david: i know you do not like it and you can argue with them. what do you do? ou walk out, or use another card? what is your other card? kenneth: i do not have another card. i do not have another card. i only use american express cards. david: what happens if they do not take american express? do you just walk out? kenneth: i walk out. because there are alternatives. the reality is that we can meet the vast spending needs of our customers. there are other options they have, and it is certainly in my interest to take advantage of those options. david: is your wife allowed to have a visa or mastercard? or your children? kenneth: you know my wife is very independent. she has decided on her own that she only carries our products. david: ok. kenneth: what is very, very important is i studied the competition intensively. we do have people in the company who have other cards, who test them, who use them so we can find out what is happening in the marketplace. and i think that is very important. david: your largest shareholder, i think, is warren buffett. does he call y

how can you possibly relate to them? do you do it through e-mails? how do keep them informed? have so many employees. indra: we do videos, e-mails, we do town halls and forums every quarter. every time i travel, we meet with employees, and i do town halls in the town or country i go to. occasionally i write a letter to the employee base as a whole. for example, when my kids were going to college i wrote a personal letter saying i'm going through tremendous separation angst. or if i felt employees were not calling their parents often enough, i would write why it is important to call parents. so, whatever is on my mind on a personal basis. i want them to know me as a person rather than just an executive. i'm accessible to them and talk to everybody, from the front to my senior executives. david: a number of years ago you spoke at the economic club in washington and made a speech that, i thought, captured a lot of people's attention. one thing you said was you write letters to your senior officer'' mothers to give them a report card on how their children are doing. do you still do

i know what i was doing. >> why don't you tell me what you were doing, and i'll tell you. >> i was watchingundhog day. why do you think "groundhog day" has such longevity? >> because amc can get away with showing it all day long. >> reporter: bill murray is very much like the rest of us. he's got a cellphone. not because he's eager to hear from hollywood types. >> i don't really like talking on the phone. i only got a phone to communicate with my son. and they don't answer the phone, if you have children, you know they done answer the phone. but they will respond to a text, because it's just a little bit hipper. >> reporter: in fact he doesn't have an agent. he doesn't have a publicist. he does have a 1-800 phone number. leave a message. but he may not get around to it too quickly. >> kristen wiig who is so wonderful, sent me something and said would you look at this thing, and i'm just not very organized. >> so you lost it? >> for a while i lost it. but didn't get around to watching this thing she wanted me to watch. then she said, well, jack nicholson took the job. that guy is a poacher,

you. [laughter] i said, ok sir. if i do not get three stars, would you consider giving me the division on the way home? he says, that will not happen. i go to japan and work in the air force, three-star. i talk with my hands, in addition to being italian. [laughter] really,e: we get along really well for two years. weaknesses,es, my his strength, my strengths, work well together. together. he gets four stars and commands, i get three stars and commands. , andcomes vice chairman another is nominated to be chairman. they say to him, who do you want to be our vice chair? and he says, peter pace. advertising, if you give me the same choice -- [laughter] gen. pace: fair enough. i was doing the best i could, they put me on a track with the vice chairman. you sure people know what want. speak up for what you would like to do. someplace where you would rather be doing something else, tell your boss. i get it, i will do it the best i can. yes, it is possible. if it becomes available i would love to have a chance to do this. make sur

doug, let me ask you. how dohink this year's super bowl will compare to super bowl extra large? >> well, i haven't heard that comparison. what i have heard are comparisons to super bowl v. and super bowl iv. and super bowl iii. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i've heard those -- i've heard those same comparisons. >> yes. but no matter who wins or loses, let's just hope that the super bowl is around for a long time. so our great, great, great, great grandchildren may one day live to see super bowl mmmdkkkxlk. >> jimmy: gasundheit. >> thank you! >> jimmy: doug whitman everybody! [ cheers and applause ] doug whitman. hey, if you're a pet owner, you should listen to this, you guys. new research finds that cats and dogs have equal intelligence. while not everyone agrees on this, particularly the cat and dog we interviewed about the study. here's what they had to say. first this dog said, "that's ridiculous. everyone knows dogs are smarter. that's why we're man's best friend." then this cat said, "actually you're m

