you? how long do you see yourself doing this? what would you want to do after hp?gee, i do not know. i have stopped giving sort of forecasts around this and i never dreamed i would run for governor. and i also said i probably will never be another ceo. so you never know where life will take you, twist and turns. we will see. emily: how much longer do you see yourself doing this? meg: you know, i do not honestly know. i am excited to get the two companies off on a great path and i have made a commitment to hp inc. and hewlett-packard enterprise. and i will see this through. i think you know i love a challenge. emily: meg whitman, ceo of hp, thank you so much for joining us, it has been really great to have you. meg: thank you for coming to "hp discover." emily: and good luck. meg: thank you. ♪ ♪ (ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh) (hush my darling...) (don't fear my darling...) (the lion sleeps tonight.) (hush my darling...) man snoring (don't fear my darling...) (the lion sleeps tonight.) woman snoring take the roar out of snore. yet another innovation only at a sleep number st

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how did you do that? hn: it was a partnership effort. i will take some effort, but really it is a team effort. in the early 2000's, we made a move to say every partner should have an operating background. that allowed us to connect better to entrepreneurs, to build companies. emily: john, you were the ceo of mozilla. you started at apple? john: i was doing experiments around the edges. emily: why greylock? john: i wouldn't want to work at most firms. emily: why not? john: i like people who make things. everyone at greylock valued making products. it is characteristic of david to enter the question like, no, it was everybody else. emily: david you did find , facebook and linkedin. you convinced reid hoffman to join the firm. how did you do that? david again, it comes down to -- : we believe if you come from product and you have that background, there is an authenticity. most people do not remember, but in 2005, when facebook took the investment the valuation was $500 million. which seemed, to most people --

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or you doing another -- now what do you do on vacation? i feel like you just -- do you just study things? i don't know. i mean, what do you do for fun? >> i have an intern on my show who said to me as i was leaving on vacation, i don't know what you do on vacation, but i was talking about it with my friends and we decided that you probably invent a new catalog system for all your books at home. and every vacation there's -- i don't know why i give off this vibe. no, i just drink beer and go fishing. >> jimmy: oh, man, is that right? [ cheers and applause ] >> that's it! i stop working and then see what happens and what always happens is i drink beer and go fishing -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and, like, listen to music going fishing. >> jimmy: oh that's a great -- do you have a new -- what's -- do you have a good song that you listen to right now about fishing? >> anything on country music radio right now -- [ cheers ] is about drinking beer and or over it, yeah. >> jimmy: do you ever hear the song -- what's the o ne we're all into now? i know --

. >> what are you doing now? >> how are you? >> how are you doing, governor? >> how are you? >> good. >> we need a bigger than life picture. >> well done. >> you are out and about. >> one more. mr. huckabee: thank you. >> thank you very much, governor. mr. huckabee: you're very welcome. it is good to see you again. take care. hey there. how are y'all? have fun today. have fun at the iowa fair. it is good to see you again. having fun? >> it is good to see you mr. huckabee. how are you doing? mr. huckabee: good. how are you guys doing? it is nice seeing you, too. how are you? i guess you should. that is great. are you here for the fair? is entire crew around here manning the booth. that is something we are giving away. a drawing. very nice. >> it is a nice fair. >> i would like for you to meet my son, scott. where is scott at? he is the one that runs the operation. he is down there selling something. mr. huckabee: that is probably good. you must be selling soybeans and alfalfa? 6 states. including i want. we sell more soybeans and rice. >> we are not into rice. seehuckabee: it

you can do something with it and you can do something fast. you can do something fast. cheering] mr. trump: so, we have 300,000 babies a year that you will have to take care of, we all have to take care of your it in the case of other countries, including mexico, they do not do that. it does not work that way. you do not walk up the border one day and all the sudden we have another american citizen. mexico does not do not do it. very few places do it. we are the only place just about that is stupid enough to do it. [cheering] mr. trump: so -- . decided to run i have gotten an amazing reception at -- reception. i have to say. this has been great. [cheering] it has been while. day, i had jury duty. they had a line for occupation. i refuse to put dumb politician. .e have a great guy he has been so spot on, so highly respected. has anyone ever heard of senator jeff sessions? [cheering] jeff, where are you? come up. look at him. he is like 20 years old. unbelievable guy. [cheering]

