look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the . >> this class is managing a disaster. what happens and how do we fit

look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the . >> this class is managing a disaster. what happens and how do we fit in? emergency operation plan, everything is going to go through the mayor. you have the office of emergency services, everything is supposed to come together over on turk street. that's where the ham radio base station is going to be. that's where they will have a set up. they will be communicating with all the different emergency response districts. that's where we fit in. we're going to fit into this emergency response staging thing into nert staging districts. each response district has its own little (inaudible) then the nert groups are broken up into the corresponding emergency response districts and they are located at our fire department, battalion chief stations, basically there's a battalion chief there, he will be like the little commander of that district as far as we're concerned and

let's say you feel a tremor and it's going to shake, what are you going to do? all right. 40 people said -- >> where we going to go? >> under a table. >> [laughter]. >> going to be survival of the fitef. fittest. if you have a table go under the table. look above you, what's going to fall. what's going to hit your head. most of the chairs decent. if you are in a movie theatre or stadium what do you do? the same thing. these chairs are not heavy dutiy but covering your head is most important. if it's an empty room go against the wall and cover your head. a lot of cut in disaster heads and arms will get cut. those you can control the bleeding where as the head injury is harder. cover your head, the most important thing to do. we cover, beaware. 15 seconds. in the marina people said it felt like a minute. if you are covering yourself under the table and it's shaking what will happen in 30 seconds? you look up, where's the table. hold on to the table. if you are inside, stay in don't go from the known to the unknown. if you are downtown in an office building or shopp

>> steve: there you go, there you go. i'm just going to lay down and make sure everything is covered so that all the black -- so, you can read it. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: you go there. you feel like getting prepared. you go there right now. >> steve: dot ready, dot gov, forward slash hurricanes. >> jimmy: that's hurricanes, yeah. and the red cross, that's just www.redcross.org. and of course, follow the mayor on twitter, or governor christie's great to follow on twitter, and cuomo, governor cuomo. all these people, they can lead you to the right direction. i hope everyone's safe. and i also want to thank our amazing crew and writers. we gave them the option of not staying today and they all decided to stay, so i really appreciate that, guys. it says a lot about them and our show. i can't thank them enough. thank you, everybody. [ applause ] if you guys can't clap for yourselves, then i don't know who can. >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: i really, really appreciate this, guys. and now, so if you're watching on

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there you go. >> you ready to go in there? you wanted a roommate earlier.ou want to go in there now? no. you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. you want to cut your teacher? >> no, i don't. >> you're going to be my girlfriend. >> i don't. >> yes, you do want to go in there. >> come here. >> i don't. >> you don't want to go in there? >> seriously, i don't. >> open the door. open the door. >> come on! >> you want to go in there? no, are you sure? you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. i don't. i don't. i don't. >> waste of time. >> you hear me? i'm here for murder right now. trying to take the rest of my life. they don't never want to let me go back to my mother. you hear me. tighten up, bro. >> take your shoes, merry christmas. get out of here. >> i saw you crying. >> no i wasn't. >> think about what you're doing. because every time you do something stupid, this is where your mother's going to visit you. >> i wasn't. >> step on out. >> big man. three weeks. before you end up in here. that's life for you. you don't want this. >> you really h

here you go, kid. don't know if you heard, but i don't do deliveries no more. >> keep the change, man. >> bubanas could have his next chance on the outside very soon. he's due in court in two days to face the judge on his assault and battery charge but he's optimistic the case will by thrown out because his girlfriend is unwilling to testify against him. >> i hope for the best and expect the worst. you know? >> expecting the worst is key to security in the segregation unit. >> both these guys coming. >> yeah. >> for instance when delshaun bloodworth and david peters are released from the cell for the one hour of daily recreation, they are not only handcuffed, but shackled at the ankles. >> have to be, because they're such a threat to fight. and it's just, for their safety and for ours. >> you guys feeling like a real criminal here. >> yo. hi, hi, hi. >> but even shackles can't totally stop violence. within minutes of their release, as peters talks on the phone, bloodworth attacks another inmate. >> brea