once you do that, you live with the result and you're okay as a person once you do that. >> congressman, thank you very much for your time. >> appreciate it. >> no from the this afternoon at the white h

you buy and when do you buy? people are so nervous. u have get in. do you buy tech, given they are in a fight with trump? where is your pick? >> i think we are in the most uncertain times since the late 70s. that's how i see the 40-year cycle coming into play. it's almost like musical chairs. even if the government and the fed raising rates. you don't know what stocks to buy. you need to be diversified and nimble. you need to make sure you are working with somebody who those what they are doing based on what the market conditions are or you are a long-term investor and you buy the dips. liz: what do you buy? >> healthcare. the on sector that's count last 12 months. what's repeal and replace going to look like. meanwhile demographics are improving. i'm nibbling on healthcare and weakness. technology, the best sector on the market. when we get repatriation which i think we'll, there is no sector better. gary: it sounds like if you are right, i should be buying bonds. >> the report comes out every friday afternoon by the futures trading co

whatever you want. dream, dotever you want, but just get a good set of grades so in school so you're mother can get you married off. that was my upbringing, and we had checks and balances at home. david: you did get some degrees in india, and then you decided to get a degree from the yale school of management. when you said to your parents, i am going to go to yale, which is in connecticut, united states, what did they say? indra: this is perhaps the biggest mystery of all. because my conservative mother and my supportive father allowed actually allowed me to come to the united states. shocked the hell out of me, because i would have thought my mother would have fasted for days and thrown a temper tantrum. absolutely not. she actually came to the airport and saw me off. they even bought me an airline ticket, which even today i wonder how they did it. what caused them to do it? but they were both very supportive. they had enough people to look up on me to make sure i had a support system, but they encouraged me to

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>> what are you doing? e you -- >> he's so in touch and he's just so generous. >> jimmy: there is an exercise that i call the distrust fall. your job is to fall -- fall. i will not catch you. >> okay. >> jimmy: do you trust me? >> yes. >> jimmy: you shouldn't. >> okay. >> jimmy: because i'm not going to catch you. >> correct. >> jimmy: when you fall, it will be onto the ground. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: eddie, i'd like you to scream cry the lines that you have. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: less screaming, more crying. >> where is my wife? >> jimmy: there was no screaming at all there. it's called a scream cry. ahh -- >> ahh. >> jimmy: ahh -- >> ahh. >> jimmy: do you hear how terrible that was? that was terrible. sit down. fill the cup with tears. tilda swinton would have filled three, four cups of those by now. you realize that? who is my favorite student? that is a very difficult question to answer because i -- hate them all. so very much. >> jim told me -- he didn't think i could act my wa

you guys, do you guys know each other at all? light laughter ] can you stand up and just get together? can i just see what it looks like together? that's pretty cool. pretty awesome. looking pretty good. who else has plaid on? anyone else wearing plaid tonight? can we maybe -- just get over here. >> steve: oh, my god. these two guys. >> jimmy: can we get -- just come on down here if you're wearing a plaid shirt. i think it's -- [ laughter ] yeah, come over here, yeah. come on over. hey, how are you? that's great. come on over, yeah. if you have a plaid shirt, come on down. let's get over -- let's just gather over here. i think -- this makes sense. just to see what's happening. hey, they get to know each other. hey, how you doing, man? all right. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: nice to see you. hey, how you doing? pleasure. how are you, buddy? nice to see you, man. how you doing man? >> i'm doing okay. how are you? >> jimmy: hey man, how's it going? all good? >> steve: [ inaudible ] >> jimmy: hey! like your shirt. thumbs up. hey, ho

