look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the . >> this class is managing a disaster. what happens and how do we fit in? emergency operation plan, everything is going to go through the mayor. you have the office of emergency services, everything is supposed to come together over on turk street. that's where the ham radio base station is going to be. that's where they will have a set up. they will be communicating with all the different emergency response districts. that's where we fit in. we're going to fit into this emergency response staging thing into nert staging districts. each response district has its own little (inaudible) then the nert groups are broken up into the corresponding emergency response districts and they are located at our fire department, battalion chief stations, basically there's a battalion chief there, he will be like the little commander of that district as far as we're concerned and

there you go. so you had a big night planned, huh? >> no. please listen to me. >> go ahead. nothing but time. >> there's nothing, i swear. i don't want to do anything. you know. i don't want to hurt anyone. i just wanted to talk. i swear to you. you know -- >> how were you going to use the condoms in the conversation? >> i wasn't going to use them at all. >> you have them in your pocket. >> well, yeah, i do have -- >> were you going to do balloon tricks with them? >> no. >> well, come on. there's only one reason, typically, that people bring condoms to a home. >> yeah. >> and that's for protection during sex. >> yeah. >> there's only two people in this house as far as you know, you and the 15-year-old girl. so what am i to think about this? >> i have a family at home. i love them dearly. you know? >> you have kids? >> yes. >> how old are your kids? >> i have one daughter and two stepsons from my wife's previous marriage. >> so if your daughter was home alone and some guy who was 30 came to visit, you would feel how? >> i understand and sympathize. very upset. >> here is a guy

you have the whole thing going. >> yes, i do. ave something to do with superman. >> jimmy: and well they should. all right. well, thank you very much, chris. >> you're welcome. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, who do we have next? we've got -- >> hi, i'm spongebob! >> jimmy: that's our friend spongebob. and let's now meet the man behind the sponge. [ applause ] your name is not bob, correct? >> yeah. it's not. >> jimmy: introduce yourself. >> my name is bernard golden. >> jimmy: bernard golden and his costume is golden. isn't that interesting? do you feel naked when you're not encased in a block of yellow foam? >> i sure do, you know. i feel real naked. >> jimmy: all right, all right. thanks. pretty normal. who is next? who do we have? >> my name is the incredible hulk! >> jimmy: okay. that's the incredible hulk. and let's meet the incredible hulk in real life. what's your name? >> i'm joe mcqueen as the incredible hulk. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> originally from north carolina. >> jimmy: and joe, you appear to be wearing s

let's say you feel a tremor and it's going to shake, what are you going to do? all right. 40 people said -- >> where we going to go? >> under a table. >> [laughter]. >> going to be survival of the fitef. fittest. if you have a table go under the table. look above you, what's going to fall. what's going to hit your head. most of the chairs decent. if you are in a movie theatre or stadium what do you do? the same thing. these chairs are not heavy dutiy but covering your head is most important. if it's an empty room go against the wall and cover your head. a lot of cut in disaster heads and arms will get cut. those you can control the bleeding where as the head injury is harder. cover your head, the most important thing to do. we cover, beaware. 15 seconds. in the marina people said it felt like a minute. if you are covering yourself under the table and it's shaking what will happen in 30 seconds? you look up, where's the table. hold on to the table. if you are inside, stay in don't go from the known to the unknown. if you are downtown in an office building or shopp

you invite me you go. would you like to go jogging with me? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i go. heidi klum. no big deal. i go, great. i'll go jogging with you. i don't care. i want to get in shape. i love it. you go, great. i'll see you in the morning. it's 6:00 in the morning. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: absolutely not. i'm up so late. 6:00 in the morning. no, i can't do that. how do you do that? >> i'm sitting by the corner, and he's just not showing up. >> jimmy: oh, that's never what happened at all, please. please, please. >> he actually e-mailed me before, and he said, you know -- >> jimmy: here's the deal, though, with you. it's like, i think a lot of girls take halloween as a time so they can dress kind of slutty. [ light laughter ] and sexy. >> which a lot of guys do like. >> jimmy: but, i think, yeah. oh, i think guys love it. yeah. >> yeah. so, i understand why they do it. >> jimmy: i think the problem with you, is you're sexy all the time. so then, you end up dressing, you know, like a monkey or something because, like -- because you always are the opposite. >> what does th

