older you get, you are set in your ways. things don't work you are who you are. maybe you move on. >> they say more baggage and stuff that you have been through. >> i'm not going to go all the way there, man stewart. >> not you the study a said that. >> because you are outside of the range, do you think about getting married soon. >> would i like to get married soon, just like you. >> you said soon. >> i'm thinking about getting married soon. >> i'm not engaged so that takes me out of the soon range but would i like to take myself out of the single category. >> look at that. >> bill is making a vision board for the the year. he does it to set up his hopes and dreams. a ring up there. >> you trying to get me to make an announcement on tv. i am working on my vision board. i haven't gotten that far in. we will see what makes it. >> he has to start dating first. >> thanks, bill. >> i can't hear you anymore, guys. >> who painted the ifens in tom sawyer. >> 9:13. >>> talk about a epic lip sync battle. >> you have the hot actor channing tatum. >> he is like hottest man

you can see me. you can touch me. >> chelsea: touch you? >> adam: yeah. >> chelsea: touch you all i want? >> sharon: don' t you wish we could stay like this all day? >> dylan: yeah. i do. but, unfortunately... >> sharon: no, no, no. don' t go to work just yet. just a few more minutes, please. >> dylan: ohh. i don' t think adam' s gonna be at the station yet, so... i got to interview him about the kidnapping, see if i can get details about who was behind this whole thing. >> sharon: you know... i' m really proud of you and the work that you did -- pulling off a rescue like that in the middle hurt. >> dylan: [ chuckling ] yeah, nobody except me. thanks for not giving me too much grief for that, by the way. >> sharon: well, i don' t relish the idea that some criminal attacked you or that you put day. >> dylan: i know, but we had a plan and plenty of backup. >> sharon: plans fall apart. >> dylan: yes, they do. but this one didn' t. i mean, we got adam home safe, got a bad guy off the street. you know, amazingly enough, jobs, and, all in all, it

and you did. so you lied to me. you manipulated me! you made me do things i never would do. you, but now i respect you. ♪music the lord says, "come to me all you who are weary and find life burdensome, and i will give you rest." join us for the majesty of the catholic mass here sunday mornings at 8:30. for more information visit mysundaymass.org hey, jordan, it's charlie. listen, i really wish you'd reconsider taking darren's money. think of it this way, you can either hate your ex-husband or be rich and hate your ex-husband. ( doorbell rings ) hold on a second. hang on, i'm leaving you a message. anyway, if you change your mind, stop by and i'll be waiting for you. hey, you're here! you changed your mind, that's great! i came over to dissolve our partnership. this is insane. you know, a lot of guys wouldn't have even cared enough to bring in an imposter. i've already signed. all you have to do is sign here, here, and here and we'll be done. i can't believe you're dissolving our partnership over this. i would've thought for sure it would've been over you constantly singing s

you do what you need. >> jimmy: you do what you must. >> you do what you have to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: keep going here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do whatever you have to do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: do you remember when you started doing voices, and you could start doing different accents. >> yeah. >> jimmy: cause we used to play all the time when we we're on "snl." and you could do all the beatles. you're the only person i ever met where you could do all the beatles. [ british accent ] >> there's john. there's paul, you know. >> jimmy: wait, wait, paul's more, yeah, he's more bubbly. [ laughter ] >> you know, it's changing, too. it's changing a bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know? [ laughter ] you know? yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. of course, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, you the one who said it. >> you said it first. >> jimmy: yeah, you said it first. >> and ringo, peace and love. hello, ringo. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: cause they're all from liverpool. >> jimmy: yeah. a kid. like, he's just like -- that was like the first, that was remember having that accent. >> ji

