i only asked you to be nice to julio. yeah, and you made me promise to be nice to chico, too. well, what's so hard about that? he's in the yard, and if i hadn't promised you that i'd be nice to him, i'd chase him out of here. why? what's he doing? why? you don't know? well, if you go out in the yard, i hope you don't have no shoes on. captioning made possible by sony pictures television ? good times ? ? anytime you need a payment ? ? good times ? ? anytime you need a friend ? ? good times ? ? anytime you're out from under ? ? not getting hassled, not getting hustled ? ? keeping your head above water ? ? making a wave when you can ? ? temporary layoffs ? ? good times ? ? easy credit rip-offs ? ? good times ? ? scratching and surviving ? ? good times ? ? hanging in a chow line ? ? good times ? ? ain't we lucky we got 'em? ?

. - well, if you have to be nice, can't you be nice like the lady in the drugstore? - um, can i have mr. and mrs. matthews suite, please? - oh, this thing. - look at that one. isn't he attractive? (audience laughter) oh i just love them when they get that age. like your dad. - oh, brother. - bye, bye. ndow shopping. - oh, can't you wait with me until i meet them? i need a friend. - well, alright. - mrs. matthews, hi. this is frances lawrence. how have you been? - well, i'll be going now, honey. i'm here. - you have them on the telephone. would you like me to come right up? (shushing) oh no, not you, mrs. matthews. oh, you want me to wait in the lobby. you're coming right down. well, how will i know.. della, wait with me. - goodbye, honey. they're coming right down. i'm scared. - look. - oh, della. this sweater just isn't going to work. i think i"m better off with the root beer. come on. - am i mistaken, or is he finally looking over here? - della, come on, please? - why, if the man wants to be sociable. (audience lau

now, you be nice. okay, goober. b-but i had a half a muffin left. well, you can eat the rest of them on the way uptown. oh, uh, miss bee, uh, i sure wish you'd write out the receipt for them muffins. u say you don't put no sour mash in 'em? no. it's an old family recipe. we'd better go to the courthouse and get the license. some other time. hey, look. pa, it's an owl. the second owl in the daytime. that's a counter-omen. it means only one thing-- that miss crump really ain't the perfect mate after all. looky there. i never seen an owl fly that way. went straight up, without so much as a fluttering of a wing. it's gone. b-but it was an owl. oh, definitely an owl. oh, yeah, it was an owl. i ain't too sure. now, there's a lot of strange birds flying down from the north lately-- brands i ain't never seen before. what do you think, boys? well, i got to agree with you. before we call off this here marrying i'd like another look at that there owl. he might fly back again. briscoe: he's there again. look at the way he's a-flying. he's upside down. he's got t

you. it's great to be here. >> it's nice to have you here. so how do you feel about being maybe forced to recount the votes in your state? >> well, in michigan we have a lot of laws in place and we're ready to do a recount. we have people that are quite capable. actually, our clerks that conduct the elections in michigan were named some of the best in the nation. we have a wonderful system that has a number of checks and balances built into it and one of it is we did not have our tabulators hooked up to computers and we also have local clerks conduct, county clerks have a canvass board that canvasses election results and the state does, too. we make sure we have good elections. >> so is it frustrating that you may be forced to recount in spite of all those safeguards built into the system?

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you. fred's gonna be the best man at the wedding, hon. off. miss dolly, it was nice meeting you. and again, best wishes. oh, thank you. grady, why don't you and dolly sit over there on the couch? and i'll be right back soon as i say good-bye to lamont. woo! did you hear him say "my little dove"? that's me. just an old silly. [clears throat] how you two getting along? oh, just fine, fred. just fine. i've really looked forward to meeting you, fred. yeah. i told her all about you. you'd be surprised at the wonderful things grady has told me about you. yeah, and, uh, grady told me a lot of things about you, too, grady told me about you having him over to watch tv with you every night. just about every night. well, now that we're getting married, he won't be doing that anymore. he won't? no, because all of his nights are gonna be spent with his lady. ooh, all my nights with my lady! you see, he wouldn't need tv long as he has his dolly to look at. not when i got my dolly to look at. i do appreciate your taking such good care of my man, fred, but now i'm just gonna have to steal him awa

