i told you. >> i mean i'm just... what do you want to do? what do you want to do? test. joy -- >> look at me in my eyes and tell me you are sorry >> what do you think this is? >> kirk: joy, joy, s passed the test >> i don't care i ain't going to look her in the eyes. i got $650 gone why am i going to apologize. and she sit there and lie to me >> kirk: she passed the test >> she lie because she had somebody in my house and she did not tell me that nobody was in the house. >> kirk: listen it y have been the ghost it wasn't her >> there ain't no damn ghost. really? ok. whatever. need to get my $650 and get a week to get them up. how about that >> you go find it. >> you got a week >> kirk: what are you doing? joy >> i'm not playing with you >> kirk: i'm not playing with you, either. quit threatening her >> i'm not threatening her. >> kirk: let me tell you something. can i tell you something? can i tell you something as a friend? when you threaten someone when there are seven cameras around -- you just threatened her e i do not give threats and i say it i'm straight up

[applause] hi. >> how you doing? kirk: so jessica, you created life 9 months ago with this gentleman? >> yes. >> look at him. >> kirk: have you spent time with this child? >> no, i haven't. how can i spend time with a child when everytime i contact her she don't answer her phone. i reach out on facebook and she don't reply. >> kirk: do you think it's yours? >> i want to know. after you had him i came to spend time with him >> when you seen the baby. the thing that made me mad you came and seen my baby when i brought him from the hospital with another girl. i don't know that might have been you it was a girl that you was supposed to have been cheating on me with while i was pregnant >> i asked about that and the thing is -- i asked about that but the think is he said -- >> no, i was not cheating on you with her. second of all, since you was two months and we were standing -- owe >> it came from your sisters >> did you not tell me that you was with somebody else? who was cheating? >> no, that is the word you said. we b

do i give it to you now, or do we wait till christmas? o me now, i could actually take pictures during christmas. like, i could bring it to my office holiday party. i guess. and i could take a picture of you doing your traditional santa stuck in the fireplace gag. that should be captured on film, yes. wait here. it's in the closet. tv: hey, looks like more passengers this trip. ah, keep your fingers crossed. we may have some luck. you turned on the tv? i'm giving you a gift! i'm sorry. ok, ok. all right. well, anyways, merry christmas. and just remember, if we could have held out till christmas morning, there'd be a beautiful bow on that plastic bag. oh, it is so nice! you like it? yeah, i love it. see, i knew you'd like it, 'cause it's got a wrist strap, and it's also-- you can hook it up to your belt. and it comes with batteries. but like, whatever, you know. whatever. this is a great camera. you did really good. thank you. so if i guess what you got me, can i get it now? ok! a snow saucer? sure i can't get you anything, lou? some 'nilla

you feel, do you lose something off the ball? do you more likely make more mistakes with it. >> you make a lot of mistakes when you go past a number of pitches buzz -- because now yoe getting tired. it's like a sprinter, sprinter for 200 yards he's good for that but if you pass 300, he can't do it. >> rose: his whole body is geared, propulsion come at 200 meters. >> that's a closer, that's what we do, you know. one inning, two innings most. we work for that. when you pass three innings, now there innings is pushing. you're getting to the margin where you will now make a lot of mistakes because you're getting tired. >> rose: did you fear any hitter. >> no, i didn't fear a hitter. >> rose: did anybody fear you at all. >> no, no. >> rose: nobody. nobody that, anybody whose hitting 360. >> i will put it like this. the only guy i didn't want to face when tough situation comes, it was edgar martinez. the reason because i couldn't get him out. i couldn't get him out. it didn't matter how i threw the ball, i couldn't get him out. >> rose:

have a pre-nup or do you not have a pre-nup do you live with the guy did not live with the guy when do you get divorced and who gets the kids all of those are where we are in this complex world of you know first marriages second marriages children stepchildren half siblings and all the other things where are you laid to rest up you know where it is oh you're in the middle you're into it so i pose questions on what would you say twice a month and you tell me your stories i want to hear your stories maybe some of your stories in the way you've handled your finances your stepchildren your former spouse whatever issue is that they were talking about maybe it will help somebody else maybe it'll guide so i'm great and i'm having a good time with it it's like a voyeur into somebody else's life are you technologically savvy absolutely not i mean i've never tweeted twittered oh i trust you do i don't know how to do that i did i don't type it but i did do you dictated to somebody that does or does not well you know i don't know how to do it well i don't know how to do what i'm supposed to look

which one do you love? which one do i like? i love when you do de niro. >> jimmy: i don't do de niro. but, thank you very much. that's great. i'm glad you're a fan. but i -- i really do love -- can you do something, like, something like if i give you a thing, can you just do it? like, improv it? >> oh, yeah, yeah. like impression roulette. >> jimmy: yes. >> all right. >> jimmy: yes, yes. let's do aaron neville ordering a pizza. >> okay, aaron neville ordering a pizza. >> jimmy: yeah. >> can i have a -- ♪ [ vocalizing ] ♪ can i get a 15 inch cheese and sausage with crawdads and dirty rice ♪ ♪ oh and before i forget do you take credit cards ♪ ♪ cocoa butter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that he says cocoa butter. >> cocoa butter. yeah. >> jimmy: cocoa butter. that's what he says before he hangs up. he says cocoa butter. oh, my gosh. i love you, buddy. thank you for being here tonight. you're awesome. horatio sanz. we love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: we have a fu

so why would you do that? do you want to be with fannie? >> i do. know that. >> when it's convenient for you. >> no, it's never convenient for me. but like we're really doing a test. >> the only time you've ever cheated was with the one woman. >> yes. >> do you believe that? >> i don't. >> okay. all right. next, fannie isn't the only one who thinks vincent needs to stop rolling with honeys and homies and get his act together. we'll meet vincent's older brother raymond when we come back. >> next on the test -- >> somebody trying to bash you. get it [bleep] right. now you want to be -- is that for real? >> vincent. vincent. 88888888jñjñjnxñññwóóó >>> do you like action? >> who do you mea you want to witness shocking results? if you're in the l.a. area and would like to be in the studio audience for a taping of "the test," go to "thetesttv.com. >> the following program contains mature subject matter. rescuer discretion is advised. -- viewer discretion is advised. [applause] >> welcome back. fannie says she wants to know if vincent, her boyfriend of four

how did you do? celebrate than with an e-cigarette. >> that's right. thank you. sorry, i almost lost track of that. >> jimmy: you realize how insanely ridiculous this is going to look in eight years, right? >> i feel like, i feel like i have finally found the perfect place to smoke this. it's here. >> jimmy: here on tv. let me try it. i want to see what is going on. do you mind? ♪ will arnett! "the millers" premieres thursday at 8:30 on cbs. we'll be right back with clark gregg. ♪ i am stuck on band-aid brand 'cause band-aid's stuck on me ♪ [ female announcer ] band-aid brand waterproof tough-strips. designed with a four-sided seal. they're waterproof, shielding out water, dirt, and germs. ♪ 'cause band-aid helps heal me ♪ [ female announcer ] use with neosporin antibiotic. choose your experience. choose your flavor. [ humming ] a tingling spearmint. [ ice crackling ] a cooling peppermint. 5 gum. stimulate your senses. [ camera shutters clicking, crowd groans ] no. closer. ♪ ♪ i am a veggie, i am so t

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>> yes, i do. >> kirk: do you know how to do that? seeked help in the past and i failed >> kirk: the first thing you need to seek is being honest. and maybe get a job that you stick with. you know. you don't have to go right into the marines but stop saying you a marine, you are going to say it to a real marine and he is going to lay you out quick. a real marine is put his life on the line for you and everyone here. and they don't take it lightly >> i know >> kirk: if you pick a lie pick one that isn't going to get you beat down >> and something i want to say. all right. yes, i put you two together because i thought you would be great together. you need to stop with the drinking, mom. williams is going to end up just like me. he is going to have the mentality that he is unwanted and abandoned because you abandoned me. do you want him that way? >> no. >> i want william to have the life i never had. i want him to go to college. all right. i want him to wake up in the morning and going to bed at night not having to smell alcohol. could y

you can go out there and you can do it but you can only do it but you cancan only do it if you registeror a live event. register register for a live event right now, take action. mike congratulation's.. thank you very much. get out there keep on going. you guys go register for a live event. while we're going to make more money now. >> i started this year off unemployment checks, and after six weeks i made $45,000, and i can make $45,000 every month. armando, you've changed my life. thank you. >> so, i am here with carol, and carol, how old are you? >> i'm 68 years young. >> she's 68 years young-- great answer-- and how long ago did you go to my live event? >> about three and a half months ago. >> three and a half months, and how many deals have you done since going to the live event? >> three of 'em. >> three deals. >> yes. >> three deals in three and a half months, and approximately how much profit do you have? >> on the average, between 35- to 45,000 per deal. >> $35- to $45,000, so you're saying-- let's go small. let's say that you only have $35,000 each, right? >> o.k. >> that's ove

which of your many jobs were you doing today? were you teaching, acting? shooting a movie in vancouver right now but i fly back once a week to teach. >> that's unbelievable. do the students -- is it a very popular class? is it hard to get in? >> i don't have anything to do with admissions. it's a graduate class. >> it's not like, you know -- >> it's not like tons of screaming kids outside. >> it's not like a huge economic class. >> what do they call you? is it formal? >> i'm pretty relaxed. i teach a graduate film class at ucla. i teach a screen writing class at ucla. i do a screen writing class but i hate screen writing classes where you just write screen plays and that's it. a screen play is not the final thing. the final thing is the movie, right? so i have them adapt novel s they bring in a scene and i have actors and we film it in class and then i have a switcher, i have four cameras going in class and i have a switch room and we cut them all together. >> you do it almost live? >> it's actually super fun. >> that does sound like a lot of fun. >> we mig

you can go out there and you can do it but you can only do it but you cancan only do it if you register for a live event. register register for a live event right now, take action. mike congratulation's.. thank you very much. get out there keep on going. you guys go register for a live event. while we're going to make more money now. >> i started this year off unemployment checks, and after six weeks i made $45,000, and i can make $45,000 every month. armando, you've changed my life. thank you. >> so, i am here with carol, and carol, how old are you? >> i'm 68 years young. >> she's 68 years young-- great answer-- and how long ago did you go to my live event? >> about three and a half months ago. >> three and a half months, and how many deals have you done since going to the live event? >> three of 'em. >> three deals. >> yes. >> three deals in three and a half months, and approximately how much profit do you have? >> on the average, between 35- to 45,000 per deal. >> $35- to $45,000, so you're saying-- let's go small. let's say that you only have $35,000 each, right? >> o.k. >> that's o

you what do you what does gina say i will do this what do you have to like it's very it's kind of a weird random gut reaction i sometimes i'll read something and i just see how to do it as i'm reading it and immediately i connect or sometimes if it's a part that i read that really scares me that i might a high can play that why would i want to play that and i really push it away in a very aggressive way i ultimately realize oh i think i have to play it for a b. and c. reasons. you particularly. well i mean i like what i like and i love doing comedy and i love doing drama i love doing weird parts it's really a combination if it's a direct if the director's amazing i'll do anything with you like theater i loved it or that's what i was raised and brought up on tell me about killer joe movie i loved i was captured by hard to believe it was a play yeah did you have a chance to do the play to you know it's i never did that it's the one project i would say in my career that actually really scared me when i read it they sent it to me as a play all of that on a tele projec

you. and we can't do this anymore. e can't liveike this and i'm moving farther away now and we need to like move on and be sisters >> kirk: the past was the past and she is clean now you should help her with her sobriety. can we make a fresh start today and build this sisterhood? >> i think we can handle it >> kirk: give her a hug. let's see that. we are not done yet we will be right back with more from "the people across america are experiencing the amazing shine of finish quantum, voting it product of the year, better homes and garden's best new dishwasher detergent, and now it has the good housekeeping seal, giving finish quantum more honors than ever before. finish quantum delivers amazing clean and shine, which cascade actionpacs just can't do. take the finish shine challenge and for a limited time, try it free! [applause] [777] >> kirk: sometimes on "the test" you don't always get the answer that you want. you found out that the crush was with her. but even with that truth you seem to have realized that love is im

if you do this you need to have a good financial planner and a good tax adviser on your side so you do make any mistakes. >> you can go to new focus .com chand burton. >> i want to talk a little bit about corporate benefits. a lot of people moan and groan about their employers and do not know that their employer may offer perks. so, i was looking at a company. at this one company in the bay area they offer medical and dental. if you ever go to a therapist, that could be 100 to $200 a visit to. medical, is 250 to $4 a month. you can get free flu shots, exercise class as and sometimes they have a flexible spending accounts. they have paid time off you can get up to 31 and will paid days off for you do not even have to come to work and still get paid. life- insurance is a very critical attack have. >> they are low levels of insurance but it is insurance nonetheless. some companies have perks what they can help you adopt a child. some of them offer low-cost home insurance, car insurance. >> i asked one company how many of their employees take advantage of the 401k and some of them stated t

do you want to get clean? do you want to start your fight today? does your ex deny he is the father of your baby? do you want to prove he is the father with dna? if you want to put your ex to the test call... [applause] >> i want to hear what she has to say. >> ken, hold on, come here. hold on. >> kirk: mckenzie. mckenzie. this is all part of it, mckenzie. this is all part of it. just remembering who you are and who you want to be. i mean this is a crucial time. just take deep breaths it is ok. >> they don't realize that the reason i'm doing that is because what i've been through and my family. >> kirk: whatever you've been through right now you are just surrounded by love. ok? because with you getting that is the start for you to just take that step. we don't want to you hit rock bottom where it's death. >> i know. i'm not going to >> kirk: you don't know that. >> i've been so depressed for so long and so angry with people. >> kirk: let me tell you one thing. part of being able and dealing with that anger is being in touch with your feelings and yo

of course you can you do all the time. >> rose: that's what you have to do, you negotiate with your enemies. >> you negotiate in a clever way. you're not blinded by them. you remember reagan said trust and verify. i say distrust, dismantle and verify. you can do that but then you've got to put the right pieces in place and not allow them to fool you. and the second point is yes you should keep a credible military option all the time because ultimately that is what got the sanctions to work. >> rose: there's nothing in your dna that would allow you to be prime minister of israel when iran has the capacity under no circumstances would you allow that to happen. >> that's correct. >> rose: does israel today have the capacity to stop it. some people say yes the united states does but israel cannot. all israel can do is delay. >> do you know something, i'll give you a state secret here on the charlie rose show. the u.s. has a stronger military than israel but don't short change israel either. i wouldn't go beyond that. i never do, i'm about the only israeli that talks about our military capabilit

you know, it's your thang. do what you want to do. >> hey, you okay? >> my coaching days are over.oat. >> oh, come on, now. i'm not gonna gloat. maybe a little. [ laughs ] hey, cora, why did you think it was a good idea to hide the football from the other team all the time? >> why is that illegal every time? >> because it's the rules. >> oh! >> hey, cora, it's football. now, it's a combination of toughness... >> ow! >> ...and working together as a team...and also respecting each other. i know i can do a better job at that. >> oh, so you did learn a little something. >> yes. thank you. >> ah! >> [ chuckles ] hey, say, cora, you know, i still could use a good assistant coach. >> really? even after all that? >> yeah. >> wow. >> brown, you got the job. >> oh, yes. all right, everybody! get up! i know y'all just played. we're gonna break it down on 3. 1, 2, 3, break down! wah! 1, 2, 3, break down! wah! now give me 20. ah, there he is. there's my boy. morning, arthur. you want some, uh, pancakes? no, no, no. i just want to sit here and drink you in. all right. arthur. don't mind me. eat,

you by how? how, they say? how do you sit across from that guy? funding also provided by it is just -- it is just i find it so repellent and you are almost endorsing him by giving him a platform and do you really like this guy? i mean, come on! and also by arby's. >> arby's. isn't there anywhere else we can eat? what is that over there? that sagas station. all right. fine. arby's. but obviously i mean, i wonder if we are writing up to the time of the show. oh, we are writing, baby! we are doing it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] >> jon: it is like an insurrection in here, in 2003 -- i have a transcript of the o'reilly show. it is obviously one-story we are going to cover tonight, the impending shutdown of the federal government, which is the subject of tonight's special presentation. ♪ >> for those just joining the story in progress our government is going to shut down in 57 of your earth minutes. because the house republicans are refusing to fund the government, unless the rest of congress delays implementation of the affordable care act, also kno

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some clearly chose you looks like a few may not have. what do you think about yourself as a leader using that assessment? >> guest: first of all, i don't classify myself as an articulate and competent. i do classify myself as articulate as i can describe what i want. i can describe the vision. i can get enthusiastic. i was clearly always very passionate about the business i was then. i think thanks to my training in the marine corps and also my early training at general motors and later training and ford, i.e. large american on the mobile companies. i had a think a pretty impeccable sense of business ethics, what you do and what you don't do. i think on the integrity front bypass. i certainly think i am a creative person. so i was easily -- i found it easy to come up with new ideas and new solutions to old problems so i give myself a high score on not. i think there's probably a better theater than i was subordinate because i found i had a lifelong problem of not being able to tolerate fools gladly and at times when i was working for a leader wh

he skies her as being unconscious but you do hear her moan, you hear her cry a little bit but you don't really hear her say anything. >> do we know why she hit the pole? >> it seems like it was just an accident. they're waiting for her condition to improve until they can ask questions as to what happened. she's in stable condition. >> and rodriguez did suffer some burns on his hand. >> thank god he got there in the nick of time. >> this is a video from our friends in los angeles. you see this man in the blue shirt trying to buy a cigarette for the 1.41. when he paid for it, he only produced $1. he tried to reach for the cigarette and she takes it and then he does this. and then he walked out like it's no big deal. >> he's scared to death. he walks away. >> there's three big guys. did anybody do anything? >> i assume nobody did anything. he got away and the clerk ended up with a black eye. hopefully somebody does help capture this field because there's a clear tape. >> in ireland a customer at a sports store ended up with this video. apparently according to police, this man and the man s

what do you put on that board? i see the wheels spinning, the spark of creat-- how do they get the lead in pencils? okay, let's try to stay on topic. hey, jay, look who thinks mercury is the densest planet in the solar system. i take it from your mocking tone that i am incorrect. the densest planet is earth. which makes you the densest guy on the densest planet. zing! [ chuckles ] fun. you sure mitchell won't mind me tagging along? are you kidding? he loves you. what are you worried about? i've never had a brother before. we never really hung out that much. kiddo, you are overthinking this. i just don't want to say the wrong thing. you can't. that's the beauty of having a brother. me and my brother were zinging each other all the time, you know, like, "what's going on, fat boy?" "nothing much, jackass." you know, things of that nature. it's -- it's how brothers express love. hmm. shotgun, sucker! [ chuckles ] all right, this is all you need to know right here. apparently, the pencil's in two pieces, and they glue th

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you really do care. u see a kid on that kind of a schedule, failing marks, failing marks, failing marks -- >> and his dad -- >> first of all, you feel like you're parent as a parent, you are, but for him to turn it around like that is so great. >> i loved it. and you're right, you can tell how much the dad probably helped with the homework and waited every day. >> and how proud the kid is to show it to his dad. what happened on "the voice," hoda? >> i didn't get to see it, so we're going to see the battle rounds and pick who we think won the battle rounds. this is team blake, austin versus brian. >> okay, let's take a look. ♪ well, i am a man, yeah, yeah ♪ can't you see what i am, i live and i beat for you, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ oh, but what does it do if i ain't got you and i ain't got you ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ you don't know what it's like, baby, you don't know what it's like ♪ >> i'm going with the hat. >> i'm going with the hat. >> the second guy. he sounded like joe cocker. >> crocker? austin with the hat? >> and he d

you know. >> kirk: do you believe nicole forged the transcript? i believe somebody did >> kirk: we know that. >> do i believe that he did? i do not. because if you could have saw the transcript when the principal showed it to me i was like ok it said he was in spanish 2 and made straight a's and b's in cculus and i'm like really? not my child. [laughter] >> kirk: i mean is it possible to get a's and b's in calculus? i don't think it's possible. that was a red flag. do you want him to be married? i mean you knew he was living with nicole, right? >> yes, i knew he was living with nicole and in a relationship but i did not know that in the beginning. in the beginning she was a friend's mom. >> kirk: mckenzie here is the thing. are you here. the test is about honesty. like whatever led to this and we are going to find out who forged it. and we will know everything. but i mean, you feel that your life has been ruined. ok. and let me tell you right now, you're 19 years old. nothing is ruined. [applause] all right? listen, you are young athlete, handsome,

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>> no. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> hold on. m on tv. >> what did you say? >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> do i approve of the jobs that they're doing, the shutdown? >> in general, yes, no. ask your friend. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> no. >> hi. >> do you approve of the job that congress is doing? >> no. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: one out of 17 people approve of the job congress is doing. a natural clown. the government shutdown is especially frustrating for those, what, so-called nonessential government employees who aren't allowed to work this week. around 800,000 workers have had their hours or jobs cut and tonight we found two of them. one is in new york. one in l.a. whchlt ween we come we'll pitch them against each other in a skype scavenger hunt to win a prize. plus, tim allen and kenny rogers are here too. so don't run away! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ unh ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ let's go! ♪ [ male announcer ] you can choose to blend in. ♪ ♪ yeah! yeah! yeah! or you

you can go out there and you can do it but you can only do it but you cancan only do it if you register for a live event. register register for a live event right now, take action. mike congratulation's.. thank you very much. get out there keep on going. you guys go register for a live event. while we're going to make more money now. >> i started this year off unemployment checks, and after six weeks i made $45,000, and i can make $45,000 every month. armando, you've changed my life. thank you. >> so, i am here with carol, and carol, how old are you? >> i'm 68 years young. >> she's 68 years young-- great answer-- and how long ago did you go to my live event? >> about three and a half months ago. >> three and a half months, and how many deals have you done since going to the live event? >> three of 'em. >> three deals. >> yes. >> three deals in three and a ha months, and approximately how much profit do you have? >> on the average, between 35- to5,00per deal. >> $35- to $45,000, so you're saying-- let's go small. let's say that you only have $35,000 each, right? >> o.k. >> that's over $1

i don't know what to do with it. you see this hair? oh my gosh, what do i do? m hosting a breast cancer fundraiser, i need to look gone with the wind, fabulous, pick me, that umnk you so much. >> her friends a family are in the audience. hi, guys. the friends and family are re. i know they're so excited to see her. come on out. let's take a look. >> you look good. >> i love i, too. this look is inspired by this topic blazer. it's snakeskin. i'm all about fashion and function. she has an effect. she suffered fm edema which is when you get slling in ur limbs. we gave her a jacket with stretch in the arms. she is comfortable. it's stylish. all the celebrities are wearing it. oh my god, this is her red carpet moment. this jumpsuit is under $150. everyone needs to own one. you are owning it on the stage. >> you are. i like the shoes, too, the metallics pass it off. i like the jewelry and the handbag. so what we didith her air is we styled herith a big wig by my wig line, wendywilliamshair. this is my wig beauty. he put a couple scissors to it. you never take it out o