[ laughter ] you ask and then you tune out, you don't hear one word they said. i did some traveling over the holiday. i'll tell you something, an underrated part of holiday travel are the things you overhear at the airport. i was at the airport in palm beach coming back to l.a., a tsa agent pulled this couple aside. it was a routine thing, she was going through their bags. but i'm standing there, i'm waiting for my backpack, and i hear her say, the tsa agent s ss to this woman, you know who you look like? kathy bates. [ laughter ] and the woman goes, what? and the agent says it again, you look like kathy bates. people don't always tell you that? and now the woman is mortified. she's about 35. and by the way -- [ laughter ] looks nothing like kathy bates. i mean, literally nothing like her. she has red hair. she looks more like kathy griffin than kathy bates. [ laughter ] but the tsa agent keeps going. you look just like kathy bates. and the woman she's saying this to, she's not even responding. she's sputtering. you know that sound, the nozzle makes when a steam

i love you so much! thank you. okay, let' s do it. thank you, thank you. this is huge. wait. actually, you know, we don' t have to do this now if you want. >> adam: w-why wouldn' t i want? >> chelsea: well, you know, we were -- we were having, like, such a sweet, cozy morning before talking about, you know, maybe expanding our -- >> adam: yeah, no, no, you know, we can always circle back to that, though, right, a little bit later. i mean, i figure you want to strike now why the iron' s hot. you' re trending, babe. go for it. >> chelsea: i' m trending! >> adam: you' re trending. >> chelsea: okay, let' s do it. >> jack: this project of yours had to be pretty amazing for billy to be that excited. >> kevin: well, it' cutting-edge. >> mariah: [ clears throat ] >> phyllis: what is it exactly? is it software or hardware? >> kevin: well, i-i can' t divulge any detailed information. i' m not the only party involved in it. it' s confidential. >> jack: what can you tell us, kevin? >> kevin: it' s a new tech idea. it' s revolutionary. >> mariah: billy wanted in. i mean, kevin wasn' t pus

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we give you your day back. what you do with it is up to you. tylenol . [ cheers and applause ] >>> welcome back to the show. we have jennifer lopez, the bachelor ben higgins and music from tori kelly on the way. but first in case forgot because you got hit over the head with a coconut over the break, donald trump is still running for president. and today he released his first television ad. this is part of his new year's 2016. and guess what? he's thinking about making america great again. so. the ad, this ad, if you haven't seen, it's everything we've come to expect from donald. it's understated. it's thoughtful. it's got all -- it says trump will cut the head off isis. it doubled down on his plan to ban muslims from coming into the country. this is his first paid tv ad. in fact, trump said his campaign is $35 million under budget. which that's what happens when you have the mexicans pay for everything. you're going to come in under budget. trump is still the front-runner among republicans, but finally we're in the election year and things are

who are you bringing with you? >> thank you so much. cheers, and hoda, thank you for sharing your story on the show. >> we love you, honey. thank you so so much. get ready to be amazed. you'll see what happened when hollywood medium tyler -- >> celebrity gotcha. without it after today's news. >>> it is fun day monday. jenna filling in for kathie lee. if you are one of the 80 million people digging out of the snow missed some of the big headlines in hollywood. >> don't you worry. here with today's buzz is entertainment weekly correspondent nina terrero. >> mariah carey, we knew she was engaged. she just met the guy a year ago? >> 2014. they started officially dating last year. she knows how to add pieces of jewelry to her collection. that engagement ring is everything. it's 35 karats. that's bigger than kim kardashian and beyonce's engagement rings combined. it is almost as big as the hope diamond. who can say no after being proposed to with that ring? >> i guess you would just wear that around? >> i would go ice skating on that. >> i'm

>> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: will you quit you job if you win?> guillermo: no, no, never. >> jimmy: that's lying. you got to watch it right there. is is something that's been going around social media. more than a million people shared this with their friends. powerball, $1.3 billion divided by population, $300 million, everyone receives $4.33 million, poverty solved, which would be great except for the fact if you split 1$1.3 million, we get abot $4.09 apiece, which is just enough to buy two more powerball tickets. assuming those tickets are winners, yes, poverty solved. we should use all that money from the lotto to teach people how to do math. of course if you really want to win the folks at fox news have a strategy that you might not have thought of. that is, buy as many tickets as you can afford. it's simple. i don't know why i didn't think of that. i'm sure you know the odds of winning the lottery are not very good. for some reason our local and cable news channels are obsessed with reminding this of this. >> you know the odds of having a w

>> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for all of you for coming. thank you for taking time out of your powerball tickets schedule. how many of you bought powerball tickets? one, two, three, four -- actually, i don't need to count you all, i'll add it up later. this powerball drawing is tomorrow night. is pot is up to $1.5 billion. a record, almost trip the previous jackpot. to put that in perspective, $1.5 billion is almost half of oprah. a lot of money. obviously people are fired up. did you buy any powerball tickets, guillermo? >> guillermo: $80. >> jimmy: that's four powerball tickets? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: will you quit you job if you win? >> jimmy: that's lying. you got to watch it right there. this is something that's been going around social media. more than a million people shared this with their friends. powerball, $1.3 billion divided by population, $300 million, everyone receives $4.33 million, poverty solved, which would be great except for the fact if you split 1.3$1.3 million, we get about $4.09 apiece, which is just enough to

you only had the one take of you saying it, what did you do? >> so we went in to loop it later in the sound booth and spent half an hour trying to figure out what else i should say that still packs a punch. >> seth: because you have to match your own lips. >> you have to match your lips, yeah. >> seth: so what did you come up with? >> i really wanted it to be fart-knocker. like so badly. but i think it's fudger. >> seth: yeah. th're both -- but fart-knocker would have been so funny. >> seth: that would have been so much better. although i feel like if you ever hear fart-knocker or fudger, even, like, a 12-year-old kid knows what's going on. oh, they dubbed over the "f" word and they think i'm not smart enough to know what it is. >> exactly. be offended by fart-knocker. well, i'm offended they didn't use it. >> seth: come on. that needs to be in more movies. >> i don't know. hopefully in your next film you get to say it. >> i hope so, too. more cursing! >> seth: more cursing! >> yes, please. >> seth: thank you so much for being back on the show.

that i'm the one yo i got you i got you i got you i got you that i'm the one you ain't got you ain't got you ain't got you ain't got to tell me so what i'm the one guess i'm the one [ cheers and applause ] kendrick lamar! "to pimp a butterfly" is out now. we'll be right back! [ horn honks ] okay, this is u.s. cellular, and this is verizon. now, same phones, but with u.s. cellular you get 6 gigs of 4g data for only $40 per month -- $20 less than verizon. like out here, here, and here. so, with all of that, why would you ever go to verizon? switch to u.s. cellular now and get 6 gigs of data for just $40 a month plus get $300 back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to mark ruffalo, kendrick lamar once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there of philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- tim roth. from "unforgettable," a

no thank you. >> what is the first thing you do? grab a towel. >> that's what i would do. >> immediately, it's cold. >> and you're dripping all over the floor. one crucial tip. >> and we don't know who they are. >> let's see how many people would do this. the most important thing you can do is check out your naked body in the mirror before drying off. [ laughter ] then they suggest listing five times while you're checking out your naked -- u uess are' you, yosef, five things that you admire about your body. >> oh, no. that would be awful. that is an awful morning for me. >> i know! what if you can't even find one? >> >> no. >> i think it's going to depress you so much more. >> if i'm looking at that and trying to think of five things when i'm already late. >> and they just start coming to you. >> i know i can get one more. but i like to wrap up and pay as little attention to that. >> this is the nice thing about getting older, too. your eyesight goes, and you look so i linger a little while, looking at myself. justst a little while.