you your job better -- do you your job well. i do mine reasonably well. you say something like that, don't think dinlt hear that. >> all right. so when your profession is supposed to be a creative profession, what did you sneen. >> okay. it's become different than that. it's the art of architecture has not been celebrated like maybe it should be. when you see the buildings built in all the it is cities aren't nothing in them speaks of art, of the art of architecture. so they're economic constructs. and god bless them, the developers, you know, that's their model. that's their business. but architecture which is one click stop more, it's not that big a deal, does what we were able to do which is very inexpensive building, earned a few hundred billion euros since it opened. so it is powerful when it's done that right and history of architecture shows the power of it. >> i heard you talk about this before. certainly in our personal and private conversations you raised this issue. i wonder if i can get you to share the conversation n

how are you doing today? host: doing well. ller: you have had some interesting comments this morning. rhinos.s and it is very embarrassing. the democratic party has absolutely nothing, nothing. away at just flailing trump. what is he doing? he is trying to influence the laws on the books in the united states of america. in order to keep our people safe. the rightaws are not laws, then they should change them. -- you know,really they have no idea how much damage they are doing. not just to themselves, but they are doing damage to their shows. if they think they are helping the democrats, they are not. they are helping the republicans. i am in arkansas, and i am an attorney. i follow this stuff rather closely. of medical malpractice, a lot of cases, and i have studied these cases. it seems like the hollywood people really enjoy finding out who our greatest enemy is, and then they love him. russia was our greatest enemy. heroas there hero -- their ? stalin. stalin was invited to the west coast. he was the guy who was celebrated by

what are you going to do? what you going to do? you're faced with a $500 million hole in the bucket. and the next year is a $700 million hole in the bucket. if you cut rainy day more, the rate holders, the people that create our rates for our bonds are going to torpedo us. we've got issues. we've got real problems. so i want to tell you this. i don't mean this in any bad way, because i'm the one that signed up to run for governor. but we've got an 18 carat dog's mess, don't we? we do. i didn't create the dog's mess. i have inherited the dog's mess. and i am telling you, you have to have real direction and real ideas and real cooperation together to be able to get out of this. now, there is two ways. two ways you can get there. and you got to forgive me, i'm not nervous, but i just sweat a lot. a lot. and i got a bad knee, and man does it hurt. but there's two ways you can get out of it -- or a combination of ways. the first way is to just cut more. cut more. well, let me tell you just this. just think about this just for a second. a

you were the victim of that. do you see any comparison? with how the press is treating president trump and president obama? >> certainly nothing that the trump administration has done with or to the news media approaches in seriousness and nature the conduct of the obama administration towards the press. and especially fox news and me, but not just fox news and me. there was also an issue with the associated press and others. i think what we are seeing here in all these clashes with president trump and the news media that you were playing those clips of is a mix of things. on the one hand you have a simple institutional biological reflective response on the part of an organism, the news media beltway journalism crowd against someone who made it a chief campaign platform to call them out for their dishonesty, so they are pushing back. part of it is kinds of a shock to the system for the news media that things are being done differently at all than the way they have always been done here in the news media. what, you are giving questions to a

judge jeanine: do you believe that? >> i do believe that. fit was selling so well and nordstrom was making so much money -- judge jeanine: don't you believe product placement has a great deal to do with whether something fails? >> smaw >> marshalls and tj maxx did the same thing. judge jeanine: the emmyees at marshalls and tj maxx said they never saw an email like that before that said take count signs. >> i loved her speech. then when i found out that dress was -- judge jeanine: her father is proud of what she does. >> i was upset she brought her line into politics. judge jeanine: because she wore a dress she made. do you believe that a woman who devoted her life to women -- >> she was using her name to sell a product. right now her name is not that popular and the product is not selling. judge jeanine: thank you so much. back to breaking news. a ballistic missile fired from north korea. here to join us is chris colins from new york. >> good evening judge. you had a great opening statement. judge jeanine: i know the trump family, i know i va

