look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the

let's say you feel a tremor and it's going to shake, what are you going to do? l right. 40 people said -- >> where we going to go? >> under a table. >> [laughter]. >> going to be survival of the fitef. fittest. if you have a table go under the table. look above you, what's going to fall. what's going to hit your head. most of the chairs decent. if you are in a movie theatre or stadium what do you do? the same thing. these chairs are not heavy dutiy but covering your head is most important. if it's an empty room go against the wall and cover your head. a lot of cut in disaster heads and arms will get cut. those you can control the bleeding where as the head injury is harder. cover your head, the most important thing to do. we cover, beaware. 15 seconds. in the marina people said it felt like a minute. if you are covering yourself under the table and it's shaking what will happen in 30 seconds? you look up, where's the table. hold on to the table. if you are inside, stay in don't go from the known to the unknown. if you are downtown in an office building or shoppin

you break glass? at the top, good. we're going to say that this is the glass from here on down, so how would you break it? do i just want to take it like this and smash it this way? no. the end of the board, going to use the end of the board, but i'm also going to remember that the glass can hurt me. if i were to hit it like this, the glass could slide down, cut my hand. so you want to start at the top like he said, hold this down, turn your head away, you start at the top and smash the glass this way down like that. if it does slide down, it's going to go away from you and not towards your hand. real simple. use a long-handled tool, stand to one side, strike up at the top and you want to clean it all out before you go in there. in this part of the lecture we're going to talk about structural damage. we're going to talk about triaging buildings now, believe it or not. we're going to talk about how to look at structural damage and tag these buildings either light, moderate or heavy damage buildings. we're going it talk a little bit

come on around. >> there you go. force for we have to remember we are not painters we abate graffiti. we are abaters not painters. get that out of the way and keep moving. >> how many of these do you do a day? how many poles we do a day? >> yeah. >> depends on the location. may be 20. >> do you like working with the team? >> yes because i'm a people person. i like being outside and interacting with the public and i like the response we get especially from the good job we do in the community. >> goodbye.

you. outside, steel going up, structural part. in this you can see if you take a look at it, they have the non-structural which is the brownish orangish area. that would be your dropped ceilings, your light fixtures, your hvac system. in this particular case, the alcoa building, the structural members are on the outside of the building. so you can see it right away. what's the danger with this building? glass. good. glass. so you have your typical office. what are some of the hazards here? remember, earthquake island, what are some of the hazards? the lights, glass windows, yeah, glass we already talked about, the bad things. how about all the book stuff? building is still standing but everything else will fall right on top of you. bookcases, you want to secure those; right? this is what's going it happen. if you as nerts you went in there and got a report that there may be people trapped, where would you start looking for them? upper floors and void spaces. again, we talked about glass. are these people a little too close, do you

look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the . >> this class is managing a disaster. what happens and how do we fit in? emergency operation plan, everything is going to go through the mayor. you have the office of emergency services, everything is supposed to come together over on turk street. that's where the ham radio base station is going to be. that's where they will have a set up. they will be communicating with all the different emergency response districts. that's where we fit in. we're going to fit into this emergency response staging thing into nert staging districts. each response district has its own little (inaudible) then the nert groups are broken up into the corresponding emergency response districts and they are located at our fire department, battalion chief stations, basically there's a battalion chief there, he will be like the little commander of that district as far as we're concerned and

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here you go. these in. "hey, jimmy, can you put your microphone up to your chest so we can hear your heart beat." [ light laughter ] sorry, i've never tried that before, but -- [ heart beating ] pretty good. interesting. quest you want to try it? >> quest: sure. [ drum beat ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, pretty cool. frank, let's hear yours. [ percussion beat ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. kirk. [ guitar riff ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. how about mark? [ bass riff ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wow, very nice. damon? [ tuba notes ] very good, very, very nice. all right, all right, all right. tariq. why don't you give it a try. ♪ heart beat i'm tariq's heart beat ♪ >> jimmy: very good. [ applause ] james. [ keyboard plays ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. very good. finally, kamal. [ sinister laugh ] let me out! ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] very nice. very good. all right. very good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. fun

okay, now you want to go that way. okay, you want to go my way. 1, 2, 3. >> okay, why don't you stop. >> 1, 2, 3. >> make sure your back is straight. >> basically when you are using a ladder out there, make sure you keep the ladder 10 feet away from wires. make sure the ladder is secure, that it's on stable ground, that it's even. if it's on a hill, we really don't want you to use it on a hill, but if it's on a hill, make sure it's shimmieed with something stable. make sure it's at the right angle, we suggest 70 degrees. if you stick your hand on a rung, the angle of the ladder is about the right angle there. never let go of the ladder. stand in the center, climb straight up. if you climb on the edges of the rung, the ladder will go this way. look up so you know where you are going and you can see where

