okay, so, now, you take the skateboard. you leave it at his house. you ask him to remind you. well, he's not your keeper, right? >> mm-hmm. >> judge patricia: yes, he's your keeper? >> no, i was agreeing with you. >> judge patricia: all right. so you ask him to remind you. he doesn't remind you. now you -- mr. forgetful, apparently -- wait for your friend to pick you up. do you ever tell aidan that you're leaving it in the garage there? >> no, it was up in his house the whole time. i never placed any skateboard in no garage. >> judge patricia: maybe his mother doesn't like skateboards in the house. did you ever think of that? okay, so, you bring it upstairs. and then you call him and you say what happens to the skateboard. did you tell him anything? >> no, i hang out with him the next day, and then he asked about his skateboard, and i'm like, "oh, yeah, let me call aidan 'cause that's where i left it." so i ended up trying to call him, and he's like, "oh, come over, and we'll get your skateboard." >> judge patricia: okay. >> i went over there and go into his room, and he's lik

how do you -- how do you know when you have done on screen what you wanted to do or intended to do orave gotten it right? you are not living with it every day. how do you know when you get it right? >> there's a couple ways to answer it. you do as much research as possible, talking to the als patients, working closely with a nurse who works with a handful of als patients. i worked with her three weeks solid on the physicality of what happens when your body becomes paralyzed, where it becomes paralyzed, when it doesn't. >> which you nailed, by the way. >> thank you. thank you. it's so important. like i said, to tell it honestly and show the trials and tribulations. now the thing is, you don't shoot an order. you have to go here, here. it doesn't give much room for the editor to move around. if you are at that point in your voice, they can't use that scene another time. the other thing is, you were supposed to not understand me, therefore emmy's character was translating for me. when she's not translating for me, how do you make it just barely understandable so the audience doesn't need

you know, the ones that you were read when you were little. they're wee ones., i write them -- i cut up pieces of paper in that shape. i write the story on them. which takes a wee while, and then i wrap them up in brown paper like that and tie them up by string and send them by post to the publicist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are so fun. you are so fun. come on. you can tell the love that goes into this book. "the spectacular tale of peter rabbit" is the book. [ applause ] would you like to play a game with us? because every time we always ask you to play a game with us. do you -- >> i always want to play a a game. >> jimmy: all right. good. all right. this is going to be fun. we have a special guest. emma thompson and i, we're playing password when we get back with special guest. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ automotive innovation starts... right here. with a control pad that can read your handwriting, a wide-screen multimedia center, and a head-up display for enhanced driver focus. all inside a newly redesigned cabin of unrivaled style and comfor

why are you screaming at me? >> thank you.you know, we have a petition to change the star spangled banner to make it nor inclusive to blind people. >> if you are looking for an argument, you found the right guy. i think you are pushing issues -- >> do you know anyone with a peanut allergy? >> i do. and i think it's the parents' responsibility to influence that child in what to eat. i don't think it's fair that you guys c guys can make an edict that kids can't bring -- >> my son was brainwashed by the song and he had to go find a -- >> i think that's a stretch. >> it's not a stretch. >> it's a stretch. >> sir, i want -- >> don't touch me. >> i want to talk to you about this. i'm here to change hearts and minds. >> you're influencing people and you're not -- >> you're influencing people negatively. >> no, i think my opinion is my opinion and i'm validating that. you think you're going to change everybody's opinions off of your feelings and -- >> take your issue s down the street. >> you really think you want the government to st

thank you for coming here. it's very good to have you.'m glad you're safe inside this building because we had an incident here yesterday. right across the street from us, some of our local costume characters, you know these guys, they, well, if you've been to hollywood, you know they pose for pictures with tourists and rare dirty super hero costumes. some of them were involved in a scuffle. catwoman, i think it's catwoman, some combination of bat girl and catwoman had a fight with mr. incredible. [ laughter ] here we go. you can see, they are really fighting. and chewbacca gets in on the action. to try to restrain them. and here comes where's waldo. also trying to break the fight up. you see, watch waldo here. gets -- he gets ahold of mr. incredible, who goes in and this is -- this is incredible. he actually throws catwoman to the ground. and then this guy comes in here and he gets into it, mr. incredible. all while children and everyone else is watching. and i don't know what prompted this. mr. incredible should probably be in jail right