are you going to fight them if they want to run in? no, let them go in. i would ask them to do what, though? what would you ask them before they went inside? can i have your name? and give me a phone number, i can contact maybe next of kin. is that kind of being cruel? no, you are trying to help them out because if they are rushing in, they may not come out. but at least you have a name. a physical description, a clothing description. is that helpful? yeah, it's going yeah , it's goi ngto be helpful. with 9- 11, hurricane katrina, you have to take care of yourself because we're not going to be there. apply the nert perspectives to any suspected terrorism. we're going to use the term be nice. we're part of -- the president asked americans to volunteer to help improve your own community. you are doing that now. you are part of the umbrella called citizens corps. what's the objective? for you, it's to prepare for natural disasters, especially if you live here in san francisco, the earthquakes. form an exercise, neighborhood and workplace teams. is that what y

you wanna eat popcorn and go, "yeah, get him! come on!" tight, little european thriller. and the second one is the same as well. and you don't have to have seen the first one to enjoy the second. >> jimmy: okay, but who gets taken now? >> well, i'm gonna use your line from last time -- i give her away. >> jimmy: yeah, this one -- you go, "here, you take her." >> because she's such a pain in the butt. >> jimmy: yeah, you do -- take her. yeah, just called "take her." yeah, it was originally called "take her 2." "just take her. i'm -- after the first one, look at what i went through." >> please. >> jimmy: but i said -- i said that you get taken. i said -- are you gonna get taken? you're not gonna get taken? you can't say. >> i can't -- >> jimmy: 'cause it spoils the movie? >> well, i can't really say. yeah, it does. >> jimmy: something gets taken. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you get it back by all means. >> i try and take it back, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, gosh. it's the greatest. it's such a good thing. i -- honestly, that's all you need to

here you go -- oh. >> ah, what are you going to do? your kid to work day. >> sorry. >> that's all right. that's okay. he doesn't care. you're my baby. i love you. look at how sweet he is, huh? all right, that's two. >> don't give me these. >> huh? >> don't give me these. >> the kids just -- >> i'm not going to take them. >> let's not make a big deal. >> i don't want them. >> why not? >> on the floor. are you kidding many e? >> the kid dropped them. >> give them to the kid. >> tell him you didn't mean it -- >> i know he didn't. >> don't embarrass me in front of my kid. that's the whole thing. >> give me six more. >> i'll give you four more. >> no, not give me four more. six more. >> four more, please. is this to go or stay? >> six to go. not these. >> give them to the man. don't drop them this time. all right. one, two, three -- >> i don't want -- >> one, two, three -- >> i don't want these, understand english? they're not good to me. they were on the floor. >> you're going to make him cry. >> that's not my problem. i want two more that

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and you go, "oh, that was beautiful." autiful moments in marriage is if you can somehow find yourself in the company of another couple that's doing poorly. [ laughter ] and i don't know if that's right but it really -- it feels good. >> jimmy: it feels good to go -- it could be bad. >> yeah. [ laughter ] it's really nice. it's really, really nice. >> jimmy: i like having you back on our show 'cause you're so funny. it's only your second time here. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we love having you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i gotta -- be honest. besides the times that you have been on, have you ever seen the show? >> yes. yes. i love the show. >> jimmy: you do? you watch it? >> i do. i like your little tiny desk. the little, fake job interview setup. [ laughter ] which is part of all talk shows. >> jimmy: you have to have the fake desk. >> and the key to the show -- key to any one of these shows, as you already know, you gotta come up with a bit that you can go back to and repeat. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like your "thank you notes

are you going to have somebody monitoring? how are you doing that? >> we have -- we're going to have two possible three three technicians on hand on the day to make sure we're within that db range. that is the plan. and the chamber actually come where's its own technical staff. one member of which intended to be here, but couldn't make it and both -- all three of the regular people behind the chamber will be on-hand on the day. >> so tell me what is making the sound? is it a soundtrack? is it live music? what is making the sound (it's a soundtrack. it's all pre-recorded material that is being recorded for this in the chamber. >> and is this pre-recorded material heavy on the base? >> some of it can be. when it's set up for large art festivals, many of the pieces can be heavy on the low-end, but that was consideration to think about the pieces to screen. the chamber on that day was nothing that would suffer from a lower db loit. >> there are a lot of residents literally across the street from what you are doing and there is lot of glass in the plaza. i