you used to go and come as you please. so we implemented a few things. you're not allowed to go into anybody else's housing unit, we went to an armband system to help the officers identify which housing unit you should be assigned to. >> the band has my name on. it serves as identification as far as my living quarters. every dorm here has a band and the band indicates what color the door that you walk in. it's a controlled environment, a structured environment. >> people feel a lot more comfortable now. you don't have guys that sleep with their knifes as much now. but i attribute that to staff. attribute that to some of the control factors that have been put in. i attribute it to the overall culture of the facility just changing. >> once a week warden culliver walks the tiers offed ad seg, acting as a sounding board for these men locked up 23 hours a day. think you like lockup. you don't like lockup? why you keep coming back? if that guy steps on your toes a little bit, that's not what my intent is, but i need to give it to you straight. your mouth. you'r

let's go to hospital and you know fifty i know you. won't go to dinner who's a mom and that right you know as a family what you're going to have. to let me do this is for first time for him with crack and yet she could meet contracting and just. as a young man to do this it was that will have an old you know goodness if she doesn't want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it it's just being blunt i mean i'm going to have a grandma leaders have you had three and i pass it off so i'm not next project that you have i'm not. going to get yes i think that i have a woman think once you stand up and try to walk for us. i like when i see can be that. person is already. or you feel standing. when. they are not telling you not to run the sweetie. so you need to do the right thing for your baby that's less your goals. ok ok ok we're going to go to martin luther king ok ok question are the king is the greatest hospital for it only right yes or they say

but what are you going to do for us? >> if they know that you're a sex offender or something else of that nature, then they will charge you rent to live here. >> i pay rent by them giving me a list of canteen items that they wanted me to order for them. it was $25 a month. >> but it didn't stop there. on the day before the super bowl, laudone says he sent an underling, inmate jason wright to his cell with another order, to hide a batch of hooch, inmate-made alcohol. >> so i panicked when i had to do something illegal. even though i was told and forced to do it. i said no. i'm trying to make a stand. saying, you know, this is it. they came back down and says you got to do this. it's not an option. when i said no again, you know, got beat up. it was almost like the straw that just broke me. so i said, okay, i'll do it. >> but the next morning laudone turned the hooch into officers and told them he was being extorted by wright and holloman. >> a lot of sex offenders know who i am. they know that these cos think i have a lot

any case so much i mean when you are not right now going right to that but you know what i'm going to. there are there are. this merger of the amateurs already on the way. just tell me the route. it's about a twenty five foot tall. you can see that there is a lot of things. i think i know i'll see about the a three on the floor. particularly your children that's the whole thing ok. let's play a little lucky. act fast enough to get into the silly season again they're fast and. take a deep breath. to get. my first computer four years ago we were averaging nine fifty a day right there we're averaging over twelve hundred three hundred calls on runs a day i could well have first. got to get. the handle six hundred thousand americans see calls a year but the calls are on me i'm inside there's been an explosion in color it's about eighty two percent of what we do the fire departments medical. roger are out there just get it seven for you now is the address of your emergency is there any please is there bleeding. all right if you don't believe you are the strong one year deal case i want your

are you going to fight them if they want to run in? no, let them go in. i would ask them to do what, though? what would you ask them before they went inside? can i have your name? and give me a phone number, i can contact maybe next of kin. is that kind of being cruel? no, you are trying to help them out because if they are rushing in, they may not come out. but at least you have a name. a physical description, a clothing description. is that helpful? yeah, it's going yeah , it's goi ngto be helpful. with 9- 11, hurricane katrina, you have to take care of yourself because we're not going to be there. apply the nert perspectives to any suspected terrorism. we're going to use the term be nice. we're part of -- the president asked americans to volunteer to help improve your own community. you are doing that now. you are part of the umbrella called citizens corps. what's the objective? for you, it's to prepare for natural disasters, especially if you live here in san francisco, the earthquakes. form an exercise, neighborhood and workplace teams. is that what y

