i told you. >> i mean i'm just... what do you want to do? what do you want to do? test. joy -- >> look at me in my eyes and tell me you are sorry >> what do you think this is? >> kirk: joy, joy, s passed the test >> i don't care i ain't going to look her in the eyes. i got $650 gone why am i going to apologize. and she sit there and lie to me >> kirk: she passed the test >> she lie because she had somebody in my house and she did not tell me that nobody was in the house. >> kirk: listen it y have been the ghost it wasn't her >> there ain't no damn ghost. really? ok. whatever. need to get my $650 and get a week to get them up. how about that >> you go find it. >> you got a week >> kirk: what are you doing? joy >> i'm not playing with you >> kirk: i'm not playing with you, either. quit threatening her >> i'm not threatening her. >> kirk: let me tell you something. can i tell you something? can i tell you something as a friend? when you threaten someone when there are seven cameras around -- you just threatened her e i do not give threats and i say it i'm straight up

do you want to get clean? do you want to start your fight today? does your ex deny he is the father of your baby? do you want to prove he is the father with dna? if you want to put your ex to the test call... [applause] >> i want to hear what she has to say. >> ken, hold on, come here. hold on. >> kirk: mckenzie. mckenzie. this is all part of it, mckenzie. this is all part of it. just remembering who you are and who you want to be. i mean this is a crucial time. just take deep breaths it is ok. >> they don't realize that the reason i'm doing that is because what i've been through and my family. >> kirk: whatever you've been through right now you are just surrounded by love. ok? because with you getting that is the start for you to just take that step. we don't want to you hit rock bottom where it's death. >> i know. i'm not going to >> kirk: you don't know that. >> i've been so depressed for so long and so angry with people. >> kirk: let me tell you one thing. part of being able and dealing with that anger is being in touch with your feelings and yo

[applause] hi. >> how you doing? kirk: so jessica, you created life 9 months ago with this gentleman? >> yes. >> look at him. >> kirk: have you spent time with this child? >> no, i haven't. how can i spend time with a child when everytime i contact her she don't answer her phone. i reach out on facebook and she don't reply. >> kirk: do you think it's yours? >> i want to know. after you had him i came to spend time with him >> when you seen the baby. the thing that made me mad you came and seen my baby when i brought him from the hospital with another girl. i don't know that might have been you it was a girl that you was supposed to have been cheating on me with while i was pregnant >> i asked about that and the thing is -- i asked about that but the think is he said -- >> no, i was not cheating on you with her. second of all, since you was two months and we were standing -- owe >> it came from your sisters >> did you not tell me that you was with somebody else? who was cheating? >> no, that is the word you said. we b

do i give it to you now, or do we wait till christmas? o me now, i could actually take pictures during christmas. like, i could bring it to my office holiday party. i guess. and i could take a picture of you doing your traditional santa stuck in the fireplace gag. that should be captured on film, yes. wait here. it's in the closet. tv: hey, looks like more passengers this trip. ah, keep your fingers crossed. we may have some luck. you turned on the tv? i'm giving you a gift! i'm sorry. ok, ok. all right. well, anyways, merry christmas. and just remember, if we could have held out till christmas morning, there'd be a beautiful bow on that plastic bag. oh, it is so nice! you like it? yeah, i love it. see, i knew you'd like it, 'cause it's got a wrist strap, and it's also-- you can hook it up to your belt. and it comes with batteries. but like, whatever, you know. whatever. this is a great camera. you did really good. thank you. so if i guess what you got me, can i get it now? ok! a snow saucer? sure i can't get you anything, lou? some 'nilla