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so where do you go from here? well you lift this leg off the ground and balance; down and up, down and up. really breathe deep breaths. as far as you can go. three, two, one. switch legs. lift that heel off the ground keep those elbows up. why do we keep our elbows up here? because it keeps your spine up straight. it prevents you from leaning forward. you want to keep your elbows in line with your shoulders. and drop and up, and drop and up. now elise join me, go all the way down. there you go, way down. now if you got great balance and this is easy for you, what do you do? you lift this foot off the ground. five, four, three, two, one. great job. shake it out. put your feet all the way back together. now we're gonna stretch our feet and our quads out. slowly roll it all the way down, use your hands here for support, and lift your heels off, way up. really breathe. deep breaths in your chest. now walk your heels out and tap them back together, out and back together, out and together. for five, four three, two, one.

and then from that, i mean, did you go, like -- what made you go, "i should put together a memoir"? ing, you know, you should -- you should do a book. you should do a book. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i -- i guess i never would have done it, except for the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i have the movie to thank for that. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> you know, it's an interesting challenge because it's not really like my day job. >> jimmy: yeah. but, i mean, also these drawings. i've got to say i loved your sketches, your drawings. now, do you use -- what type of pen do you use? like, one of those felt-tipped one? the really teeny-tiny, teeny-tiny one? >> very, very, very, very thin one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i actually xerox it and make it even smaller so that the lines are very thin and scratchy. >> jimmy: oh, really? i didn't know you did that. that's the secret right there. >> my only thing to do with computers and -- >> jimmy: you don't use technology. >> i hate technology. all those people there -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you hate technology. >> hate technology. >> jimmy: a

where are you going? >> you're going to lay on your belly. paddle it out. on to that cushion part, and then lift yourself. like a push-up. you got it, mama. right up. bam. then take a leg up. it's almost like a yoga move. got it. you got it. you got this. >> this is so easy. >> it's so easy. it's just like surfing just without the water. nice. good. now, pretend you're going to ride that wave. sit low. you got it. you're rocking. you're rocking. stay there. pretend you're riding that wave. now hold the sand bag. grip it, and i'll toss it to you. >> really? >> i'm on the shore. i'm your lifeguard. you are working out. surf is up. >> this really does work the abs. >> it works your entire core. lower back, abs, your six-pack. >> i'm sweating. i think i burned four more calories. let's go over to, who is it, sara downstairs. >> thanks, hoda. next up we've got the boring busters i think it's called, and we've got trx. i'm here with lisa who is a master trx instructor, correct? what is trx? >> first of all, trx is a training company, and we have product, gear, an

they are getting so big. >> jon: how do you go on a world tour with two kids? do they go with you?but never the whole entire world. his to sign on for like seven months. and the thought of just doing the tour for me was like oh, my god this is daunting. i don't know if i should do this and thinking about it with the babies how are they going to hold up but we had a great time. >> jon: are they decent traveler? >> they are great travelers. they are better travelers. sometimes we would forget. they take it so good and the bags and we're tired ant shows and the whole thing and the asked jewel very, very demanding and they'd would be like -- sometimes they get cranky and ah, he's act up. you feel like crap how do you think he feels. four years old. >> jon: i love traveling with kids because no matter wrl you go you can sew whatever you want to bring home into the inside of their clothes. >> didn't occur to america vile toll remember that. >> jon: they are rarely check children. >> it's all of. >> jon: it is all of. the energy you take from that, is it too jarring to go back to film? is

