how much do you worry about... i mean, you know, as journalists, we're kind of, like... we're doing our job, we're doing our thing. it's not like you're always looking over your shoulder. but are you looking over your shoulder? >> well, not here. not in cambridge. but it is something that i worry about a lot, and i don't think there's a day that goes by nowadays that i don't think about that, and about how much deeper do i want to get, you know, back into... because look-- in the end, being six feet underground, it's not going to help anyone. so you have to find a way to do the story and be able to live another day to tell the next story. >> hinojosa: so how do you do it? i mean, again, when i'm thinking, like, "okay, i'm a journalist, i've done investigative work, i do it all the time." i wouldn't know where to begin in terms of doing an investigative piece on narcotraffics, or the cartels. i mean, who do you call? how do you do that kind of reporting? >> a lot of sourcing. i mean, it's a lot of sourcing. >> hinojosa: bu

you continue to. >> i know, i mean, but you know what i mean? met her and i looked into it and we together made it happen. >> jimmy: well, you score -- [ cheers and applause ] you got to do one of the best spit takes i think i've ever seen on film. it was a great spit take. i don't want to ruin the joke -- >> okay. >> jimmy: but man, it's great. it's really good. i want to show a clip. here's goldie hawn and amy schumer. oh, i should explain what the movie is about. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. she decides to take her mom -- her date bails, her boyfriend breaks up with her. >> yep. >> jimmy: she has no one to go to ecuador? >> yep. >> jimmy: and so she asks you to go with her. and so it's a mom-daughter trip and it just gets crazy. >> yeah and we get snatched. >> jimmy: you get kidnapped. you get snatched. yes. hence the title, "snatched," here we go, goldie hawn and amy schumer in "snatched." take a look at this. >> put this on. >> what is this? what? >> that is a rape -- rape whistle. that's a rape whistle. >> this is a dog whistle, mom. >> oh,

that you weren't entitled to the naturalization. it means that you violated the rules that congress set forth governing who can be naturalized. >> so "b" would but you were not entitled to begin with and "a" is you may have been entitled but you lied in the process of? >> i think that's a fair reading. i would note that "b" sweeps more broadly than "a" because it includes things like obtaining a certificate of naturalization. >> mr. parker, the government -- the congress doesn't have the power to denaturalize someone, at least so far we haven't let them do that as punishment for a criminal act. so go back to justice kagan's question about footnote four in your brief. and your adversary's position if that if it's a prerequisite to naturalization, that's what it means. that that's the only time congress can deprive you of citizenship is when something actually would have barred you from getting it. >> well, the only point that we were trying to make -- >> i know the point you were trying to make. answer the point he's made. and the point i've

i thought, you know, wow. i mean "beaner" was the nicest of those things, and i had never heard such things in my life. it was... >> hinojosa: well, did that immediately kind of make you start wanting to separate from your mexicaness? a little bit of self-hate... >> no. >> hinojosa: because a lot of people have that self-hatred. >> i know. >> hinojosa: "i'm going to deny it; i can pass, i can fit in. let me just put the fact that i'm mexican and speak spanish back here, because it's a lot easier to not deal with that." >> there's so many things to hate yourself about. ( laughing ) you know, why add that? >> hinojosa: what a philosopher! i mean, you know? ( laughing ) >> no, i mean, just... i just think there's so many opportunities in this life to attack yourself, and you know, it was a... it was matter of utter, absolute pride for my father. now, you know, it's a big laugh getter on tour when i talk about my father's mexican pride, but it was so profound that my father took credit for every invention being mexican.

that you want .ntitled to the naturalization it means you violated rules the congress has set forth governing who can be naturalized. >> you are not entitled to begin you might have been entitled but you lied in the process of. >> we think that is a fair reason. obtainsns abstract -- the reading of it. >> the congress does not have the power to be naturalized -- de-naturalized someone. at least so far we haven't let them do that for punishment of a criminal act. to justice kagan's question about footnotes and your adversary's position that if it is a prerequisite to naturalization, that is what this means. that is the only time congress can deprive you of citizenship, is when something actually would have barred you from getting it. >> the only point we were trying to make in that -- trying to make -- >> answer the point he has made. and the point i have made, which is if congress doesn't have the power, ex post facto to denaturalized you, we are giving them this power, should we be reading it narrowly or broadly? -- idon't think there is