where are you from? what do you do? ou've got a fan base. what do you do? >> i'm a mom. >> ellen: you're a mom? >> yeah. i'm a great mom. >> ellen: you're a great mom. and vicky martin. >> yes. [cheering] >> ellen: where are you from? what do you do? >> i'm from san dimas, and i'm an i.t. analyst. >> ellen: these are questions all about columbus day. something like that. i think. they may not be. i don't know what they are. columbus set sail on the nina -- this is for you, jessica. set sail on the nina, the pinta and the santa maria. what does miley cyrus ride? >> "wrecking ball." >> ellen: you remain up there. tina, here we go. the academy awards is one of the most watched television events in america. which beautiful talented celebrity is hosting the oscars this year? >> ellen degeneres. >> ellen: that is right. [applause] >> ellen: vicky, america's national symbol is the bald eagle. name another famous bald american. a bald american. >> oh, my god. the guy who is in the fast cars. the one that just -- the movies with

which one do you love? which one do i like? i love when you do de niro. >> jimmy: i don't do de niro. but, thank you very much. that's great. i'm glad you're a fan. but i -- i really do love -- can you do something, like, something like if i give you a thing, can you just do it? like, improv it? >> oh, yeah, yeah. like impression roulette. >> jimmy: yes. >> all right. >> jimmy: yes, yes. let's do aaron neville ordering a pizza. >> okay, aaron neville ordering a pizza. >> jimmy: yeah. >> can i have a -- ♪ [ vocalizing ] ♪ can i get a 15 inch cheese and sausage with crawdads and dirty rice ♪ ♪ oh and before i forget do you take credit cards ♪ ♪ cocoa butter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that he says cocoa butter. >> cocoa butter. yeah. >> jimmy: cocoa butter. that's what he says before he hangs up. he says cocoa butter. oh, my gosh. i love you, buddy. thank you for being here tonight. you're awesome. horatio sanz. we love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: we have a fu

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>> no. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> hold on. tv. >> what did you say? >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> do i approve of the jobs that they're doing, the shutdown? >> in general, yes, no. ask your friend. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> no. >> hi. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> no. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: one out of 17 people approve of the job congress is doing. a natural clown. the government shutdown is especially frustrating for those, what, so-called nonessential government employees who aren't allowed to work this week. around 800,000 workers have had their hours or jobs cut and tonight we found two of them. one is in new york. one in l.a. whchlt ween we come we'll pitch them against each other in a skype scavenger hunt to win a prize. plus, tim allen and kenny rogers are here too. so don't run away! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ unh ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ let's go! ♪ [ male announcer ] you can choose to blend in. ♪ ♪ yeah! yeah! yeah! or you can

you can go out there and you can do it but you can only do it but you cancan only do it if you register for a live event. register register for a live event right now, take action. mike congratulation's.. thank you very much. get out there keep on going. you guys go register for a live event. while we're going to make more money now. >> i started this year off unemployment checks, and after six weeks i made $45,000, and i can make $45,000 every month. armando, you've changed my life. thank you. >> so, i am here with carol, and carol, how old are you? >> i'm 68 years young. >> she's 68 years young-- great answer-- and how long ago did you go to my live event? >> about three and a half months ago. >> three and a half months, and how many deals have you done since going to the live event? >> three of 'em. >> three deals. >> yes. >> three deals in three and a half months, and approximately how much profit do you have? >> on the average, between 35- to 45,000 per deal. >> $35- to $45,000, so you're saying-- let's go small. let's say that you only have $35,000 each, right? >> o.k. >> that's o

you feel, do you lose something off the ball? do you more likely make more mistakes with it. >> you make a lot of mistakes when you go past a number of pitches buzz -- because now yoe getting tired. it's like a sprinter, sprinter for 200 yards he's good for that but if you pass 300, he can't do it. >> rose: his whole body is geared, propulsion come at 200 meters. >> that's a closer, that's what we do, you know. one inning, two innings most. we work for that. when you pass three innings, now there innings is pushing. you're getting to the margin where you will now make a lot of mistakes because you're getting tired. >> rose: did you fear any hitter. >> no, i didn't fear a hitter. >> rose: did anybody fear you at all. >> no, no. >> rose: nobody. nobody that, anybody whose hitting 360. >> i will put it like this. the only guy i didn't want to face when tough situation comes, it was edgar martinez. the reason because i couldn't get him out. i couldn't get him out. it didn't matter how i threw the ball, i couldn't get him out. >> rose:

of course you can you do all the time. >> rose: that's what you have to do, you negotiate with your enemies. >> you negotiate in a clever way. you're not blinded by them. you remember reagan said trust and verify. i say distrust, dismantle and verify. you can do that but then you've got to put the right pieces in place and not allow them to fool you. and the second point is yes you should keep a credible military option all the time because ultimately that is what got the sanctions to work. >> rose: there's nothing in your dna that would allow you to be prime minister of israel when iran has the capacity under no circumstances would you allow that to happen. >> that's correct. >> rose: does israel today have the capacity to stop it. some people say yes the united states does but israel cannot. all israel can do is delay. >> do you know something, i'll give you a state secret here on the charlie rose show. the u.s. has a stronger military than israel but don't short change israel either. i wouldn't go beyond that. i never do, i'm about the only israeli that talks about our military capabilit

you by how? how, they say? how do you sit across from that guy? funding also provided by it is just -- it is just i find it so repellent and you are almost endorsing him by giving him a platform and do you really like this guy? i mean, come on! and also by arby's. >> arby's. isn't there anywhere else we can eat? what is that over there? that sagas station. all right. fine. arby's. but obviously i mean, i wonder if we are writing up to the time of the show. oh, we are writing, baby! we are doing it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jon: it is like an insurrection in here, in 2003 -- i have a transcript of the o'reilly show. it is obviously one-story we are going to cover tonight, the impending shutdown of the federal government, which is the subject of tonight's special presentation. ♪ >> for those just joining the story in progress our government is going to shut down in 57 of your earth minutes. because the house republicans are refusing to fund the government, unless the rest of congress delays implementation of the affordable care act, also kno

some clearly chose you looks like a few may not have. what do you think about yourself as a leader using that assessment? >> guest: first of all, i don't classify myself as an articulate and competent. i do classify myself as articulate as i can describe what i want. i can describe the vision. i can get enthusiastic. i was clearly always very passionate about the business i was then. i think thanks to my training in the marine corps and also my early training at general motors and later training and ford, i.e. large american on the mobile companies. i had a think a pretty impeccable sense of business ethics, what you do and what you don't do. i think on the integrity front bypass. i certainly think i am a creative person. so i was easily -- i found it easy to come up with new ideas and new solutions to old problems so i give myself a high score on not. i think there's probably a better theater than i was subordinate because i found i had a lifelong problem of not being able to tolerate fools gladly and at times when i was working for a leader wh

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if you do this you need to have a good financial planner and a good tax adviser on your side so you do make any mistakes. >> you can go to new focus .com chand burton. >> i want to talk a little bit about corporate benefits. a lot of people moan and groan about their employers and do not know that their employer may offer perks. so, i was looking at a company. at this one company in the bay area they offer medical and dental. if you ever go to a therapist, that could be 100 to $200 a visit to. medical, is 250 to $4 a month. you can get free flu shots, exercise class as and sometimes they have a flexible spending accounts. they have paid time off you can get up to 31 and will paid days off for you do not even have to come to work and still get paid. life- insurance is a very critical attack have. >> they are low levels of insurance but it is insurance nonetheless. some companies have perks what they can help you adopt a child. some of them offer low-cost home insurance, car insurance. >> i asked one company how many of their employees take advantage of the 401k and some of them stated t

i miss doris day. >> you do? you know, and i miss annette funicello. ♪ where the boys are >> we can go back to this topic in a minute. since you're in the mood for music, what would be better than ihoda. before we play this, if you're a new york states fan, whether you're 80 -- >> connie francis, sorry. >> whether you're 80, 90, whether you're a teenager, black, white, there's a halftime song every new orleans saints fan knows. >> what if you're not a new orleans saints fan? >> then you're going to enjoy it just because. here it is. it's by the ying yang twins. everyone knows this song. ♪ >> okay, okay, okay, hold on. look. i can feel it in the dome. the saints are doing so well too. ♪ >> wake me when it's over. shoot me. >> stand up and get crunk? >> what is crunk? is that crazy drunk? what a lovely, lovely concept. >> the saints games are so fun. when this song cranks up -- we do have to talk about miley one second. she finally has spoken out. >> she's going to be with us on monday. she's going to be hosting "s

