he'll eat you and your girlfriend, except your girlfriend ends up on team yorga. not quite so glamorous, huh? and well then there was this one who was so frightening including those freaky side burns there. but the freakiest vampire ever? no question, this guy who gave me nightmares. so then how do we get from him to this? you know what, i blame the dr acro, la from 197 -- dracula from 1979 because vampires are suppose to be monsters, right? like the alien. but maybe that's the real problem where they could burst out of your chest or kill you in your dreams. a guy with fangs and an allergy to sunlight, well, he doesn't get it done anymore. okay, i get it, but i don't care. there's no way i'm joining team edward or team jacob. on the other hand though, how do you think that i look with some really freaky wide side burns? >> get the side burns, d. but okay i will say that there is something sexy about vampires, true blood, hello. >> yeah, we like that. >> there is something mysterious. >> all my daughters of all ages love twilight. i don't get it. i was told last ni