you know what i mean? are just sitting here all day and all night, and only one hour of rec, and that one hour of rec, you have to move or somethi something, and so it is all stress in here. they know what they are doing, and they are trying to keep us from wrestling, you know what i mean, but i have always been a rebel, you know what i mean? you teach me a lesson, and i will smack you in your face. you know even at school, the teacher tell me to sit down and i say shut the [ bleep ] up. >> and he has always been outspoke een and he does not bite his tongue for nobody, and always ready to fight ax and the heart of the lion and he is not going the back down from nothing. he is all about loyalty and he is going to be your friend today and he is going to be there for you, and he is going to go out of his way to make sure that you are all right. >> you touch me in here, i am going to push you on the streets. let's get it. >> in fact, it is that attitude that landed bloodworth and peters together in the segregat

you should know? >> not necessarily. i mean, i -- everything we do in the security world classification world of course before i would start talking to anyone i would make sure that they had the -- you know the requisite security clearances. i mean, i'm cleared for top secret, compartmented fbi, that kind of thing. >> is jared the same kind of thing? >> i don't know but if i had to talk to him or anyone else at the intelligence that i'm briefed in i would make sure they had that clearance before i talked to them. >> i got to ask you about this comment yoma on friday. >> i was telling steve on the way in here, if he knew what i knew about terrorism he'd never leave the house. >> it was a little jarring. i don't know if you meant it tongue in cheek or not. what do you mean by that? >> there are incredible plots against the united states -- terrorism plots against the united states. the really good news is that we have incredible men and women that are protecting us every day. the away game, overseas, department of defense, cia, t

you know what i mean? n't think that i will take it there, and i will just take a deal and give them their win. >> he pleads guilty to the officer's plea of guilty, he could face jail time with a childhood friend from the streets david peters. >> i don't know a time when i didn't know him. we met when were were about 3. >> we played dominos a lot, and we took some soap and played dominos to have something to play while we are in the room and [ bleep ], because you can't have cards or nothing. >> no radio, nothing. just me and him and these. we call them soapinos because it is a combination of dominos and soap. >> it felt good to see him, but even under these circumstances, we are both incarcerated. >> we in here, and the whole city of boston is bloody mean out here and we are all over the building. >> you get addicted to the lifestyle to, the streets, the whole long nice fast life, money, cars, fast women and everything that comes along with it. and you just, you get a rush from that after a while. >> that

what do you mean i can use this? back and put a camera in here. like, that was my interview, apparently. >> seth: and, do you think there's a chance? do you think you will get him one day? >> no. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> i mean, i don't know. >> seth: there's a chance though. >> he loves cable news. i'm on cable news. >> seth: yeah. and it doesn't strike me -- it does seem like he goes back and forth. sometimes i feel like he retreats into just doing fox. >> yeah. >> seth: but he does i feel want to talk to everybody. i do think he wants to be loved and appreciated by everybody. so ultimately, he can't just stay there, he goes out and does a bunch of different interviews. >> well there is a tension about that in all seriousness in the administration. because there has never been a presidency, an administration that was this overtly hostile to the press. talking about like revising the first amendment. the chief of staff this weekend was saying they're looking at those libel laws. what do you mean looking

you know? in our schools. i mean, i've always been amazed that if you have a school where no one's ever learning, why is it that one teacher doesn't stand on the front of the building with a sign that says my kids aren't learning, we ought to shut this down? i mean, now, my wife tries to correct me and says, john, people have mortgages, they have kids, blah, blah, blah, and people can't just walk away. i'm glad she told me that. she's right. i'm just different. she's right. but there are ways in which to effect an organization without having to get yourself fired, to make yourself known, to make your feelings known. and it's on all of us, all of us in this room to make sure that we can have some integrity, that we can live life a little bigger than ourselves. i don't know how i got there, but i'm glad i did. >> john from news max. >> thank you, dave. nice to see you again, governor. >> you're at news max now. i can't keep track of you. can you send me your resumÉ? [laughter] >> it's only been four years. [laughter] i

what do you mean it's not loading. all right, did you turn off your router? turn it back on. no, turn it -- no, no, go to bit -- no -- okay, listen, do you have venmo? you know what, just send me the check. send me a check. i just want to get off this call. i'm done. what do you mean you're not done? i'm done. i want to be done. what do you mean i must pay you $300 to be done with this call? ( laughter ) now, this attack was huge. it was a massive attack worldwide, but great britain was one of the worst hit places with even their national health service being forced to shut down. meanwhile, america came out relatively unscathed. but if you watch the news, you would have thought the complete opposite. >> we're getting reports that some hospitals have been hit by a cyberattack. computer and telephone systems are down and staff are having to use pen and paper. >> breaking news tonight, a massive cyberattack and hospitals held for ransom, emergency rooms closed. tonight the u.s. on alert -- >> trevor: we'll be right back. or as they say in america -- i don't know