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are you going to fight them if they want to run in? no, let them go in. i would ask them to do what, though? what would you ask them before they went inside? can i have your name? and give me a phone number, i can contact maybe next of kin. is that kind of being cruel? no, you are trying to help them out because if they are rushing in, they may not come out. but at least you have a name. a physical description, a clothing description. is that helpful? yeah, it's going yeah , it's goi ngto be helpful. with 9- 11, hurricane katrina, you have to take care of yourself because we're not going to be there. apply the nert perspectives to any suspected terrorism. we're going to use the term be nice. we're part of -- the president asked americans to volunteer to help improve your own community. you are doing that now. you are part of the umbrella called citizens corps. what's the objective? for you, it's to prepare for natural disasters, especially if you live here in san francisco, the earthquakes. form an exercise, neighborhood and workplace teams. is that what y

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♪ once you go black you never go back once you go black you never go back once you go black ♪ ♪ you lause ] >> jimmy: gin wigmore, "gravel and wine" it's out now. i want to thank naomi watts, i want to thank allison williams, i want to apologize to matt damon. we will probably have room for him tomorrow night. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. good night. >>> tonight on "nightline," inside the ultimate love scam. astonishing new revelations from the football star at the center of a shocking online hoax. >> put yourself in my situation. >> the deception and lies behind so called catfish scam. >>> plastic wives. botox, lipo and much, much more. when you're married to hollywood's biggest plastic surgeons, no nip or tuck is off the table. >>> and o say won't you sync? beyonce is taking heat for allegedly lip-synching the national anthem. but these stars definitely should have. our star spangled hall of shame. >>> good evening. the notre dame football star who says he was the victim of the infamous online love hoax is coming forward with a story of deception so elaborate it sou

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so we're going to meet up with you later. i think jill, we're going to meet up later. by the way, i've got to say i'm already a little winded. so if you guys are in the gym working out, we feel your pain. we're going to work out. >> i'm reading the bible. >> come on. >> rise and shine. >> me and him. that's it. >> there's this crazy stair climber, like actual steps. it's painful to walk up those steps. but it gets your workout over quickly. i'm dying. i'm dying. and i do it with music because there's no other way to do it. ♪ lost in emotion is it over? seriously. is it over? if i can do 30 minute, i can do everything all day. i thinkn't a the booze. kathie and i drink on the show. that doesn't work out into part of this head. but i think you worked out. that's why i can go for the bottle of red. let's point out what we're doing. we are going to spend -- >> i'm exhausted. >> -- an entire hour on bikes, on treadmills. and there's a reason that we're doing this. okay? >> what is it. >> i thought we had done it every year. apparently the last time we did it was two years po

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that if you leave this going wrong you're you should be objecting to the american democratic process and the views of the american electorate jacob go ahead shouldn't you that's right i think he's got an absolute i agree with alan to want that really what. what ought to be debated here in the united states is the whole edifice of the national security state the giant military empire the military industrial complex president eisenhower warned us about that he said this is a grave threat to america's democratic processes president truman in one thousand nine hundred sixty three said that the cia at that point had already turned into a dark and sinister force it was never designed for covert operations they converted it into that and the fact is that the cia is the principal vehicle by which the president carries out assassinations regime change operations military coups they just assassinated a sixteen year old american citizen and worse the congressional oversight on that well the fact is the no limits how are you going how do you start to take on the cia the issue is how do you stop t

you see the smoke going to the side. he's still too close. he's got to back up further even with the rule of thumb. we want you to view the rule of time, distance and shielding. what's time, don't stick around. distance. get far away. shielding means put something solid in between you and the incident. >> you want to get uphill and up wind. you don't want to be down here, have the /weupbtd behind you. where does the wind come from in san francisco. the right place is on the beach between twin peek and it is incident. unless the incident was at the beach. here's the i incident you want to be here. up wind, uphill . anybody ever put a fire out before by yourself. small fire. >> that's the good kind you want to stop it when it's small. george and i and the fire department will take care of the big fires but think if everybody in the room had a fire extinguishers how many fires you could put out. this is a big fire we will get these. it's hard for us to get around in a disaster from the streetcars and trolley buses stop, no electricity. we have th

