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Aug 17, 2023
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yes, yegor fedorovich just a miracle came. covered everything. siphon installed new. the cartridge replaced, you will eat. so it's all about the cartridge. who would have thought? everything is fine. did you do the right thing by walking? send me a hundred haven't walked in years. yes, it's cool. do you know that singing alcohol in public places? it is forbidden? so we can , yes, but article 20 of the code of administrative offenses of the russian federation what do i hear comrade lieutenant of justice? excuse us, please, we have a holiday, not valera made an offer , congratulations. valery wrap the bottle in the bag, otherwise the teaching staff will now come and go by car. who's here hello what happened nothing happened? they came at night, and we froze to let you drink. what to us wait uh. papa yeah oh, goodbye. egor our wait, cool! girls, take care of him, wait. it turned out that i lived like this in retirement. a cruel and domineering werewolf of the underworld, for some he was a ruthless killer, he saw very little for others as decent businessmen , in no way co
yes, yegor fedorovich just a miracle came. covered everything. siphon installed new. the cartridge replaced, you will eat. so it's all about the cartridge. who would have thought? everything is fine. did you do the right thing by walking? send me a hundred haven't walked in years. yes, it's cool. do you know that singing alcohol in public places? it is forbidden? so we can , yes, but article 20 of the code of administrative offenses of the russian federation what do i hear comrade lieutenant of...
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Aug 15, 2023
08/23
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well , dear yegor fedorovich dear yegor fedorovich, please accept from our film crew from me personallyt vehicle . well, that's all, right? yes, and here's how the old all i went free. have a good evening, right, right, so that he rides well, and, let's fuck it. fine. well, never mind, i'll screw it up. hello alexey yuryevich and nikolai andreevich would not suit you if you didn’t get sick. you headache the sea would be less. you gave yourself this headache. listen, garin , i can turn on the vice-governor and administrative resources you understand, a lot of money for the channel. that's it, i propose the option you refuse to buy a tram fleet, the auction is recognized as invalid, the amount of the deposit, i will reimburse you, well, on top of interest, 30 troubles. goes does not go. i won the bid and have nothing to give up. i am not going to. you see how they got out. i promised this land to a serious man from magnitogorsk magnitogorsk is a city of grain, so let him reconsider something there. how much do you want? coefficient one and a half i'm afraid he won't agree much, you won't
well , dear yegor fedorovich dear yegor fedorovich, please accept from our film crew from me personallyt vehicle . well, that's all, right? yes, and here's how the old all i went free. have a good evening, right, right, so that he rides well, and, let's fuck it. fine. well, never mind, i'll screw it up. hello alexey yuryevich and nikolai andreevich would not suit you if you didn’t get sick. you headache the sea would be less. you gave yourself this headache. listen, garin , i can turn on the...
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Aug 16, 2023
08/23
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for a long time, yegor fedorovich and i were not detained with you. you have me detained.r it well. well, you 're holding me back. so you and i were detained together. nikita do you have a service weapon in the safe? i have two cartridges left. even the hostages will not be enough to shoot the building of the former water park hostage. believe it or not, for the first time in my life i called the cops. they will succeed. tanks, planes, all artillery, engineer, nit, you called to the exit. i count up to three times two. so i definitely can’t turn off the timer , but you can try. well, try to have a snack, have you drunk the castle with your teeth, or something? nikita than exactly. guys, we can't make it, leave. we'll make it we'll make it i have one story. and you're dating two writers, but one. like here is our die. and now the last story. yes, no more stories are nonsense all this. turned out lord, do you hear me? is it ok dad? i just now understood. oh, your mother was right. tanks and artillery planes arrived. the signal was called. i called it clear that they caused w
for a long time, yegor fedorovich and i were not detained with you. you have me detained.r it well. well, you 're holding me back. so you and i were detained together. nikita do you have a service weapon in the safe? i have two cartridges left. even the hostages will not be enough to shoot the building of the former water park hostage. believe it or not, for the first time in my life i called the cops. they will succeed. tanks, planes, all artillery, engineer, nit, you called to the exit. i...
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Aug 16, 2023
08/23
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dad, yegor fedorovich, can you give up? what are you doing here?ed, right? know do you have the door open? why is the phone not khariton you fucking passed the milky way. get up you have to work we don't have time shove you the crisis is very loud. what a nit you are. working. bon appetit. don't, come on. you 've done enough stupid things already, i don't want to go to jail, you're doing the right thing, don't come near. why a gun? please, if you put it down, mom, don't get in. go away, come on. are you dropping the knife? i know you're not a criminal. by the way, when you shot, do you know that the cartridge is traumatic? no, olga vladimirovna, i have to detain him. i am not your enemy. i friend. i want to help for this he must go with me. i don't want to go anywhere. i want to be at the funeral, dad. i promise you. you will be on the plans to do everything for this. hello hello where are you going to spend the night looking? well, i'm not going for a walk. i sleep with your neighbor nastya. and don't walk. and to walk the pet pap, did you buy a d
dad, yegor fedorovich, can you give up? what are you doing here?ed, right? know do you have the door open? why is the phone not khariton you fucking passed the milky way. get up you have to work we don't have time shove you the crisis is very loud. what a nit you are. working. bon appetit. don't, come on. you 've done enough stupid things already, i don't want to go to jail, you're doing the right thing, don't come near. why a gun? please, if you put it down, mom, don't get in. go away, come...