you define the overt act? how doyou make it resonate with the public, because of the public does not believe it, why bother? you may know that in 1941, the asiatic fleet commissioned some small craft to cruise around the philippines. the hope being that they encounter a japanese invasion force before it showed up at manila. act realized that the overt would be sinking one of them. now, whether that would have energized people, i don't know. pearl harbor, we announce there was a defensive zone around the base. if you penetrate the defensive zone, it is an act of war. but when it -- what happened, we did not catch on. if you're dumb, you deserve what happens to you. strategic scouting was a big thing. i mentioned the through ticket to manila being killed. convoy action -- you see convoys mostly against surface attack, but convoy is taken seriously. there are a lot of convoy scenarios. early on, you have a scenario in which the japanese attack why at ihe start -- attack hawai with their fleet. not a small thing. this is

what advice do you have for juju? get ready, it's going to be a good one. >> the hostess will bring people, the people we're going to focus on, into that particular table and sit them there. >> oh, boy. >> we'll do it a few takes then move them out, then someone else comes in and sits. we do it 12 times a day. >> reporter: not everyone can do what john quinones was. >> you've had people apologize for their behavior on camera? i've seen amazing emotional turnarou turnarounds. >> the guys say i'm like gandhi when i walk in. i usually -- i try to be really gentle and understanding. i try not to judge. >> reporter: one scenario touched a nerve with the audience. turning the tables of prejudice to see what would happen if a black woman made racist remarks about a white woman. >> you with a white girl? >> yeah, that's my girlfriend. >> you doesn't find a strong black woman for you. >> excuse me? >> you're the white girl? >> what? >> i mean, i just want to see him with a strong black woman, you know? >> i hear you. >> you th

jeb bush: if you can't find workers, what do you do? do-it-yourself. >> get frustrated. >> can we get a photo? jeb bush: that would be great. >> governor, get in here. jeb bush: how many people do you have on your ranch? >> i think we have about 10 employees. we have my son down in louisiana. >> is that right? national guard? i would have liked to have gone down to see him. i have basic training myself. know, i haven't been back since, but i was there in fall 1969. it was hot. and humid. >> this time of the year, it would it be fun. august and september is the worst time to be there. >> this is the slippery you will flipperng with -- the you will be working with. >> [indiscernible] >> a little short guy. about five foot tall. i was a sophomore. jeb bush: i've been told there is an inverse relationship between height and intelligence. the taller you are, the less smart you are. tallest in my family. jeb bush: where you from? >> clarion, iowa. 90 miles north. jeb bush: what do you grow? beans -- nd soy corn and soybeans. jeb bush: pork? >

you do for a living? >> i do mining, saved up a bit of cash to come out and travel. >> jimmy: mining? >> i'll come back to it after. >> jimmy: it looks like that tattoo sleeve matches your tank top. yeah look at that. i don't know where the tattoo ends and the shirt begins. let's meet your competitor. that is kirstie. where are you from? >> hi, i'm from the scottish borders in scotland. >> jimmy: oh, very good. you're here on vacation? >> yeah i've been working at summer camp in pennsylvania and a bit of traveling around now that we're done. >> jimmy: summer camp for kids? >> kids between 6 and 16, pretty cool. >> jimmy: very good. this is what you're playing for, a luxury suite at the hollywood roosevelt hotel. just down the block. look at that they've got chairs, a bed, a couch at the end bed. no more carrying your own toilet paper to the shared bathroom. no more bunk beds, no more fleas. but to get it, you will have to know something about us. i'm going to ask questions about our city and our state. and

i can't believe you guys are here. to just now do a financial segment. >> well, apparently, there wasn't much financial news to cover this-- >> this past decade. >> jon: all right well, you know, you do the best-- add tele! >> hey buddy. >> oh, man. >> day dave. >> i wouldn't miss this for the world. let me tell you something, jon. you've done it. 16 years of great tv. >> jon: thank you, sir. >> next stop, podcast. >> jon: this is-- this is unbelievable. how far back are we going to go with these reports? >> okay so we have time for one more question. ( cheers and applause ) right there, yes, you, the old guy. >> jon: oh, hey, matt walsh, dave bakkedahl, it's me jon stewart. you're on my show now not your show. >> what do you mean our show. >> jon: "veep," before that you were correspondents on "the daily show" so i was expressing happiness that you were here-- >> and we're done here, thank you. >> jon: i just want to say one more thing-- >> hey hey, asked and answered, asshole. >> yeah, you ( bleep ) face. we're done here! >> excuse

