you know, i talked to you earlier, and, you know, you were disappointed with what happened.er you were here or not here, and frustrated. so i thought we could just talk about it, because it smells like retaliation to me. -you cut alex. -erik: right. lemonis: you cut diana. erik: not at all. not at all. diana: i think it is retaliation. i work endless hours for you. erik: diana, you make more money than anybody in this company. diana: erik, it's based on performance. erik: you make over $1,000 every week. diana: why? why? erik: you make over $1,000 every week, do you not? diana: i want you to say why. -erik: do you not? -diana: i do, but why? because it's based on performance, erik. erik: you make more money than anybody else in this company. diana: i have to, because i'm sitting here selling for you, erik, $20,000 a day. i've given you everything. i even take away from my home to spend my time here and give it to you. erik: sure. lemonis: here's the thing. pay is the most important thing to people. erik: that's why we got to work. lemonis: i don't think you respect your empl

thank you very much. thank you. thank you.ood luck, enjoy your life. >> on friday, president trump's -- trump begins a weeklong overseas, the first of his presidency. he meets in saudi arabia and israel, where he meets with prime minister netanyahu and talks about the wall in jerusalem. meetingls to rome for a with pope francis before a nato meeting in brussels. the last stop, sicily, for a meeting of the g7 conference. to be aer you're going dentist, lawyer, teacher, or accountant. let your guiding principle be truth and service. is not an entitlement. it has to be earned and earned every day through the lens of humility. lifer greatest passions in often force us to face challenges that seem insurmountable. you can conquer these challenges, and they will shape and strengthen your character. 8:00 p.m., night at 2017 commencement speeches. , educationenators secretary betsy devos in daytona beach, florida. draked president eileen at university of alabama in huntsville. the executive chairperson of the starbucks at arizona state

and then you ask him why they should do business with you? are you kidding? what were you thinking?was just trying to get an idea of what they're--what they have, if they had anything new. if i could learn about what they had. >> but then ask the questions. do the interrogatory as opposed to saying, "why should we do business with you?" and then, when you talk, you're a reflection of me, and i don't operate that way. i don't want to go into meetings and be embarrassed. going forward, i want you to listen and think before you talk. that's all i want from you. are we clear that that will never happen again? good. holy purple! this is the way our place should look. those guys totally blew that nascar meeting, but my job is to make money and get refocused on putting process in place. so i'm heading to purple platypus to buy a 3-d printer. if you want to compete with the big boys, you have to have the latest technology. a 3-d printer allows us to build prototypes right on site. this is printed? >> that was printed. >> layer by layer. >> by investing $270,000 in this 3-d printer, it will

thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. [applause] much.den: thank you very thank you. i think maybe i should sit down now. [laughter] joe biden: mr. president, it is an honor to be here. board colbyr of the trustees, especially my good friend dean rows, colby trustee. , i canean this without say this without fear of contradiction, one of the wisest councils ever served as chief of offf, pete is a man incredible personal integrity. and a good friend. i was friends with his mom dad your they helped me when i was a 28-year-old kid announced for the senate to get elected, and he has become close friends with my deceased son beau biden and my other son. your trusty now living in washington, robert hoopes. thank you. my fellow on every, degree honorents -- on every -- e, degree recipients, and mr. president, it has been a couple times. for you to complain about cold is a democracy. i have never been so cold here. , not asnot make maine much snow, i acknowledge. thank you for choosing colby, president, come back we need you. [applause] and amazing grace, where are you? god lo

