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've got readers over in, yoknow, in serbia, we got readers everywhere. in that day andge you have to write somhing that has appeal to people who are never goingto set foot in that restaurt, at lea i think you do. >> rose: what is hard abt it? one thing that's car in this book is that you d not want them to know that "the new york times" reaurant crit sick there. >> you don't wt them to know are youhere which is pretty mh impossible to ntrol. but what y can control is them knowing whetherou are coming so a lotf my energy was always spent on making sure there was no tell in the way i made a resertion, that it might be for me and that might be coming through the door. >> a you had a special card at the that the times cooked up, the american express card. >> at any gen ment iad about five dferent fake edit cards and i changed themp every year. and er time i was smart enough to ma them gender neutral names so i cld pass them der the table to a woman well as man. but theris a whole almos kindfovert operaon angle being a restaurant -- >> how often do yo think w

yoknow?ss th me, i guess, you know? >> mmy: what would he do? >> he'd just be like -- [ imitating christher walken "you know, dan, you know that a black hole floating in the universe, it makes a sound. it goes, wah-wah-wah." [ lahter ] >> jim: he did not do that. >> i swear. i swear. >> jimmy: and then he's like "action," and you gotta do your scene? >> no, no, , no. and then heoes -- [ imitating christopher walken ] "you know, dan, when y were born, you made that exact sound. only 19 octaves higher. wah-wah-wah!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love it. i love it that's great. well, we can -- well,we can see you ow in "love happens," i'm excited to see, because i know you're playing sam kinison for a movie coming up. >> ah, yeah. >> jimmy: and god, you're going to knock it out of the pk, and i'm sorry now, i can't waito see you getting an award and amy and i will be sitti in the crowd laughing with eye patches on. 'cause i know it's going to be great, man. but dan fogler, "love happens" is in theat

reporter: all this began seven yrs ago when father bernard went buy toner for his printe >> i said, "yoknow, wow, this is ju way too expensive for a unch of black dust or a few squirts of ink. there has got to be a better way." >> reporter: so in 200 father bernard startelasermonks, selling ink and ton to charitable groups at pricefar less than office supplstores. in colorado, online maeting experts cindy griffith d sarah caniglia noticed and ge father bernard a call. >> he said, come on outo wiscsin. he id, there is beer, you know, theris beer, there are brats, me on out. we're on 600 acres, and sewhat you think. >> repoer: sarah and cindy didn't just visit; ty stayed. >> i w an opportunity to take the mos where they needed to be d to relieve... to take a business idea, the rm of an idea which he ha and turn that vision into a scess. >> it's a wonderf symbiosis that letss use our talents, lets them use their tales, and helps us do a lot of goowork. >> porter: i gather you regard that as serendipitou i gater you regard it almost as ovidential? >> boh. i uld call it sacred serendipit >> rort

he never tald to me about ving to tell my grandfather that, yoknow, that jack had been kille for exampleuation he retells in the story. and so, many oer events beuse, you know, just growing upn an irish-catholic family, it was never... never real partf our story to tell, to talk to share these de emotions with ch other. >> reporr: i wanted to ask about that, because yosaid, at one int, that you didn't know what to expect from e book. do you think that you di't really understanhim until after was gone? >> no... my dad and we had an inedible relationship, a very close relationshipso i feel i really understood him. but i wasn't expectinghe level of howeep... how deep he got into the emotional pt of his life. because he... he felt likee had be strong for all of us, judy. d another thing is, and what comes out inhe book, is his deep cathocism, and i think people are kind of surprised whenhey find out, you know, how relious and faithful that he reay was, because he never talked about it. >> reporter: so much of e book. of the first part of the book, is about h father, about wh a huge role his

yoknow, focusing on the requements for success, to ensure that actually those netiations would deliver. ey would lead to the deliverables that we have been looking for, wch is to end t occupation and havan independt viable palestinian state emerge alongside t state of israel. >> rose: what is t power and the lerage this president has? >> we need that pitical process for sur which the president of the united states was just talkg about. now... but in addition, we need to actually get o with it. not only iconnection with the political proce, the negotiatns, the discussn between t sides, bu alsoet on with it in the sense of building the states of... the stitutions of the state. ncluding or completing the sk of instution building, capacity buildingin prepation for statehood. that is impoant under any scenario. that's how i loo at this. regardless of how the political process fares-something which e president was just talkg about-- we definitely nd to... we palestinians need to do the best we n to create the institutionsf the state. i happen to believe that statood being an objtive of the p

>> how do yoknow that? you've got to be hurt some how >> nothingventured, nothing gained >> there's a humility you learn anit feels ntradictory but it ve well goes together. the humiliati allows to you ha the simplest, the simplicity tt requires this sort of a loving state. this is not aboutourself but about something else. >> charlie: have two children. >> yeah. >> charlie: how ol are they now? >> nine and sixteen. >> charliethey have theirwn active life now? >> the older one. very independt,very mature. >> charlie: ar they with you? >> yeah. their father's in paris. but you're scared of love. >> i fall in easily d i would give everying but there must be another wa >> charlie: you wouldn't giv your art for love. >> i don think you can do that. >> charlie: you don't thinkou castop? >> no, because lifeis about findg your task and giving what you got to give in li. notabout giving up what your life is. >> charlie: itdds to it. >> it'sloving and out everything it's accepting everything 's not dividing. >> char