let's go with our talent. >> you think it's going to be real easy to put down the gun? aised to be a man. time for you to step out and show you a man. >> reporter: man enough not to shoot bystanders, including children. they agree, it is now. >> just crazy. >> if you in the way, it's just like, oh well. it is what it is. >> our generation is, like, messed up. and every day i walk out of my house going to school, i'm in fear of what could happen to me, not knowing if i'm going to make it back home or not. that eat up my soul every day. >> reporter: and the night after our meeting, this man, pacman, encounters rival gang members who shoot him six times. yet pacman says he has a very different hope for his son. >> hopefully my son is going to be the president. you know? got to keep your head up. that's it. keep your head up. >> reporter: when we return, if you think it seems without hope in these neighborhoods, see what happens when ralph and julian and grieving mothers and community leaders enter this room. >> we're going to talk about how peaceful we're going to make the

>> yes. >> gotcha. [ laughter ] are you going to put a graphic over my face? and now, for your stock report, let's send it over to our stock correspondent, derek pepper. derek? >> thank you, jimmy. [ light laughter ] stocks surged after the fed pledged to buy $40 billion of mortgage-backed securities in the third round of qe-3. we'll keep you posted on the updates as they come in. back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, derek, but please take that goofy thing off. this is a news show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. folks, today i'm joined by health and fitness specialist, allison craigers, whose studies on a well-balanced diet and it's effect on long-lasting life have earned her accolades in the health community, including back-to-back gayle w. perkins awards, and we're honored to have her here today. now allison, it is true you say that carrot juice can actually help you live longer? >> yes. >> jimmy: terrific. thank you, allison. [ laughter ] now, it's time to find out what people on the street think in this next segment called "what the people think."

you don't care? >> it's going to get better, i promise you. i know it's hard now, but it's going to get better. i can't look at somebody like lawerance or marcus and not want to do everything i can to help them. but there's 1,302 of them here, and it's just hard to make sure that every single one of them is okay every day. that's the burden that we deal with-- knowing there are kids that may slip through the cracks. >> y'all are a little too loud. you're too loud, mr. bernardi. stop being so loud. >> the biggest obstacle i think that marco had to, you know, overcome this year, his mom was at risk of being deported. and so that was very, very heavy on him. keeping in mind that while he's dealing with that he's also looking at, "oh, my gosh, am i going to graduate on time?" i said, "marco, may, you know, really, really doesn't look good right now. we'll either try the summer or even december of next year." and then his mom got out. that was almost like the birth of a second chance. >> okay, so talk to me a little bit. you were all excited at the

yeah, yeah. >> flip them over and you go to a store to buy them. ce, or is she nasty? >> her character is nasty. hayden is nice. >> jimmy: like a mean -- oh, hayden in real life is nice. but does she play, like, a mean carrie underwood? like, a mean taylor swift? >> i am not commenting on that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but that's kind of what she's doing. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: she's, like, being, like, a mean version of them. and you're kind of like the -- >> jimmy: are you basing your character on anybody? >> no. it's not based on any one person but, you know. >> jimmy: faith hill? or reba? >> there's a lot -- >> jimmy: dolly? [ laughter ] patsy cline? >> nope. >> jimmy: nope, none of these people. mixture. mixtured up. >> it's a mixture of -- >> jimmy: i love that. yeah. get on in there. i love it. i want to show everyone a clip of the show, "nashville." it's on wednesdays at 10:00. here's connie britton in "nashville." >> i want you to meet juliette barnes. she's a big fan of yours. >> hey. >> mr. white, it is such an honor for me to get a chance

would you ever go back? >> are you kidding me, man? you gotta get me the job.tion sets. they had a "braveheart" set, a "300" set, a "beauty and the beast" set. i think they just said, "you know what, gerard butler, we can't afford him." >> jimmy: were you nervous? 'cause you just killed it. you did it like you did it every week. >> yeah, i was nervous. but the second you get into it, it goes way too fast. i mean, it was the most fun i think i ever had. >> jimmy: it's a rush, right? >> yeah. come on, lorne. yeah, baby. [ talking over each other ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they'd love to have you back. now, "chasing mavericks" is the new movie that you're here for. i want to talk to you about this. this -- it's a surfing movie. and it's a true story. can you tell us about this? >> it's the true story of this kid, jay moriarity, who ended up surfing this wave that nobody knew about. for 15 years, there was a guy surfing this wave. and it turned out to be one of the biggest waves in the world. >> jimmy: it's just crazy. i mean, 'cause i grew up in new york,

