, yode, yode. >> jimmy: so you know him. >> but to me he sounds more norwegian. >> jimmy: oh, he does? [ laughter ] wow, more more norwegian. that's a scandal to hit sesame street. [ laughter ] so are you excited about the oscars? if should be a fun night. i think you have a good chance of winning. do you gamble on yourself? you know you can. you're working in las vegas. >> i did go and -- i learned how to play the craps. >> jimmy: yeah. the craps? how did you do? you were making that movie with that stupid matt damon, weren't you, in las vegas? >> yeah. i'm so happy that you actually see him -- you're telling his true colors. i know everyone tells everyone that he's the sweetest dude. >> jimmy: but he's not. he's a nightmare. >> yeah. finally someone confirms this for me. [ applause ] >> we still have one week to go. >> jimmy: number one, we learned that the swedish chef is a fraud. and number two, we learned -- well, something i knew for a long time. matt damon is evil incarnate. [ laughter ] congratulations. we'll see you at the academy awards, the oscars, which are on sunday febru

, yode, yode. >> jimmy: so you know him. norwegian. >> jimmy: oh, he does? [ laughter ] wow, more morenorwegian. that's a scandal to hit sesame [ laughter ] so are you excited about the oscars? if should be a fun night. i think you have a good chance of winning. you know you can. you're working in las vegas. >> i did go and -- i learned how >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] how did you do? you were making that movie with that stupid matt damon, weren't you, in las vegas? >> yeah. i'm so happy that you actually see him -- you're telling his true colors. i know everyone tells everyone that he's the sweetest dude. >> jimmy: but he's not. he's a nightmare. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thanks. finally someone confirms this for me. [ applause ] >> we still have one week to go. >> jimmy: number one, we learned that the swedish chef is a fraud. and number two, we learned -- well, something i knew for a long time. matt damon is evil incarnate. [ laughter ] congratulations. we'll see you at the academy awards, the oscars, which are on sunday februar

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