do you want to do that? >> we're a very divided nation. you go back to the founding and i would like to see if we could bring people together. so many bad things happening. and, by the way, so many great things happening like the museum but we're going to try very hard to bring people together in a much stronger way picht just so divided, so sad to see and i've seen you speak so beautifully on the subjects on the various show and tim has been just an advocate for bringing people together. ben we fully know about but there are so many people working on it and we want to keep that going. >> reporter: why do you think those divisions still exist in this country, are so deep and. sometimes it gets better and then it busts apart. but we want to have it get very much better, get unified and stay together. you've seen it where often times it gets much better and then pleaus up. part of the buoy of what you're doing here with the museum and the success of the museum. the success is very important. it's doing tremendo

how many of these do you think exist in the world, do you think this is the only one? in new york on fifth avenue. >> i thought there was four. is there more? >> reporter: well, do you think there is only one in philadelphia? >> there is a littler one of these somewhere in philly. >> there is a bigger one on the penn campus. so if you can't get your picture here you can go over to penn today. >> cool. >> yes, all right, there is a whole lot of trivia with this. do you have an idea how much it is weighing? >> 2 tons. >> look, nobody is picking it up today, they have are a big forklift here. marching over burke, her short title is director of public art for philadelphia. what's your official title? >> public art director for the officer of arts culture and the creative economy. >> and you need two business cards to put that on, right? >> yes, it is pretty long. >> your business cards way as much as this statue which is what? >> somewhere around 600 pounds we're told. >> and that base by the way i always thought it looked kind of cheesey. robert end ann, a the sculptors t

you got to do it. you got to do it. how ya doing, buddy? ou as well. what is your name? >> ime. >> jimmy: ime. >> yes. >> jimmy: ime. ime, the nba all-star game is coming up. if you owned your own basketball team -- there's the knicks, the celtics. what would it be called? >> they would be called the corn hustlers. [ laughter ] super fresh corn hustlers. how's that? >> jimmy: corn -- [ light laughter ] hustler? >> yes. we hustle for the corn. >> jimmy: i gotcha. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i understand what you guys do. super fresh corn hustlers. [ light laughter ] what city would the team be from? >> colorado. or -- kansas. kansas corn hustlers. the kansas corn hustlers. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] i'm so -- i'm so lost. i have no idea what's going on. but we have ime, and if he had his own basketball team it would be called the super fresh corn hustlers, and they're from kansas. so this last one, can you guys do like a yacht rock-style song? like a '70s, kind of chill out, on a boat type of -- ♪ yeah. ♪ ♪ ime i traveled a long long way

and you do think -- you mentioned the australian-u.s. free trade agreement has not come into the firing line, but do people back at home worry about that is the next week of the moment? -- tweet of the moment? ambassador hockey: well, america has a 2-1 trade surplus against australia. and we're comfortable with that because there are other benefits out of that, partly because, as i mentioned, componentry. boeing planes, boeing headquarters in chicago, key components are made in austro did in fact, i think boeing's second-biggest offshore workforce is in australia helping to make component parts of the passenger jets. part of the flipside is we're t he second-biggest producer of the joint strike fighter. host: apparently it is very expensive. ambassador hockey: and we are cheering on the president reducing the cost. but we're there, you know? we are a massive buyer of catholic equivalent - of caterpillar equipment. our mining industry has been using caterpillar trucks it cuts both ways. i do not think you can unscramble the egg here. but,

do good for people. youhould try to do it whether you get dirty or not. ♪ ♪ terre: welcome back to "big problems/big thinkers." i am terre blair. as the song goes, money can't buy you love. but can it buy you happiness? take a look. thomas: my dad always used to say, "money cannot buy poverty." i am a believer in that. he said rich or poor, it is good to have money. it certainly helps, but it is not a guarantee of anything. the happiest times of my life have always been when i have been part of a group embedded in the community, doing something good or large. that is what brings me happiness, the most satisfaction. when i am part of a team doing something big and great. it has nothing to do with money. prof. appiah: money is not the way to measure your life. as i said, mostly people do. many people get the balance wrong, they think money matters more than it does. i think many people who have gotten lots of money figure that out. there are all these people who make a certain amount of money and they retire a