you?let's just say, i hang around with her. my plan is i'm going to ask beyonce. she'll probably say no. ill just ask katy perry. the only thing about katy perry is that sometimes she brings fireworks to school. yes, i know. i know. it's -- she lights them up and stuff in the gymnasium. it's weird. >> i don't know if it's worth going with these girls. >> jimmy: she does have a point, i guess. but okay, so -- i love this kind of thing. so, we tracked kevin down and he's joining us now live via skype. hello, kevin. can you hear us? there he is. how many videos of your grandma have you posted so far, kevin? >> around 75 videos, in the car. >> jimmy: how did it start? >> two years ago, i was really bored one summer and i just put a camera on the dashboard and posted it because i didn't know what else to do. it got a lot of positive feedback. i kept doing it and i still do it. do it every week and it's really fun. >> jimmy: were you surprised by how popular -- some of them have millions of view

[ laughter ] not saying are you cold, but you have a cold? who howled? you howled, didn't you?ou do have a cold, in the back? yeah. well, thank you for coming. [ laughter ] but i like that you're being honest because most people lie and pretend. i bet you ten other people have a cold here but nobody wants to say it because -- but you are happy to infect everyone publicly. [ laughter ] maybe granddaughter to typhoid mary. are you feeling well? you're okay or not? you're all right? okay. don't touch anybody, though, okay? [ laughter ] you know, it's human nature, we all do that. we hide it. if you do have a cold, facebook wants to help you. facebook is reportedly thinking of ways to incorporate health into their about ray of services. the way it will work is, if you get a cut or a bruise or something, take a picture of it, you post it to your wall and if it gets more than 100 likes, you're cured. [ laughter ] it's amazing. [ applause ] basically -- the idea, they're planning to form what they call support groups where you can post your symptoms online and then -- [ laughter ] oth

you know, the guy you see at christmas, you know? like... >> hinojosa: again and again. >> you know, sometimes he gives you a a headache, but he's your uncle, you know? you don't say, "oh, i wish uncle jorge would die." i mean, nobody does that, right? >> hinojosa: i suppose not. so it's hard to predict, but give a sense... okay, fidel passes, raul castro, 78, passes. then what? >> oh, that's a good question. i've been thinking about that a lot lately. there's no one person i see. i think the military might start taking a bigger role. >> hinojosa: and what does that mean? i mean, is that a positive thing? >> it could be. >> hinojosa: really? >> yeah, it could be. i think there are some reforming elements in the military. the military plays a pretty big role in the economy now. and the companies some of these former military guys run are run extremely efficiently. but i'm not sure, like, what form the government would be in. i mean, i don't know if it would necessarily be a military junta. but i do think the military would take a stro

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how are you you?mie nichols is there to prep me for the upcoming competition. what is your official title with respect to this annual event? >> i am the executive secretary of the thump but chairman of the seed spitting. >> chairman of the speed spitting? >> championship speeed spittingi should say. >> the ccss. now that we have that straight. it is time to spit or split. >> these are some of the folks you are going to be spitting against. that's the camacho family. >> jamie has lined up some seasoned spiters to go head to pucker with yours truly. >> the whole family? >> they're all championship spitter, all of them. >> did you win all of these? that was actually my dad's. >> does it get competitive? does it get nasty? >> sometimes it can. >> at a glance, it looks like an olympic diver. it is not. it is a luling spitter. >> show me the big mamajamba. >> we have three different contests in luling. we have a children's contest. three of these compete in that adult category, which is our championship cat