why wouldn't you go on twitter and tweet? elf out so, so thinly amongst my audience that i just like some bits, like my recycle bits, left to myself. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it is green week, but i was gonna say -- what do you call it? like, i wanna know what you're doing. i wanna know what you had for breakfast. >> no, no, you don't, really. >> jimmy: it's fun though. what did you have for breakfast? >> you don't really want to know what i had for -- well, i mean -- >> jimmy: no, i really do >> well, maybe i don't want to tell you what i had for breakfast. >> jimmy: i know but that's -- >> maybe it's -- you know -- >> jimmy: isn't that the fun of it, though? >> you're at my breakfast table, then you're in the bedroom, then you're in the bathroom. you know? [ light laughter ] it's crazy. >> jimmy: well, let's just start at the breakfast table. >> no, no, the bathroom, the bathroom. >> jimmy: i don't wanna know about the bathroom. >> no, but i wanna tell you about the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know w

let's go to hospital nineteen or fifty i know you. will only go junior was a month or so and that was right you know as a family what you're going to have. to let me do this is sort of bring him home with greg and yeah and she could meet contracting and just like. a young man to do this it was that although i didn't know you know goodness if she doesn't want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it it's just being blunt i'm going i'm going to have a grammar leaders have you had three and i pass it off so i'm not next project that you haven't enough. to do yet i think that you actually have a woman think once you stand up and find work for us. that like we got to see he can do that well first of all already. are you feel stan. lee. they are not telling you not to rumble sweetie. so you need to do the right day for ya baby that's less goes look. ok ok ok we're going to go to martin luther king ok ok quest for the king is the greatest hospital p

jake, where you are going? e candy already or do you have any left? >> i have none. >> jimmy: you have none left? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. you sneaky kid. all right. there you go. c.j. and jake, everybody. thank you guys. have fun at disneyland. we'll be right back with kristen stewart. what's my day look like? not bad..only two meetings today. can i walk to the belvedere hotel from here? here are directions to belvedere hotel. read me that text. new message from sarah russell:'see you soon' do you think it will snow today? it sure looks like snow today. say hello to siri..on the most amazing iphone yet. no, i wouldn't use that single miles credit card. hey, aren't you... shhh. i'm researching a role. today's special... the capital one venture card. you earn double miles on every purchase. impressive. chalk is a lost medium. if you're not earning double miles... you're settling for half. was that really necessary? [ male announcer ] get the venture card at capitalone.com and earn double miles on every p

what are you going to get out of faking it? >> sometimes you want it over with right? >> then you're obviously with somebody that's not worth it. >> not me. >> lesley's going like this. >> sometimes you just want to go to sleep. you're tired. >> we would like to hear from you. >> yes, we would. >> there is another study that comes out that wome cuddling as much as guys do. >> they did another survey. it's usually the other way aroundecause they think we're really satisfied. wasn't it great, honey? they didn't realize not only did you just fake it, you also don't want to cuddle with them. is anybody having sex with someone they really like? >> you can really like them and do that occasionally. i'm sure people -- i'll be curious to see what our facebook people think of that. yesterday it was a big surprise in the kotb house because my mom is semi retiring. i flew to d.c. after the show. my brother, his wife and hanna, we all were going to tip toe in. i learned two things. number one -- it's always great to show up. here is the worst videographer in the world, that's me. t

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and i said, "what are you going to do?" and he pointed out, and outside his house he's got a ge refrigerator/freezer sitting there, waiting to be plugged in. >> hinojosa: oh, my god! >> and i thought, "yh, you know, this old thing about we're going to sell," you know, "freezers to the eskimos is really coming true." so once you meet a guy like that who's showing you something that's happening in his life, and he's an old guy, so he knows the patterns of nature, it's hard to be dispassionate about it. you know that you are part of the problem, and thus you also have to be part of the solution. >> hinojosa: but of course, people are going to say, "well, god, that's dramatic, and it's happening in alaska." >> yeah. >> hinojosa: and so... >> what about here? >> hinojosa: and so what am i supposed to do? you know, theyan wri checks, and we'll go thugh numb of things. but what does that person do? >> get informed by it. >> hinojosa: but, you know, there's almost a part... i'm sorry to interrupt you, but there's almost a part of pe

there you go. [ laughter ] potato chips are salty. they're crunchy and addictive. potato chips. keep that in mind, pals. all right? >> got it. >> jimmy: and since we always play fair, we're going to have you put on this dome of silence. so here it goes there. [ laughter ] there you go. it's not embarrassing at all. it looks really cool. [ laughter ] can you hear anything? >> i can hear you talking and music. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so then, this doesn't work at all. [ laughter ] if you can hear me talking, then i'm -- you shouldn't hear me either. hey, how are you? >> hey, i'm good. >> jimmy: how about now? can you hear anything now? >> no. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: she just said "no." okay, whatever. [ laughter ] "can you hear anything?" "oh, no. i can't hear anything." [ laughter ] okay, here we go. [ laughter ] "oh, no. i can't hear anything at all." [ laughter ] all right, pal. are you ready? >> yes. i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, good. all right. i hope you have a great memory, okay?