how do you approach them? how do you frame them? how do you present them. >> sure. >> who are the voices in them? where do they start? where do they stop? if it's just washington talking to washington or new york talking to new york, we don't get much variety. >> right. >> we're not listening and asking a variety -- a real diversity night i don't think the crisis right now is about the news media. the crisis right now is about the truth. and we are going to be in dogged pursuit of the truth no matter what happens to us, frank. fib me if i sound like i'm getting up on my high horse. you asked sean spicer are you going to throw them out of the white house. they can throw us out of the white house. they can kick us down the street. we'll set up your trucks on pennsylvania avenue and do the exact same stories every day. it doesn't matter what they do because we're here to do our job. that's all we're doing, frank, is doing our job. guess what, being out on the campaign trail for a year as i was, i went to every one of these rallies to he

but you are doing a job that did your souls, so we thank you. you do an extraordinary job, and we in congress rely on you for exactly these reasons. the title of today's hearing is empowering inspector generals. our committee has acted in a bipartisan manner under both democratic and republican leadership to promote the critical work of igs. for example,, on december 16, 2016, president obama signed into law the bipartisan inspector general empowerment act of 2016. however, one thing that disempowers inspector generals is when they are threatened, threatened with retaliation for reporting waste, fraud, and abuse. or even worse threatened with determination. when that happens it's up to this committee to step in, investigate, and protect our igs yesterday i sent a letter along with vice ranking member of this committee, mr. connolly, to the white house. i raise concerns about a disturbing report that troll officials threatened to remove numerous, numerous inspector generals after the inauguration. this all started on friday january 13th. the trum

if you do that, you can't go to heaven. >> so, do you think you're not going to heaven? >> well, no, because i am no longer in that situation. it's been i'd say five years since i've done anything like that. >> but soon after his arrival at santa rosa, officials say he began to act out in other ways. >> i was here three days and i was -- received a dr. they said that i was gunning down a woman officer, looking at her in the officer's station as i was in the shower. >> gunny is prison slang for masturbating in front of others. >> i wasn't doing it, i wasn't thinking about her, wasn't looking at her at all. didn't know she was there. >> while he denies inappropriate conduct in front of prison staff, anthony bell freely admits to it. >> hey, like i say, it's like this. you know what i'm saying? i'm a man. not ashamed to say what i do, you know what i'm saying? okay, i gun. you know what i'm saying? i'm not going to lie, i gun. you wake up that morning, that urge, you're feeling that urge, you know what i'm saying? you see a female, you know what i'm saying, you master bait.

that's why -- [ laughter ] i mean, you could do -- you could do whatever. it's endless for you. fantastic thing. and now tomorrow you're going to boston for the parade. which such a great city too. they know how to do it. they really -- and this is new york. [ cheers and applause ] when do you get to enjoy all this? are you enjoying it now? >> we're here. >> we're here. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course. you're here. yeah. i hope you're enjoying it now. [ cheers and applause ] has it sunken in? >> you know, you do all the media stuff and you have to do all the obligations for the team, and once you get to -- get back and go to boston and get towards that parade, have a a couple of cold ones with the boys -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> that's when it starts to become -- >> jimmy: the real thing. >> the real thing. >> jimmy: before you can enjoy. i will say atlanta played a a great game. obviously the falcons. is there anything -- because we've had people on. bill, you know what it's like to get there and not win. sorry, to bring it up. don't -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy

draw a distinction between what you do and who you are? >> completely. >> what's that distinction? >> i've always had a cynical attitude toward what we do, i love it, i do it as best i can, but there's always a kind of cynicism. and a kind of intellectual distance from it. so when they say cut, it's the end of the day, i forget about it completely. unless i did the scene somewhat badly, then i think about it, wish i could do it again. and beyond that, i have a very private life, read a great deal, interested in a lot of things other than the business. mostly politics and history. and sports. that saves me, sports is what has saved me always in my life. >> i saw you with our friend steven a. smith on espn the other day. that was a great conversation. >> thank you. >> why is victor neumann -- why is eric braden on espn. >> i love sports. >> love american football, love basketball, love track and field and boxing. enormous respect. i used to box at 78th and hoover and 108th and broadway. 78th and hoover doesn't exist any more. 108th and broadw