show that indians ok go ahead go ahead you understand the concept of the people around well going to listen. and listen this is where penny and i have giant disagreements mitt romney told the truth and the politically correct left doesn't like it drusilla is the capital of israel these really not leading. us will not under international law wayne sorry israel but israel is a serious repeat of what israel is and then the united states gentleman. all right i don't want to make a liar program on it is why it's really easy there's all of the world's big washington d.c. is the capital washington d.c. is the capital of america and we don't really care what the rest of the world thinks and i'm wondering israel feels the same way drusilla's the capital that you're in the israeli people are in fact the most industrious people in the entire world the most productive industrialist per capita the most successful entrepreneurial the fact that mitt say that it gets along the american embassy it is through our home ok penny go ahead before we go to the break well we give six million to harry i thin

>> ri-ri. >> jimmy: you guys go way back. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. thank you for coming. "parks and recreation" is the name of the show. it airs thursday nights at 9:30 on nbc. aziz ansari, everyone. we'll be right back with honey boo boo and her mother, june. go! go out tonight - be social! then stay in tomorrow. make a date with your flat screen. olive garden's new dinner today, dinner tomorrow. two dinners for two nights, just $12.95. choose one of five entrees toght, like new mezzaluna ravioli. served with unlimited soup or salad and breadsticks. then choose a second entrÉe to take home for tomorrow all for just $12.95. this has "movie night" written all over it. new dinner today, dinner tomorrow go before it's gone! go olive garden. [ toilet flushes ] whoo! i promise to be strong on all the bath tissue issues while my opponent is soft. soft? well i can't argue with that one. [ female announcer ] how do you enjoy the go? vote charmin ultra soft. vote charmin ultra strong. either way you can't go wro

how many of you will be willing to do that today when you go home? we greatly appreciate it. that will make you feel safe and your household. you have to have preparations and be ready for things. that is why we do these drills. practice, practice and practice, keep talking to each other. sometimes i may not be here. in a few years might be a new mayor, new chief of fire and police. people, should they forget? >> no. no, they should not forget about being prepared . this is why we do these every year. we have a lot of events in between to make sure everybody is working. because we want you all to be safe. we want you to grow up. we want you to be really successful, have the best jobs in the world. but we have to take care of things that might hurt us and be prepared. in an earthquake or emergency, it could hurt us or a member of your family, your household if we are not prepared and getting ready to recover right off the bat. is that a good message for everybody to bring back home? will you do that for me? thank you very much. it is greatly appreciated. i want to thank ms. rey

they just want to know that you care. i am going to be busy. and doctors and emergency personnel are busy and they don't have time to comfortable people, and lives can be saved by the vej len vigilence of unt personnel and you are there wit a family member and sit with a person and pat a hand, and mop fevered bra and these are important things that volunteer can do. shock. what is shock? it's the inadequate profusion o the body's cells that can lead to not enough oxygen in the brain and the brain needs two things to work. oxygen and sugar and if you run out of one the brain cells begi to die and if blood is not getting up there you're not getting either one of those. how many of you have seen someone faint? they get bad news or cut their foot and did you need a doctor to tell you there is something wrong with the person? and you don't need to be a pro- and when someone is facing that shock and facin face fainting i way of telling you to lie down and signs and symptoms of shock confusion. disoriented, unconscious and skin pale and moist and pulse

now this is going to bring up that system so you can go along with me as i'm showing you the power systems that we are monitoring. one of the interesting things we are looking at right now is that bge is having significant outages. i'm going to pull up bge now. this is the bge system. all those dots you see throughout here, those are people without power. we'll pull this up. so this is the total statewide in maryland, 55,000 customers from bge without power. you'll see 10,000, 19,000 in baltimore county, 6,000 baltimore city, anne arundel county more than 5,000 people, montgomery county 1,800, prince george's county 2,600. now let's look at prince george's and anne arundel so you can get an idea all those dots in those areas identifying outages there. pepco's numbers moved up, too. pepco is now looking at 21,000 customers without power. we'll pull over to the map so you can see everywhere that one of those zip code areas is colored in, that means they have outages. when we started out today, there would only be one or two or three of these with color. now we're seeing lot of color. let's p