very nice to meet you. >> how are you? it's nice to meet you. >> heard a lot about you. >> you too.o, rich, tell me a little bit about the history of mr. green tea. >> well, you know, my dad started this business, you know, 45, 50 years ago. >> he's the real mr. green tea. >> he saw the need of high-quality ice cream for the restaurants. he had a friend who was also in the ice cream business, and my dad believed you gotta sell to food service--to restaurants, and his friend believed you gotta sell to grocery stores. my dad went his way, founded mr. green tea, and put it into restaurants, and reuben went his way and founded haagen-dazs. so, you know. you see who actually had the better idea. >> haagen-dazs as in-- as in the haagen-dazs, multi-billion-dollar ice cream? >> exactly. >> do you have his number? maybe i can go do some business with him. >> well-- [laughter] >> i like this story because it's a classic case of being willing to take risks. in the case of mr. green tea, they like to get up to the plate and hit singles, and in the case of haagen-dazs, they were swinging for the

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if you get it right, you get a point. if you get it wrong -- you don't.nd whoever gets the most points ones. very simple. you got it? >> got it. >> jimmy: very good. we'll begin with celebrity babies. okay. the first question is for patricia. >> okay. >> jimmy: patricia, name the famous parents of blue ivy. >> oh, my goodness. hmm. kardashians. i don't know. >> jimmy: no, it is not the kardashians. sara? can you help her out with that one? >> um -- >> jimmy: we're going to have trouble here. you don't know blue ivy's parents names? >> angelina jolie? >> jimmy: no, no, no. but a good guess because she does have a lot of kids to choose from. no, jay-z and beyonce are blue ivy's parents. next question is for you, sara. >> all right. >> jimmy: name the famous parents of lisa marie. >> betty white. i don't know. the. >> jimmy: no, that is -- that's betty wrong. [ laughter ] do you know that answer, patricia? >> i do. that's elvis and priscilla. >> jimmy: that's correct. all right. we have no points on the board. all right, next question. we're going to start w

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-lemonis: nice meeting you, sir. -nick: nice to meet you. we'll see you. sal: so, this is the restaurant. i wanted sort of a unique feel to it. lemonis: what kind of revenue will the restaurant do? sal: last year, about $300,000. lemonis: less than $1,000 a day in sales? -sal: yes. -lemonis: that's tough. lemonis: it's lunchtime and there's nobody in this restaurant, but quite frankly, i'm not that surprised. who wants to sit here and watch kids play basketball and pay for fine dining? sal: so, this is our baseball facility. lemonis: so, how much revenue actually comes from the sports complex? sal: anywhere from $350,000 to $400,000 a year. -lemonis: sales, not profit? -sal: sales, correct. lemonis: so, how can you break that down for me? how much does baseball generate? sal: between $300,000 and $325,000. lemonis: is it profitable? sal: no. no. lemonis: okay. and how about the basketball upstairs? sal: sales up to this date, i would probably say about $10,000. lemonis: i see how busy the embroidery room is, i see how busy the silk screening is. sal: mm-hm

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you look gorgeous. >> oh, well, thank you. >> jimmy: last time i saw you you were here you were pregnanthild. >> he has left the building. >> jimmy: yeah. he has left the building. no one says that. how old is he now? >> he's 20 months. >> jimmy: 20 months. i'm doing the math. >> four months shy of two years. two whole digits. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know! he's like a person. >> jimmy: what does he do? what is he into? >> he's walking. he's ambulatory, which is very -- thank god, that took a long time. >> jimmy: you wanted him to walk? >> i did. and you know what? it's better. everybody was warning me about the horrors of walking. >> jimmy: i'm making my baby not walk. >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: i am teaching her how to use a jazzy. cruises around supermarkets in one of those jazzys. [ laughter ] she's getting pretty good at it. >> she's an american! >> jimmy: exactly. there you go. she is 1-year-old. very talented baby. >> yeah. no, no. i'm into it. 'cause i don't have to take the stroller everywhere. it's just like less stuff. >> jimmy: yeah the stroller is a lot. >> there's so many accoutr