yeah. >> stephen: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you, sir. >> stephen: nice to meet you. "project grizzly" airs saturday nights on animal planet. jeff watson, everybody! we'll be right back. ? ( cheers and applause ) we asked a group of young people when they thought they should start saving for retirement. then we asked some older people when they actually did start saving. this gap between when we should start saving and when we actually do is one of the reasons why too many of us aren't prepared for retirement. just start as early as you can. it's going to pay off in the future. if we all start saving a little more today, we'll all be better prepared tomorrow. ? harry's meeting clients from far away.? ? but they only see his wrinkles. ? ? he's gotta play it cool to seal the deal. ? ? better find a way to smooth things over. ? ? if only harry used some bounce, to dry.? ? yeah. ? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: that's it for the "late show," everybody! tune in tomorrow when my guests will be william h. macy colin quinn and musical guest drive-by truckers. now stick ar

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>>"you wouldn't like to say thank you for being so nice?" "thank you for being so nice. " >> pam: the police chief says the department has something special planned for justice. >> pam:but also wanted to remind people not to call 911 unless it is a true (male announcer): it's now time for gary radnich with sports! >> gary:good evening! >> gary:the warriors are hosting hoping to avenge a 20 points loss earlier this year. and right now. >> gary:hope of keeping the raiders in oakland brightened after a framework of a deal that would fund a new stadium with a group led by ronnie lott >> gary:but when asked about it didn't seem very certain of the plan >> gary:the raiders sit at the top the a-f-c conferense alongside with the patriots with an eight and two record after beating houston in mexico city. >> gary:oakland had some luck on their side after the officials missed a few controversial calls. >> gary:derek carr and his high-powering offense took touchdowns in the fourth winning the game 27-20 and with thanksgiving being tomorrow carr is thankf

you grow up. people should be continually asked, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" to be when you grow up, america ferrera? >> i want to be kinder. >> stephen: that's nice. are you a jerk now? ( laughter ) >> i mean, i want to work towards being a kinder, more compassionate, more understanding person. >> stephen: that's nice. >> yeah. and i also think, too, i heard a really interesting thing, that instead of asking kids, "what document to be when you grow up?" you can ask them, "what do you have to contribute when you grow up?" and i thought that was a r >> stephen: well, that's nice. ( applause ) >> yeah, yeah. >> stephen: what part am i going to play in society? >> yeah, what do i have to contribute? what do i have to give, to leave the world just a little bit better. >> stephen: the first time you were here you were here for "superstore." >> yes. >> stephen: and it's been picked up for another season. >> yeah. >> stephen: congratulations on that. ( applause ) you said-- i understand you said-- i understand you said this is the first time that you have been cast in a part that wasn't specifically written for a latina. >> stephen: what do you mean by t

and overnight, if you are black friday shopping, should be a nice night. it will be cold though if you are headed in for the early morning deals and friday should be a nice day for us as well. this is a quick moving system that will roll on through. it doesn't bring a ton of snow. but we will take what we can get for the see resort. most areas three to five inches of snow. and thanksgiving for the denver out. sunshine, cold start it is day thanksgiving and we get to the mid 40s . might be windy out there as well. ed? >>> normal, 49 and 22. so, a little below normal today. 74 in 1998. 39, 35 right now. north wind at 8, 72% humidity. winter park is grooming the slopes because they open up tomorrow. thanksgiving day. a lot of great snow. temperatures for tonight, mostly in the 20s over the eastern plains. teens higher up out west. temperature ins the 20s , the lower 30s , and tomorrow, we warm it up nicely with 40s , 50s , approaching the 60-degree mark over the southeast. we will find 40s for the mountains. in the west e temperatures to the mid 50s . look at

you be nice. hey, there. is my mother dead? we don't know. what happened? the away team was trying to avoid an ion storm. they had to land on a planet. i saw that crater. something was burning. plasma fires, pieces of debris... but not the hull. until we know fofo sure what's happened no one's giving up on the rescue attempt. you really think they might find her? yes. how do i know i... i never told you this before... but when i was much younger i lost my mom in a terrible war... my father and my sisters, too. it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. always wondering how did they die? were they worried about me? i thought if i could just keep youourom wondering... you wouldn't have to feel what i did. you were pretending that nothing was wrong... that nothing bad happened. do you ever pretend that nothing bad happened to your family? sometimes. does it help? not really. janeway: all hands to emergency stations. we've got a level eight ion storm approaching. ion storm? what's that? the ogre of fire. he's attacking us again. we'd better get back to yo