president are you just going throat him roll you. >> mr. president, two minutes. >> when i walked in the oval office i had more than a trillion dollar deficit greeting me. and we know where it came from. yes, when to take some initial emergency measures to make sure we didn't slip into a great depression. let's make sure we are cutting out those things that are not helping us grow. 18 programs are-- medical fraud in medicare, cut a trillion dollars out of our discretionary domestic budget. the specifically specific $4 trillion deficit reduction plan t is on the web site. you can look at all the numbers. let me just finish this point because are you looking for contrast. >> way over two minutes. >> sorry (laughter) >> jon: you went over your time? and you somehow managed in all that overtime to not turn and look your opponent in the lie and just mention what he said was untrue? not even a quick sneeze before your answer, no need to be coy, let me see if i can come up with a two minute answer that might have been more effective. liar! lie, li

they are either going to say gosh, no we didn't really and now you get to fix it or they are going tou that yes, we love it, we are thrilled, couldn't be happen ner. that's a place for you to get a case study, testimonial or referral. >> adding more value, is this a free gift with purchase that somebody doesn't expect? >> i suppose that could be one element. i think one of the greatest ways for us to be more valuable is to actually become a resource for them. so, if we sell one product or service, we know that they have eight, ten, i don't know, 50 other needs in order to get what they want out of their business or life. what i advise people to do is build a team of providers for all the products and service that is you know your customers are going to need at some point and make a habit of introducing and referring those people. when you are seen as the provider i go to when i have a challenge, you really develop some tremendous customer loyalty. >> then you develop good relationships with people in your industry who can help you and refer people to you. finally, surprise them. surpr

all right, there you go. assume the position. there you go. dim the lights please. ready, set, spoon! ♪ >> jimmy: relax and enjoy the spoon, my friend. >> i'm all over this, man. >> you ready for halloween? >> i am actually. >> do you have a costume planned out? >> probably. you know i'm never going to live this down. you know that, right? >> maybe you should go as a guy getting spooned. >> aw, man. >> it'd be a great costume. >> this is not good. aw, man. all right. there we go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think perseus fell asleep there. it was really nice. >> i know, probably. >> jimmy: you completed the "double dude spoon," get out of that bed as fast as possible. [ light laughter ] you are the winner. congratulations, my friend! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ as our winner, you will be receiving a check for $100. you earned it, my friend. >> thank you. >> jimmy: guys, come on over. sorry you didn't win, but you were good sports. so, you will all be getting $100 each, as well. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and everyone will be taking home these offici

there you go. >> i like that. >> right on to the floor. here we go. let's scissor our legs. three more. >> you all right? let's move up to the vacuum. two things i don't like, cleaning and working out. >> you're vacuuming. we just start off by a basic lunge. you can put them on your legs. start off with a lunge. i put a weight on there to get more of an upper body workout. another great way to work your major muscle groups, lunge. >> lunging. >> let's go to the next thing. this is a great fun way to be creative. fold your laundry and get a strong core all at the same time. >> you need to fold the laundry. >> i'm watching. >> sit down, cinderella. >> grab your laundry. lean back. here we go. we are going to fold the laundry. >> are you kidding me? >> we all are. you want to get sexier. bring it to the other side. here you go. >> no, i can't. >> we've got tn.

and you go -- and then in the back. >> can you spot me? i'm going to fall. spot me with your hands. you. >> you sit back. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's basically it. >> jimmy: that was terrific. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: and that's -- >> yeah. i seriously i don't know how to dive. barely knohow to swim. tell you what i do know huh to do, at the end, when, afterward, i have noticed this. i know how to do it, the wet look when they put up the score at the end. need to be wet. anything you can make me wet with. >> your water. >> go ahead. >> pour it on? >> sure. that's cold. that's cold. okay. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> where should i do this. >> jimmy: straight on. >> this is for the scores. . >> jimmy: wow, i don't see why they wouldn't -- chris elliott. and "the guy under the sheets" is available tomorrow. we will be right back with i don't spend money on gasoline. i am probably going to the gas station about once a month. last time i was at a gas station was about...i would say... two months ago. i very rarely put gas in my chevy volt. i go to the gas station such a s