thank you. >> thank you. gerri: meanwhile, speaking of cyber threat, jpmorgan chase revealed last week that they were the victim of a massive cyberattack. and now we're learning the largest bank in the u.s., doesn't plan to inform the victims of the data breach, their consumers. what can you do if you feel you're a victim of this? joining me credit sesame's john ulzheimer. thanks for being on the show. i'm confounded by this. jpmorgan chase informed the regulator. they put out a press release and end of story. they don't send letters to their clients, to their customers, to the people who are responsible for their earnings every year. they say, it is up to you. there is a little link on their website saying, update on cybersecurity. is that enough? >> yeah. clearly it is not enough to engage with every 76 million consumers who have their information exposed. it seems like what is happening they're weighing the cost of actually proactively contacting everyone which would cost tens of millions of dollars, espec

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thanks to all of you for coming. thank you for believing in me. right back at you.t's monday night and we have a good show tonight. a legend in the world of hip hop music and in the world of nicknames, too, the one and only ice cube is here with us. also tonight, from our big outdoor stage, we have music from bush this evening. and "science bob" pflugfelder, too. science bob -- fans? has been on our show a number of times. he's a fourth grade science teacher from newton, massachusetts. he makes science fun. science bob makes science fun. he's not like he's just having baking soda come out of a coke bottle. these are some of his many explosions on our show over the years. whoa! whoa! >> look out! >> jimmy: wow! so, tonight -- [ cheers and applause ] you're in danger tonight. we're going to make paint cans explode. we're going to spin around on a huge teeter toer and ice cube and i are going to shoot lightning guns at each other. should i be exchanging gun fire with ice cube? stick around for that. did anyone make a purchase using your iphone today instead -- today, t

you hate to see this. you hate to see this. pat, maybe you should get out of the street.'t look -- pat? [ snarling ] oh! stray dog. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: all right. well -- >> steve: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll check in with pat later on the story. thank you, pat, for that. >> steve: man in the street. >> jimmy: stray dogs. you've got to watch out for those things. [ laughter ] but hey, we're not the only ones who are worried about this thing. in fact, north korea announced last week they're closing their borders -- [ light laughter ] to all tourists to prevent the potential spread of the ebola virus. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's right. when they heard that, people in north korea were like -- [ coughing ] [ laughter ] "i have to leave i think? it's your rules. take care, man. i gotta go. i think i have --" [ applause ] leave north korea? hey, listen to this, you guys. starbucks says it's coming out with a new chestnut praline latte next month. [ cheers ] that's right. chestnut praline latte. sounds less like a drink, more like a stripper giving her full

i'll see you on set. okay, bye. >> jimmy: you assumed he was calling to tell you you died?ace on wnib, no -- [ laughter ] >> i'm terry weiner calling from wnib -- >> jimmy: he worked for wnib? that was -- anyways -- i want to say that's hilarious, and now it's a cartoon. [ laughter ] they don't know, they don't know. they don't know anything. they're watching, they're having fun. >> you'll get your 3-d glasses in a minute. >> jimmy: "young ones," you're fantastic yet again. >> thank you. >> jimmy: another great role. you know, you're one of my favorites. this is like kind of like a a futuristic -- type of western. i would kind of put it. is that the way you would describe this? >> yeah, it's a real conglomeration of things, it's a family drama, it's a science fiction, it's a western. but i think more than anything it's a real unique film. you don't really see many like it. >> jimmy: zero, i've never seen anything like it. >> i know we're opening against some of the big fall releases. but i have some high hopes for us. >> jimmy: i can tell, look at your attitude. [ laughter

