monica i only thing i want to say when you know, we do the accommodations monica is the catalyst to get together

no, yawn, he'd put me to sleep. >> reporter: money can't always buy you long-lasting love. >> mr.ll the candy in the candy store, can't decide what flavor to take home with you. >> you're not a 10. >> reporter: what if the secret to knowing if mr. right is more than just mr. right now, is assism as this? >> you're not a good spitter. >> reporter: what if in the search for compatibility it's what's inside that counts? way inside? >> not just finding out that your relationship problems are actually in your genes and you can solve them. >> reporter: instant chemistry is one of the newest matchmaking services and it's all based on the idea that your genes determine compatibility. sounds good, right? we decided to put it to the test. couple number one, meet maria and taso, both greek-american and they've been happily[>Ñ mard for five years. but it wasn't love at first sight. >> honestly? i could not imagine my life with anyone else. but at the time, to me, he was just like your stereotypical greek man. >> reporter: now that she has two kids she's hoping she and taso are genetically des

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. >> if i were to say vol stilt low, somebody would yawn and say, give me something that doesn't have volatility these days, looking at the volatility, it's attractive. it does not look more expensive than it has over the past decade. looking at that correlation, you buy an position, you are buying a basket of stocks together unable to buy the fact that these stocks are able to move together. >> what is the option here? >> i'm looking at the august 43 puts, it was trading roughly 5378. those puts were offered at 37 cents, where is the break even of the raid? >> if xli goes down, carter pensioned, he is anticipating to have a 10% rollover here, if xli declines, i need a decline from the price i was looking at today to hit my break even. a couple things i'm worried about with this trade, one thing the only thing i'm worried about is timing. i pick all this. >> i don't think you need to be that concerned. it looks like things are rolling over. the industrials tend to have a lot more leverage, that can continue on the equity side. how much the stock will move around, that will be impacted

seen many very well-respected communities members here who are in support of miss medical examiner yawn melara and thank you very much for coming out. i am very supportive of this nomination and we heard the

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seen many very well-respected communities members here who are in support of miss medical examiner yawn melara and thank you very much for coming out. i am very supportive of this nomination and we heard the depth and breadth that they bring she brings. really public safety is hot just about law enforcement it's about so many other things. it's about as we mentioned about health, the health community, it's about issues that touch upon law enforcement such as domestic

. >> former oakland yawn fight general council and now running for mayor of oakland. >> school district has an absolute legal responsibility to safe guard the personnel information of its employees and to safe guard student record as well. >> there's one other part to the story. have been today have stripped all the wiring out of the old add minifrom the ceiling walls elevator. this is another tremendous waste of public assets your money. i asked why the district simply didn't post security guard there after the nruchltd the answer they have to concentrate the guard on the schools where the vandalism is common. tomorrow at 6:00 the district takes us on a tour of the building to show how they are now taking customer of the documents but you know it raises even more questions. >> all that stuff would be there for that long. >> absolutely the story is not over. this is going to keep going on and on i think. >> new details tonight about the woman accused of giving a google executive fatal over dose of heroin. 26-year-old alex tickle man charged with felony manslaughter as well as other drug

[yawns] nicely done. [crunch] cheezy. that's it. sprinkle it on top. enough! ah, check please.clank] ♪ it's like jasper here. strong. sturdy. but not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. built to refresh. smith & forge hard cider. made strong. [cheering and applause] welcome back. my gust tonight, a senior editor from mother jones magazine. his new book is called "sons of whip utah: how the koch brothers became america's most powerful private dynasty." please welcome to the program daniel schulman. [cheering and applause] thank you for joining us. >> my pleasure. >> the book is called "sons of wichita." i am very angry with you. you presented a book here that's very complex, that's very well researched. it's quite fair, and these koch brothers almost seem human in your depiction. >> i apoll jiesms. >> jon: how could you, sir? >> it is a fascinating story of these... i mean, the two brothers are sort of famous. there's four of them. >> right. so the interesting thing about this family is you really hear just about charles and david koch. of course there are four koch