you want to know how big you're going to get. if you don't get big enough, you won't get the capital. you also want to ask yourself, how good are you at this business? if you're really good at it, you may not need one of the really important things venture capital brings to the game, which is expertise across a lot of areas. if you really know your industry and know people in it, you may not need the other thing they bring, which is a lot of connections to other businesses and partnerships. but i think most people watching this show will be about angel investors. i would say that is a real open area. can you get $50,000 from people. >> also, the other thing is before you take any money from an outside investor who will then own part of your company and have a say, perhaps, of what you do, try to grow as big as you can organically or being scrappy so at the end you end up owning more. >>> let's move on to the next one. alan writes, i'm shopping to purchase a really small business for its credit value and not income. where should i

and how long would you go? would you go for a week? a month? a year? would you go for two years?uld you go if you could use your knowledge to teach someone... and, in the process, maybe learn something yourself? life is calling. how far will you go? peace corps. fedex is reshuffling its deck. the company said yesterday it will cut jobs and downsize its fleet in order to boost its profits. fedex will trim the majority of costs from its express and service units. since the global economic slowdown, fedex is a bellweather that has remained a concern for investors. they got behind fedex's strategy yesterday: the stock jumped following the news and ended the day at 89 dollars. the economy continues to be the main focus for politicians leading up to election day, so it's no surprise this year's chicago ideas week is taking a political bent. paul eggers was there. it seems like almost everyone has a way to fix america's sluggish economy. "keep it local. if you keep your money local, everyone benefits." "public works. we have to get people working any way we can." "i think we have to cha

either way you can't go wrong. vote today on facebook. either way you can't go wrong.smiles. when the chocolate is hershey's. life is delicious. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a giant movie star who returns to the big screen november 9th, as james bond in the new film, "skyfall." this weekend, he hosts "saturday night live" with musical guest, muse. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome daniel craig! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's even tricky sitting down with bond. i don't know what to do -- so we both sit down. >> it's tricky sitting down with you. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. it is tricky. we can stand up the whole time if you want to. how's it going? you're hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. >> that's right. >> jimmy: is it crazy upstairs? >> it is. it's kind of organized chaos but it's -- >> jimmy: it is. >> -- it's incredibly exciting. >> jimmy: is it what you expected? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i just didn't know what to expect. i just sort of went in with an open mind and thought -- you know. >> jimmy: y

you have a seat, dennis. right over here. >> what is going on? >> what made you get in a car on a saturday night this late and drive an hour and a half to come to this house? >> i was bored. >> just bored. >> bored and wanted to hang out. >> so how did you meet this girl? on the internet. and what did you guys talk about? >> a lot of different things. >> give me an example. >> i asked her if she was a virgin. >> why would you ask that question of a 15-year-old girl? >> i don't know. i apologize. but i didn't have any plans of doing anything at all tonight. >> did you bring condoms? >> no, sir. i have them in my car. >> so then you did bring condoms. >> yes, sir. >> so the answer to the question would be what? >> yes, sir. >> i keep them for -- >> for airbags in the car in case you get in a crash? >> you say do you ever masturbate? to a 15-year-old girl? what positions have you tried? hang on one second. what positions have you tried? >> oh, i'm an idiot. >> do you like to ride? do you like doggie? >> no, no, stop. >> then you ask, one more. you as

you. we are going to show you somebody that wants to help hodi.hink we have that. >> i took a picture with george clooney. it only happens once in a lifetime. look how it turns out. it was dark. my mom goes, who's in the middle? that's george clooney and you don't know. that's after the picture has been worked on and lightened. when it was posted -- >> don't you like being in the dark with george clooney? >> yes, i do, now that you mention it. anyway, it's nice. on my twitter i woke up and was clickety-clacky on twitter and this woman named adele holeman took a stab at making it lighter. now it's black and white, but grainy. at least now you know it's him. >> it's probably impossible to ask such a thing. >> dream big. >> what if, could you imagine if george clooney came into our studios and retook that picture? >> and since jennifer can't be here, i would be jennifer in the photo. >> it would be really nice if he came. is he here? >> not today. >> we want you to please tweet him and get it for hoda. there is so little in hoda's life that is joyful