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what did you do? it's like i just stopped drinking soda. [ bleep ] you. [ cheers and applause ] >> how much soda were you drinking you [ bleep ] animal? i haven't had a soda since 1993. and i'm soft. like a mattress. >> jimmy: you'll have to stop a vending machine a day i guess. your comedy special i i saw it last night. >> thank you. >> jimmy: one of the things i like is besides being funny and there's a lot of great jokes, it's silly. there are things that are just purely silly. >> you and i have that. we like silly. >> jimmy: yes. i sent you an e-mail about the unicorns which i thought was funny. >> and what did i say? i said you picked your favorite bit. the joke is this. there's a lot of words that don't make sense in your like unicorn. unicorn? excuse me. unicorn? how about unihorn? >> jimmy: it makes perfect sense. >> it has one horn. it has no corn. is there a single kernel of corn hidden in the maine? that's a long way to go. i am with you. that is a stupid joke. >> jimmy: it's, but it's funny

do you ever do anything you didn't want to do with clients? 're talking to them and trying to make sure you are okay. and if you want to walk out right now, you and i, we can walk out, nobody can stop you. >> sergeant flores gives you the chance to air any worries, but his concern only seems to irritate her. what's wrong? >> you ask so many questions. i say i'm okay. >> okay. don't get mad at me because i'm here to make sure all of the girls and everybody who works in places like this are okay. sometimes you and i both know that sometimes they are not okay. we do the best that we can. you can't pass judgments on people that a make these mistakes because they are going to make them. eventually something's going to break and i'm going to be there. >> meanwhile, down at the end of the hallway, inspector walsh comes across a familiar face. >> how are you doing? >> the lady in the back. >> the former owner of sun flower. >> yes. >> health department. >> sun flower was a notorious brothel masquerading as a massage parlor that first appeared on the "s

your god forgives you? do you feel -- >> he's your god, too. >> okay -- >> god forgives all. god loves everyone, regardless. >> fry would not discuss his crimes with us. but our producer pressed him on whether his victims would be as forgiving as he believes god will be. >> what would you say then if you actually showed up to the afterlife and there were the people that you had victimized? >> hello, brother. you know. when we go to the kingdom of god there is no anger, there is no strife. all that will be taken from us. ♪ amazing grace the people i've hurt directly i do beg forgiveness. you know. but i've already asked god for his forgiveness. and all i can do is ask you to please forgive me. and if you don't, okay. then you get to live with the power of your own hate. >> fry surprised our crew when he placed his four brutal murders on the same plane as another crime. >> let me ask you a question. is it a greater sin to steal a cracker or to kill someone? >> to kill someone. >> god doesn't see it that way. you

how do you feel? do you feel confident in that?than -- >> this evolved adjective you use? >> i didn't want to single you out. >> feel good when you wear it and also preferences. let's not kid around. >> does they dress for you? >> yeah. i'm dressing for her. i'm not putting on a jacket and nice button up shirt for myself. you ever see me at home? it's not a pretty sight. i'm dressing up for a date. i wouldn't mind a little reciprocation. especially if i'm paying! >> perfect. you made up for the last three. if you have a question for our man table, head to clcl klgandh >>> and a little creole cooking right look, the wolf was huffing and puffing. like you do sometimes, grandpa? well, when you have copd, it can be hard to breathe. it can be hard to get air out, which can make it hard to get air in. so i talked to my doctor. she said... symbicort could help you breathe better, starting within 5 minutes. symbicort doesn't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden symptoms. symbicort helps provide significant improvement of your lung function.