brands you love, prices that work for you. you deserve it. maxx life at t.j.maxx. >>> coming up, unfairly judged, a breast cancer survivor unfairly judged. her story after the news. >>> a very good thursday morning to you. it's 7:26. i'm laura garcia-cannon. investigators are looking for whoever shot a 12-year-old boy in front of an east bay apartment. the shooting happened last night between weldon street and willow pass in bay point. when deputies arrived, they found a 12-year-old with a gunshot wound. he was flown to a hospital in oakland. no word on his condition this morning. >>> bay area detectives are looking for a man who groped two young girls inside of a crowded store. here's the suspect police are looking for. they say the first victim was at a san leandro walmart store with her family when a man grabbed her from behind. 15 minutes later, the same thngk happened at a target store. police believe the same man is responsible for the attacks. >>> tonight, the giants are trying for the world series. they are one win away from advancing

you hit me, i hit you back. think about it after in the hole, you sitting there like damn. >> along with determining how many days peters must serve in segregation, deputy stengle must decide where to place him after the stay in segregation. >> he came into the building with issues and since being here picked up issues in the building that make it very difficult for us to house him here. you guys not start this fight but did you finish it. especially -- all right? so, what are we going to do with you? i can't guarantee it. it's not my end of the business. do i this end, the seg unit before i don't recommend that you go back to 24. >> peters has had major conflicts with at least five other inmates and the jail tries to separate likely combatants. >> that makes five units i can't put david peters on, considering i have 11 units it makes him difficult to house. >> i'm probably a headache to stangle. i get into fights. these people, these people, he don't know where to put me. everywhere i go, i'm gone. i'm going to

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and nobody told you. and the first thing you do, you walk in and you just a kid, man.e. and they lead you, mr. colbert, they lead me through this thing and things would all around, doing like that around my ankle. and-- . >> stephen: did they ever put out the bowl of grapes and say feel this, these are eyeballs or the bowl of spaghetti like these are human gut, did they do that kind of stuff? >> well, let me explain something to you. (laughter) >> i was born to two people who had no money. >> stephen: uh-huh. >> i ate anything. >> stephen: so would you have eaten the eyeballs. >> anybody's balls. (laughter) (applause) >> stephen: in some countries, it's a delicacy, a delicacy. >> yes. an when you're poor, it can be a delicacy. as long as you give me a piece of bread, i can make it. >> stephen: so two balls on one piece of bread, that's an open face ball sandwich. (laughter) you are a legend. >> no, no, don't change the subject. >> stephen: i'm not changing the subject. i'm not, i promise you, i'm not. i would never. >> i swear to god. let go. listen-- (laughter) >> wha

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you you know, and if you really look at it and you say well most people say well, what is the difference between a shi'a and a sync what's the difference between a katz lick and protestant. >> there isn't any difference. we all believe in the jewish god but what about the jewish god and the god that came before and the, you know, buddha is different but if you think of it as one god, you say well everybody expresses it differently but it's still, you know, basically don't kill people, and be compassionate and love people that is basically all-star wars is. >> (applause) >> then you sold your company in 2012, $4 billion, that's what they say. >> and in that company you had indiana jones and other great classics, i mean of the top ten grossing films, i don't know how many you have. but it's a bunch of them. >> right. >> rose: was it because you were tired? >> well, i turned 70 and i, my whole life centered around me doing, you know these avant-garde experimental films, films that you don't know whether they are going to work or not. are you kind of playing with the media which is what i wa