remind you we're discussing the prospects of democracy to the arab world. to. say. ok let's go back to david in jerusalem here he's i think you know how do you look at tunisia as being a model because isn't it re. for the rest of the arab awakening here is it a good precedent or is it an aberration it's very specific that the smaller population there's not as much ethnic differences there and it's much more homogeneous they were much more liberal before the bin. dictatorship eccentric center my point is how much is to nisha a model. a compass for the future. probably isn't much of a model for many of the reasons you suggested and you know you economically tunisia has performed relatively well there seems to be a solid class of people we would probably to find is. you know a western audience and i think we saw it in the election results it wasn't any it was everybody's pointed out conducted freely fairly without any chaos or violence and even though the islamic parties knocked it took forty percent of those you point out the other two thirds or sixty percent of the country voted

you never know what's going to happen. >> you were going to shoot one of my friends is what you were going to do. >> did you know the gun was in the car. >> no. >> you had no idea? >> no. >> i'm willing to work with you but i have to know you have something good to work with us. >> what's the street saying. >> right now, it's all out war, man. >> we have two bundles of cash, two keys of heroin. >> ever hear the saying the truth sets you free? >> you ever work with the police before or no? >> put the cameras right here. he's going to get beat up. >> a lost times walking through receiving you find someone who seems like they want to talk or talk to staff, maybe somebody said something to them about wanting to talk receiving is totally hit or miss. >> new detainees arrive by the dozen every day at chicago's cook county jail. most of them have only been accused and not convicted of crimes and are being held while they await trial. >> back again? you're back again? for what? come here. man! you like jail. >> no. >> why you back? >> when they come in here, they're defeated already. once you

into it and you go into these countries are going you're all over the world this are all over the world as a result sept of and what's been not receptive first of its receptive by the bottom of the pyramid people know at the bottom of the pyramid they're being screwed by the system and so good take an example like egypt ok they just had a revolution have been in control of a client state mubarak has controlled by america they want democracy and they're now would you go in there in the car oh have you gone in there have a look at it was there it's no good i wanted egypt i would not do that egypt is controlled by the military and our military controls their military because we've been feeding their military two billion dollars a year or so military not control some country somewhere where can you go i mean some fiji or some island in the caribbean where is it not disneyland and euro where is it not control for you to i don't know where to go and that's the reason why i'm so concerned because i saw in the street every said that microphone what's he doing down there is starting to con

jake, where you are going? y already or do you have any left? >> i have none. >> jimmy: you have none left? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. you sneaky kid. all right. there you go. c.j. and jake, everybody. thank you guys. have fun at disneyland. we'll be right back with kristen stewart. ♪ [ gasps ] that's doris! she's a black friday living legend. she even named her kid "black friday." [ woman 2 ] whoa. [ male announcer ] black friday's here. deals start thursday 10 pm. but we're open all day and night so you don't have to wait outside. the only place to go on black friday. walmart. oh, brother. hey, guys. ni-i-i-ck. oh... i thought those were put out for me. i did it again. no worries, nick. [ sighs ] say, nick, you must be busy this holiday. oh, yeah, with all the great savings we got going on, it's been crazy. ooh, i got to dash away. customers lining up. ♪ [ male announcer ] this holiday, chevy's giving more. ♪ were going to run a 3d commercial this year. in fact we made one, but it didn't test well. here

if you go in there as you know, and you -- even though he's strong as a horse, and you're not relaxed, you're going to get tired. it's all about relaxation. concentration. and focus. which is key elements with -- when you're acting. tavis: since you mentioned freddie's name two or three times i can't let this conversation end without asking you, who you like in the fight this weekend. >> somebody asked me that the other day. this weekend. freddie. i thought you meant the other one coming up. tavis: so manny and -- >> marquez. tavis: yeah. exactly. you like manny in this fight? >> here's the way i look at it. whoever freddie roach is training, i'm rooting for. that's the way it is. tavis: manny in this fight. ok. so pacquiao -- >> yes. tavis: it ain't -- >> if freddie switched camps i would be rooting for the or guy. tavis: are you soarius? >> i love freddie. anybody who said to me i was losing in a fight in miami, and you aren't doing too good and about even. the other guy was beating me a little bit. i went back to the corner. my hometown. and freddie goes like this, you want to go b