what do you mean cooking the hot dogs and the cheeseburgers? you mean for the bullies?t beat me up. come and eat hot dogs and pork and beans. >> stephen: that's a really unique response to bullys. i never heard that before. >> true grit. i was a dude in high school. i would scalp lunch ticket s. >> stephen: you would scalp lunch tickets? how did that work? did you make money on that? >> i would bring $20 to school and buy all the lunch books at home room. my lunch tickets were shot, weps sloppy joes and tatter tot s. >> stephen: if they ran out of tickets -- >> i was there. "who needs tickets? who needs tickets? just like yankee stadium. "who needs tickets? who needs tickets? people still owe me money from lunch ticket. >> stephen: so you would let them get it on credit. you you can't do that. >> sometimes. it was like owning a bor diego in the ghetto. it's true. you give credit, you never go hungry. >> stephen: you started -- everybody knows you got your big break on "s.n.l.." do you remember your audition? i remember your audition because i was there. >> upper. >> ste

you know. there's not the recreation goes out of your life. and the stress of money, i meani grew up with parents that were always arguing about money, you know. it was always a balancing act, it was always, you know, very unsettling because they were living just a little bit above their means and i think that we encourage that in america, banks and, you know, yeah, you can pay this credit card with that credit card and i would say michael and mary in the film are really, you know, you hear about little bit about their past in it. they wanted to kind of be musicians, maybe they were good, maybe they weren't. but they had a kid and suddenly it was like we've got to find some good school and so you find yourself in this home gund, wow, this is a little bit more than we could afford but the bank's going to help us. slippery slope. >> who do you think is this film is for, the audience for this film? >> oh, lord. >> i hope i don't know. >> yeah. >> because if i knew, i don't know, that just seems so limiting. my youngest son always calls me something centric, whatever i'm doing.

. >> what do you mean you don't know? >> i don't know. i've got to try to do better, not just for me, but for my family. i don't want them to see me in a place like this. >> i seem to fall back into the same things. assault with a deadly weapon. handgun, no permit. >> how did you end up being in an armed robbery? >> walking by a liquor store. i was swearing at her, cussing. told her she had a certain amount of seconds to open the cash register or i'm going to shoot her. >>> hey, this is the hardest 30 days i've ever did. this is -- i don't know why, but it's just -- it's been driving me nuts. i don't know. i think when i went to the adult thing and came back here. feel like i'm being strangled. i don't know. i don't know what it is. time ain't going by like it used to. >> pizano? >> hey. who is that? hey, pizano. >> let's do it, d. >> 18-year-old ricky pizano is a regular in the juvenile justice system. over the past four years he has spent a total of 266 days here in lake county juvenile and more recently another 16 months at a residenti

you weren't entitled to the naturalization. it means you violated the rules congress had set forth governing who could be qualified. >> you are not entitled to begin with a new light in the process. the mac it also sweeps more broadly than a because it includes things like obtaining certificate of naturalization rather than natural procurement. >> the congress doesn't have the power to be naturalized somewhat. at least so far we haven't let them do that as punishment for criminal acts he had so go back to just this kagan's question about footnote four and your adversaries position that if it is a prerequisite to naturalization, that is what this means, this is the only time congress can deprive you of citizenship is when something actually would have barred you. >> well, the only point we were trying to make. >> i know the point you were trying to make. and the point i made if congress ex post facto two d. naturalized view, we're giving you the power, should we be reading it narrowly or broadly? >> well, i think it necessarily shouldn't

hey, i just wanna tell you how much you mean to me. with the dad stuff. - but thanks to you, now i have a hero. - you're an inspiration, chuck. when i was a kid, you came and spoke at my school, and, the very next day, my hot teacher came in and said you stole her underwear. - i named my dog after you. well, chuck norris, but--but still. - chuck, i've always admired you. remember your stalker, lorraine? that was me. - listen to that. all those people care about you. - i feel like tom sawyer. - like you're at your own funeral. - no, like i'm an amazing song by rush. - chuck, the only reason i give you such a hard time is because i'm jealous. you're smart and accomplished and you must weigh like nothing because i just saw carol carrying you through the parking lot. - [chuckles] - the point is everybody looks up to you. and i guess i do too. - i never knew she felt that way. i never knew any of them did. - all those people down there, they think you're somebody, even if madame tussaud doesn't. aww, here, have a klonex, but don't get it we