sorry. >> jimmy: oh, we need more contestants. >> did you do -- did you ever do it with, like, jointsother ] >> jimmy: yeah. we'll be spinning around and end up in the, in the hall. >> anyway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys, their new album "the breaker" is out now. give it up for little big town! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys! i don't have to spray you with anything. are you wearing glasses? >> i'm ready. [ talking over each other ] >> yeah. >> this is amazing. >> jimmy: we all love each other. all right, guys. hey, you guys -- >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: all right. guys, the game works like musical chairs but instead of diving into empty chairs, we're grabbing the red cups of beer. when the music stops one person will be left empty-handed they're out of the game and have to hang out with dj dave supreme on the wheel to -- [ laughter ] we're going to do six rounds. the last one standing is the "musical beers" champion. okay everybody, space yourselves out. >> there's not much beer in there. >> jimmy: get ready. it's only the first round. >> all right. >> jimmy: quest, start us off wh

[dramatic music builds] - what the [bleep] are you doing? - nice. central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. and thank you, to you, at home. my guest tonight is the president and c.e.o. of the international rescue committee, david miliband is joining us, everybody. i'm really excited. ( cheers and applause ) we're going to be discussing the i.r.c.'s mission to help refugees fleeing chaos wherever it is-- syria, iraq, the white house-- wherever. but let's get right to the big story, folks. by now, you've probably heard the major announcement, the one that's going to change america's future. it's twins! yeah! it's twins! that's right. beyonce and jay-z announced on instagram that their family will "will be growing by two." yeah. she's so perfect. ( laughter ) she is just so perfect. as a gift to us all, she-- she even did it on the first day of black history month. ( lau

i think if you do what i am trying to propose to you to do, you can get rid of this, and you can get rid of this in three years. now, this deals with your roads. and this does too. now, let me tell you this. i said a minute ago, i am adamantly against raising your taxes. we have got to find a way to not completely kill the patient. now, look what happens. three years, this goes away. three years, this goes away. i'll tell you about this in just one second. i want to tell you one last thing. my goal -- jim justice's goal as your governor -- is to do one thing, and that is to be the eighth state in this country with no income tax. none. now, that's my goal. i hate like crazy to deliver to you what you have to do. that's my goal. now, remember, i said what i said about a half a penny. what would you rather do? would you rather have your school plummeted even more. your seniors just for gotten. your vets forgotten. your parks closed. fairmont state shut down. on and on and on. or would you be willing as a peoples to say, i'm willing to pay a half penny more. and i'm willing as a business

but you really do think that. to go in the studio let all of their feelings out then we love it. >> then you will have a break up song. >> that you can relate tonight don't you agree? >> oh, yes. >> do you have a good break up song? >> i know you like teddie, teddy pendergress? >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> tko, that's another good one. he got knocked, what happened? >> technical knock out. >> well, photo it. >> what's going on? punch it up. punch it up. >> okay, so speaking, at this event, this was a surprise, so that everybody was really excited. >> well, wonder why we didn't go to it when he walked out? maybe we didn't know? >> well, it was a surprise. >> donut surprise? >> surprise to us. >> normally it is a heart, looks like he is a donut something today. i'm sure he is probably talking about explaining, because he is known for wearing the heart on his sweatshirts. >> he's not known for wearing a donut? >> well, actually really known for his music. but yes. >> and the pick in his hair. >> true. >> all right. yesterday, s

and how did you do that? - well, yesterday at work i was spinning my wedding ring, trying to break my record of 72 seconds... when it flew off the desk and went under the radiator. - did you break the record? - no. - ahh! god! oh! - guys, when i went to go get it, i noticed our wedding date engraved on the inside. but i haven't even told you guys the best part. - that i believe. - usually by this time of year, audrey's dropped a bunch of hints about what she'd like me to get her or what she wants to do, but this year, nothing. i'm thinking maybe she forgot. - oh, hey, buddy, i'm really sorry. - why? it'd be the greatest thing that ever happened. - better than the time that that squirrel beat up a possum? - i don't believe that happened. - i know what i saw. anyway, why is it so great that she forgot your anniversary? - 'cause usually i forget. i've been the goat in our marriage for a long time. i forget things. i'm selfish. i'm insensitive. that's not gonna change. if i remember the same year audrey forgot, i