that you do heroin? no, i'm saying, like you've put so much out there, reverend lev would you deny people an opportunity to watch the reunion? now what are you going to do? because at 37 it's tiring to see the bootie twerking. they need to wipe the slate clean and start with younger, fresher "basketball wives." [ applause ] >> wendy: and evelyn, i'm so sorry you didn't keep that shoe store opened that you had at season 1 because that was supposed to be your backup plan that at least you have your shoe store and, you know, a business. now, i don't know what she's going to do but apparently whatever it is, it's not going to be on reality tv. and for that i clap. [ applause ] >> wendy: okay. there is this new movie about princess di and i can't wait to see it. first of all, i can't believe -- because did you know that she had a secret two-year affair with a pakistani insurgent? you see, now, i knew this. oh, he's just a regular joe. he didn't want to continue being involved because the paparazzi were everywh

>> yes. >> do you think you could do a little bit of the speech for us right now? yeah. >> go for it. >> you don't have to answer that question. >> i'll answer the question. you want answers. >> i think i'm entitled. >> you want answers? >> i want the truth. >> you can't handle the truth. [ applause ] >> i want the truth. >> you can't handle the truth. >>> it is safe to say something went down before this happened. this is in australia. this man has what looks to be like a stun gun. he chases himself and he chases his friends. he keeps going. >> the person laughed so hard it seemed to go sideways. >> it was like this was the funniest thing they have ever done. >> there is beer in front of him. his friend that he stunned gets ahold of the stun gun and starts getting the guy again. >> the best part is that they are not kids. >> i have to give it them thatcollapse. you don't fall over. >> i don't want to own this brand of stun gun. if you can just do this and laugh, it is not going to help. >> it wasn't the stun gun that made him fall over, it was the fact that he cou

do? >> get a short code and promote it. yout someone to opt into the loyalty program, text join to 51515 to get texts. >> where do i get the shortcode? >> you can use pavea service. there is a few sites where you buy the short code. the short code is replacing the domain name. instead of your website address everywhere, you see small businesses put their short code everywhere. on signage you walk into a retail store, you see it on bus ads, print ads. >> what kind of things do i give? is it the same kind of marketing i would use on e-mail. do i give coupon codes. i see $10 off 30 when you spend $30. is that the kind of messaging you want to put snoout? >> text is how we communicate with our loved ones. you're delivering text marketing, you want to do something valuable. exclusive content, cool coupons and personalize it so the message you might get from j.j. is based on something you might have bought before, or something that is catered to your interests. >> it is interesting, because when we talk about marketing, and social si

how do you approach it? ou say "my god, i'm going to choose those things that i'm so passionate about, that i so much want to do, so i so much want to share. >> well, it would be nice if you could do that and you do that to some degree but i think basically what i have to do is i have to move slowly and steadily increasing balancing styles of repertoire, things that the company needs, things that i need which are usually the same and just keeping us stimulated along the tracks we were on before i fell. and it's tricky because planning is done several years in advance and so many people asked me how i chose these three opportunities and it wasn't really like that. it was one by one the ones i was supposed to conduct i didn't because it wasn't -- i wasn't ready for conducting yet. and when i did -- when we projected that we thought it would work then the best choice and the best layout for me would be these three pieces and that's how we're doing it. >> rose: currently among your favorite or -- >> oh, always. >

you don't want to be a liar, do you, car sflos >> we don't do that here. >> stephen: have you signed up for obamacare? >> >> i have not. >> stephen: you have not? >> we provide our employees for health care. >> stephen: interesting, so it's good for the little people but not carlos rodriguez. >> if we ever needed obamacare and it wasn't provided by my employer i would enroll. >> stephen: i'm a deeply religious catholic and i don't believe in contraception. can you guarantee me the money that i gave obamacare will not go to provide contraception for sluts? (laughter) >> we do not have any control over what health care -- where the money for the health care goes. >> stephen: do you have any control over the sluts? >> i have no control over any individual. >> stephen: okay, well if obamacare is the law of the land let's get to it. okay, i'll just drop my trou here. >> stephen: we don't do exams here at the food bank. we just provide you with health care so you can have access to a doctor. >> stephen: let me get straight: you're telling me you don't want to cut my balls? >> i do not want

do you not like that part or do you as well? rex i do. most writers are introverts. they do not want to deal with anybody. i used to front a rock 'n roll band. i used -- i like to shake it out and give a performance. i go onstage in a darkened theater and i read as an actor. it brings people back to the first voice they ever heard. in my case it was my mother who taught me how to read. i love to be sitting here with you and to be doing interviews and meeting the readers. that is a great thing but i can't shut that off what i have to go home and write another book. >> you spent so much time and i know this because i do see you once a year. it is like a standing engagement. someone from t.c.'s office will call. "the new york times" is chomping at the bit to review it. you are writing so much, do have time to read and if you do them like tooes t.c. boyle read? >> i cannot read while i am writing because someone else's voice creeps in. you have to keep your tone and attitude over the course of year or however long it takes. writing short stories which i will be doing sho

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you think? do you think we're gonna have sex tonight? hell, yeah. hing, and then--then-- then we can do-- we'll just do the restaurant thing first. yeah, that's good. probably get soup or something light. hi. i just don't get it. what don't you get? why is she marrying andy? angela's not really a risk taker. and andy's not really a risk. that's really fattening. no, it's lettuce. it's time to go? no. oh. no. reservations are at 8:00, so we've got, like, an hour 45 minutes. [sighs] [goofy voice] i'm a crazy 8. i'm crazy. [goofy voice] you're crazy. go crazy. oh, i forgot my keys. do you need 'em? yeah, let's go grab them. all right. oh, after vous. thank vous. [chuckling] what? oh! [kissing] (holly) i didn't forget my keys. i just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. [kissing] do you think they can hear us? (michael) not if we turn these dials [getting louder] all the way down. [whispeng] now they can't hear us at all. (holly) oh, good. (michael) we're totally alone. [holly giggling] can i help you? ahem. excuse me. hi. uh, i want

why--why would you do that? e told us the stories, but i didn't wanna get scared. and i had no problem with leprechauns. oh, great, great, so you could sleep, and i could-- stay up all night waiting for those little monsters to come and take me to their nest. robert: nest? that's right, nest. hey, listen, i'm sorry, ok? don't think i didn't hate myself for it. don't forget, at that time, i thought you might be half spider. you know, in those days, when i was running information to dad, i think the guilt was the cause of my occasional bedwetting. all right. look, whatever. it was a long time ago. yeah, but it was wrong. we're supposed to stick together, right? i mean, we're brothers. yeah, well, brothers do those kind of things. not good ones. all right, listen. i gotta tell you something. you never wet your bed. i used to... i used to wait until you fell asleep, and then i'd pour a glass of water in there with you. what?! what?! heh heh heh heh heh. i--i didn't wanna always look like a baby, you know, calling for

you can go out there and you can do it but you can only do it but you cancan only do it if you register for a live event. register register for a live event right now, take action. mike congratulation's.. thank you very much. get out there keep on going. you guys go register for a live event. while we're going to make more money now. >> i started this year off unemployment checks, and after six weeks i made $45,000, and i can make $45,000 every month. armando, you've changed my life. thank you. >> so, i am here with carol, and carol, how old are you? >> i'm 68 years young. >> she's 68 years young-- great answer-- and how long ago did you go to my live event? >> about three and a half months ago. >> three and a half months, and how many deals have you done since going to the live event? >> three of 'em. >> three deals. >> yes. >> three deals in three and a ha months, and approximately how much profit do you have? >> on the average, between 35- to5,00per deal. >> $35- to $45,000, so you're saying-- let's go small. let's say that you only have $35,000 each, right? >> o.k. >> that's over $1

you. i didn't do anything wrong. i'm sure you didn't do anything wrong, hulk. little bit of a temper on you there, huh, hulk? don't call me that. says here you're supposed to be in the state hospital. when did you get out? okay, when did you stop taking your meds? i don't remember. do you remember why i want to talk to you, bernard? no. no? well, let's see if i can't refresh your memory, okay? you see that picture? is that you? i think so. you think so? i think so, too. and what about this? do you remember this girl? yeah? what do you remember about her, bernard? she was nice. she was nice. do you remember what you did to this nice girl, bernard? i didn't do anything to her. yes, you did. no, i didn't. yes, you did. look at me, bernard. you hurt this nice girl. no, i didn't. yes, you did. i liked her. i... you pushed her on the tracks she was nice to me! in front of a train and you killed her. no, i didn't! look at the picture. look at it! right there. that's what you did to her, bernard. that's not what happened! yes, you did. yes, it is that's not what happene

>> for long-term investors you do nothing. if you're investing much leverage, if you have get the you're using to fund your investments, that is risky because the market could drop jim% to more and bounceback. if you have to leverage position you could lose money in the meantime. gerri: any investment that is a default group? >> not really. maybe you ought to be in the eurozone bonds, but who would want to of those? i don't really know. gerri: it stay home, stay safe. >> avoid debt. coca-cola will come of this fine. the price may drop in the meantime. just cannot be forced to sell it. don't have leverage. if you're a long-term investor sit tight and that these guys in washington -- gerri: to whatever they're going to do. gerri: they're messing with their retirement. we are not happy. >> not at all. gerri: good to see you. a lot more still to come including the truth behind the elusive scholarship your son or daughter is trying to get. next, how do you do that, the best way to have a healthy home as cold weather sets in. ♪ so i

how you doing? now, mr. thomas, we need to understand, what was your relationship with miss henderson? it was just like a friendship, one-night thing, you know how it be. some nights. henderson: oh, my god. judge lake: i'm gonna need you to repeat that. thomas: i just said... a little louder. like a one-night thing, you know how it might be some nights. you might get drunk, be with somebody. might turn you on, it just happens. right, and it was i turning you on. judge lake: okay, so it was a one-night stand. yes. judge lake: so, either you or your cousin, mr. goodson, is the father. yes, ma'am. judge lake: thank you so much, mr. thomas. you may have a seat. miss torry, let me go to your story. basically, me and charles have been talking for some years now. i met him through my cousin, cause she was dating one of his people. and he said he was looking for somebody to talk to. and basically, i was in a locked-up facility where i could only come out on weekends. and we end up having sex during the weekend. and e

you do? do you keep letting him pay?o. but here's the point. a lady shouldn't expect it. i think a man should pay but a lady shouldn't expect it. >> a lady can pay by inviting him to her apartment for dinner. not for that. you pervert, no. just to make dinner for him. every man loves that. >> i think it is tough for women in the position that they're in today to want equality in every other area, and then in a relationship say, but i don't want to contribute in that area. i think that sends out a confused message. i think for women -- especially since you guys have more money than us now. so for most women in that position, once they get into the relationship, if they want to be there, then they should be contributing. by the way, it is a guy's prerogative, if he wants to insist he pays for everything, she has the choice to let him. i think the expectation is what ruins relationships. >> i think it changes the dynamic of the relationship. >> if you don't like a guy, don't pick up the check. >> okay. >> if you don't like

you, what do you remember? do you remember the losses or the wins? >> that's a good one. i could tell you about the losses we've had. we have games that you never forget. but remember we lost a city game and i came home and i put my head under the pillow. >> rose: under the pillow. >> oh, absolutely. i was going no where. and my wife came in and says what's wrong with you. i said we lost 5-1. she said know, y y couldn't have lost 5- 1. it was a mad one. >> rose: your wife is wonderful and you told me a story the other night about. they're putting a statue up of you and they got it under the hood and she comes to you and you said to her, who dodoou think should be here for the presentation. maybe prince williams. >> she said prince williams, and i said no. i'm standing there and he announces my wife. i couldn't believe it. >> rose: she never told you. >> she doesn't go to the games either. >> rose: she wouldn't go to the games. >> no. >> rose: why would she not come. >> he's not comfortable. >> rose: so she's get

you? >> i'm doing great, thank you. >> great, i hear you're doing fantastic, everybody has told me that you are tearing it up, that these are, this is one of the properties that you've purchased, right? >> absolutely. >> and how long ago did you purchase this property? >> purchased it about three weeks ago. >> and how much profit do you have on it? >> we have about 43,000 in profit. >> and how long ago did you go to one of my live events? >> it was just six weeks ago. >> six weeks ago. can you imagine what your life would be like making $43,000 right now in less than six weeks? now, i hear that's not the only property that you've purchased, that you have a couple of others that you've already purchased and profited from? >> that's correct, we have from the three properties that we've already purchased and profited from, about $133,000. >> $133,000, and you're sitting there on your couch going, "why am i sitting here on my couch just watching an infomercial?" why aren't you picking up the phone, taking action? call the phone number on the bottom of your screen, come to one of my live events,

you think, nation, do you believe that love is bigger than this shutdown? (cheers and applause) do you believe-- do you believe i should marry mike and myelin on my show! >> yeah! well then the nation has spoken. jimmy, we're having a wedding! (cheers and applause) >> government shutdown wedding of the century. friends, family, nation, we come together tonight for the marriage of mike and myelin. please welcome tonight's groom mike and his groomsmen! (cheers and applause) mike, thank you. good to see you. take your place, right over there. all right. okay. mike, how are you feeling. >> wicked excited. >> stephen: all right. stay frosty, mike, long night. first thing first, guy, bachelor party. let's do this thing. all right, all right. (cheers and applause) ready? bros before hose. let's do it. (cheers and applause) there you go, all right, guys, all right, this is camei, she's a stripper. we don't have time for camei, thank you so much, sorry about that. all right. who is the best man. >> he couldn't make it. >> stephen: no problem. i got a celebrity to sta

you are not sick. why do you always do this? , look, between you and me, mervis kind of bugs me. okay, first of all, it's merle. mervis isn't a name. mervis is a sound. and second of all, he's-- he's my partner's father. okay? you're coming. okay, dad, why don't you settle in? we don't have plans until dinner tonight with jay and gloria. i-i don't like that guy. what? that's-- you like everybody. not jay. the guy rubs me the wrong way. okay. well, you know what? i'm gonna chalk this up to jet lag for you because it's not like you at all. okay, you have to make an effort. it's my partner's father. now give me the growl that means "okay." (growls) good. did you know walt had a daughter he was completely estranged from? his lawyer said she wouldn't even honor his last request to toss his dog tags in the ocean. can you imagine? phil, do we really have to go through this again? i told you, i would do everything possible to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college. no, it's just sad. that's half of w

campbell, did you do the same? >> that's correct. >> was that an end-to-end system test that crossed every organizational boundary? or was that by the segment of which you controlled in the process? your segment of the contract? ms. campbell? >> i would have to go back and find out exactly, but i believe it was from wherever our system touched other parts of secure systems within -- >> mr. slavitt? you don't know the answer to that. >> we had a complete test -- that meets the standards i believe misty. our systems as matter of source don't hold data. they transport the data through it. >> you're familiar with the various levels of cyberweaknesses in any system, right? a boundary being the weakest point. so when you say you don't hold information, that is a very low standard in order to protect information. i don't have to be where it's held to obtain t are you aware that have? >> correct. >> what are you doing for security on advanced persistent threats? how is that checked? who is your independent contractor? did y

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>> um, when you say justified, do you, do you mean that in a good way or in a bad way? do you think we as taxpayers should spend millions of dollars turning polar bears into solar bears? >> we shouldn't. but it's just we, do it indirectly, you know what i mean. cars we drive. things we do, stuff we throw out, don't recycle. it just happens you. know. >> itch you could save one species, which would it be, the polar bear or the solar bear? >> i would -- the solar bear, it's not too many of them, so i would have to say the solar bear. i mean, it's, it's -- there is some polar bears out there. the solar bear, it's, i don't think there is a good percentage of them living in the world still. >> they're so cute. >> yeah. the solar bear. >> what did you think of al gore's recent speech condemning polar bears. >> glad i didn't vote for him now that you told me that. >> who did you vote for instead? >> i voted for al gore -- barack obama. yeah. barack obama. >> how bad did barack obama beat al gore in the election? >> it was close, close margin. >> with the global warming happeni

do you have any siblings? i have a brother and a sister. >> do they have the same problems when they were growing up? >> i imagine so. but both of them, their chinese is better than mine. >> how do you converse with your mom back home? >> she speaks to me in chinese. >> how about the trip? when was the first time you were in taiwan? >> when i was a baby, to see my grandpa. >> when was the first trip in taiwan that you still retain memories of? >> it was when i was in elementary school. i went to taiwan for summer school. i remember back then the teachers were allowed to [indiscernible] if you were late. >> i bet that was an eye-opening experience. >> this is so different from america. they are allowed to -- [indiscernible] [laughter] yes, with chopsticks. but i was glad i was exposed to that. i really feel half american, half chinese. even though i may not look like it, i love it. >> now you are at least bilingual, right? >> yes. >> do you intend to pick up another language along the way? >> i don't think i ne

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try to operational eyes quickly and you try to scale to have multiple people doingthings. that's not going to get you far. >> how do you know that point when you start expanding your internal team to meet your external demand? >> i would think of it from a perspective, if you're a people business and service business, an unconventional way is to fire your customers. if you look at some of your worst customers, the ones taking up your time, they're not making your money, not worth the time of your good people, how do you focus on your best customers, give them the best service, create longer term engagements, higher price products that provide more value for both of you. >> it's hard to do. emotionally it's hard to say i don't want to work with you as a small business? >> very hard. i've never seen anyone regret it. it's always taken them to a new level. >> finally, this question about trying to keep your business fresh. >> as a 37-year-old organization, how do you continuously innovate the organization, not only as product but as people? >> it's a great question. in

and how do you -- how do you give access. i don't get it. >> it is difficult. >> it is difficult. >> park service should be ashamed of themselves. >> i'm not ashamed. >> you should be. >> this woman is doing her job. just like me. a 30 year federal veteran. >> the reason you are -- >> no, because the government won't dupe its job and pass the budget. >> jimmy: that seems like a fun scene. why is he yelling at a park ranger. shame on you for doing what i made you do. by the way, a flag pin isn't enough. you have to go with the whole full flagpole growing out of the pocket like an orchid. you know, we might, we might not be feeling the effects of the shutdown yet, the 800,000 so-called nonessential government employees out of work all of a sudden are. to help out in a small way, i hired two of them to work at show the today. timothy mamone, quality assurance specialist for the department of defense, and giselle ryan, public health investigator for the cdc, an important job today. today we sent them across the street to the thea

i did the ironing. >> rose: do you really. oh you have somebody to do the ironing, don't you? >> no, i think it's very -- >> rose: therapeutic? >> i think it induces ideas to do a repetitive activity that is not connected with writing. >> rose: so while you're there ironing your mind is wandering all over the landscape? >> well, we don't like to put it that way. >> rose: how do you like to put it? >> it is thinking in a focus way about something else. >> rose: are you unlocking a part of your brain that is -- your unconscious brain? >> yeah, i want to say it's something like that but everybody will tell you it's the same thing. >> rose: that they have great ideas when they're not thinking about it? >> it's the eureka path tub moment. you know, archimedes. >> rose: have you had many eureka bathtub moments? >> not in the bathtub. i like to read in the bathtub. >> rose: while ironing? >> the occasional idea. gardening, digging. >> rose: gardening would be good i would think. >> gardening is good. >> rose: because it gets you outside. that's better. >> yes, as well as you get food.