chihuahua mix yoda died in her sleep this week.oda won $1,000 and a trophy nearly 15 times her size when she won the contest in petta luma last year. yoda will hold the title until a new winner is crowned in june. >>> officers on the hunt for this, a bright yellow cheesy suspect cover individual sorts of toppin 6 f 6 foot tall slice of pizza was ripped off in plain sight. never in my lifetime did i think i could walk 60 miles in 3 days. (woman) the goal is to bring an end to breast cancer. (woman) there's no doubt in my mind that komen's funding helped saved my life. the 3-day is my opportunity to help save others' lives. (woman) i'll never stop walking, not till we find a cure. it is the most rewarding experience i have ever had in my entire life. (man) register today for the... because everyone deserves a lifetime. >>> welcome back now. it's the calm before the next two storm system arrives. that will move in tonight through friday morning and the other right on its heels and a more potent system tacking a lot of energy and this

yoda, the 2011 world's ugliest dog winner died peacefully in her sleep on saturday. she was 15 or -- >> 105. >> or 105. the chinese crested chough -- chiuaua is survived by her owner and legions of fans who through yoda celebrate beauty is only skin deep. join us as we celebrate this open mouthed hairless wonder. >> well, wherever you are, yoda, know this, the force will be with you always. i love quoting "star trek." what an adorable -- are you crying? >> are you okay? >> i told you we should have warned the guests. this isn't all about having fun and talking abouten sigh claw peaked britanica. real things happen. bad things happen to good, ugly dogs. >>> we will close things out with a post game wrap up. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye. it won't be as good as this one. >>> a reminder you can watch us on saturday at 2:00 a.m. eastern time, an hour earlier or 11:00 p.m. pacific time. a new "red eye" returns on monday. guests include patti ann browne, and dana vachon. >>> i have such egg breath. it is time to go back to andy levy for the post g

well done, master hoda. >> that's yoda.l thing is we're just going to have an overhead cut, right? ready position. >> careful. >> one. one, two, drop it down for three, and then bring it up overhead. >> and done. >> thank you, sweetie. good luck with this. >> you can catch sam on "star wars: the clone wars" friday night on the cartoon network. >> and tomorrow the little sister of the olson twins, elizabeth, will be here. >> and prom fashion for your teen daughter. >> and donny deutschman is back. >> have an awesome thirst day. see you tomorrow. try day friday. >> yes, we will. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com

yoda was 15 years old. that's 105 in dog years. it is now six minutes past the hour. now back out to al with a check of the weather. >> we have a future "today" anchor here. what's your name? >> payton. >> you want to be an anchor on the "today" show? >> what are you going to say? >> i think maybe mom wants you to be an anchor. let's check your weather. we have a lot of wet stuff. in the pacific northwest, another storm bringing heavy rain and mountain snows as well. we have flood watches, high wind watches and warnings. winter storm watches and warnings and avalanche warnings from california to the pacific northwest. we are talking rainfall from the california/oregon coastline, three to five inches of rain. fun won to two up to seattle. the cascades and sierra one to two feet of snow.>> good mornin. it will feel like some are again today. temperatures around 80. we could see some thunderstorms moved out of the mountains >>> and that's your latest weather. natalie? >> this morning, do the eyes have it? the first telltale signs of a serious condition may be in your eye

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the firm has veered so far from the place i joined right out of yoda college that i can no longer in good conscience point menacingly say i identify what it stands for. >> not to devader the spoof here. >> i think wall street is very upset that darth vader is thinking of resigning from the death star. this is easily shrugged off. this is not someone who is a household name. if somebody at the top level of goldman had resigned, it would be in the wall street--they wouldn't have to write an op-ed in "the new york times" to call attention to the fact. there was an internal e-mail that went out under the ceo's name and said, you know, this guy was vice president, a title which 12,000 of our 30,000 people have. so they were sort of making it clear that this guy was not some big player. of course, he was important in what he did. he probably had people who worked for him but he was not a known quantity in the markets not particularly known for people in the firm, and certainly not known on wall street. the only way this guy was going to get attention for leaving was by cloaking it in some

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>> yoda. >> that the heck is that.ere is a flying spaghetti monster. >> that is what they were shaped like. >> what would you tell them. >> some christian beliefs are insulting to me. >> can i baptize you right now? >> oh yeah,. >> what happens? >> knock. >> you get nothing. >> got it. >> don't take the word in vain. >> jesus christ could have been a very good guy. >> did you hear it. >> that is your problem. how did the earth get started? >> it was matter due to gravity that collected on its own. >> i don't know. >> evolution. big bang. >> it's created a chemical substance. >> we don't know how it started. >> every time we were something fine. oh god did it we would be in the stone age right now. >> so you are taking a leap of faith there, right? >> no. >> how are you going to convince god to let you in heaven? >> there is no god. >> how do you know? >> try to get a plum other a saturday night. >> do you watch the o'reilly factor? >> i hate bill o'reilly. >> i got nothing to say to anybody on fox news. i'm not sure wh