and you did. you got the role, but then you scored in it. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: you were great. >> well, you know? you're a beautiful actor. >> jimmy: and jacques charles is great as well playing your husband in the movie. basically i don't really know how to describe the movie. >> i still haven't figured out how to nutshell the movie. listen, it's a woman, a a housewife who is, on paper, has a great life, husband, kids, but she's a drug addict, and she suffers from depression. and i don't think it's a a really, necessarily a very -- it's a unique story, but i don't know that it's a unique story in terms of i think it's a bit of an epidemic. >> jimmy: a common story, yeah. how did they find you for this? like, the director? >> it's become, like, the story of how movies are made. i was on howard stern. >> jimmy: hey, all right. >> our pal, howard stern, talking about my own experience with depression. and amy coppellman, who wrote the novel, was driving down the highway listening to howard an

you know, once you get un'd you can't get un-un'd, right? what do you do for a living?> a waitress at the old spaghetti factory. >> jimmy: there's nothing more delicious than old spaghetti. so get started, guys. start with the hair, we'll check back in as we go. very good luck to everybody. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of famous hair. justin bieber is off to a good start for the new year. first of all he has a man bun which is always a good idea. secondly justin bieber and his entourage were in mexico reportedly asked to leave the mayan ruins after justin climbed to the top of an ancient pyramid and pulled his pants down to moon everyone. if ever there was a time for the gods to send a well hoof placed lightning bolt, seems like that would have been it. it really is a shame donald trump didn't build that wall before justin got back into the united states. things are looking up for jeb bush. no wait, they aren't. things are looking down for jeb bush. a new gallup poll, jeb bush is the least-liked candidate amongst the republican field. at least he's leading the field

you you goi...'m done playing second fiddle to the nypd. know, frank: the only thing harder than being a cop is being married to one. what'd you used to say about danny? he is cursed with the gift for the job. i'll tell you this, he's got the reagan temper. yeah, i know, now that i'm a big-time diplomat, i got to sit on mine, but... i see myself in danny every day... ...and it makes me proud. worry about erin-- the divorce. (sighs) raising kids by yourself can be rough... and daughters are special... as you well know. oh, here's one for you: my youngest, my harvard lawyer is a cop-- something mary didn't want. when you went outry i haon three-quarters, i...ou. i'm not gonna blame it on the job. (sighs) life plays tricks on you. (footfalls, door opening) (sighs) bye, old friend. (sobbing) (garbage truck stopping) whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. this belong to that house? yeah. okay, great, know what? leave it with me, i'll take care of it. all right? hey! you stay right there, all right? what the hell do

ank you. thank you for your business. larry: thank you. lemonis: we got a ton of great equipment at fabtech, and the co2 cutter is gonna be custom-made for us. we should get it in a couple of months. we spent well over half a million dollars, and i don't mind financing it for them because the return on investment is fantastic. [ machinery whirring ] we've got some great equipment on the way, and i'm loving the progress with the gotham job. in fact, i'm loving the progress everywhere. so, larry's asked me to come in to talk about a potential new hire. larry: this is george. george was with me, and business got bad, and he needed to move on. lemonis: are you back here full time? -larry: we haven't hired him. -george: not yet, no. lemonis: how come? what are you waiting for? george: i'm waiting for you guys. lemonis: do we need him? larry: oh, we would love to have him back. lemonis: so, then, what's the decision? what's your cost per hour? -larry: $30 an hour. -lemonis: $30 an hour. what does our typical guy cost? -$17, $18? -larry: about $1

> you are. >> you guys are so sweet. i'm shocked i'm not crying. >> we are. we are. >> oh, they're going to make me cry. i know it. >> well, we are. >> all right, coming up, you guys, chelsea handler like >> but first these messages. unlike ordinary diapers, pampers to stay up to so your baby can sleep wishing you love, sleep and play. pampers seems like we've hit a road block. that reminds me... anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea... ...gas, bloating? yes! one phillips' colon health probiotic cap each day helps defend against occasional digestive issues. with three types of good bacteria. live the regular life. >>> we are celebrating wedded bliss with a spouse edition of "who knew?" >> here's a question to get you started. what color dress did sarah jessica parker wear in her wedding ceremony with matthew broderick? pink? black? green? >> and not the one on sex in the city, her real wedding. and now i'm on the way. >> the queen of late night talk has something new to show you. >> three real selling secrets fro