" >> you come out here, you run down our country.t is a country we love. it is a country we're proud of. >> i think i'm stronger than you. >> we don't boo you because you support russia. >> get ready to dwayne the swamp at electo mania 2020. >> running around here looking like a big fat bowel of fruity pebbles. >> it is an ought-out smack down of democracy. >> you're right. he is scared. you're right. >> we're looking at what would happen if a homeless lumber jack banged an oompa loompa. >> jimmy: we're going the take a break. when we come back, makes mischief at costco. so stick around. we will be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by -- thof how q got curly. quin was crazy about curls. curly straws. curly haired dogs. even those cute curly tails on pigs. but to quin's chagrin everything about her was so very straight. which made the next twist so amazing. did she expect to find a high-end hair curler at a mind-bendingly low price? never. but that's the beauty of a store full of surp

we need you, the country needs you, and the world as you. -- the world needs you. as allison said to me, boy, we cannot wait until we are in charge. i can't either. neither can our world. get out there and do your thing, your howard family will always be with you, every step of the way. congratulations, graduates. [applause] bono: what am i doing here? and more to the point, what are you doing here? if you don't mind me saying so, this is a strange ending to an ivy league education. for years and these historic calls thinking great thoughts, and now you are sitting in a stadium better suited for football, listening to an irish rock star in a speech that is so far, mostly about himself. [laughter] what are you doing here? actually, i saw something in the paper last week about kermit the frog giving a commencement address somewhere. one of the students was complaining, i worked my ass off for four years to be addressed by a sock? [laughter] bono: you have worked your ass for this. for four years you have been buying, trading everything you have in this marketplace of

next thing you know you get pummeled by a wave and you forget. i mean, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i love horses but that is not my idea. >> david: yeah, yeah, floating poops is no good. [ laughter ] i see you, you get paparazzi'd a lot. at airports? >> yeah, i can't stand the -- oh, i was going to say, i can't stand the tmz thing but you must like it. [ laughter ] yeah. you've ever seen the heather locklear, right? talking about the -- your endowment? >> david: oh, yeah. >> large -- >> david: she put out a big weiner story. laugh live [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] first of all -- yeah, first of all it's not true. but she's very nice to say that. [ laughter ] i think the thing is, it's a small backdrop, you know what i mean? like an optic illusion. [ laughter ] like a david blaine thing. i did have dinner two nights later and the bouncer goes, come on man, what's up? congratulations on all that. all that. he goes, you know what i'm talking about. you got it. i go, oh, okay, cool. anyway. i'm clearly embarrassed. thank you for coming down. [ ch

thank you. >> to learn more about how the yancey way to profit in real estate really works, i went to las vegas to meet scott yancey. now, scott has clearly come a long way from being a $5-an-hour errand runner, but i was just so impressed with how down-to-earth he still is and how much passion he has for helping others learn to use real estate to transform their own lives. so, what do you think keeps other people from making money in real estate? >> i absolutely know what it is. it's two things -- knowledge and money. >> what do you mean? >> well, you can have all the money in the world, but if you don't know what you're doing, you're not gonna have success. and if you have the knowledge of how to invest in real estate but you don't have the money, you're not even in the game. >> okay, so, you're saying that you need both. >> exactly. and that's what we give people at my events. i can teach anyone to do what i do every day, so knowledge isn't an issue. and my money partners put up the money so

you fund this support program, do you not do you put in a tariff? tooout subsidize? do you not?that's a political conversation. go right ahead. and then the law that comes out will have political flavor it to. don't have a problem with that. but if your law somehow pivots on something that is not scientifically true, you're building a house of cards where the first two floors look stable but they're cometly hollow and empty and by the time you put on a third floor the whole thing collapses. nature is the ultimate judge, jury and executioner of what is true. >> host: space chronicles, 2012. we need to go back to the moon. >> guest: i will not say what we need to do. i'm not a pundit trying to get everyone to agree with an opinion i might have. what i do instead -- space chronicles is collection of everything i have ever thought and written on space exploration and so it contains op-eds and articles, speeches. it's an amalgam and it's easy to dip in and out of but i'm not going to say, we should go to the moon. whyll say is -- what i'll say is that highly ambitious exercises ', co

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and i know you won't, because you are here today. you worked very hard. you have already demonstrated, by earning your degree, that you have that tenacity and perseverance to succeed. enjoy this important and great moment in your lives. ,ll the hard work has paid off and we are also proud of you and what you have accomplished. with what you have learned at unh, you have the tools to have a rewarding and successful career here in new hampshire, add anything you put your mind to -- at anything you put your mind to. i want to thank you so much for having me here today. it is a deep honor to share this special day with you. i wish you every success in your career and life. i know we are going to see great achievements from the class of 2017, all of you here today, and i wish you the very best luck. thank you for having me. [applause] announcer: general serving as the chair of the joint chiefs of staff, the highest ranking officer in the u.s. military. he gave the commencement address at his alma mater, st. michael's college in vermont. [applause] general dunf

thank you.ou know, i get it. [ cheers and applause ] i will say one week ago tonight i made an emotional speech that was seen by millions, and as a result of my powerful words on that night republicans in congress had second thoughts about repeal and replace. they realized that what is right is right. and i saved health insurance in the united states of america. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i didn't? i didn't save it? they voted against it anyway? [ laughter ] i really need to pay more attention to the news. i have to say. well, first so many people have asked. our son billy is doing very well. he's getting -- [ cheers and applause ] he's eating. he's getting bigger. he's sleeping well. he can read now, which they say is unusual -- [ laughter ] my wife took a little video of him today. you can see -- he's smiling because so many people donated to children's hospital los angeles. either that or he has gas. we don't know. but what a humbling outpouring of support. so many people made donatio

and so, you have risk. you could get fired. one thing i'd like to do before i give you this check is i'd like to get tina's input. -so, do you want to grab her? -keith: i sure will. lemonis: while i could've asked for a much bigger percentage, i felt like the only way this deal was gonna work is if i put in a reasonable amount of money to solve problems but i left them with enough equity to feel like they were still driving the bus and would keep them interested. my offer is $270,000 for 1/3 of the business. but i'm gonna be totally in charge. it's not for a day, it's not for a week. it's forever. tina: we need the help. we need the help. lemonis: we have a deal? dean: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -keith: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -tina: we have a deal. lemonis: i'm gonna give the money to you. keith: absolutely. absolutely. lemonis: so... tina: this is good. lemonis: ...i have one last twist. tina: [ laughs ] lemonis: in order for you to be able to deposit that check, you have to prove to me that y

that you use with a male partner. that you kind of -- you know.t's a real grapefruit. >> real. >> jimmy: this is a real thing? this is a movie thing? >> this is a real thing. >> jimmy: that people do? >> people will ask you, have you been grapefruited? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. yes. you've never been grapefruited? >> jimmy: i've never been grapefruited. [ laughter ] i'm dying to know what grapefruiting is, though. >> yes, yes. if you come see the movie, you'll get a real clear tutorial on it. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you knew about this previous to the movie? >> i did. >> jimmy: or you learned it from the movie? >> no. >> jimmy: am i the only one -- >> you're the only one. this has been around for years, right? [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like you don't really. >> no, they do, they know. it's been around for years. >> jimmy: tell me what it is. yeah, you know what it is, tell me what it is. >> i've never done it. [ laughter ] >> she's lying, she's lying. >> but yeah, you take the grapefruit and y

>> you say that you, you know, you're not dating much. right? >> uh-huh. >> you don't have a brother. so you don't find anyone. >> that's why, that's why? >> yes. >> i don't have anybody to compare to, no brother. >> in women are attract today their brothers, and you don't have a brother, ie -- >> no man. >> no man. >> no, no. being attract today your brother is like being attracted -- not attract today people like that but almost like yourself, they ' like you, like your genetic component, they're like you, family dynamic. >> i wonder if it works for sisters, mike the women you date, do they like resemble your cyster? >> i have four sisters, let me go through the roll owe decks of my sisters. >> i think we already say it. >> there is kathleen, there is kathleen. >> pretty obvious. >> there is susan. there is mary ann and joanne. >> do they look alike at all? >> what? >> after a good long vacation in the caribbean. >> after they get a little color? >> little color. >> okay, so, kit kat kline, is she in the control room right now, megan? kit kat

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guess so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why are you -- why are you -- >> you didn't -- you didn't -- you didn't hosted that night. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. i wanted to talk. >> me and my friend zog who's the warm-up act who you guys all saw for a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we tried to say hi to you, you big-timed me. you were hanging out with harry styles -- >> jimmy: i wasn't hanging out -- [ cheers and applause ] >> lorne michaels. >> jimmy: lorne michaels. >> like you don't see lorne michaels every day? couldn't walk over? >> jimmy: i just hosted "saturday night live" with harry. so i was like, "oh, my gosh, josh, i'm going to come right back." >> i'm just busting you. >> jimmy: i know, i know you are. >> you were tired. >> jimmy: you were jealous. >> i got to talk to your wife, which was really nice. >> jimmy: i know, but i was jealous that she got to talk to you. >> it was fun. it was great. you were great that night. good job. >> jimmy: you're a good man. i appreciate that. i got to meet your baby. that's the coolest thing ever. what a cute kid. >> it's pretty great. >> jimmy:

he gave you chocolate. you said you didn't like chocolate.ve that you are engaged to peter! true or false? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, there's no cracking you. but i hope it works out. they never work out. [ laughter ] >> well, i would love to be the first. i would love to prove you wrong. >> jimmy: it is as you said a season of firsts. and who knows? [ applause ] rachel, everybody. the bachelorette. monday nights on abc. we'll be right back with bush! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to jim carrey. thanks to rachel the bachelorette. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album, "black and white rainbows." here witth bush! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ no saving me from drowning you were silent as a raincloud ♪ ♪ the ceiling was imploding the walls were closing in ♪ ♪ i was feeling a pr

you never met jason miller, did you? have you met kellyanne conway? >> the beauty of it is -- >> she's denying meeting you. >> listen, if you look at the statements by president trump on election night, late in the evening, he was talking about this was not a campaign, this is a movement. i was very proud to be part of a movement. and really people look at -- >> i'm trying to understand exactly what part of the movement you were. you weren't in any meetings with the candidate. you were in public rallies where thousands of people were. i don't think those people could say that they had been in a meeting with donald trump. most people in the campaign are denying kind of knowing you. i'm just trying to get -- you won't say who brought you into the campaign. you won't say what the topic of policy papers, which you have said you actually sent are. so it's not clear to me exactly how real you were a part of this campaign other than how you portrayed yourself when you were in moscow. >> i think as i have explained to a number of people, anderson, i was not a

you know. you may think it and you may feel it, but you dare not say it. that's uncivil. so it was not said. i mean, once in a while, i got a little something, you know, why did you come here, you know or something. but for the most part -- and meanwhile, they didn't know what i was going to say or do. they didn't know if i bought into the code ofsy civ sy krisc. when martin luther king was assassinated, i was in law school. i came to school that day, no one said a word. not a student, not a professor, no one said one word. nothing. and at the end of the day i went to jeremy, who was the other black person in my class and i said, jeremy, do they know? i said do they know? >> of course they knew. >> of course they knew. but in many of their minds king was a rabble-rouser. they didn't say it but they're thinking, well, he asked for it. so what i mean is it was environmental, what i'm talking about here. you could feel it, you know. and i said, well, that's me understanding i know where i am. i know where i am. but that's an example. if i had to do it all over again, i would

you say -- >> as a player you see certain things. >> jimmy: i got you.for his mom on mother's day? >> what does she get herself for -- >> jimmy: oh, is that how it works? >> she kind of ordered what she wanted already. >> jimmy: she tells you or she just orders it? >> so she came to me. i think this was re very strategic. she came to me about a week ago asking for some diamond earrings. and she's like, man, ain't i worth it? when she said that, what do you do? you've got to get them. so i got her -- >> jimmy: you got her two or one? because you could really send a message if you just give her the one. >> jimmy: the nba draft lottery is tomorrow night. you were drafted in 2010. what is that experience like? who comes with you? how does it go? >> it was fun. honestly, it was fun. it was my first time to new york for one. and the family's first time to new york. >> jimmy: wow. >> and my parents' first time flying, period. it was awesome to get my grandmother there, my dad, my mom. we had family friends there, my sisters. it was a big group. >> jimmy: did yo

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you see, i'm busy. >> it can't see you.ce thing. >> stephen: please welcome demetri martin. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey. >> how are you? >> stephen: good, nice to see you again. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: it's been a white whooil burnght people may not know this that you and i were both correspondents on "the daily show. of. >> yes, one of us was more successful at it, but we were both. >> stephen: just longer. when did you first start there? >> i started there as an intern. i think it was, like, '97. >> stephen: that's when i-- >> yeah -- >> stephen: so that was back in the craig kilburn days. >> i think a couple of months before you started. i'm not pulling rank or anything but i have seniority -- >> stephen: you understand. you come before me in the library of congress catalog. >> i'm sorry, i couldn't make it to the reunion. >> stephen: sorry, yeah, no problem. thank you very much. i heard you dropped out of law school to be a performer. >> yes. >> stephen: why did you do that? >> i was feeling like my fa

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nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you. what would you say would be the single biggest problem in the organization? >> it starts at the top. it's a really dynamite facility with a well-thought out system. but i don't think andrew is rational. >> yeah, erin told me he flies off the handle...[snaps]... in a nanosecond. >> he has had several explosions in the past few weeks. >> why would someone like you put up with stuff like that? >> i love the animals, but i have my limits. man-to-man...i'm planning my exit. >> are other people too? >> yes. >> and why do you wanna leave? >> one of the biggest reasons is i got bit recently. andrew literally got in my face and yelled at me and blamed me for it. >> in front of other employees? >> yes. and that's the thing. i mean, everybody else responded like normal people would. and if it weren't for that, i'm not a violent guy, but i would have probably left here in handcuffs and andrew in an ambulance. >> i thought we could maybe just go into the training room and talk. >> now? >> is that

they supported you, they encouraged you. they prayed you through.o before we go one step further, class of 2017, why don't you break protocol a little bit, stand up, turn around, catch the eye of one of your loved ones in the stance and show them just how thankful you are for all the years of love and support that brought you to this day. [applause] vice president pence: and before i forget, to all the midshipmen who are here today, the whole cell phone thing in that last deal, your minor conduct offenses are completely forgiven. [laughter] [applause] vice president pence: today marks the end of four years of training at the united states naval academy and the commencement of a voyage that will take you into uncharted waters. but make no mistake and have no doubt, you are ready to leave. the training and education you received here has prepared you well to face the challenges that lie ahead because today, you graduate from an incomparable institution. it is remarkable to think that for more than 170 years, , children of liberty have come to the unit

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warren: thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. u-mass. it is good to be here. thank you or inviting me to be here with you today. i really do love visiting this campus and seeing the great work done by students and faculty. u-mass a lot of th amherst grads on my staff. you have turned out smart people. i know because i hire them. to see stan rosenberg, whatstate delegation, and a great team you have working for you in western and central massachusetts. i was a law professor for years. this is not my first commencement speech. if i go longer than 20 minutes, i know that it will be my last. i understand every extra minute i speak is that much longer before you can hit the bars. [applause] sen. warren: not that some of bars, ofto hit the course. imagine my surprise last week when i got my daily news roundup , and front and center was, "elizabeth warren's commencement speech drinking game." [applause] say, theen: i have to timing was perfect. i was suffering writers block. got menking game. m going. the downside is now i know what you are hiding under the ropes. be

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