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what you want to to. >> do what you want to do. >> justin. >> your brother. >> did you come in that toy i will play with that. >> sometimes. >> you have to hold your ground. >> is he older or younger. >> justin. >> everyone thinks he is younger. >> you have all boys they just all play. >> yes. i think you try to do, to present all toys, and sometimes they will play with my three-year old will play with a cooking set, kitchen and a lot of things they go to the store they will say that is the girl aisle they won't even walk down. >> every kid come wired differently. my boy and my girl, jackies older, they kind of play with the regular, boy toys and girl toys but my daughter is more into sports. so if i want to play tennis or throw a pitch or balls she's totally into it. my son could careless. you just never know. >> you have to go forward to know. >> speaking of kid, angela had her baby, daughter of reverend run posted a photo to announce arrival of her first child. she says a baby boy and she says, best part of life has just begun. so congrats to mom and baby. >> the best part,

you don't have to say what sex the baby is, but do you know? >> i do know. and you can find out now at nine weeks. they do a blood test. it's crazy. they test if there's hormones and they say it's testosterone, so you either have balls or you're having a boy. >> jimmy: and they check to make sure it's not balls? >> i checked in the process of making the baby. >> jimmy: i okay. okay. this is all very educational. >> science hour. >> jimmy: is your daughter aware the baby is coming? >> oh, yeah. she loves it. she seems to love it now. if you go where's the baby, she'll rub the belly and kiss her stomach. >> jimmy: that's cute. do you think she really has a sense of what's -- >> no. not at all. and i think when the new baby comes out, it's going to be a serious adjustment period. >> jimmy: do you have a plan? >> i don't know if our daughter is easy or we've been winging in the right way, but we've not had much of a plan and it's going all right. i guess the only reason we're all here is because raising babies works. >> jimmy: i have had that moment where i go it

grace: you know, that's hurtful. lemonis: do you still work here? grace: i do.o you get a paycheck? grace: i do. lemonis: okay. something really stinks here. grace: i know why, marcus, but you need to ask him! lemonis: why is he keeping you away from me? i have, and he won't tell me. grace: it would be foolish of me, and i think it would be also crossing some lin-- trust -- we're talking about trust. lemonis: with him? grace: all right. the details are this. he's got a wife who does not, for some reason, trust her husband. he and i have never crossed that line, ever. they're making me a problem in their marriage. lemonis: yeah. grace: that's interfering with my livelihood. lemonis: so, wait a minute. grace is a current employee, and dave has kept her away from me for what? because he's having problems at home? whatever it is that's going on, dave's been dishonest about it, and it's made grace's life miserable, through no fault of her own. do you love this place? grace: i do. i have a really great relationship with all of the employees. lemonis: on a daily basis,

you just do that as sting? c right, and people are very comfortable. >> jimmy: it's your civic right, yeah. i know you're allowed to. [ laughter ] but you don't have to. you're sting. >> yeah, but i like to walk. >> jimmy: but you could wear a a jet pack to work if you want. you could do -- >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, you do that type of stuff. >> if you live in the suburbs, you can't walk to work. you have to get on a train, or get in a car. but to walk is a great privilege for me. >> jimmy: do people recognize you? >> yeah, they do. >> jimmy: "yo, sting! what's up?" [ laughter ] >> that's exactly what they say. >> jimmy: "yo, you're standing too close to me, man! hey!" [ laughter ] >> "roxanne!" >> jimmy: "yeah, how's roxanne doin', man?" [ laughter ] >> exactly what i get. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> i do love it. >> jimmy: you do like it? yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's probably humbling, too, that people yell and scream at you all the time? you just say, "yeah." [ laughter ] >> i love it. >> jimmy:

do you want to come over ? ? do you want to come over ? ? all i want is what you want and all you want is me ? ? is me ? ? if all yan ? nobody should be alone if they don't have to be ? ? nobody should be alone if they don't have to be ? ? nobody should be alone if they don't have to be ? ? be alone if they don't have to be ? ? whatever you want ? ? whatever you need ? ? i'll do it ? ? i'll do it ? ? come over ? ? i'll do it ? ? do up to come over ? ? come over ? ? because all i want is what you want and all you want is me ? ? you're all you want is what i want and all i want is you ? ? just come over ? ? whatever you need ? ? i'll do it ? ? come over ? ? i'll do it ? ? whatever you want ? ? whatever you need ? ? i'll do it ? ? come over ? ? i'll do it ? ? do you want to come over ? ? do you want to come over ? ? come over ? ? come over uh-huh ? ? do you want to come over ? >> woo, thank you. >> britney is back. >> good for her. >> we're going to be back in just a moment. >> more. this is "today" on nbc. i love my for a tough clean with zero

