there is, it's called science, you bozzo. see, this is all phony concern. critics don't care that it's not smoking. only that it looks like smoking. why not ban chameleons or the creepy insects that look like sticks. i hate those things. politicians love outrage. it makes them feel good which trumps doing good so they belch their toxic fumes cocooned in fake concern while people die. maybe it's time to slap a warning label across their mouths. beware, secondhand stupidity kills. >> drives me nuts. >> this happened to you. >> yes, i was speaking two nights ago in boston at northeastern university, talking about my cigarette, and -- and talking about how this is great, and it's not smoking and as i put it down an individual had to walk out and take it from me, along with my glass of wine. >> you're kidding. >> because smoking is illegal on campus. >> you had wine. >> and they considered it smoking which is actually -- this is vapor, people. this is like a nicorette gum, like a patch. it's nothing. >> wait, why were you giving a speech smoking and drinking at