go there. it's not about you don't really want to go to sag harbor as you want what you had. >> okay or not okayonal thanksgiving vacation with the family to go on vacation with our other? you say as long as you're grateful for your life, your life is your own. >> hoda says thanksgiving is for family. carve your turkey and carve out time for your family. >> you know what? go to the beach another time with your lover. >> what if you don't like your family? >> go to the beach immediately. we've been telling you about our thanksgiving thankful contest. we actually have a winner. we are going to call like a cold call, blind call. we don't know if the person is up. they are likely not awake. >> because it is on the west coast. >> the winning family is from oregon, ontario, oregon. >> wake up. >> wake up. we are about to call you. what are their names? what are their names? let's ring it. >> michelle and her husband. >> come on, ring it. >> here is the story as we're making the phone call. >> it's ringing. >> is this michelle? oh, no. we can hear christine in the control room. >> this is riveting tv.

are you going to walk, or are we going to carry you?eady, get up. >> sergeant brian cooley knows exactly how impulsive teens can be. >> juveniles are much more dangerous than adults. it's very dangerous for staff. if staff are not on their toes around these kids, staff will get hurt. it's very easy for them to get caught up in a situation and have it explode on them with no notice at all. >> stop. lift your foot up. lift your foot up. >> oh! >> it's their own time. if they want to stay a long time they will stay. if they want to stay a short time, they will stay a short time. it's all due to them, how they want to react with themselves. ♪ >> as a juvenile you're committed for treatment program of rehabilitation. there is no time attached to most juveniles, juvenile sentences. when they come in, there's an intake orientation level. >> for kids as young as 12 years old, time at pendleton begins here at the intake unit. >> everybody that comes through the facility comes through here first. you see some that's real timid and scared. you see

so in the old days, you could go out there and build your home and be surprised that you would find sanitary landfill or construction debris landfills. they were prevalent out there. >> this is twin peaks? >> going up to twin peaks. >> one form does not change much. >> eucalyptus trees have got much taller. that is not halt leading up to predict that is the hill leading up to there. fifth avenue, that area of san francisco. ucsf. that is this area right here. >> it is an earthquake hazard micro zone. >> again, another example of the wpa. the streets, they wanted to get to the top of the hill, said the duties beautiful walls and stairways. they are doing well. >> all of these hillsides have catalyzed the design and construction

i'm going to do whatever. youing to be. >> jimmy: it's going to be good. it's going to be funny. i mean, no matter what. but it's just, like, i love that you're doing this. this is really awesome. >> yeah, i hope it's funny. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: will your tux -- well, your tux has got to be a leather tuxedo. come on, you've got to do it. [ laughter ] come on, be rad. [ cheers and applause ] >> leather with tails. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i had -- i think i had -- am i wrong? did i have an eddie murphy doll? >> there was no eddie murphy doll. >> jimmy; there was never an eddie murphy doll? >> no, but i was approached for stuff like that when i was -- "the eddie murphy doll." the most ridiculous one was "eddie murphy chocolate." [ laughter ] eddie murphy chocolate drink. you put the chocolate in, stir it up and your face on it. eddie murphy chocolate. [ laughter ] oh, man. >> jimmy: eddie murphy chocolate drink. >> like we actually had a meeting and people had drawn stuff up. "see, eddie murphy chocolate

there you go, doll. you get this. give me that. >> hold on, kath. let's talk about that. ht answer. of course dragons are hard to tame. so you wouldn't have access on the dragon. we put on a control rig and with visual effects put the dragon around it. the motion control was much more comfortable than the one for the quidditch which dan radcliffe says was the most painful of all. >> i can only imagine. >> this young man is from orlando and has been watching me since he was in kindergarten. anyway, the top 15 highest worldwide grossing films of all time, how many are from the harry potter series, two, three, five or six? >> three. [ buzz ] >> you just got yourself one of those doggone cds. >> five. it's amazing. all thanks to j. rowling, her incredible imagination and the fans. >> where are you from, sweetie? >> ft. lauderdale. >> what is j.k. rowling's real name? >> joanne? >> wow. 11/11/11, a lucky day for you. >> you said jo. >> it was j.k. rowling because traditionally girls read books written by men but boys do not read books written by women. the publisher decided to