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it's like, "i love you, you guys!"ah. >> they learned it from watching us. >> seth: exactly. and are people -- do people get nervous when they see you now that they're on a prank now? >> yeah. >> the strangest encounter i had was i went to see a giants game. all right, i'm in giants stadium. i go to the men's room where there's like 50 urinals in a row and you're this close to the guy next to you, right? and i'm there doing my business, and the guy next to me goes, "dude, am i being pranked right now?" [ laughter ] and i said, "yes." [ laughter ] >> and didn't he like whisper it to you? >> yeah, he's like -- [ whispering ] "am i being pranked right now?" [ laughter ] >> you're at a urinal, man. >> seth: i would love to see whatever prank you would pull in a room full of 50 people at a urinal trying to pee. has anything -- tell me about the ones that have gone wrong. because i imagine in new york city during a prank show, they haven't all gone smoothly. >> yeah. they had me -- i was playing at the register at the superm

you said you read every page of this bill. you tabbed it. you highlighted it. so either you didn't understand what was in the bill or you were misleading iowans. i don't know which one is worse. >> thank you. we're going to move ahead once again. >> please. i can't allow that to go unanswered because it is not true. the reality is when you pass a huge change in how health care is delivered to millions of americans, there are bound to be some things that you have to deal with along the way. that's what we've done. repealing the entire bill and taking health care away from millions of americans and adding costs, premiums will go up 225% in iowa if you eliminate what's in place right now. that's not a good thing. >> thank you. >> we'll move on. >> thank you both. >> we talked a lot tonight so far about heavy and important issues and we know both of you can talk about where you stand on the political land scape. >> only a fraction of the folks that will ever be out there that you'll be representing on a daily basis get the chance to actually come up to you and ask

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tom, nice to see you this morning. >> good to be with you. thank you. pounding targets on the ground. now it seems that targets could be up in the air, too. isis this possible? recommendation it is possible. because the islamic state have been pretty successful in terms of taking territory and holding territory there are syrian air force bases in syria. the fact that they have captured a few of those. and the fact that they have actually posted now some photos on -- i have seen some photos on twitter that seems to show piloted in the cockpits. it is a possibility. >> a possibility. how long will training take? if you are going it teach me how to become a fighter pilot to fight one of the greatest air forces in the world? how would that take? it seems like longer than a few weeks. is it a failure of logistics on the part of united states? >> on both counts i think you are right it is a difficult task to train a pilot. especially with these jets. sort of meg 21s or 23s which are old planes. contrast thosibility can as with the u.s. air force or u.s. aviat

you go into the subway, you touch things. you shake people's hands and you touch your phone. you're holding it all the time. >> and nobody thinks about it. okay. our beds are a health hazard in our home because they harbor dust mite. your pillow and mattress can have up to 10 million dust mites. why is this a health hazard? dust mites are the number one allergen for people. it triggers coughing, sneezing, sinus congestion. >> if you have allergies, it could be the dust mites in your bed. >> yes, if you have dust mites, it's the number one allergy causing thing in our homes. this is fascinating. silk sheets. this is smart silk. the silk worm creates a chemical that dust mites hate. it completely deters the dust mite and creates can an inhospitable environment for dust mites and allergens like mold and funguses as well. >> does it do anything for bedbugs? >> it does help deter bedbugs as well, yes. >> excellent. and of course we have good the water. >> our water. water filters serve a great purpose. they filter out contaminates like lead, chlorine, pesticides. if you don't foll

, you right, you right, you right. i'm just saying -- >> we got individuals out there now that's either scared to come out of their room, can't use the telephone, can't get a tray. they're being persecuted by individuals wanting to put their will on them. ramon hammond, give him his props. he's -- he's for real. he's a fighter. and he don't mind fighting. but he has a rule. if you go against his principles, you will pay. i will beat that ass, that's how he put it, i will beat that ass. that's hammond. >> i'm a nice dude. a lot of people don't think so. a lot of people think i'm a grimy person and they can't trust me, but i'm a good dude for real. if i mess with you, i mess with you. if i don't, you might see the other side. >> he was brutally honest. he was very honest about his love for the game, which was his drug dealing career, as well as being a gang member. >> i sell crack cocaine. i've been selling drugs since i was like 13. if i don't sell it to them, somebody else going to sell it to them, so why not? that's h