i'll show you what i mean.nstance, the night before a race he puts the other horses' hooves in a glass of warm water. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he's a jokester. >> steve: he's a prankster. >> jimmy: he goes to carnivals, rides the carousels while remaining completely still. [ light laughter ] he's like a jokester. >> steve: he's a prankster. >> jimmy: he puts an uber sticker on his back then trots up to people waiting for rides outside bars. [ light laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: just as a goof. >> steve: he's a goofy guy. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, whenever he sees his jockey, he says, hey, why the short face? [ light laughter ] he's a practical joker. >> steve: like more of a joker. >> jimmy: he likes to walk into arby's and say, hey, have you seen my grandpa? >> steve: oh my god! [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: he's a practical -- >> steve: that's his joke. >> jimmy: yeah, that's his joke. >> steve: not our joke. >> jimmy: i would never say anything like that. >> steve: yeah, i wouldn't sa

you gotta do what i say when i say it. i mean i could fire the entire staff and start from scratch, i would do that too. >> so who wrecked the van? >> well, neil. >> what do you do, just yell at him? >> i don't talk to neil, as a matter of fact. >> why? you don't like him? >> i hate him. he's a [bleep]. he's a--i'll give you $8.50 or $9 worth of work and not a [bleep] penny more and not any more effort. okay? that's neil. >> when he got bit by the dog and was bleeding, were you concerned about him or the dog? >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! okay-- >> andrew, i gotta tell you-- your laugh scares the [bleep] out of me. >> because it's a farce. what neil did was reach down and push the dog back, at which point, the dog bit him. >> it sounds like he was just trying to stop the dog from running in the street. >> i was horrified. why--why would you do that? >> as andrew's ranting and raving, neil walks in. instead of andrew using some sort of decorum or discretion or shutting his mouth, he continues. he actually gets even more amped up. >>

you know what i mean? if you don't like me, tell me. i don't give a damn. you know what i mean? ready to get out? >> i'll hit it with a razor tonight. yeah. >> cecil, what's next? >> beautiful women and some good food. that's what's next. >> but even kunkel's surrogate cousin josh pike predicts the good times might not last for long. >> six months to a year. if he ain't back by then, he should be out for a while. i'm happy that he's out but i'm pissed they let his ass out. >> what? >> i want to beat him up now. look at him. you know what, though? that gives me hope. if that tattooed ass [ bleep ], if they let him out, then there's hope for me. i guess. >> what's not next? >> coming back to jail. >>> on the ground! >> no way to handle the situation in here. you've got to fight. >> she got a broken eye socket. i put her in the infirmary for eight days. >> yes, i love that. >> i chased after a court officer. they said i hit one and kicked one and spit on him. >> for those inmates all too willing to throw a punch -- the jail has a special place. >> the box. >> the box. >> separated

so i have been asking brad, what freak do you mean? the term freak show goes back a long way.eople with oddities, abnormalities, deformities come i'm trying to figure out what he was figuring out. he has blocked his tweets, because he is a coward. he has not apologized. he did this on memorial day. i think he is a scumbag. brad trent has a website, if you like. >> he needs one of those apologies like kathy griffin, so the reliever of the giants, drilled washington nationals bryce harper. >> and he hits harbor. and harper is going to go out. and now we have a scene. >> first of all, through some punches, and his helmet. i don't know where that went, but harbor is suspended four games. strickland six. >> he was going after him, by the way. >> and you know what the story is there, buster posey, the catcher, nothing. >> while you lost your one more thing, because now, dana. i just want to say," and putting together something about tennis, a new novel out, his third novel, called "trophy son," even if you do not like tennis, it is a page turner. and i have a picture of me playing t

it takes its toll on you, but i mean what can you do about it?ow, 19 years of doing time, you learn patience if you don't learn anything. >> as kenneth body looks forward to the payoff of patient persistence, another longtime inmate has learned that patience has a reward of a different type. our first introduction to billy hankins was in this startling prison surveillance video that we acquired from colorado state penitentiary in 2000. now older and wiser, hankins is an inmate at limon. >> this is my 43rd birthday. i think i've been locked up, the only birthday i haven't been locked up for was my 26th birthday. other than that, ever since 1982, from juvenile i've been locked up all the way to adult. i think i've had one birthday on the streets. in what, 25, 30 years? >> so what are the plans for your birthday? >> fellows are making some burritos, but the meal at chow sucks today. it's pizza made with some kind of turkey. so we would be making burritos anyway. >> your future? what's the big sigh? >> what future? i have no future. this is my future