you are going through life. you meet a remarkable person. you get a remarkable break or a bad thing happens, you are tossed out of your company, what we noticed is that there are these multiplicative moments a distortion moments when a luck event happens, and there is this ability when the luck event happens to zoom out and say, should i allow this luck event to disrunt my plans, to disrupt my life, if the answer zero to that is yes, they how do we make the very most of this luck? so you are going along and have your plan and steps and all of a sudden something intersects you, good orad, and when the question is at that moment, do you seize it, do you grab it or just let it slip and when the really critical pt, do you build and build and build so you go along, luck event, multiplicative but it is not the luck events that is multiplicative but the recognition and the return on that luck when it comes. one of the things i think i dn't understand until just a few years ago was the incredible importance of recognizing those moments and when they

you have $100. you're goinget. [ light laughter ] all right. it's your turn. let's go. [ drum roll ] [ shouting ] >> i'm going to go with 12. >> jimmy: number 12. emily! ♪ emily emily, emily emily, emily ♪ >> jimmy: dump that money on his head. no, no. it is -- [ sad tuba ] dried leaves. a very dry area over here. very dry. all right, my man. [ drum roll ] what are you thinking? [ shouting ] >> five. >> jimmy: five? >> five. >> jimmy: number five, leslie! ♪ leslie >> jimmy: leslie, dump that $100 on his head. no. [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] all right. thank you, leslie. [ elephant trumpets ] that is melted "late night" snack ice cream. [ elephant trumpets ] oh, you guys. [ audience ohs ] you guys know what that sound means. it's time for "double trouble." >> "double trouble!" "double trouble!" [ cheers ] yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. "double trouble." each of you will pick a bucket, and we'll pour them at the same time. my man, what bucket are you going for? >> going for 11. >> jimmy: all right. go

are you just going to keep ta talking or are you going to let me listen? . [ applause ] >> jimmy: they should eat jelly bean and popcorns at all the debates. it's the go-peanuts. for me, the absolute best part -- turkey is great and sweet poe day taupes are great and it's fun to get together with a family but for me, the best part of thanksgiving is having sex in your childhood bed. right? under a poster of magic johnson that's been there since -- [ laughter ] the day after thanksgiving the black friday. it's the biggest shopping day of the year and also the day we use trampled more than any other day of the year. black friday is the southwest airlines of shopping days. you get a better deal but it really brings out the worst in people. it's the one day of the year that it's perfectly normal to push an old lady down ans escalat escalator. on friday, occupy wall street gives way to occupy walmart. and there are -- there are so many large groups of people going berserk on tv this week, we thought it would be helpful to clarify who is who and what is what. let

why do you want my car? >> so i go to san francisco. >> jimmy: well, you know, i might need my car over the weekend. why don't you go to cars.com and find a car there? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> okay? >> jimmy: thank you. >> dicky: visit cars.com for a chance to win one of our top prize tailgating vehicles. cars.com. confidence comes standard. >> jimmy: okay. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with freida pinto, a special appearance by brad praiseley and darius rucker, music from thompson square and robert pattinson. what'd they say? well let's see... ? it says sheila looks great... topless. [ laughter ] what's so funny? nothing. nothing. and it says here hank's a real gas guzzler. you hear that hank? burp. whatever. hey, what about me? it says your ride is very smooth. aw, yeah. hear that sheila? never gonna happen. [ male announcer ] with consumer and expert reviews. confidence comes standard. see just like the reviews said. big rear-end. excuse me? and the cravings begin... again. for nights like t