of a conversation, and you have to go to the rest room, do you say, hey, i have to go to the rest room, and do you leave, or do you say excuse me, i have to step away for a moment, and i'll be right back? >> here's the thing, nobody goes into a rest room to rest. you know? i don't know how it ever became a restroom. >> or ladies room. >> can you imagine walking in and you see people standing around. what are you doing? resting. >> see, you always say i have to go to the ladies room. >> i say the ladies room. >> whenever you have to go. >> i think there's a crass way to say it. i got to go take a -- you know, people do that and it's like, gross. >> yeah. >> because you envision it. that's what makes it gross. >> yeah. miss manners answered and said that not everyone is as charmed by bathroom announcements as this other girl seems to be, and excuse me is sufficient. >> i think it's a little weird. if i'm in the middle of a conversation and they say excuse me and they leave, i would like to know where are you going? i'm telling a story. >> and why? because they want to go and come back. [

and says i don't know about you but i go -- my part. and that's what actors do. you just look at your own part. >> i don't care about that. >> but you remember-- the guy before you ends with the word or kid, that's when you come in. >> rose: some people, i am fascinated by this. people have heard me on this program over these 20 years say this more than once it is that bill nye, the british actor told me that acting is making it appear as if you have just had the thought. whatever you say, it's like you have just had the thought. >> yes. >> rose: he is sort of right on target, isn't he. >> yes. >> rose: that's what it is. >>>> yes. >> rose: how does an actor can strip away all of this, knowing what he ask going to say and make it sound like i just had this thought this is the way i would say this if i just thought the thing. >> easy answer. >> rose: what. >> don't learn your lines. >> rose: are you serious. >> i'm serious s have a sense of them, have a sens sense-- you mentioned brando when we were talking, when i first came in. and bran

you said, oh, friend, i will go look at it for you. out of friendship. >> yes. >> and what do you think of the house? what did you say? >> what do you think of the house? >> very nice. >> yeah. >> how many bedrooms, four? >> four bedrooms. >> two bath? >> three bath. >> two full and one half? >> yes. so aladdin, i think now is the time for you to tell the truth. why did you really come here? >> to see what's her name, sara. >> sara? >> yes. >> sometimes that's all it takes is you call the guy down and he comes clean. so all of that other stuff about asham and the house and all of that, that was all a big, fat lie? >> yeah. >> do you know how old sara is? >> no. >> what is that number right there? what does that say? >> 12. >> 12, okay. she tells you that she's at a summer camp. i got to go to a bonfire. >> bonfire. what's a bonfire? >> bonfire is when you sing around the campfire at summer camp. you know she's a child. she's 12. you have a nice ass, baby, you asked. she said, i don't know, it's behind me. and you say, i'll tease it wit

there you go. -- [ laughter ] >> steve: that's your screen right there, behind you. >> jimmy: it's like, not even hooked into -- no wires, nothing. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's bluetooth. >> jimmy: bluetooth. we're not even trying anymore. [ laughter ] a fake wire. let's have this hooked in. >> steve: there, you hit that dongle in there. there you go. oh, don't break it. don't break it. don't break it. you pay for it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it doesn't reach. i don't know what that thing does. [ light laughter ] i've never used it. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: what is this thing? >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: what is this thing? like a headphone jack? >> steve: yeah. that's a headphone, jack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: put that in there, like that. >> steve: wait a second. there, your screen's hooked up now. >> jimmy: oh yeah, now it's up. there you go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you're like a mac genius guy. >> jimmy: i am, yeah. >> steve: you should work at the mall. >> jimm

you are going out with your friend. e married, and you are her wing woman. you have got to flirt for her. >> but, you know -- >> let's be real. you do flirt. you do flirt. that's your nature. your nature is that -- >> you know what, remember the trouble with trouble is you don't know you're in trouble until you're in trouble. i learned that because i was flirting one time, and it could have been dangerous. i ran for the hills. it leads to trouble. >> i think it does. i mean, if you are single, i think it's a completely different story. then you want to put out signals when you are in that courtship context. you want to flirt. i mean -- >> when -- >> don't put out. >> there you go. men and women take it differently, don't they? women who flirt are seen as -- it's charming and adorable. men who flirt too much, they're gross. >> weird. >> you know how men flirt? they flirt with humor. they usually flirt verbally. >> but they're not funny. >> i feel so sorry for women because you have to put up with all the lame humor of men