i plan to run for election, if that's what you mean. eally good part on a sitcom becomes available. >> and then you'll reconsider? >> i'm planning to stay in politics for now. but you know, george burns, you know, worked until he was 100 and i don't know. i don't want to be senator until i'm 100. i know that. and i want to -- you know, i don't know if retirement is all that great of a thing. >> it seems like -- >> maybe. i don't know. >> it seems like the folk in your home state, you won that election by 300 votes and it was like an 8-month investigation into who voted where. >> a recount. >> yeah. not investigation but recount. and the second time around you walked away with that thing pretty handedly. maybe they'll keep you around in minnesota for a while. >> i hope so. you know, i think they got to see that i was a serious workhorse and now, you know, because i won by a comfortable margin i can be a workhorse with a sense of humor. >> there you go. >> i guess. >> al franken's book is called "giant of the senate." >> "al franken giants

i know exactly what you mean. my: no that's great cause if you see it twice, you can put it together and make one matthew perry face. [ laughter ] >> believe me, i've spent hours doing that. >> jimmy: tell me about this. "the end of longing," you wrote a play. >> yeah, i wrote a play. i've been -- >> jimmy: did you know how to do that stuff? >> i guess i do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i guess i do. yeah, i've written for television for the last ten years, but this was the first thing that i ever wrote by myself. so, i've been too scared to write anything on my own. >> jimmy: sure. >> so, i just decided i'm going to try it and i wrote something on my own. a series of monologues came out. that was the first thing, that's a very theater kind of device, and i realized i was writing a play, and i sent it out to this great theater director named lindsay posner who i'd worked with in the past in london. he's a british theater director, and he said, can i direct this and i knew i had a a play, and we did it in london, and -- >> ji

what happened to, "i got you"? i mean, you're home now. you have nothing but free time.retired people. some of us are very active, like me. i got the guys coming over at 11:00 for a little day drinking. then we're all gonna learn how to use crossbows. -hey, dad? -yeah. i probably shouldn't go to school today. i-i think i got a concussion from football. jack, you play "madden" football. yeah, but yesterday i got excited, and i hit myself in the face with the controller. i'm still not right. he's got to be a huge letdown after me, right? i got to be honest. neither of you knocked it out of the park. okay, i think what your father means is we love you both. now, backpacks are packed. let's go.

forget it. >> what do you mean? >> okay. >> let me get a picture. >> i'll give your money back. >> okay. >> but you have to be biting it. hold on one second. hold on. but be like, oo, like you don't want to eat it. wait, hold on. maybe -- but i have to -- here, put it back. okay. now maybe throw your head back a little bit. a little more in your mouth, a little more in your mouth. you really, really despise it, right? you know what i mean? >> i can't do it anymore. >> why? no, i have to get the perfect picture. you spit all over that. okay. go ahead. okay, on three. one -- no, go ahead. one, two, three, just bite down on it. like a little -- a little section. give me sultry, maybe like a wink, a little wink. >> sorry. >> okay. one -- that's pretty good. all right. now hold it to your mouth. now say, i hate it, i hate it. >> i hate it. >> all right. spit up a little bit on it. maybe spit up. try to vomit. [ laughter ] >> he's right. that's terrible. don't buy it. ♪ >> how you doing. welcome to costco. what you have h

. >>> if anybody's been around kids, you know what the term kids underfoot means. think this elephant calf learned it in a big way. this is in south africa. >> oh. >> whoa. >> now, i just want to reinforce that this elephant is okay. they have a pack mentality. the babies and moms stay together. but this one's by itself in very dangerous territory. that male elephant is seeking female companionship. as a matter of fact, there are several of them. >> you mean to tell me this elephant is trying to move the baby aside to get to momma. that's not how it works. >> you're right. that's why when this baby gets close, it's gently escorted to the side. but the action isn't over. >> what is his problem, man? come on. >> you notice those two elephants right there come to its assistance. it's getting back up, it's okay. but it learned a big lesson. when you have lots of adult males around in the mood, get out of the way. >> the poor thing must have been so confused. i'm just here, man. >> baby doesn't understand yet. >>> another incredible sight. >> oh! >> yeah. >> there's not