do you have any what do they have you do? things i could add to the game is, i brought my signature handshake from my friends growing up in jersey. something i could kind of add personally to the game. >> jimmy: what is your signature hand -- i never had one. >> i mean, i can show you right now. i mean, this is a lot of pressure right now. a lot of people are watching. you can't mess this up. >> jimmy: no, no. >> you know, it's the thing with the handshakes. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> okay. >> jimmy: so i'll walk in just like i'm seeing you on the street. >> all right. cool. [ laughter ] [ whistles ] oh, man. >> jimmy: nice to see you. yeah. >> snap snap. orange juice. lemon juice. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i'm going to call you later. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it's good seeing you. >> jimmy: thank you. check me out. orange juice. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. hey, what was that? >> orange juice. 'cause you're like squeezing you're squeezing the juice out. it's like fresh squeezed. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> it's not con

you? >> i'm 13. >> jimmy: do you guys ever fight, you and will? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: what do you guys fight about? >> usually who gets the computer to play mine craft. >> jimmy: will, you like to play mine craft? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you love your brother? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's the little girl. it's the little girl. i'm 2telling you. >> jimmy: viola says it's braillen. are you the imposter? do you know what imposter means? >> no. >> jimmy: is this your family? >> yes. >> jimmy: it is your family? okay. you were wrong, viola. and -- will, are you a junior? >> sort of. >> jimmy: he's the one. how can you be sort of a junior? what do you think? >> can we out the mother and father? >> jimmy: yeah. you can guess who you want. i'm going with will. >> i'm going with mama kim. >> jimmy: okay. what one of you is not a member of this family? step forward. teagan, you how could you do this to us? of course. they all have normal names and his name is teagan. why would they have a teagan in the family? thanks, guys. cousin sal, you have a prize? >> ye

>> ten projects you can do in 10 minutes. our ten year anniversary is open up the junk drawer throw away things you no longer need. here's my suggestion test the markers if they are dried out there them away. sharpening pencils so they are ready to go. if they don't have an eraser throw them away. >> just get rid of pencils who uses pencils. >> i use pencils every day. >> if you don't make mistakes you don't need pencils. >> cameraman dave don't agree with her! whatever. and the other thing there are so many old keys try them in the door if they don't work throw them away. >> there is your cleaning tip for today. get a that junk drawer. >>> okay so before we show you how to make a beautiful steak, we're going to take a look at our art's cameras plus picture of the day. >> that's right viewer sheryl shared this hilarious photo of her dog duke. check him out he was just chilling on the couch she told him smile and this got. sometimes they sinks duke is human. look at him he is like the man of the house. >> remember when denise w

you. >> okay. it's landed on money. >> on money? do you like money? >> i love money. >> how much money do you have? >> not a lot. >> not a lot? ha ha ha! me neither, ha ha ha! you like margarita? >> we do like a margarita. >> who's going to go first? >> jordan? >> are you sure there's >> all right, ready? >> i want you to do it. it's grossing me out. >> mm, mm! that's a cadillac. >> that's a cadillac margarita. >> grand marnier, that's good. >> now let him do it. >> he's doing it. >> you feel that? >> no, i don't feel it. >> you feel the suction? >> no, suck it, i don't feel it. i made something just for you. just for your mom. okay? >> for my mom? >> for your mouth. >> for my >> your mouth only. >> only for my mouth? >> hold on. >> hold on? >> bring it. >> it's the longest i've ever waited for something to come into my mouth. >> ready? >> yeah. >> now, ready, suck it. >> are you going to spit in this? suck it? >> i mean drink it, sorry. >> suck it's better. i'm going to suck it. >> more. >> mm! >> no, look, it's not moving. more! a long time. >> you k