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and you wouldn't do it about, yoknow, it was as much where the cutting edge of the war was as the jungleas in etnam. >> yeah, i think so. mean, when ias a kid and tching movies about the vietnam war, you woul s in "platoon" or what havyou the sniper patrols, the guys patrolling jgle. d that's rea play that war on a listical level w like. it was about small groups of infantryattling it out with her infantry groups in th jungle. and this war really about finding i.e.s before they find you. anso it's not a war that's... not to take anything away from the air force or the navy but it's n a war thas really being foht by the navy or by thair force. it's beingought by guys the ground who essentily dre arnd looking for i.e.d. >> rose: and how many of them are there? >> wel when i was in bagad, the were aut 150. >> rose: 2004here were so. >> in 2004. i don'know how many there are now. they've sie ramped it up. but it's not just... i mean, the enti u.s. infantry prence in baghdad at that time was devot to prolling the ighborhoods. and what that esseially means is you're dving around lking r bombs.

it wasn't gone with the wind, yoknow? and it wasn't dixie. it wasn't, you know, lines of men in beautiful dashing gray uniforms marching off singing. it was an on the ground experience. it was a wretched, miserable experience with resentments and as john is about to explain, shows a totalitarian democracy and a profoundly undemocratic episode in our nation's history and one of the things hopefully as you think about as you read our book and a man named newton knight is about the nature of real patriotism, the nature of dissent in terms of t formation of a patriot and how sometimes dissent can be the highest form of patriotism. one of the things that happens when newton knight goes home is he and his friends start talking and they come to an understanding that, you know, they had voted against secession when it came to a popular vote in jones county. newton knight and his friends had gone to the polls and voted against secession. the representative that then goes tojackson, mississippi, to the secession convention ignores the popular vote back

yoknow, rational economics.... >> rose: and most of that came under paulson, bernanke, and geithner bore the obama adnistration? >> y, that is correct. the n irk was over by some time in october. >> well, would tell you the ama administration.... >> rose: the crisis of septber/october. >> b the obama administration would argue that if u looked at stock cha, hay walked in the door t a true pic. if you remember, the marke ved, actlly, in march even lower... >> it hit its low in mac. >> even lower than it h in the fall. so there's a debate as to yes the steps paulson p in place appear to have helpe but then arguab we got into this other situation again and the do you giveredit to obama a geithner or paulson a bernanke? who do you giveredit. i happen to ink, by theway, what pauls put in plats did make a meaningful fference. >> that is a fundmental difference tod is how much new catal they needinjected into the system. >> yes,everybody gotxcited in march becae they said, wait minute, citigroup and bank of america s made some money, they can generateinternally some new capital buthey are proba

the emphasis there, yoknow, is seven... what is it?m seneca falls in 184to the 19 amendment in 1920 to get women the right to vote. the women's movement was2 years. so, it takes a long ti to get the ght hour day from 1886 in hay maet to 1938. it's long time. so, is it bending toward juste? at's up to us to do. we havto go out there and bend that arc. it doesn't just happen and the way to bend it inow to understand the importancof class. we have an africanmerican president. that's a gre advance for this country. we have anfrican american on the unit states supreme court, clarence thomas. that's also a great advae for this country. now the question is: whi african amican? and that question is question of class. are they going to be an afcan american that's therto advance the terests of working people? or are they going toe there to advae the interests of corporations? which woman isoing to be in the white house? ist going to be hillary clinton? or is it gng to be sarah palin? two women, just becausthey're a woman, that's great that they'

>>h, i don't think we can declare it as an accomplishment, yoknow. --. >> re: a risk. >> as a risk and we are not going to declare viory. we have to be concerned about torrow. we blt -- >> you do know you thwarted attacks. that is an accomplishment. >> yes. t it is cerinly a team effort. and you know,t is e inlligence community it is the law enforcement community. ternationally working, working gether. >> and people like that don't stoprying. and it is not le beball, ni innings and it over. >> that's ght. >> it mean they may t nine or ten or1. >>recisely. >> whado you worry about the most. a question that i know you have hea a thousand times. >> a nuclear radioologic event, a dirty bomb, or actual nuclear debt tion, of course. u know, it's something that we ve to thk about. now we've put certain thin in place that ll help us protect this cit and thanks to the departme of homeland security we have an initiative going forward called securing cities wre wehave the rings of state of thert radiion detectors an the ty. we're positioning them. we hav mile d