♪ stewie, what are you doing? oh, just doing a little tai chi. 30 until they're 60? this is why. of course, then they suddenly look 100, but cross that bridge, you know? is this a japanese thing? no, chinese. the japanese have a whole other thing going on. hey, you want to see a movie? nah, we're japanese; let's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus. both: yeah! (speaking japanese) suction cup feel good! (octopus and girl giggling) and of course the most important part of any workout is a proper cool down and a stretch. (screams) what? what is it? i got a splinter! (crying) oh, my god, stewie, what is it?! oh, he's just got a splinter. oh, my poor baby. it's 'cause these old stairs are just falling apart. it's not just the stairs. meg has spent two days pinned under a roof beam. let's just focus on the stairs, brian. morning, opie. hey, what's going on? you going somewhere? (babbling) you got fired? why?! (babbling) oh, well, it's no wonder they finally caught you doing that in here. i mean, the underside of your desk looks like carlsbad caverns.

how do you approach it? ou say "my god, i'm going to choose those things that i'm so passionate about, that i so much want to do, so i so much want to share. >> well, it would be nice if you could do that and you do that to some degree but i think basically what i have to do is i have to move slowly and steadily increasing balancing styles of repertoire, things that the company needs, things that i need which are usually the same and just keeping us stimulated along the tracks we were on before i fell. and it's tricky because planning is done several years in advance and so many people asked me how i chose these three opportunities and it wasn't really like that. it was one by one the ones i was supposed to conduct i didn't because it wasn't -- i wasn't ready for conducting yet. and when i did -- when we projected that we thought it would work then the best choice and the best layout for me would be these three pieces and that's how we're doing it. >> rose: currently among your favorite or -- >> oh, always. >

and what do you want me to do ? come back after we open. it will only be another few minutes. - something tells me i'm not going to get my suits pressed. - the dry cleaner moved out. you are standing in the middle of, of-- a restaurant looking for a name. - you know, i wodn't mind a cup of coffee. - i am sorry, my friend, but-- the name is jess. jess washington. victor brashov. now, how about that cup of coffee ? well, we are not open yet, jess. but if you can-- have a seat at the counter. i'll be happy to pour you a cup. - regular or decaf ? - regular, please. whew ! this place is like a train station at rush hour. - thank you. - what do you do for a living, jess ? used to work at the post office. now i'm retired and i spend most of my time reading the newspaper and playing chess. ah, chess. in my younger years i was champion of my entire school ! well, let's see how much you remember. no problem. i will clean this up right away. - who is that guy ? - that's jamal. he works for me part-time as a handyman. doesn't look very handy from where

you? >> i'm doing great, thank you. >> great, i hear you're doing fantastic, everybody has told me that you are tearing it up, that these are, this is one of the properties that you've purchased, right? >> absolutely. >> and how long ago did you purchase this property? >> purchased it about three weeks ago. >> and how much profit do you have on it? >> we have about 43,000 in profit. >> and how long ago did you go to one of my live events? >> it was just six weeks ago. >> six weeks ago. can you imagine what your life would be like making $43,000 right now in less than six weeks? now, i hear that's not the only property that you've purchased, that you have a couple of others that you've already purchased and profited from? >> that's correct, we have from the three properties that we've already purchased and profited from, about $133,000. >> $133,000, and you're sitting there on your couch going, "why am i sitting here on my couch just watching an infomercial?" why aren't you picking up the phone, taking action? call the phone number on the bottom of your screen, come to one of my live events,