so heather, how are you doing? >> yeah, i'm good, thank you. >> thank you for coming on. tell me what happened yesterday morning. how did you find out you that lived in the same apartment complex as nina pham? >> so i got at 5:30 in the morning and i slept through it. and my friend called me at 8:30 and she told me to look outside and there was media everywhere. and so then based on our google searches we kind of pieced it together, what was going on. >> and you say that your apartment complex, your building has been decontaminated several times. how many times? >> it's been decontaminated twice. >> twice. have they talked to you about or given you any information about ebola? >> yeah. so dallas health services, dallas pd, they've passed out pamphlets, you know, just basically describing ebola, ebola 101, just various facts about transmission. you know, what ebola is in general. and so yes, that's what we received. >> did they tell you what to do if you start to feel sick? >> yeah. and so there's various numbers you can call for local -- local resources and hospitals that

>> you just asked me, do you want me to answer?tell me why. >> the collapse of the black family. that's the reason. i will tell you. this every major corporation in this country has outreached to minorities, they want minorities. every college has outreached. in new york city here you can go from preschool through your graduate degree and never pay a dime if you are a minority. and i goal back to the fact that it is about the disintegrations of the african-american family and the not having supervision on the children that has holding black americans back. go. >> i won't argue you on that point. >> that's the big point. >> here is what i will argue you on. there are more white folk in poverty in this country than there are african-americans. the new poor in this country are the former middle class. these are not my numbers. these are not pbs numbers. one out of two americans, census bureau numbers. one out of two americans is either in or near poverty. this ain't or black problem. that's an american catastrophe. >> it's american pr

thank you very much. thanks to you and you and you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thank you for coming out. welcome. for those of you who have joined us from other cities and towns, welcome to los angeles, which according to a new annual report is the second-most rat infested city in america. [ applause ] did you know that? hard to believe, but they say we have more rats here than they have in new york. i guess we're so focused on taking care of this kardashian infestation that we forgot about the rats. the number one most rat infested city in the united states, you know what it is? chicago. yeah. new york is fourth. that surprised me. i think their report is a little bit misleading. the list is based on the number of calls orkin got last year in each city. in new york, if you see a rat, you don't even bother to call. [ laughter [ laughter ] rats are considered to be roommates in new york. all you can do is ask them to pitch in on rent and hope for the best. we have quite a show for you tonight. adam carolla is here with us tonight. and i'll t

you know, i'm not going to harm you. and you think, weird.rm feeling. >> had you ever felt that before? >> no. no. >> what are you hoping to achieve here? >> i guess my biggest thing is not to be suicidal, you know. you want to kill yourself, but you don't want to die. you just want everything to stop that's going through your head, that you have to hide and other people don't know. i want that to go away. >> ayahuasca enthusiasts claim miraculous moments of realization and transformation. but for these vets, such moments have always eluded them, that is, perhaps, until now. >> i remembered a lot of things in the ceremony the other day that i didn't recall previously. >> like that your mind shut out completely? >> i feel a lot more motivated as an individual. i feel more empowered. >> yeah. >> i'm ready to get back and do the work, man. >> you think there will be some triggers left that you may have a hard time dealing with? >> i'm not, i'm not, i'm not afraid to find out. >> i know it's going to take some time, but do you feel at all that yo

how old were you when you started this?six when i went to the first audition, i was seven when he started filming. >> jon: were you-- time, obviously, when you're that age, doesn't mean anything, but, like, you're just getting used to object permanence i think at that point. ( laughter ) this is a 12-year period. was there ever a moment within that that you thought you know what? i'm not doing it this year? this is the year i'm not doing it. >> not really. i was certainly apathetic at a certain point. i think, but it was always a lot of fun. i always really enjoyed it. i kind of am expressing myself is really the only thing that has ever made me happy and i think it was always, you know, a great outlet to be able to kind of explore what i was going through, through the sort of fictional universe. >> jon: would you talk to rick? would he talk to you, about, hey, what are some of the things you're going through, and you would try and weave in what was really happening with your life with what was going on in the story? >> yea