we come to your house, we see how you live. do you have kids? what do you want to use the dog for? rough numbers. i need a dog. what do you charge me? we have three different training packages. we have a level one, which is a $20,000 training package -- does that include the dog? that includes the dog, yes. ...a level two, which is a $30,000, and then a level three, which is a $40,000 package. and what's the difference? it goes on the -- the amount of training that's put into the dog. so the basic level one dog would be a dog that, if someone was to come to your house, ring the doorbell, the dog would go to the front door and bark and look like a threatening dog. level two, we start going into higher levels of training -- if you're a jogger or if you want a carjacking scenario placed into the dog. once you get into a level three dog, you get the full shebang. you know, i'm curious about your background, because you feel to me like maybe army, s.e.a.l.s, something. yes, ma'am. i'm a former united states marine. i've been a police officer for the last 14 years. s.w.a.t. teams, police

you do, ben. - doing well. - i bet you are. i'll tell you what, i always heard something about an apple a day keeps the doctor away. that might be true, but does it make you taller also? - i think so, yeah. - it's working pretty good. so, i saw your dad, your dad is standing here p down there, you must have got your height from the mother's side, then? (chuckles) - no, my uncles are as tall as i am, also. and our whole family is pretty tall. - well, that's pretty good, 'cause have your dad, bob down there picking the low apples, and you're picking the high apples. - yeah, that's what i like. my brother's there, tall too, he's picking. - oh, that's your brother with the headphones? hey, how are you doing? - good. - hey, so this is a beautiful place out here. i gotta tell you, just driving out here was fantastic. i live on the east side of cleveland, eastern suburb, and this is not that far away, here, but it's like coming to another world. - yeah, it's beautiful, we love geauga county. - yeah, it's fantastic. so, how many differ

do you want to take a spin? patrick the old phone? >> do you need my pass code? >> no. >> you said you had one since the 3? >> yeah, i would say since 2011, 2010, whenever that one came out. >> reporter: this is water resistant. >> yes. >> have you had anything where you got water on your iphone? >> what happened? >> dropped it in the toilet? >> yep. >> did you do the rice thing? >> didn't work. >> oh, we have the new -- with all the settings. >> okay. so this is look all my stuff on it. >> this is all your stuff on the new one. >> cool. that's great. >> how does it feel? >> thinner. a little bit. >> does it feel lighter as well? >> yeah, actually than my 6-plus, yes. >> you can test to see if all your info transferred. has the it transferred? >> already got a text message from a friend of mine. yeah. oh, let's see. >> can you sort of talk to us how does it look? >> it's a lot smoother. feels lighter. than the other one. >> yeah. >> what do you think, terms of the style and sleekness compared. >> looks good with the eased bezel on the front. feels nice in the han

how -- which trump are you gonna get? doms to be changing a bit. >> well, look. he's trying to somehow convince people to forget everything he has said and done, you know. and, i don't think that he's gonna get away with that, at least, you know, judge us on who we are, what we've done, what we've stood for. and, maya angelou has this great line, you know. i admired her so much, i was fortunate enough to get to know her. she said, "when someone shows you who he is, believe him the first time." right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she is amazing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: more with hillary clinton when we come back when we come back, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ daughter: mom, ready to go? mother: i'm looking for my kohl's coupons. why? i set up the kohl's app on your phone. huh? yeah, your coupons are already in your digital wallet. oh, cool. vo: all your coupons in one place. the kohl's app. vo: now that's the good stuff. mother: cool. daughter: can we go shopping now? tha

>> do you want me to do it? >> i want you to do it. it's grossing me out. >> mm, mm! that's a cadillac. >> that's a cadillac margarita. >> grand marnier, that's good. >> now let him do it. >> he's doing it. he's got it, he's doing it. >> you feel that? i made something just for you. just for your mom. okay? >> for my mom? >> for your mouth. >> for my mouth? >> your mouth only. >> only for my mouth? >> hold on. >> hold on? >> bring it. >> it's the longest i've ever waited for something to come into my mouth. >> ready? >> yeah. >> now, ready, suck it. >> are you going to spit in this? suck it? >> i mean drink it, sorry. >> suck 's i'm going to suck it. >> more. >> mm! >> no, look, it's not moving. more! >> i haven't sucked this hard in a long time. >> you know what, i think me and you can do this all night. >> yeah. we really could. i don't have anywhere else to be. >> me neither. >> okay, great. >> how strong are you? >> not strong at all. >> like how -- >> i'm an english person, i don't have much in the way of a muscle mass. >> i'm going to give you a test. if you ope