but we feel like we were righthere and we didn't, yoknow, hold up our end of the bargain. so we got another season. we're looking forwardto thisne now. i ow i got a teammate minehat will help meet there. >> ron: by the ne of shaq. >> by thename of shaq. >> ron: wh does he add? >> he adds a low pulse esence that i haven't had. >> ron: so y go down the paint, youot a pce you cadrop it off. >>bsolutely. and phone i don't go dow the paint i can alsgive him the ball d let him go work also. he doe great. >> ronand you're to the worrd about himbeing pushed out of the way. >> if anyonean push shaq out of the way, find him for me. >> looki, looki. find paul wit two, with one, paul forhe win. the competition is amazing. people aays ask me what is it le to play in the nba. and you know, everyone, you know, i alwa talk about how they cl college baetball because they feel guys in the-- from playi in t nba i can speak from experience there a no nights off. are yo pling against the most finally tuned athlete in the wld night in and night out. d if you don't bring your a game you will be

yoknow, parents get into these fights and arguments with kids, and then they wind up holding the bag. we want the kid holding the bag. i show parents how to leave the kid where he's holding the bag. the bag is his dirty laundry. you know, the bag is his unfinished homework. i show parents how to assert themselves with kids, how to set limits on kids. so that it's not the kid dictating to you. i also show parents how to stop the bargaining, to stop the negotiating. "you've got these responsibilities, you've gotta do them. i'm not gonna negotiate your homework with you. you've got to do your homework before you play video games. that's it, case closed, or the videogames are getting locked in the closet." it's as simple as pie, you know? and so, what happens is, in the total transformation program, i show parents how to stop the arguing and stop the negotiating and bargaining and start focusing on this kid meeting his responsibilities in a way that's gonna help him be successful. >> okay, so right away you're just gonna abolish that whole idea that t parent says, "my ildoesn't understand

i said what aryou here for, yoknow, i heard, you know, you could make a recomendationor me. i said i can't hear you. [laughter] welcome younow, i want to go to school up their. i said is your name such and such? yes. you are this person? yes. you have a's all the way through. how did that happen? is this you? [laughter] yes, thats me. and it was like a mamorphosis. he started being the real pers that he was i said why did you talk that way to me when you first came in? he said well, you know, people accused you of being cute or trying to put on an ad or be smarter than they are. i sa thenhat is what you want to be. you want to be smarter tha the next person. you want to be the best tha you can be. you want to live up to the highest possibility of your attainment. now your parents might not have the education and many instances that they could have ha and that hs where we need to start. not just with the kids. we have got to start with the parents to gewe can't allow the parents to believe that someone is going to raise tir children. we can't allow the fathers to believe that

yoknow what? i just get tired, i get tired of the extreme right or the extreme left. i am tired of fighting. now just kind of want to let it ride, you know? have a margarita and syd by the beach here, you know? >> guest: it sounds good to me. i don't have an issue with that. bu i think if there's going to be a viable third-party, i think it will be right down the middle. i don't think it will be fringe party. it will be a party right down the middle that's going to have a lot of people who have issues on bot sides, but are passionate about being ithe middle. >> host: what are your politics? >> guest: i'm very polidics about being on the fence. that's where the truth is to me in the middle. look, when you play dar who do you aim for in the right or the left, i don't think so. you aimor the ddle. >> host: washington, d.c., please go ahead. >> caller: hisokdmnyy -- hi, you? x fan of your program, "the daily show." i wondered the original name of egypt was kemmit andhey never enslaved anybody. they were the most advanced people on the planet. eck your history, bro. thank

life is agile, rich or poor, yoknow, white or black.,e're always startled. i was startled when fre rogers, who to me seeme like an eternally young man, you know, and he's cling -- he called me up to ask me how my mom was doing. he didn't tell mee had cancer. that he was dying, you know? i was stunned when he died. i thought he'd live forever. you know, i wanted him to live forever. but i knew, you know, none of us can. that's why i always say to people, especially, young people when you have very high ideals and people say, patient, you know, first get your business deee under your belt, your law degree so you can work your way up in the corporation and, you know, ler -- later you can deal with your ideals. i say, don't believe that. you know, don't wait too long. your ideals might creep away. they might dispear. what matters most to your sense of ethics right now iso do it for you. >> host: we need to take a pho call from greensboro, north carolina. lizzy, hi. >> caller: hi. i agree most with what most jonathan has said but i do take e

yoknow one of your worst enemies out there is boredom and bill lonely ms. too.and it hit me hard in the first couple of months out there. nobody was talking t me, i mean nobody. when y are homeless who would talk to you? ople don't even want to see you. so sometimes youay not realize it, you will be talking out loud to nobody. you ar just getting it out of your system. it was just like this guy at the meat market that i used to work get named bernie. he used to work in the freezer and nobody wanted to go down there. it was too cold, below is the ro down there. whenever somebody needed some think they would go and call bernie, put this on the evator. but i would go down the on occasion and he would be having conversations. i would be looking in there and saying, who is he tking to? the same thing on the streets. it gets lonely out here. the closest i ever got to a conversation with anyone was when somebody was going by and they took a look at me and started laughing, laughing at me. my first week of tribe gnat my bortz-- i was sleeping in front of this bank on pa