powdered. >> jimmy: do you know -- do you know what it's all about?eve: it's about powdered alcohol. [ laughter ] they take alcohol, they turn it into a powder, so you can snort it or put it in anything. >> jimmy: crazy. >> steve: crazy. >> jimmy: people snorting alcohol? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] they can't just drink it, they get it -- they get it in their system quicker. powdered alcohol. >> jimmy: i -- i'd snort liquid alcohol. >> steve: do you really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the only way i do it. i didn't know how -- >> steve: yeah, that's how they get you. >> jimmy: i don't even know how else to do it. >> steve: you don't -- you mean you don't drink it? you snort it? >> jimmy: you can drink alcohol? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh boy, we gotta to talk. we gotta talk. that's just a phrase, have a a snort. >> jimmy: check this out. guinness world records just declared a cat, named corduroy, the oldest living cat at 26 years old. or as his owner put it, "don't remind me." [ laughter ] finally, some sports news, at this weekend's rogers cup semi

what would you do? m going against trump, i would have a few jewish comedians behind me. joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. >> what do you do? >> i was preparing for a debate with trump i would instead of avoiding eye contact with the guy on the subway who calls me red devil jewish bitch, i would be like -- i would be like not the case, and here is why. in other words, i would engage with a lunatic. >> larry: that sound good. >> i think that in a debate it is going to come down to him saying crazy (bleep) and just challenge him on basic human knowledge like when is the last time trump like bought a gallon of milk or anything a human does. >> larry: that's how you would prepare. >> absolutely, anything he said because you can't -- because he is just going to do this. how would you handle this? i would hire the best people. like this se never going to yield to you, so you just have to say something i have a question for mr. trump like how much do shoes cost? you know what i mean? it is like -- ah. >> shoes cost

you know, you can do everything. and then you also, you know, sometimes, i'm checking out, "what is my friends doing on facebook or on twitter or on instagram and also on weibo," the chinese version. >> but that is really your way, another way you have, of wanting to reach and share. >> yeah. i mean, for me i like to reach as many people through music as possible. because i believe that we all love music. oh, actually, musicians are no - are ordinary h - human beings. we are not like weird nerds, you know? it's like "hmm, i'm old. and this is my music making. i don't want to talk to you. (laugh) you look weird to me," you know? you know, i - you know, that - >> get your big, white wig and - >> yeah. i mean - i mean, the wig is cool, you know? but - but - (laughter) i actually - i had one for fun with my mom, you know? i did that. but anyway - but. >> a mozart wig or. >> yeah, a mozart wig, yeah. i took a picture. i - i was p - playing - (piano) kind of - kind of feeling, you know, kind of - that - that period of time,

you? how long do you see yourself doing this? what would you want to do after hp? meg: i do not know. stopped giving sort of forecasts around this and i never dreamed i would run for governor. i also said i probably will never be another ceo. you never know where life will take you, twist and turns. we will see. emily: how much longer do you see yourself doing this? meg: i do not honestly know. i am excited to get the two companies off on a great path and i have made a commitment to hp inc. and hewlett-packard enterprise. i will see this through. i think you know i love a challenge. emily: meg whitman, ceo of hp, thank you so much for joining us, it has been really great to have you. meg: thank you for coming to "hp discover." emily: and good luck. meg: thank you. ♪ ♪ emily: his first love was the piano. he spent 10 years on the road, playing keyboard in a rock band, touring in a beat up van. along the way, he met so many musicians without an audience, but he invented a way to bring the audience to them. in 2000, he began the music genome program, a database that aims to predict what