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Aug 18, 2023
08/23
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let's all get along and split up. morons will take care of my family go ahead yegor fedorovich and whereill be driven again shoots? hunters are ready for this. repair bucks sell ready the photographer died for you, you're a funny jackal for money, then there are police weapons? better , comrade major, as quickly as possible, well, how much you can carry here like pregnant flies. leave already, end of work, put him away a minute. you have no right. why have the police robbed us? just a light fire contact? no i mean he's hot now any spark and fire. what am i doing here? well, i 'm trying to explain to you, i took it out. briefly and clearly report on the matter, comrade sergey sergeevich during your absence from the object entrusted to me was infiltrated not by unknown fuck, what i ask they were infiltrated. well, if they are unknown, but the measures taken by me have restored law and order at the facility, the criminals have been destroyed, and the operational-investigative group is finishing its work, the report is finished. just when i passed, i accepted the seal of the keys. what are t
let's all get along and split up. morons will take care of my family go ahead yegor fedorovich and whereill be driven again shoots? hunters are ready for this. repair bucks sell ready the photographer died for you, you're a funny jackal for money, then there are police weapons? better , comrade major, as quickly as possible, well, how much you can carry here like pregnant flies. leave already, end of work, put him away a minute. you have no right. why have the police robbed us? just a light...
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Aug 18, 2023
08/23
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yegor fedorovich you don't even know how to say it. you before worked in the police. in the criminal investigation department for me to track down theoretically, right? well , you really want it. what kind of people good evening aleksey yurievich something i don’t remember that you and i missed each other. i propose to forget all our grievances and disagreements and no longer remember to work and earn money together. you are going to work and earn money together.
yegor fedorovich you don't even know how to say it. you before worked in the police. in the criminal investigation department for me to track down theoretically, right? well , you really want it. what kind of people good evening aleksey yurievich something i don’t remember that you and i missed each other. i propose to forget all our grievances and disagreements and no longer remember to work and earn money together. you are going to work and earn money together.
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Aug 14, 2023
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yegor voiszh fedorovich leaned back in any way cop, i have not been a cop for a long time, cop yegorbusiness here, i think, also on a well-deserved rest, like you are retired. i'm an artist at heart, i'm an artist at heart. they didn't kick me out of the circus at one time. fuck, i would go out into the street to work in an area of almost unlimited course . it's a noble profession. elite, so to speak, the latter will not be taken away, they will not inflict injuries. i must find them. do you have the right to understand this? well, let's put the local on fire. there they have such a sharp one for the main person who is trying to crush everyone under him, where to find him? as a person i ask you. you don’t light me up, people will know what i’m saying, that they knew they won’t understand. i have a reputation clear, i'm a bumblebee. what are you? are you a fly? carefully well, such news? i went. his healthy such a boar muzzle, like a brick, looks like a tough one to me, he is a former curiosity to talk normally, he can’t even talk to two more muddy ones on the street, they were mist
yegor voiszh fedorovich leaned back in any way cop, i have not been a cop for a long time, cop yegorbusiness here, i think, also on a well-deserved rest, like you are retired. i'm an artist at heart, i'm an artist at heart. they didn't kick me out of the circus at one time. fuck, i would go out into the street to work in an area of almost unlimited course . it's a noble profession. elite, so to speak, the latter will not be taken away, they will not inflict injuries. i must find them. do...
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Aug 17, 2023
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meet kolya , this is yegor fedorovich, and he helped us a lot today. hello. thank you very much.k i'll go. good night, really, we're lucky to have a neighbor. very and only now, having lived 40 years in this world , the seasoned opera unexpectedly, aching with sadness , realized that the most precious thing he has and who needs him the whole world. his own daughter eyes good evening i know well, you know, everyone thinks, but in america there are such idiots as you are not, who climb into someone else's garden. satisfy normal people with problems out of the blue. louis also did not immediately get upstairs. at first, i also had to fight for my piece, do not interrupt yet because of idiots like you, the business that i built for many years is suffering. in america, everyone is given a chance. i am very sorry that you did not take advantage of this chance. i won't do it again. pick a meeting place new season tomorrow at 14:00 on ntv cherkizovo presents so you say no it's delicious, and you won't stop me. this is the internet cartoons, here all as agreed in three months. well, it 's
meet kolya , this is yegor fedorovich, and he helped us a lot today. hello. thank you very much.k i'll go. good night, really, we're lucky to have a neighbor. very and only now, having lived 40 years in this world , the seasoned opera unexpectedly, aching with sadness , realized that the most precious thing he has and who needs him the whole world. his own daughter eyes good evening i know well, you know, everyone thinks, but in america there are such idiots as you are not, who climb into...