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maybe it's you i've been waiting for all of my life maybe it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you maybe it's you i've been waiting for [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dakota johnson, marlon wayans. go see him at the orpheum theater in new orleans january 22nd. david kirsch, ryan fitzpatrick, prince amukamara. stephen bishop once again! and get his new album at stephenbishop.com. also give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- danny devito, comedian whitney cummings, music from the front bottoms, featuring the 8g band with josh freese. [ cheers and applause ]

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let's see you. >> are you ready? >> yes. >> let's look at the magazine. >> and oh, my gosh, that is perfect hair. >> yes, she has perfect hair by the way. >> stop it there! >> and this is what is going to make et color shading. can you show her the underneath. it is still underneath the natural dark hair going all of the way through the back as well. >> that is beautiful and gorgeous. gorgeous. and this is sort of like hombre in reverse. >> don't you need a face like hers? >> well, it is a sweet face. picture. >> okay. >> what is the trend on ashley? >> well, ashley, we will talk about mohawk highlights. i know it sounds scary, kathie lee, but what is it is the highlight s highlights on top of the head, and looks great, and it is also when she blows it out, it is magazine. >> oh, i like. >> isn't that pretty? and here, also, notice the beginning of the rosey gold which is a huge trend. >> and you are looking beautiful, ashley. do you like it? >> i love it. >> of course, you do, because you look so good. and the last

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i'll feed you! i'll feed you! hurry up. >> steve: i want happy meals. >> jimmy: okay, we'll go get some happy meals! [ laughter ] why did we -- >> steve: me eat arm. >> jimmy: all right, all right, no eating arm. [ screech ] [ laughter ] he's still cute though, isn't he? >> steve: get him in the car. you gotta buy a convertible. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by logan lyles in rochester, new york. love rochester. shout out to my friend damian who lives in rochester. >> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. well his kid's second grade holiday schedule. second grade holiday schedule was texted to him. let's see what they got here. see what's on that here. "important dates, december 1st, cookies and milk with satan." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everybody celebrates -- everybody celebrates in their own way. >> steve: you know what -- yep. don't be the judge. >> jimmy: whatever you gotta do, man. >> steve: and you know what, he makes a dang good cookie. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i don't know. >> steve: they're devilishly good. >

i did. >> rose: how did you leave it when you left him? see you again?> we planned to see each other eight days later. >> rose: you did? yeah, the idea was to come down and can all those questions you were encouraging me to ask. >> rose: so you would have asked him eight days later? >> i asked to stay with him. my colleagues were going to leave. >> rose: kate and her friends? this is kate and giraldo. i asked to stay for two days, wherever they were going to continue the interview. he said, i just met you, can you do it in eight days? i said, i can. i went away. i had a business in south america. i went to south america. i came back eight days later and i sat in the airport, having had someone send a message to the intermediary, and i waited for hours hoping to get the tap on the shoulder and say come with me so that i could go back. now, meanwhile, it was not a surprise to me that i wasn't going to get that tap on the shoulder because, by this time, the actions being taken by the military had been made public. so i knew they were very much on the run, a

, thank you. >> do you believe i can heal you by touching you?> i do believe, because you have such goodly, mike. >> she has lost her minds. >> okay. the director of the movie grease from way back in the day says he recovered from an infection after john travolta got involved. what the star did to him that sealed the direct offer of grease. >> that's my name. don't wear it out. >> what's the matter with me, babe, what's the matter with you? hershey's miniatures. we pour 'em! we pass 'em! we pick 'em! delicious fun for everyone. hershey's miniatures are mine, yours, our chocolate. >> remind me of our music video from yesterday. got pretty good views. >> some people, although one blog was like not sure really what to think. >> i know. >> well, i look so lid just. >> don't say that. >> well, she pretty, isn't she? anyway, talking about the actor there, john travolta, 23 years old there when he made this movie grease, he said that he used his scientology procedure, a procedure in scientology, by the way, he's been a scientologist for over 40 years, t