you mean the mix? mean, just the recent last year has made me feel differently about bedford and about britain. i will come onto that because i think i know what you mean. bedford first of all, what do people think in general? jen? i think at the moment the hospital situation. i think it is important to me, my husband has a heart condition. having no services available, thinking about having a family in the future. the potential of, you know, a&e shutting, maternity services not being there anymore, it is quite scary to think, you know, we might have to go afield for things which we have been able to access course for such a long time. for me it is the nhs also. with local hospitals, we're hearing news of a&e being degraded. it worries us, the fact that services are going. what will happen in the future? or will we have to travel far off? i want to be able to get all the services i have in future. if they are degraded, will they be far off? that is a big worrying point from my perspective in bedford. p

obviously we think you don't need to get into any of that here. >> what i'm trying to get at is do you really mean that we can't consider all the statements or does it depend on what gloss you put on the statements and how you view them? i'm now concerned whether this is a subjective analysis on some people's part, or whether it is truly objective. mr. well: under the supremes course decision in mandel that says you should not look behind come up if you think it has the ead faith exemption, the typ hypothetical might rise to that level of clear, strong, affirmative showing that even it is the president of the united states and national security, we will look behind it. what the hypothetical illustrates is how far we are from what we ought to require to do such remarkable thing, to second-guess and to essentially say -- very careful, be because you are saying that might rise to bad faith, but you are laying the standard of bad faith is in the eyes of the beholder, see you are cracking that door. you realize you are doing that, a justification to look at what he said, and we just wave whether he mea

. >> hinojosa: oh, you mean, like, they build it once and it stays? >> exactly. it's like the frigidaire, the permanet frigidaire made out of ice. >> exactly. and... because it's hard to build these things, and it goes... you know, generation after generation will use the same cellar. and he said, "you know what? last year for the first time in my memory it thawed out, and i lost, you know, a third of my meat for the winter," which is a big deal for those guys. >> hinojosa: of course. >> and he said, "guess what's happening now?" and he took me to the corner, and this was sort of in september, and sure enough there's a puddle of water dripping from the wall. and so we emerge out of this, and i was shaken by it. and i said, "what are you going to do?" and he pointed out, and outside his house he's got a ge refrigerator/freezer sitting there, waiting to be plugged in. >> hinojosa: oh, my god! >> and i thought, "yeah, you know, this old thing about we're going to sell," you know, "freezers to the eskimos is really coming true." so once you meet a guy like that who's

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what do you mean? help me with this. >> we're arguing. >> that's why the cash is growing. >> you're arguing that -- if we're arguing that ibm should be discounted. >> what do you want? can we get some sense from eastern. >> it's such an easy concept, scott. i don't know how you don't git. why aren't you smart enough? >> let's just backing up for a second. >> easteshe's had enough. >> if we're arguing that ibm should be discounted because of the cash pile that they're having on their balance sheet, we should apply that to ibm. not the say they haven't done a great job, but if we're move in into an environment where growth is picking up and we think investors are going to start battle iing growth, yes, they'v grown a lot, but there is going to be more scrutiny on their cash balance going forward and they're going to have to deploy that in a more effective and revenue raising way. >> and ibm has a ton of debt by the way. >> right. >> jay, did you tell me, we got kevin o'leary. let's bring mr. wonderful in.

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i'm the fat guy at home on the couch, do you know what i mean. of-- i don't-- i'm not that nasty. but do you know what the emmy vote is then because i'm up for emmy consideration for-- life on the road, best tv movie and best television. >> stephen: are you a voter. >> i don't think they asked me to vote. >> stephen: have you ever won an emmy. >> yeah. >> stephen: then are you automatically in to vote. >> i have won two but i lost 21. >> stephen: oh, wow. >> that's terrible-- . >> stephen: that is pretty bad. >> that is a terrible batting average. >> stephen: yeah, wow. i thought were you talented, i didn't know. >> yeah, i know, i know, i think it's a big joke. they're like come to l.a. you are going to win, am i? nou. >> stephen: louis c.k. >> i think fun-- . >> stephen: you can drink at the golden globes. >> that's the thing. the golden globes is probably better to be at than host that because you are getting drunk and you don't care. whereas the emmys they are all sitting there and but they are sober so it is good to perform at but-- when i'm