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emily: how do you protect yourself as investors? how do you hedge your risks? vid: we do not tend to use financial engineering. emily: you do not have liquidation preferences? david: you're talking about unusual liquidation preferences. as a protection. downside protection we do not do anything fancy. , our biggest thing is alignment with the entrepreneur. those tend to misaligned the entrepreneur. that comes out at these times at the weirdest moments, when you don't want it. misalignment can hurt you. we tend to manage risk by picking well and having a diversified portfolio. emily: there are always these unicorns worth more than a billion dollars. more than $1 billion. are they really? because of the liquidation preferences. and does that mean the values are inflated? john: the truth is, valuations are just numbers about how much capital you put in and how much you diluted. until these become liquid markets, until you have buyers and sellers, you do not know what the numbers are. david: if you want to be a public company, you will have to cross the chasm of bei

pataki: how are you doing? >> how are you doing, george? mr. pataki: i'm doing great. good to see you. kevin. did we ever hear from kevin? i'm trying to reach him now. we have clear sailing. sometimes there are a few landmines on the street. >> what is the plan? seepataki: i would love to some of the barnes. -- barns. i would love to look at some of the exhibits instead of just running a political event. i don't want to stand anyone up. how are you? george pataki. i grew up on a farm and we had horses. are you guys having fun? it is great fun. it is good to see you. we are close. we are not there yet but we are close. congressman terry young and governor branstad will be having a reception. i was thinking it was behind this barn but it must be a peer. -- it must be up here. >> let's take a right here. [indiscernible] mr. pataki: how are you? >> thank you for coming. mr. pataki: you guys are not in the same market but the same technology. we need to give you a call. thank you for being here in iowa. mr. pataki: thank you. it is great to be back. >> governor george pataki

emily: how do you want to be remembered? t the end, i want my children to look back at whatever there is to learn about me and be proud of me. emily: do you think they will be? kim: yes. emily: kim dotcom, thank you so much for joining us. it has been a fascinating conversation indeed. kim: thank you. emily: thank you. ♪ the only way to get better is to challenge yourself, and that's what we're doing at xfinity. we are challenging ourselves to improve every aspect of your experience. and this includes our commitment to being on time. every time. that's why if we're ever late for an appointment, we'll credit your account $20. it's our promise to you. we're doing everything we can to give you the best experience possible. because we should fit into your life. not the other way around. emily: xiaomi may be a new kid on the block, but it is no longer so little. xiaomi rivals apple and samsung in the chinese smartphone market and is valued at $45 billion. worldwide it is not a household name. former google executive hugo barra int

why did you do this? (laughter) >> rose: this show, peter jennings, god bless his soul, used to watch this all the time. the idea to be able to talk to someone one-on-one, peter with you, like, golden. except it came with criticism applause, judgment -- i interviewed someone once and peter called me up and said how could you do that? and then the next night he would cop up and -- call up and he would say, you should be there the rest of your life. (laughter) >> because when you like a broadcast, you become proprietary by it. you're kind of offended when it goes off the rails to something you don't want and you're like hey, put it back where i want it. >> rose: do you like having leisure time beyond playing golf? >> yeah. >> rose: because you want to take hillary out and do a lot of things together? >> i like doing things i didn't get to do for the first how many years of my life. i'm fond of saying time is like closet space whatever you've got, you fill. i'm fortunate. i fill mine. >> rose: yeah, i know. i

kasich: thank you. >> what do you think of the candidates coming out -- >> do you have plans to get big money on a political elections? mr. kasich: i have something that makes sense. >> let's talk to everyone at once. governor, what here in iowa translates to all of the others? mr. kasich: everything i talked about. i do not think people are different no matter where they live. people have the same concerns and want solutions. some people may have a different view of how you solve problems, but in south carolina, i do not treat people different than iowa. everyone has the same concerns. yourave to give them solutions, they may like you, if they like you, great. if they don't like you, you move on. that's the way it works i think. i am free about all of this. talking about polls, or this or that, i do what i think i want to do and stay focused. i am very focused on the big issue. trust and performance. i do not know who i trust anymore. just because you tell me something, i do not know if i believe it. i think the record matters. i think if you have a good record people look at you a sec

are you insane? do think i have ever had one moment of feeling dashing -- maybe if i was drunk, but no. i don't feel dashing. charlie: you know what women say -- back to women -- nothing is more attractive to a woman than somebody that makes them laugh. [laughter] larry: that's just utter nonsense. that is such nonsense. gilbert gottfried did the funniest joke about that. i wish i could remember. no, they might say that, ok, but no. charlie: what do they mean? larry: i was funny when i had nothing and it did not work, ok? charlie: i promise you this is my last question. what do you think women want? larry: what do they want? they want love, security. charlie: you must be attractive to them. larry: i could give them one of those. charlie: is there any part of you that says i have conquered television. i have plenty of money. i could go back to television anytime i want. they are begging me to do more. i want to do something new. i want to challenge. larry: well, certainly a want to do something by writin