what did you do? p on the carpet. [ light laughter ] you don't want to win like that, bad dog. who's next? aww, this guy couldn't have done anything too bad. i tested positive for dog steroids. [ light laughter ] bad dog. who's next? oh, i love him. this is a german short-haired pointer, and was best in show in 2016. what could he have done? putin helped me win. [ light laughter ] [cheers and applause] terrible. terrible dog. who's next? interesting. all i can say is interesting. what did she do? i went full tanya harding on a shih tzu backstage. [ light laughter ] who's next? so freakin' cute. love a spaniel. what did you do? as part of the westminster-eastminister dog show rivalry, i killed the notorious p.u.g. [ laughter and applause ] bad dog. who do we have next? big old british bulldog. what did you do? i use a fake british accent to get laid. [ light laughter ] who's next? that's a sheep dog! i grew up with sheep dogs, they're my favorite, let's see. i keep my bangs long so no one can tell how s

but you do, don't you, senator? >> i'd rather have you tell tell me whether i do than -- >> i think you do. >> okay. >> and i think you surround yourself with people who have high moral and ethical standards, correct? >> i try to. >> okay. and you -- you have been a senator from this state for how many years? >> 36. >> okay. now you've got really nothing to prove. you are not beholden to really anybody but the constituents who re -- who elect you to serve again. so i think the thing you need to do is speak out, okay? now, we have the minority of people in this country have elected a president that constant leap lies and uses misinformation. constantly. he belittles people with physical handicaps. if those two things don't bother from you a moral and ethical standard, tell me what line in the sand you are going to draw that they will. he degrades vietnam p.o.w.s and one of them being a senator from your party. he belittles families of afghan and iraqi veterans who have been killed. he says the press is the enemy of t

>> i never get paid. >> so basically -- how can you live like that? how do you survive? . it starts in april, i started an internship and i won't get paid for the next six months. >> asks a question, how do you feed yourself? >> i just take them. i give the security guards incredible experience. last week one tackled me from behind and tackled me. they work amazingly as a team. >> you just have to talk to them like they're 10. >> i'm going to need actual physical cash. i'mshockei'm isapinted tha a fantastic - >> 15 -- 20 tweets. >> you want to go out and have some fun in the snow? >> yes. >> just hook up with a hoe -- a track hoe. yeah. tie yourself to it have it spin around and enjoy. >> works with snowboards or skis. this is a ton of f you get a little bit of aerial going on too. this kind of fun is best captured by -- >> yeah, that's what's going on here. >> mostly thrills, couple of spills. including one with the drone. >> where did they get the they have connections. they did a video where they used the samef machinery over water. they said go have some fun in the sn

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>> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight? >> jimmy: yeah, but -- did you get a gift basket? what was in that gift basket? can i get some of that nourishing lotion? can i get some of those soaps? yo, chris. did leta rock it tonight? chris, who are you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing! >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. th

you were chanting america was never great earlier. doou believe that. >> it's a chant, 5, 6, 7, 8, america was never great. jesse: america was pretty great when we defeated the nazis. which nations are on the temporary travel ban list? >> as of right now i'm not completely sure about the actual countries. >> libya, iraq, afghanistan. lebanon. many like -- like -- like. >> this isn't turning out the way i want it to. >> what he wants is not american. that's bads bad phrasing, i'm on tv. jesse: why wouldn't you want people extremely vetted before they come here to this one tri. >> why should they be extremely vetted. jesse: because they are havens of terrorism. >> americans are havens of terrorism. jesse: if you this this is terrorism you have should see syria. >> iran is not a terrorist country jess require many the number one sponsor of terrorism in the world. do you believe in borders? don't you want to check to see if someone is cool but let them in? >> of course you always want to check. jesse: that's why we want extreme vetting some