you can see it here. the vinyl looks like wood. do you see that? >> we made that -- we made that burled chestnut vinyl -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, it's the most beautiful. it's just so so gorgeous, i eat dinner off it. that's what we do. we sit around the table. yeah, yeah. how's your mom doing, by the way? >> she's doing good. thanks for asking. >> jimmy: she always comes she came by the show a couple times. >> yeah, she loves you. she'll be happy you said that. you know what's very funny, i have to tell you this because on the plane ride over the stewardess came over as we were landing in new york and she said, so what are you doing in town? are you a musician or something? i said, sometimes. [ laughter ] she said well, what are you going to do in new york? i set and i'm just going to a while. well you know, what you should do if you have a chance you should try to get tickets to jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] so -- >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] she said that? >> and i told her you know what? that's a good idea. i'm

you see-- now, diget that right? do you have your own line of premium-- >> no, i do not. >> stephen: what is-- hold let me get this right. whoopi and mia medical cannabis. >> it's all about the menstrual cycle. you can't smoke it. it's not smokeable. you rub it. it's for people -- >> you rub it? >> you rub it. so somebody said to me -- >> what if you're somebody like me who does not have a menstrual cycle-- ( knocks on desk ) been a while, it's been a while. can i rub it on me? >> your muscles will probably feel better. >> stephen: oh, wow. >> we're not here to get you-- we don't want to get you high. all you need is a weed map for that. what we're trying to do is get you doing something that is better for you than taking maybe some of the pills that are around for women who have strong menstrual cycles. and because people think menstrual pain is fake, there was kind of-- yeah. >> stephen: i don't think it's fake. >> many people do. >> stephen: really? >> yeah. >> stephen: who? >> a lot of women who have never >> men wh

you pack your own luggage or do you have a service? >> come on, i am johnny everyman. of course i do. i wish i had that. will you pack my bags for me. no. doesn't happen. >> jimmy: weird thing. you should have that. i could do that for you. >> no one knows what i am going to need. no one knows. >> see. >> i need that particular, you know, red t-shirt with a vampire on it. otherwise i can't get to sleep. you know. the thing you buy. i find that there is really only one way to pack. >> jimmy: what is it? >> strip naked and give yourself two hours. [ laughter ] you take it, either way you take a shower. and the wife comes and, you know, knocks on the glass door, says, "i'm leaving now, love you." then she goes. and i got the whole house to myself. crank up the itunes. buck naked. air dry. and then you fold that t-shirt like that. and then you slide it around. and the only problem i have is the dog. >> jimmy: why? >> the dog worships me. never leaves my side. as i'm, you know, as the entire package dances before her. you know? if you know w

it could save your life. >> what you doing, honey? >> just pouring myself a fresh cup of joe. >> coffee is for losers. look what i got. >> zoe, how did you get those? >> i sold maddy's bike. let's go smoke them. >> i don't know. >> what's the matter. [ clucking ] >> i'm no chicken, come on! >> yes. >> if you suspect that your parent are doing drugs, talk to them. >> mom, dad, what are you doing in there? >> nothing. >> before it's too late. >> go away. go away. go away. >> how was school? >> we have to talk. >> so, what did you guys learn? >> marijuana >> we just wanted to be cool. like the greenburgs. >> you guys the greenburgs are dead. dead from pot. >> pot killed the greenbergs. don't let your family be next. [ applause ] >> when we come back, we pulled, i don't think this one was going to work. pulled a great prank with the new iphone you have to see to when we come back. so stick around. we will be right back. ? ? scalpel. i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm just a tv doctor. i never went to college. (scream) i don't do blood. but

