uh, are you into e.s.p.? well, of course. well, then, would you happen to see us spending the night together? hmm. well... i have a vision. mm-hmm? it's a moonlit night. mm-hmm. and you and i are alone. mmm! and you lean over... [ inhales sharply ] and you whisper... oh, you whisper another one of your lines. and...and i... and i just smack you upside your head, chump! [ clears throat ] yeah, my polo injury, my knee. [ chuckling ] hey, hey, string bean, you struck out, huh? me, strike out? what gives you that impression? well, if that phony smile of yours was any wider, your ears would be inside your mouth. i mean, look, brother, you cannot be phony. girls are too hip for that. you got to be honest. honesty is the key. i mean, you got to be like... yourself. yeah, honesty, huh? i guess you're right. honesty is the best policy. j.j. evans. robert redford here. listen, brother, let me tell you something. you want some women? i mean, just stick with me. i have not slept alone in years. yeah, neither have i, thanks to michael. mat