>> yoda. >> that the heck is that.he belief there is a flying spaghetti monster. >> that is what they were shaped like. >> what would you tell them. >> some christian beliefs are insulting to me. >> can i baptize you right now? >> oh yeah,. >> what happens? >> knock. >> you get nothing. >> got it. >> don't take the word in vain. >> jesus christ could have been a very good guy. >> did you hear it. >> that is your problem. how did the earth get started? >> it was matter due to gravity that collected on its own. >> i don't know. >> evolution. big bang. >> it's created a chemical substance. >> we don't know how it started. >> every time we were something fine. oh god did it we would be in the stone age right now. >> so you are taking a leap of faith there, right? >> no. >> how are you going to convince god to let you in heaven? >> there is no god. >> how do you know? >> try to get a plum other a saturday night. >> do you watch the o'reilly factor? >> i hate bill o'reilly. >> i got nothing to say to anybody on fox news. i'm

>> yoda. >> the belief that there is a giant monster. >> that sounds crazy. >> if a christian said it is insulting. >> christianism is insulting to me. >> can i baptize you. >> no than you. >> do you have a friend? >> what happened? >> nothing. >> you get nothing. >> don't take the lord's name in vain. >> could have been a go guy. >> jesus walked on water. >> were you there? >> i heard it. >> how did the earth get started? >> matter because gravity that checked on its own. >> i don't know what that means. >> evolution. big been. >> physics. >> who created the chemical structure? >> we don't know how. >> how? we don't know. >> if everyone we got stumped on manage and said god did it we would be in the stop able. >> you are taking a leap of faith? >> no, scientific studies. >> how do you get god to let you in heavy were? >> there is in god. >> do you watch o'reilly. very entertaining. >> i hate bill o'reilly. >> i got nothing to say to anybody on fox news. except me? >> i am kind of a big deal. >> a pretty big deal. >> love the story. good constitute. >> coming up, the media trying the

it will probably hold a yoda byte of information, which is almost indescribable, in terms of the number of pages. i think the quintillion-- 500 quintillion pages of documents. we're getting to point where we're saying there's too much collection and the analysis just has to go on with the information it has. >> warner: mr. leiter, back to you. explain more-- is this just information that is sucked up about all americans or is it just americans whose activities or connections ear relationships raise a red flag? >> well, judy, first, respectfully to mr. bamford-- my apologies, margaret. i have to correct what mr. bamford said. first of all, it is not a movement all the way to five years for retention. that's the ceiling. it's not a requirement for all information. and the idea behind total information awareness, you would find connections to terrorism by simply looking at all this data, credit card information and t like. th's simply not what this is. this involves information that the u.s. government already has a legal authority to collect, that it's already holding. and then the n.c.t.

. >>> yoda, the current title of world's ugliest dog, has died. the mixed-breed dog won the title and a huge trophy at the sonoma marin county favor last summer. the judge gave her the title, the name. oner says she will miss -- the owner says she will -- her memories will stay withler forever. >>> mark tamayo will tell us when the next storm will be rolling in and how much rain that will bring in. >>> and get a sneak peek at the renovated metroian. >>> good morning. traffic is slow getting into the morning commute. we'll tale you deal deal tell you more about the morning commute and have another look at the forecast. first car... sometimes the door gets stuck... oh sure. ooh! [ man ] ...and then, i didn't. um... [ sighs ] [ man ] so, i got a car i can love a really, really long time. [ male announcer ] for the road ahead, the all-new subaru impreza. ♪ experience love that lasts. >>> 7:22. san francisco's newly-renovated metreon is preeing to unavailable a new -- preparing to unveil a new look. 12 of the retailers will be open tomorrow. target wil