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>> jimmy: no, you can put you can do whatever you want. but i can just show it to you. here, i can describe what's on here. this is a photo -- [ laughter ] what -- can we get a close-up? >> it's a great moment in my life, actually. it's a great moment. >> jimmy: now, what is -- are you -- is that kenny g.? am i wrong? >> that's kenny g. i don't know if there are any golfers in the audience, but that's phil mickelson, and he had just won the british open. this is at pebble beach where i play in the pro am. and you get the claret jug, you get the claret. it's like the stanley cup. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, yeah. >> so we all had to drink some wine out of the claret jug. and i got to be honest, it was a little -- it was a stressful moment because i don't drink, and i'm a germophobe, you know. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> plus, i have a man crush on phil mickelson. >> jimmy: and kenny g. >> well, kenny g. was there to calm me down. you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people get out of control. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that makes sense. >> i don't drink because -- not

if you are complaining, you won't after you see this. this is a car parked next to owner left the car overnight, and he left it there because he was drinking with friends and he decided to go get his car the next morning. >> there it is. >> it is encased in ice. >> what do you do? i mean, what do you do? >> you have to wait. >> or maybe an ice chisel. >> or a ice pick. >> wait for the spring thaw. >> you know when i worked in illinois, it was always so cold that our news director gave us as a present a key warmer, and you know, when you had to use a key to open up the car. >> yes. >> and you could heat up the key to fit it through the ice over the lock. that's what he gave us as a >> that is the most romantic thing i have ever heard. >> whatever. >> and we have been seeing in, and a lot of people are upset with jennifer lawrence, and she won. that she was rude to a reporter backstage at the golden globes. but others say that she has a quirky sense of humor. >> and now, let's see if we a agree. >> how did you see or see yourself -- >> loo

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if you're dora the explorer, you explore. it's what you do. >>what took you so long? if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. >>> for six seasons jamie lynn sigler was part of one of the most talked about families of tv. she played meadow on the hbo hit series "the sopranos." >> now the actress, newly wedded mom is in the spotlight once again, having just revealed she's been living with ms for nearly 15 years. >> something she first talked about in "people" magazine, and now she's sharing her story with us. and today has the dam broken? does it just feel like, oh, thank god, it's all out? >> it does. it was an overwhelming day the day that the news was breaking. i was in bed with my husband, and i woke up, and i was, like, shaking and crying because i felt so vulnerable and bare. when you hold a secret for that with that many people. i was so humbled and i felt the love. it was really nice. >> what were people saying when they heard you had -- >> a lot of people that have ms and just said thank you for speaking up and a lot of

do you know if you win you will be the youngest person ever to win, did you know that?esser room -- in my dressing room which is actually a bedroom. i don't know why i just said that. i usually don't say that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i hope -- you know what, i'd like you to come back at least once a year until you're a full-grown adult. will you make me a deal on that? [ cheers and applause ] very nice to meet you, jacob. jacob tremblay! "room" is in theaters now. and we'll be right back with leon bridges. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank david duchovny, gillian anderson, jacob tremblay, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "coming home," here with the song "twistin' and groovin'," leon bridges. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i got a call from my baby said she fed up with me said she's found another lover in another city ♪ ♪ said she's doing

it's you going on tour, getting back out. were you nervous? were you scared? were you excited? >> i never use that word nervous. i'm excited. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. words take on meaning. wait for it to be over. i can't wait for it to start. [ cheers and applause ] i can make you laugh. yo, yo, yo, i came back bearing gifts. [ laughter ] jimmy: you always make us laugh. >> a lot of good material. a lot of stuff going on on the other side. yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy, i saw the white light. >> jimmy: you did? >> but i didn't go to it because i thought it was the police. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to watch. you got to watch. but then -- >> you can't get into heaven with all those parking tickets and fines. you got to clear some of those fines up. >> jimmy: if you have warrants, they don't let you in [ light laughter ] warrants. you shouldn't be nervous. you're doing also, now, you're doing a show again. you're coming back to tv, on fx. >> oh, yeah. jordan peele. >> jimmy: jordan peele. >> i watched that. that was part of my therapy. i would watch "key and peele." >> jimmy:

are you good? you? you want to go? >> jimmy: yes. she is down. you want to. [ scream ] let's go. yes. [ screams ] yes. all right. hey, no, no. it's not "the price is right." you didn't win anything. [ cheers and applause ] nothing happened. [ screams ] hi, yes. >> this is the best moment of my life. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. please, please. thank you so much for being here. please. what is your name? >> i'm julul. >> jimmy: julia. very good. julia. j-u-i -- j-u-l-i-a. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] [ screams ] we did it. we did it. we did it. we did it together. we did it. [ cheers and applause ] julia. >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, this is a a serious question. >> okay. >> jimmy: the nfl playoffs, all right, are happening. all right? what team? what team are you rooting for here? >> giants. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: yes, joking. yeye >> carolina. they won the last game, right? yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: carolina. okay, good. so, you're going -- u're going with the panthers. >> panthers. >> jimmy: very good. so you're going for the pan

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do you want me to get you another one? and you went, "nope, i guess we can work with this." [ laughter ] and you like slammed the door. >> seth: so i didn't make them get a second salad! give it up! [ cheers and applause ] the bummer -- the real bummer of that story is the way you did it makes me 100% sure it's true. i was like, oh, that's definitely how i'd do it. >> it was just like, "nope, guess we can work with this. and i wasn't even there." i just think the intern's impression was like -- and that intern was kate mckinnon. >> seth: oh, no! [ laughter ] you mentioned you sort of came up doing youtube videos. and that's how you were discovered. youtube videos -- obviously yours are very successful, because they led to this television show but also youtube commentators notoriously awful people. were there ever any comments in the same way that you remember the negatives more than the positives? >> oh, yeah, absolutely. >> seth: any brutals? >> there's one that haunts me. [ laughter ] and it's -- it's not even the 'cause

you can do whatever you want to do. you're running for president. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to our show, and thank here. >> thank you. jimmy: appreciate it. new york city h meaning for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because -- >> i got engaged here. >> jimmy: yeah. one? yeah. >> it was like a long time ago, but it was -- yes. [ laughter ] but it was a good. it was a good thing. >> jimmy: yeah. on valentine's day in 1997, and i told my -- i wanted to propose to her on top of the empire state building. she liked "sleepless in of it? >> jimmy: sure, yeah. great movie. [ light laughter ] it's great movie. >> yeah, i thought it was about insomnia, but it's not. it's like a -- >> jimmy: no that's where they get you. yeah. >> it was cold. and she didn't want to go up there to the top so i had to figure out quickly, like, how er up there. >> jimmy: she didn't' wanna do to the top of the empire state building? >> no, it was cold. so it was like 40s. >> jimmy: that's not even cold. yeah. >> so we wanna go up there. so, i finally c

you get my book. >> thank you. >> you are welcome. >> so even when you lose you win. i would have said casino for sure. hotel. the venetian has 7,100 rooms, imagine cleaning all of those. it has real gond leers. and you can go to the gondalier university. >> and i wonder where the biggest casino is. >> good question. >> and we don't know, and that is why it is called "who knew." >> and your name? >> cali. >> and in the 1998 tom cruise film "rain man," dustin hoffmann's character has a casino game? poker, craps or blackjack. >> blackjack. >> yes! but yet, you are a loser, because you didn't get my book. >> of course everybody remembers that movie. caesar's palace. >> briann. >> all right. here we go. about how many marriage license are issued each year in las vegas? 50,000, 80,000 or 140,000 marriage licenses? >> 150. >> that is not even an answer, but who cares! you get a book. >> and not an answer, and maybe, you know, littler than you think. 80,000. >> and 80,000 is still a lot, and the the busiest days are new year's eve and valentine's day. >> of course. and we co