if you do, what makes that so? ms. ifill: if you think that african-americans uniquely need to be led, as if we need to anoint someone to take us from the wilderness, i think we are past that. i think we are at the point where it is a broader swath of leadership we are talking about. i consider leadership to the people who run for public office, but also people who open up storefronts, stores in areas that might not otherwise get commerce. i consider leadership to be a broad range of things which don't have to do with the 1960's notion of the one guy leading, almost always the guy, leading everyone else. so sure, if you say, your definition of leadership is a leader or a couple of leaders, maybe there is a crisis, because that is not to lead anymore, and because of the sacrifices and because of the things these single and dual leaders did, we have this broader idea. we have the luxury of having a broader idea of what leadership is. >> excuse me. isn't that 1960's definition of leadership just that, a 1960's definition o

you don't do it days before. ok at the price right before the event. >> it looks like our time has expired. we'll see you back here next friday for more back here monda for "fast." "mad money" with jim cramer starts right now. >>> my mission is simple, to make you money. i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere, and i promise to help you find it. "mad money" starts now. >>> hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends. i'm just trying to make you some money. my job is not just to entertain but to teach and educate. so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc or tweet me @jimcramer. is it a trump day? l, or is it not a trump day? maybe it's just kind of a trump day, meaning a session where

>> wear what makes you feel good. doet anyone tell you what you cannot wear or should wear. >> what do you get the mom who has everything that is expecting twins? >> i don't know. maybe a good foot massage. sunday night, but you know whole be here? the weeknd. i add chance to talk po james corden's a corden and he told me about some special tributes taking place. >> tribute to george michael. i know your first car pool karaoke was george michael and he meant a lot to you. >> a tribute like you never imagined. >> this legend will also be remembered. >> there is a big moment for prince, by one of our superstar performers. >> we hear that will be bruno mars, one of several artist honoring prince. >> all i can tell you is he will burn the place down when he plugs in that guitar. >> we know lady gaga's performing with metallica. yesterday she got grammy ready at a skin care salon. while we can't wait for the collaboration, like many stars his girlfriend, selena gomez, had to deal with the massive blizzard in new york. >> are

what do you think? 7s. >> you know what i think. i always want to kiss you after your opening statement. i never looked at it from that end. it's a clever point you are making. president trump is right he ought to withdraw federal funding from sanctuary cities. as we always find out when liberals win some victory at the federal level. usually some frivolous supreme court decision on gay marriage. that's when were reminded that federal law is supreme. how long ago was the heller case finding the individual rights to own guns. try to get a gun in los angeles or washington or new york or chicago. the day after the gay marriage decision some poor kentucky clerk in kentucky is being harassed. i would add for any cops following jeanine's excellent advice, don't do it in the 9th circuit. judge jeanine: it's time for them to figure out a way to alert law enforcement. their fellow brothers and sisters are in jeopardy. white house correspondents dinner. the president, president trump indicated he's not going. what

how you doing? >> stephen: do you mind doing this? known each other. >> 30 years. >> stephen: how old is your dog? >> nine. >> stephen: you had 21 good years. >> h-- you had 2 is good years. >> stephen: he had another dog before this. >> he's long had a problem with my dog. >> stephen: i love his dog. i made a deal with cbs when i started the show because we make our office a dog-friendly office, and they said okay. almost entirely for paul. and when he brings riley to work, riley loves paul, always wants to be with him. paul often forgets that riley is at the office because he'll leave my office and riley will stay in my office when paul leaves and whine and scratch at the door, and while i love riley, riley's not my problem. riley's paul's problem. >> what kind of policy is that if it's an open-door policy for dogs and he's putting restrictions on us? >> you're closing the door when you leave and the dog can't come out, it's not an open dog policy for dogs. >> stephen: he said i love riley, but -- but means forget what i just said,