it's absolutely sealed, and you think, "well, this will be nice." like, i don't know, a day in the country. a little picnic. you pry it open with like a fire axe, and inside... [ laughter ] honest to god, they got like vanilla wafers and a container of hot mustard. >> nice. >> yeah, 'cause after all, it is the holidays. >> that's right. >> so, now-- [ applause ] protein mass. now... if this had been a fishing trip, you'd call the captain and say, "oh, i'm sorry. "somebody put the chum in here "with my lunch." >> not a pleasant trip. >> i'm not done yet. >> oh, i see. you wanna give me a nod when you are? >> um-- >> i feel like george burns. >> so, uh, the plane was designed for people who don't fly much. >> right. >> and, in fact, for people who don't even know where the airport is. so "lavatory is occupied." you know, that's their way of saying, "all right, we know "the food is damn near "inedible, but apparently "it can be digested." [ laughter ] [ booing ] i'm getting close to booed there. >> that's right. >> so you go into the lavatory, which, by

you should be-- because a soft heart will only hold you back in... the real world. you can't just be nice? nice guys finish last, sabrina. what about mister rogers? have you seen his ratings? and jimmy carter and audrey hepburn? i mean, occasionally, nice people do succeed. you know what? i've had enough. i'm going to go back to my room and cower. sabrina, come on, you're doing okay. you have to be brave. that way. hilda, why don't you sit here and occupy yourself while i talk to the nice nobel laureates. ( chuckling ) well, um, you came here to hear me read my paper so let's get right to it. ( gasps ) hilda, no! ( yells ) it-it's-it's a clown. i've always been a-afraid of clowns. oh, so the way you dress is how you confront your fears? are you afraid of being snatched bald-headed? because that's what's going to happen. i'm not afraid of clowns. why are you scaring the quizmaster my scariness on you, freak. although as long as i'm here, i may as well remind you that everybody has commented on how you're... different. hey, i don't care if sabrina's... different. ( mr. kraft chuckling ) but

- thank you. - you've gotta be you. - what a nice guy. - but it's your turn to tuck me in. - well, i'll be home before that. oh, thank you, darling, it was a wonderful dinner. and i love both of you. - george, webster, tonight was terrific. - goodnight! - goodnight! - night! (audience laughs) - george, are you okay? - huh? yeah, yeah, sure. - you're not mad that ma'am went off, are you? - no, no, no. - good, 'cause you don't have to be. you still have me, ya know. - it's 2am, it seems like ten. would you like to come in? oh, already in! - no, thank you, i better get to bed. - oh, well, maybe i could help you. - you are a very sweet woman. (laughs) was that funny? - you're a very sweet man. - so. - so. it's late, i guess we better get some sleep. goodnight. (soft thump) (audience laughs) (snoring) (sighs) - george, went to see bob. more work on the book. more work on the book. on the book. (doorbell rings) - there's someone at the door. tell you what? i'll get it. hi uncle jerry! - good morning, webster! how's your skit coming? - terrible, george wants me to do the three bears, and ma'am

you down here, up there! nice to see you! nice to be seen. thank you! audience chanting stephen ). >> stephen: that's nice. thanks, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: welcome to "the late show," everybody. thank you so much. welcome to the "late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) hey, so this is all still happening. donald trump is really going to be the next president. ( audience booing ) >> stephen: yeah, you have been reading my journal. for a while, i was poking myself with a straight pin to try and wake up from this, but now i keep doing it to feel something. receiving the classified daily intelligence briefing known as "the book," making it the only book he owns that doesn't have his picture on it. ( laughter ) and today, the transfer of power began when president obama hosted trump at the white house for the most surprising remake of "guess who's coming to dinner." ( laughter ) didn't see that one. i didn't seeha >> jon: i didn't see that one coming, either. ( laughter ) can you imagine how awkward that meeting was? put yourself in that private room when th

you know what might be a good idea? why don't you get yourself a date, and it'll be nice and cozy, just the 4 of us. uh, listen, son-- i don't have time to talk to you now, pop, i gotta run upstairs and change 'cause i'm going to the jewelry store. ? every little breeze seems to whisper louise... ? did you hear that, grady? yeah. announcement. champagne. me bring a date. grady, i'm in trouble. you sure are, fred, 'cause i hate champagne. but pick me up at 8, anyway. well, this is it, grace. oh, lamont. it's...very nice. yeah. i knew it would be something special. yeah, i'm glad you like it. hello, son. hello, grace. i like your house. it feels so warm and lived-in. it does? well, i can just see myself in here, curled up in front of the fireplace, drifting off to sleep. yeah? well, we don't have no fireplace, but you can curl up under the sink if you want to. hey, man, why don't you dig yourself? hey, son, how do i look? you look spiffy, pop. yeah, thanks. see, i wanted to look good for your girlfriend and my date. no, no, wait a minute. i didn't bring donna. i have another date. she's in the kitchen.

you know, go to court. he'll be your lawyer. but that doesn't ke sense. neither do you, pal. mister, i don't even know you. who is he, lawton? now, why are you being nice to him for? a minute ago, you were mad at him. - who said so? - you did. mister, i'm warning you. oh ho, don't hit me. i'll get my lawyer and sue you for every cent you got, pal. you know, you're crazy. whoa. now, why couldn't i do something like that? last summer. when was the first time? when i was seven years old. how did you learn? i didn't learn. i just jumped in with the rest of the kids and started swimming. right. let's go. well, sarah's a fine cook, isn't she, josh? yes, she sure is. thank you. whiskey? yeah. thank you. here's to you, ma'am. hmm. sorry. please sit down, mr. randall. i can't remember my husband ever mentioning your name as among his old friends. yeah, it's been a long time. oh, come on, sarah. you wouldn't remember his name if i mentioned it every day for 10 years. you know your memory. am i giving away family secrets? i didn't know we had any secrets. now, what's a house without a skeleton in the closet? a happy house, perhaps. why don't you sit down, james?

be nice all the time. treat everybody with respect. be accepting of people. i think you have to be nice to your neighbor. respect that. respect that somebody else volted for someone. your person -- voted for someone. your person didn't get elected. respected that and move -- respect that and move on. >> while that may be easier said than done he reminded his this long under the constitution and he believes that will continue. >>> voting for the lesser of two evils. >> proof that there were a lot of people who didn't want to vote for trump or clinton. >>> also ohio voters had a couple other options including a local guy. and this isn't the first time he's made a run at the white they didn't like donald trump and hillary clinton now there's proof they really meant it. there was a massive increase in the number of writin votes -- write-in votes. more than 6,000 this year. who did they think should be president? they say they don't keep a formal list but they know ohio governor john kasich was the number by bernie sanders and written in by a few voters some selected our very own living legend mr. loen bibbs.

you better be nice, rollo's got some good news for you. you're moving to australia? no, no. oh, that's the only good news rollo could have for me. go ahead, rollo, tell him. hey, look here. pop, rollo has got some tickets i got 2 in case you want to take a friend. what's all this talk about a cruise up to catalina? well, it's all right here in the brochure. just listen to this. yeah, listen to this. "cruise the colorful coast and fill your night with hours of concentrated fun." you hear that, pop? hours of concentrated fun! yeah. play shuffleboard under the stars. hey, shuffleboard under the stars. right on, yeah, see the flying fish. hey, see the flying fish! uh-huh. watch the big dipper. yeah! yeah. hey, that brochure must have came with echo. hey, pop, look here, man! you're gonna love this! yeah, pop, you can end up in catalina for some early sunday morning fishing for yellowtail. let me ask you a question. while i'm out there on the boat, chasing yellowtail, what y'all gonna be chasing? well, see, pop, rollo and i are gonna level with you now, we are celebrating a littl

be quiet. >> we need that and even with bartman, you know -- >> seth: yeah. it would be nice to see him be you know free of that. >> redeemed. redemption, yeah. >> seth: redeemed. now you -- i did not know this about you. yo >> yeah. >> seth: so, how -- you're a kid then, right? >> yeah. i was 12 years old and that's exactly when michael jordan first -- he got drafted when i was the ball boy for the bulls. >> seth: that's an incredible time to be doing that. now is it all glitz and glamour being a ball boy or is there an underside? >> i mean, you know it looks good. you're on tv, you know, at the time and you're like, "i'm on tv." but you're picking up jock straps also. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> that's not glamorous. >> seth: that's not glamorous. no. >> especially old sweaty ones after a game. >> seth: yeah, that's not great. and would you&-- was there any benefit? would you get shoes out of it or anything? >> oh, well, you know, because i was -- like, after a few games, because i was the visiting team's ball boy, i would get shoes from isiah thomas, magic johnson, larr