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you are going shopping. e with the smart apps, this one is called the find. this one lets you scan bar codes in the store when you find the product you want. scan the bar code. check out your product. i scan aid few in here. basically it tells you, what you are looking at, how much it is, how much it is in the store you are and how much it is in the stars around you or online. you can see if you are really getting a good deal. >> comparative shop right there with the, having your ipad. >> it will tell you if there is a coupon available. the thing this one does, partners with catalogs, so, oops, we lost that. it partners with catalogs so that we can -- look at catalogs, before we go shopping, and see. >> huge help. >> huge help. see what the best buy circular has on sale. see what other places have. >> with the one app you check out dozens of catalogs from stores all over. >> yep, yep. ready to rock. >> very nice. >> all right. the next one we have got is called black friday from fat wallet. this is a great co

go to createjobs.org. you will see an opportunity that doesn't exist. go into a starbucks store. get a sheet that explains everything. put this bracelet on with pride to show americans can help americans. >> you are doing what bono did with the problem of hiv in africa. make the idea of helping small businesses cool. >> sure. >> do you think and what are you going to do to make sure this is cool, every person in america wants to wear this as a badge of i'm helping a small business. >> there's millions of people going through a starbucks store. we will create awareness, relativity. you will see americans with this on all over the country. what we want to do, in addition to raising money is we want to celebrate america. we have a crisis of confidence and leadership in america. there's a hopelessness where the american dream doesn't seem as accessible as it once did to the people left behind. the bracelet, in a way, is emblemmatic of that. >> will i be able to see the small businesses i'm help? >> yes, believe me when i tell you, this is nothing about starbuc starbucks, it's what we

you want to go to level five? >> level two or level three. >> you want to go to gp? well, according to your file you can, so we'll see. okay? thank you. have a good day, all right? >> thank you. >> certainly he deserves to be moved because he has had clear conduct. since he's been here, he hasn't done anything. you know, he hasn't hurt anyone. and he is so small that he can slip his handcuffs, and he's shone us that. >> according to his file he's set up to go conduct -- his conduct report no behavior log notation. paperwise, he's eligible to be released from level six. >> our feeling is that we'd like to see them try to make it in a less restricted area, you know. that is our hope. >> shiverdecker's behavior in the coming weeks will help to determine whether or not he's transferred to a lower level. but even inmates in the prison's least restricted level two dorm still get out of control. >> who said that? who made that comment about that bitch? not going to take any disrespect to the staff. it's not your business what the caseworker does. so if i catch you to your fa

you got. the better going on. i know you got it all right but it may take you so much to me and when you are not right and i'm going right you don't even know what i'm going to. there are aware of. this merger of the amateur radio on the way. just tell me off the roof. it's about a twenty five foot tall. i can see where that thing that there's a god i think. that's neat and we'll see about the attorneys on the floor. particularly your children as the whole thing ok. let's get. lucky. you know we don't act fast enough to get into the silly season and get in there fast and. take a deep breath. to get. my first computer four years ago we were averaging nine fifty a day. we're averaging over twelve hundred thirty eight hundred calls a lot of runs a day i could well have first. got yes. we handle six hundred thousand americans see calls a year but the calls are on the m.s.i. there's been an explosion in call well it's about eighty two percent of what we do the fire departments medical. roger or i'll. just get rid of eve

you are going to get drenched. we don't you stand over here. finn, you go over there. your glass of water. okay, for you. and this is a joke for you to read. remember, these are yo mama jokes. audience, please keep in mind that you'll be voting both on the delivery of the joke and the spit take. take a large sip. [ light laughter ] yeah, go for it. [ laughter ] locked and loaded. locked and loaded. all right, hold the water in your mouth until you hear the full joke. and then let go on your friend. are you both ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all, right. tell the joke. >> your mama is so fat, she got baptized at sea world! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] boy, how does that feel? let's take a look at that one more time in slow motion. ♪ there you go. ♪ very good. thank you guys for playing. let's bring our next contestants. thanks, guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, buddy. how you doing, man? how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: good. what is your name? >> nick. >> jimmy: nick. >> mike. >> jimmy: mike, and how long have you guys k

why don't you go there. thank you. i go now. going into the temple, the temple gate is closed for the night and the temple wall is too high for me to climb over. i have to look for away inside, okay. what is he doing but to leaning against the wall. it must have been a gardener that left this. okay. i use this. i found many snow herrings. they were all sleeping. each of them standing on one skinny leg. so, i will capture them. wait. wait. wait. i know. snow herrings are very expert so take your time to watch them. so, watching them. they're sleeping. [snoring] i don't need to use my wonderful idea. i won't have to call out to them at all. i just go. [snickering quietly] they're still sleeping. how can i get it done. i should have brought a big bag or something like that. any way i just put his head - and then then stash him in my kimono. i can't get in front of them. easy. this is a big hour. my next victim. [snickering quietly] next. bet i capture 150. my body is full of many herring. [laughing] where is my robe. it's missing.