you recoup from that? how do you bounce back. >> you post a picture with her. >> no, you take her to borah and borah and propose possibly? see that? she said yes. >> man, that's a long way to go to get around that strip club thing. >> but he's real fast so he probably got there quick. >> ya. >> let's get there, get this done and get out. >> what can i do to bounce back from this? >> fly to borah-borah and i ask her for her hands in marriage. >> that's tough because after all that, you're like okay, fine, looks like she said yes though. >> she did. >> better hold onto him, honey. he runs fast. >> ya, he does. >> there was a a lot of peace, peace, love and soul. beyonce's 35th birthday, her birthday over the week end. >> so the theme was soul train. >> soul train. >> look at her get it. go b. and there is jay-z right behind her. >> i love this idea. soul train. >> oh, yes. i mean, she was moving. she, look at her there with the birthday cake. blue ivy there. >> oh, alicia keys, usher. >> why 70s theme party she was

you guys mind if i do one of those instamemes? [ camera shutters ] >> jimmy: ew! gary. >> anyway. speaking of snacks. i just want to let you know your mom and i are upstairs making the peanut brittle if you are in the mood for a nifty crunch. ? it's salty it's sweet it so much fun to eat you can eat a lot ? ? or you can eat a little that's the joy of peanut brittle ? >> jimmy: ew, gary stop. >> hey! i'll catch you two on the flippity flop. >> jimmy: gary get lost. i'm sorry. okay, its time for the ew speed round. here we go. good and plenty. >> ew. >> jimmy: salad tongs. >> ew. >> ew, that's so old. >> jimmy: i know. adam levine? >> ew, gross. >> jimmy: joe pesci. >> cute. >> jimmy: what? really? >> yeah, he's like a really talented actor. have you ever seen "eight heads in a duffel bag?" >> jimmy: "eight heads in a a duffel bag?" no, never heard of that. pumpkin spice latte. >> ew, i love them. >> jimmy: ew, me too. actually, ew, it's so pumpkiny. it's so pumpkin. i'm drinking a pumpkin. that's all the time we have for "ew." i w

great to see you again. "what it do?" >> oh, it does, stephen. >> stephen: i see you come to us from a golf course. i'm sorry, did we interrupt a round? >> oh, i don't play golf, stephen. i just dress up like tiger woods autographs. they don't know. >> stephen: good to hear, good to hear. speaking of confused white people, what do you think about donald trump saying there's never been a worse time for black people? >> that's true, stephen. unless "time" includes history. but let me tell you, this black person never had it better. >> stephen: really? >> you bet. scarcity determines value. as one of the few black trump >> stephen: speaking of which, did you hear about that guy in canada? >> yeah, he's ad any friend of mine. stay strong, leston! >> stephen: i'm surprised you support trump. you're not going to miss barack obama in the white house? >> oh, absolutely, stephen. i'll miss all the wonderful retail opportunities he provided. those anti-obama rallies were great for my business. remember when i used to sell these obam

but hey, tiny signs, what are you going to do. u know what is so strange is, this man, genuinely thought people who go around blowing people up will be stopped by a sign? you are realize you're talking to terrorist, not vampires. they don't need to be invited in. or maybe he is on to something, but if you think about t we never tried that. we never tried to call terrorists with a sign, maybe the airports need a sign that says no terrorists and guys will be like oh, we were going to blowp the airport but rules are rules. they say we can't come in. (applause) that's how powerful ice cream is, pem. the appeal is universal, i scream, you scream, we all scream for the death of infidels who po lawsuit the sank tit of our land and also ice cream. wonderful, funny news. you know, it's funny, people always ask me, they go trevor, how do you laugh when the news is sad. how do you find the jokes and everythingment i tell people it's not that i find things funny. it's that my mind uses that as a tool to protect me from pain. and i always see t