say, how you doing? les. >> who bring that to a television show? [ indiscernible ] >> if you guys and that other gremlin over there like japan so much -- you can shove it where it belongs. >> wait just a minute. >> perfect for 17-year-olds. they had no nuance at all. everything was black or white. everything is either totally one thing or totally the other. there is no middle. >> we are america! we're number one! >> you know what i think. i think donald trump should take his board game and just go to hell. >> dyed dkids today can make a e video. >> i have an american car. it still runs just fine. >> on youtube. 10,000 hits. goes viral. now the flavor of the day. >> it's crazy. we did it to ourselves. >> in our case it was simple. just go on tv. pretend you are somebody you are not. you got on tv for five minutes. >> if elvis was alive why don't you book him on the morton downey jr. show. >> i don't want to say it was a cult. it wasn't a cult. but where did these people come from? >> go ahead, pal. >> my n

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do you understand? you understand everything that has been explained to you during the course of this hearing? >> yes. >> at 2:30 p.m. on 5/6/08 is this hearing is completed. you are hereby excused from this hearing. >> are we dismissed? >> not yet. i've got to go make -- i've got to go review all this. his best-case scenario is that i dismiss the report. his worst-case scenario is he'll stay in the hole for those suspended sanctions on top of whatever i give him and then he'll lose good time. i'm really not sure at this point. i have ten working days to make my decision. the deputy warden has five working days to sign it and five working days to serve him. >> am i going to get shut up if i go out there? >> we're going to try to keep you safe. >> okay? >> 410 tower. >> the day peaches has been waiting for has finally arrived. he is about to receive the final verdict on his request for a transfer to a lower-level prison. >> how's it going today, kenneth? >> good. >> all right. good. >> mr. morgan, we call

so i'm alerting people if you do have one you can once you do you worry different human being if you are saving $2,000 a year. but the current president still manage to get elected twice. how did you explain that? >> guest: when you did have the irs going after those structures with the two-party we have such strong third candidates and a few people are running for president in 2008 and 2012 arrest were on the lecture circuit or had books out they hoped lightning would strike but it is very rare but this time we have a collection of people who can say here is why i want to be president if you cannot laugh them off the stage this strength is good with the weakness of hillary but she married a guy who was once president was going to run on secretary of state with russian recept but that will go down memory hall with the emails. we don't promote people that way i am not sure people like clinton clinton clinton and. >> did they like bush bush? >> it may not be fatal because he was a good governor but that does not help that hurts. >> with the entitlement reform but it would reduce the --

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yes. >> jimmy: you doing well? . i'm working on a tv show for showtime called "billions." yeah. >> jimmy: fun. >> yeah it shoots in the city which is nice. >> jimmy: where you're living? >> i do. and in fact, it shoots in the neighborhood some of it. which is really nice. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a good gig. >> that is a really good gig. it's funny because its like, i usually hate it when people shoot in my neighborhood, other people. [ light laughter ] and now i'm effing up my own neighborhood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you're mad at yourself? >> and i'm like who do i take this grievance to? who do i complain to? >> jimmy: man in the mirror man. >> yeah. man in the mirror. >> jimmy: you just have to yell at yourself, man. absolutely. you have a very interesting life. your dad -- i was told he was the commissioner of baseball. >> that's right. yeah. >> jimmy: and that's just fascinating. i want to know. did you play baseball as a kid or was that just pressure? >> no. no. i played some baseball as a

you do now? how many days a week do you come to work? >> glenn seven days a week, that's quite a retirement you've got there. >> my friends at home say, you should stay home for a summer and let the kids run the business. i say, you don't understand. the kids are running the business. down last land doesn't need me i need funland. >> we spent an early morning watching the family get ready for another 16 hour day. they all know their jobs. restocking prizes, cleaning and maintaining the rides. but there's one job they save just for al. how many of you are glad that al gets up early in the morning and takes out the trash? yes, al, who is supposed to be the boss, volunteers to take out the trash every morning. >> when you have no talent you get what's left. and my job security is, unbelievable. nobody wants the job. >> nobody wants to do what you do. >> exactly. >> what's your favorite job? >> crushing up boxes. >> crushing up boxes? >> yeah. >> before the park opens, 4-year-old jay curry and his cou

what you do is you give the pill to your husband and it makes him do the dishes, then you have sex. [aughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we hit the streets to ask women what they think. >> the agency approved the first prescription medication to boost the female libido. it's called addy. >> i wish it was there when my husband was alive, he would have enjoyed me taking it. >> jimmy: i bet he would have, i really do. probably would have killed him if he wasn't gone already. you know, not everyone in the medical community is excited about addy. critics argue the benefits aren't worth the side effects, including fainting, dizziness, and sleepiness. although one doctor, a well-known obstetrician from brooklyn, he's got no problem with the side effects at all. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he thinks it's just fine. isn't it weird a male libido pill came so long after one for -- most men can have sex at the drop of a hot, literally, if a sombrero fell on the ground could have sex with it. yet 17 years after viagra came out for this one. if you're in a relationship with a man has to take

>> yes. >> jimmy: you do. what do you have? lo, a big, a rooster, some tortoises, a horse. >> jimmy: wow. you're running a petco. huh. all right. we want to do something special for quasimodo to make her feel pretty. let's be honest, nobody wants to be the ugliest anything, even a dog. we reached out to celebrity stylist carson kressley and he brought his team of hair, makeup and fashion experts and we gave the world's ugliest dog a full celebrity makeover. >> oh, quasimodo! hello! are you ready for your makeover? what? oh, yeah, she is. i thought so. let's go! first we hit the spa. to get her in the right mood. ♪ >> next stop, mani/pedi. we had a whole array of amazing wiggery. you know what they say, blonds get more bones. then we popped over to the ralph lauren accessory wall. i think that's a dog smile. then we sort through racks and racks of clothing. a turtleneck with your body type? not going to work. i've done a lot of makeovers but this time we outdid ourselves. >> jimmy: all right, so virginia and mike, get ready to se

what do you want me to do?" i go, "you have so many hit songs? what do you want to do? do you wanna do 'arthur's theme?' you know, new york across from -- you know, 'the moon in new york city.'" that's kind of our logo is the moon and new york is where we shoot our show. [ light laughter ] he's like, "yeah, that's cool." i go, "it's summertime. could you do -- could you maybe do 'sailing'?" [ cheers and applause ] he was like, "no problem, dude." so he's doing "sailing." who's playing with him? the roots are playing? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: the roots are playing with him, yeah. >> steve: yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause ] it's the best version of "sailing." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's so good and happy summer everybody. christopher cross. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's the greatest. love that guy. guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtag." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag hashtag >> jimmy: here we go, everybody. you guys are on twitter, right? are you on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on o

what do you got to do? >> attack them to show -- >> yeah. you got to be polite. you have to show from time to time that you are formidable. occasionally the spanish will be sort of called upon to go out and humble one of these indian nations. they think of the comanches as the most elevated in their sense of themselves in part because the comanches are dominating the area between new mexico and texas and they feel like the lords of the southern plains because they're kind of the lords of the southern plains. if you want to have peace with the utes, ideally you would like to keep things 125istable with comanches. who would you like to concentrate your attention on? if you want to make peace with everybody except one group, who's the one group you want to get rid of your other enemies or stabilize the relationship your enemies so there's one group of people you can go after. if you only knew five indian nations from your extensive watching of western movies when you were growing up which i know doesn't happen with your generation. yeah? yes, the attapacheapaches. t

it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do. two wheels a turnin'... "touch me " spring awakening. the tony award -winning musical returns in a "stirring, inspired and brilliant" new production. spring awakening. back on broadway in an extremely limited engagement. starring oscar winner marlee matlin. it's a rousing success with all the goosebumps and teardrops to prove it. spring awakening. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight on the show from the u if. c the reigning women's bantamweight champion, maybe the most dominant professional athlete on the planet earth, ronda rousey is here with us. then later, a talented young man from nearby in long beach, california, his debut album came out yesterday, it's called "summertime '06." music from vince staples. tomorrow night, andy samberg, seattle seahawks qb russell wilson, and music from butch walker. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a tony award-winning, e