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. >> former oakland yawn fight general council and now running for mayor of oakland. >> school district has an absolute legal responsibility to safe guard the personnel information of its employees and to safe guard student record as well. >> there's one other part to the story. have been today have stripped all the wiring out of the old add minifrom the ceiling walls elevator. this is another tremendous waste of public assets your money. i asked why the district simply didn't post security guard there after the nruchltd the answer they have to concentrate the guard on the schools where the vandalism is common. tomorrow at 6:00 the district takes us on a tour of the building to show how they are now taking customer of the documents but you know it raises even more questions. >> all that stuff would be there for that long. >> absolutely the story is not over. this is going to keep going on and on i think. >> new details tonight about the woman accused of giving a google executive fatal over dose of heroin. 26-year-old alex tickle man charged with felony manslaughter as well as other drug

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. >>> watching the roadways this morning, still early, 4:56, everybody yawning, stretching, getting ready. >> including us. >> exactly. at least we have no one bumping into things. we're looking at camera, shaking around a little bit, you'll be shaking around if you are atop a roof in emeryville holding on to a pole, that's about it. look at lights on the right we have two of the cash lanes, two of the cash lanes closed. that's the reason for a little slowing there. also coming off of the richmond center bridge, east 580 overnight oil spill isolated through the shoulder. so has the clean up crew. no lanes are affected, earlier distraction looked like its cleared out. little tiny bit of slowing coming out of the pass for west 580, and your transit status, no delays reported getting a good start if you're riding the roads and rails, back to you. >> thank so much. >>> cease-fire ignored, hamas launches an attack into israel hours into an agreement to stop the fighting. new details next. >>> plus a brazen bank robbery chase and shootout leaves an innocent woman dead. why her family is blaming

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. >> former oakland yawn fight general council and now running for mayor of oakland. >> school districthas an absolute legal responsibility to safe guard the personnel information of its employees and to safe guard student record as well. >> there's one other part to the story. have been today have stripped all the wiring out of the old add minifrom the ceiling walls elevator. this is another tremendous waste of public assets your money. i asked why the district simply didn't post security guard there after the nruchltd the answer they have to concentrate the guard on the schools where the vandalism is common. tomorrow at 6:00 the district takes us on a tour of the building to show how they are now taking customer of the documents but you know it raises even more questions. >> all that stuff would be there for that long. >> absolutely the story is not over. this is going to keep going on and on i think. >> new details tonight about the woman accused of giving a google executive fatal over dose of heroin. 26-year-old alex tickle man charged with felony manslaughter as well as other drug

(yawns) how boring. strike one! once-in-a-lifetime event! buster: strike two! (crowd cheering wildly) come on, lefty. just one more strike to go! (crowd groans) no! finally, something happened! i can't believe it. we were this close! arthur: look on the bright side. at least the grebes won. how often does that happen? buster: i had the best hot dog ever. (burps) it still tastes good. and i got this grebes jersey for half off.

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alex: you're yawning. just nervous. alex: oh. okay. i can understand that.to you, and kat and alan, as well. here we go. here are the categories. and, alan, you go first. country nicknames for $200, please. alan. what's canada? that's the country. countries for $400. sam. what is sri lanka? correct. country nicknames, $600. alan. what's peru? good. country for $800. alan. what's switzerland? right. and finish country. sam. what is afghanistan? you are right. mythology, $200.

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the global banking monopoly well you know already already peter articles like the economist have yawned a little saying well yes. there's a new bank in town great but they're going to use the dollar so where is the real challenge to the global order and i think to some extent they're right i think this would have been a very useful place for the you want to have been put forward as a significant challenge you know there's already something called the dim sum born in fact mcdonnell's has some bones these are bonds of yuan held outside china it would have been an interesting possibility to have at least floated the idea of a year one dollar combination for their holdings but they went with the dollar and it tells you a little bit about the lack of courage among the brics countries at this point i want to talk particularly about india's prime minister narendra modi's first appearance of the bric summit since his election in may according the times of india modi promised he would quote invest heavily in infrastructure affordable housing health care education and clean energy while emphasizi

the global banking monopoly well you know already already peter articles like the economist have yawned a little saying well yes. there's a new bank in town great but they're going to use the dollar so where is the real challenge to the global order and i think to some extent they're right i think this would have been a very useful place for the you want to have been put forward as a significant challenge you know there's already something called the dim sum born in fact mcdonnell's has floated him some bones these are bonds of yuan held outside china it would have been an interesting possibility to have at least floated the idea of a year one dollar combination for their holdings but they went with the dollar and it tells you a little bit about the lack of courage among the brics countries at this point i want to talk particularly about india's prime minister narendra modi's first appearance of the bric summit since his election in may according the times of india modi promised he would quote invest heavily in infrastructure affordable housing health care education and clean energy whi