. >>> the washington post is saying goodbye to yoda the dog.hihuahua mix died in her sleep. she took top honors last year at ugliest dog. she was mistaken for a rat when she was found behind an apartment building. >> i see the similarity. >>> a detroit woman is thanking author mitch albom. 101 -- she's 101. she was allowed back in her foreclosed home this week after being evicted in september. albom, a detroit native, bought her house, renovated it using $20,000 from his own charity and that's a long story short. >> special hug to mitch albom. we remember tuesdays with morery. go mitch. >>> tomorrow on "cbs this morning" saturday, are your co-workers making you fat? we'll show you how to avoid the goodies in the break room without causing a stir? i don't know, gayle is inspiring me to slim down. that's tomorrow on "cbs this morning" saturday. >> always blame the co-workers. >> right. >> always good. >> ladies, it turns out our wallets are getting fatter. that's a good trend, right? in the coming years, women will be the bigger bread winners. we

well done, master hoda. >> that's yoda.ith this. >> you can catch sam on "star wars" the clone wars friday night on the cartoon network. >> and tomorrow the little sister of the olson twins, elizabeth, will be here. >> and prom fashion for your teen daughter. >> have an awesome thirst day. see you tomorrow. try day friday. >> yes, we will.

yoda was 15 years old. that's 105 in dog years. it is now six minutes past the hour.of the weather. >> we have a future "today" anchor here. what's your name? >> payton. >> you want to be an anchor on the "today" show? >> what are you going to say? >> i think maybe mom wants you to be an anchor. let's check y and we will show you we have a lot of wet stuff to talk about in the pacific northwest. another storm coming onshore. that's bringing heavy rain. and mountain snows as well. we have flood watches, hein wind watches and warnings. winter storm watches and warnings and avalanche warnings from california all the way to the pacific northwest. we are talking rainfall. california, oregon coastline, three to five inches of rain. one to two feet of snow. that's what's going on around the country. here's what's happening in your neck of the woods. >> good morning. 200 miles to the west we have showers that are spreading some clouds all the way this far east. and right now 59 at reagan national. 50s to near 60 in southern maryland through parts of north central virginia and

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yoda was 15 years old. that's 105 in dog years. it is now six minutes past the hour.of the weather. >> we have a future "today" anchor here. what's your name? >> payton. >> you want to be an anchor on the "today" show? >> what are you going to say? >> i think maybe mom wants you to be an anchor. let's check your weather. we have a lot of wet stuff. in the pacific northwest, another storm bringing heavy rain and mountain snows as well. we have flood watches, high wind watches and warnings. winter storm watches and warnings and avalanche warnings from california to the pacific northwest. we are talking rainfall from the california/oregon coastline, three to five inches of rain. fun won to two up to seattle. the cascades and sierra one to two feet of snow >>> well, we're getting a break from the heavy rain ight now. we're still tracking light showers on the radar. good morning. i'm meteorologist christina loren and we'll have more later on tonight. it tells the story. by 2:00 p.m., that will continue spotty showers until about 8:00 a.m. tomorrow when we have steady rain

todo el mundo estÁ triste porque adivinen quÉ, muriÓ yoda, la perrita. >> ¡no! retirar la ayuda financiera porque en 2011 legisladores texanos aprobaron una ley que prohibe que cualquier dinero serÁ utilizado en centros mÉdicos donde se proveen servicios de aborto. si las cosas no van bien en la cama un trago calma la sed, sed carnal, esa es la conclusiÓn de un estudio que revelÓ que los humanos y las moscas consumen alcohol ando no han satisfecho su deseo sexual. durante el experentoieos de moscas machos seres compensan al s rechazadas por las hembras y buscar llenar esa falta de interÉs dirigiÉndose a frascos llenos de alcohol, esta investigaciÓn podrÍa ayudar a los científicos a ayudar a combatir el alcoholio en los humanos. las procesadoras de carne han salido en su propia defensa, esta historia se la vamos a presentar en instantes pero por lo pronto nemos ahora la historia de un joven que luego de haber sufrido un terrible acdente automovilÍstico y haber quedado en coma pudo sobrevivir para contarlo, el joven se estÁ recuperando y esto ocurriÓ, queremos con

. >> well, talk to yoda. you go back to 1968, '72, '76, and even the democrats in 1980.osition to the nominee that there were rules fights, there were contentious battles over who gets to speak. in 1976, the nomination of reagan and ford came down to a rules challenge about whether the nominee had to name a vice president. and it was actually interesting. >> right, right. although what we're seeing from jeb bush, joe, wouldn't you agree, is an attempt to not have a situation like that? >> well, sure. jeb is stepping in. i don't think there are a lot of other options for mainstream republicans. but one of the things that he said in his statement about we need to push forward with mitt romney and fiscal conservatism, well, that just doesn't ring true with conservatives, especially with small government conservatives. it's an old story, but it has to be told again to explain why conservatives have such a hard time embracing mitt romney. george w. bush became president in 2001. the debt was $5.5 trillion. he left, it was $11.5 trillion. now it's jumped up in four years as mu