>> jimmy: how are you doing? you here. >> an honor to be here. >> jimmy: i know you watch the show regularly. >> very. i e-mail you all night long sending you notes about it. >> jimmy: i'm always up. >> that's the amazing thing, like a vampire, you never sleep. >> jimmy: we met -- i can't believe we met almost 20 years ago. >> yes. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> at a rehearsal in burbank. >> jimmy: that's right. >> they brought you in to be the first person to be the cohost and we said, don't bother bringing in anyone else. >> jimmy: that is true, that worked out like that. >> it was just incredibl almost immediately. >> it was amazing. you were so f'ing funny from the get-go, it was a joke. nobody else could even remotely -- >> jimmy: well, we didn't bother to see if anyone else could, which was fortunate for me. >> yes. when your cousin came on. >> jimmy: cousin sal. >> he was wonderful. >> jimmy: probably the funniest person i know. >> he is a genius. >> jimmy: for those who have not seen the show, guillermo, have

travis: how you doing? trevor: good to see you. s: what i thought we could do is just really get a sense of what the revenues look like and what's happened each year. so, 2011 you did $500,000 worth of business. gross profit of $129,000. 2012 -- $979,000 of revenue, which is a good job, by the way. 2013 -- the sales go to $436,000. they drop in half. you lost $200,000. travis: that would be the year we started, basically, redoing the brand. 2014 -- $311,000, lost $87,000. 2015 -- $279,000, lost $34,000. on the balance sheet, the total liabilities are $71,987. does that include the credit cards that you guys told me about? trevor: yeah. lemonis: and you didn't take any significant pay. what's at stake for you guys in this business? travis: [ sighs ] the last 5, 6 years of my life and my future, so everything. brad: i moved home with my parents and my wife. trevor: the three of us have given blood, sweat, and tears into this business, and we all believe in it so much. brad: it broke my heart 'cause the whole charity aspect and giving

i'm like, "what are you doing?" at, i understand that i just need to give you exactly what you want. i fully intend to bring the assignment delivered on time. lemonis: on time was friday. so let's just stop saying that. i would like this done by monday, okay? dan: i understand you. lemonis: this is dan's last chance to get this right. i have buyers coming here on monday, and we're gonna sell shoes. if he doesn't have everything ready, he's no longer gonna be the creative director. this space needs to also be completed by monday. -dan: excellent. -lemonis: so whatever sort of decor, arrangement, computers, whatever -- by monday. -dan: okay. -lemonis: does that work? dan: that works. thank you. thank you. lemonis: what's happening, guys? dave: hey! how you doing? -lemonis: how are you? -dave: good to see you. -lemonis: what's happening? -david: how you doing, my man? lemonis: i'm gonna be honest with you. you guys did a good job. dan: i'm very glad that you like it. really. it makes me really happy. lemonis: these guys

stage and do it. but you rea leadup to doing stand-up. >> oh, yeah. you've got to go back to the clubs and work out and do all that stuff. >> jimmy: you're not doing that stuff. >> but i might. >> jimmy: you might? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i haven't done it in so long. i'm curious now to what -- like so much has changed. i'm like what would even come out? you know, i don't even know what i would be like. >> jimmy: because you have all someone who packs for you and it's harder to -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] i don't have no leather suits. i don't have any leather suits. >> jimmy: we can get you a leather suit. the new thing is vinyl. i think that will work even better. well, i tell you what. it's really a thrill to have you here. honestly, it is. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate your coming. i pray that you do decide to do stand-up again because i think i speak for everybody when i you know, screw your life, we want to see some stand-up comedy from eddie murphy. [ cheers and app

would you mind doing it again? you don't have to do all of the pages. and would you try this adjustment?" whatever, you know? and i made a better tape. goes by, and i'm kind of freaking out about it. i've been auditioning for a long time. >> seth: sure, sure. i've been there. >> and i could tell this was a special, special part. and -- and i sort of freaked -- i was kind of freaking out about it. i couldn't fall asleep, and my phone rings, and it's sarah paulson and she's like, "how are you doing?" [ laughter ] and i was, like, "oh, i'm kind of freaking out, you know." and she was like, "well, just listen to me." she's like, "i know things, okay? and i can't say anything, and i don't know anything, but i know things." [ laughter ] know things." [ laughter ] and i can't say anything, but i know things." [ laughter ] >> seth: this is like a prank call. >> yeah, basically. [ laughter ] she's like, "so, i don't you to worry. and it turns out i have to go to belfast, and i think this is, like, the final act -- >> seth: yeah. >> i've got a screentest. >> seth: