men defend yourselves. - i don't have to say it again. - you run-- - get out. - you stupid old skunk. do i make myself plain? well, good, they've gone. that's better. now, we can relax. well, captain, did you enjoy your dinner? very good, sir, except for the pshit. oh, i didn't think the pshit was too bad. a little of what you fancy, they say. captain manure... ay. i am going to create you duke of lithuania. but i thought you were completely broke, mr. ubu. in a few days, with your help, i shall be king of poland. you mean you will assassinate wenceslas? the bugger's no fool, he's guessed it. if it's a matter of killing wenceslas, i'm with you. i'm his deadly enemy, and i can answer for my men. oh, manure, i love you dearly for that. oh, god, man, how you stink. don't you ever wash? occasionally. never. i'm going to tread on your toes. fat lump of pshit. well, manure, that's all for now. but i swear to you, on the head of ma ubu, that i'm going to make you duke of lithuania. - but-- - silence, my angel. [music] master ubu. i have resolved to reward you for your many services as captai

but you really have to excel yourselves. you mean, take it down in shorthand? oh, good idea.an you do shorthand? i may not know much about my job, but shorthand. better and better. go into my office and get some paper, a large quantity, as much as you can find. there, well, clear the stage, please. right now, ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention, please. excuse me. darling, if you're going to start-- there won't be any improvising to do, i promise you. what shall we have to do then? nothing for the moment, if you stay there and watch will happens. just now, we're going to have a rehearsal, or as much one as we can in the circumstances, and they'll be doing the rehearsing. - excuse me. - mm-hmm? in what way will it be a rehearsal? well, a rehearsal. a rehearsal for their benefit. but if we are the characters... just so, the characters-- it's not characters who act here. it's actors who do the acting here. the characters remain where they are in the script, when there is a script. precisely. and as there is no script, and you have a good fortune to have all the char

so, give yourselves a big, big round of applause. (applause) >> so, i'd like -- i'm going to get back up and introduce some other speakers and we have some gifts we're going to present in a little bit. but i'm going to start -- i'm going to kick the program off by bringing up our state senator. everybody here knows mark leno. but what you may not know is how committed and how tireless mark is to fighting for kids and families and parks and open spaces. it's not always on the front page of the paper. he's often doing it behind the scenes in ways that not everybody knows. mark is a true advocate for families. he is a true advocate for parks. a true advocate for green space. and it is my great pleasure to bring him up now. (applause) >> thank you, phil. let's hear it for parks cheer leader and chief phil ginsberg. (applause) >> it is a real pleasure to be with everyone here today. it takes a village and the village is out. it's not often we get to say the words "our tax dollars at work" with a smile on our face. but we're doing it today

grab yourselves from leftovers and great ready for some great videos from the web "right this minute." >>> talk about wedding day stress. looks like two brides fighting, doesn't it? >> looks can be deceiving. >> a dude enjoys a little home remodelling. apparently there's one problem. >> apparently not his place. >> the story behind a renter's revenge. >> the scoot at this time you'll has the crowd diminishing a bit. >> and this dog does not like the look of that. >> see what the owner has in her hand? >> the object of terror that's got a bulldog freaking out. >>> looks like two brides fighting, doesn't it? >> why are two brides in the same place? >> let me tell you the so operaesque story for this video. according to international media reports, we have a new bride and the other bride is the brand new husband's mistress who shows up in a wedding dress and reports say she is pregnant. >> i say no, this is sfak video. >> we had a video that was exactly like this and it turned out to be a spoof. >> no. reports from all over the world say this a real video. the bride they say in translati

. >> do people bug you gs -- do people bug you guys about becoming parents yourselves? >> yeah, yeah. the whole first year you spend together, we'll see how long that lasts. after a year, they say where is your baby? >> the third year, they must be working -- >> she's the oldest of eight kids and raised everyne of those babies. she's not in a hurry to have another diaper to change. >> i heard that you guys have a rule for how long you stay apart. >> yeah, yeah. we got married and we both work a lot, travel a lot. so we figured out that 14 days is the limit. that's as long as you can spend without either one of us having to travel where each other is. we shook on it. >> perfect. [ applause ] >>> now, i know you've always been into comicon, you go every year. >> comicon. >> i just want -- >> for a nerd, that's like mispronouncing -- >> i'm sorry. i've never been but i like wonder woman and i dressed as her for hallowe this year. i wanted to know for you, if you do a side by side -- >> yeah. >> i think you look more like straight up linda carter, wonder woman. >> in my opi

give yourselves a big hand. that is the time eastern.the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> it's a factor special presentation you don't want to miss dennis miller signs off on miley cyrus. >> you are insipid because you don't have an act. >> president obama, it's just nice to see obama actually hook a ball behind some shrubbery and blame an actual bush for once. >> chris christie. >> 400-pound guy is delegate it you you bring home too much bacon you know it's gone absolutely mad. >> and our pal putin. >> is he the most interesting man in the world. >> jesse watters visits colorado for mushroom festival. actually see like sounds potentially like can you hear smells? tries to find out what people think

don't offer load yourselves looking at to be hit by thieves. keep san francisco save.ant to talk about a grant that the police department has won through the office of traffic safety through regional highway traffic safety for drunk driving. drunk and drunk driving has resulted in 25 thousand or more people and it's the number one killer on our adheres we've received grant for education and dui check points and the campaign for other a little. please designated drivers be smart let's have a great holiday season everyone come to san francisco and shop but pay attention to the price tags and not to your cell phones. thank you >> thank you, chief. i think there's a theme running through all of this is awareness and distraction while your using our phones we want you to help us raise the profile we'll have more officers on muni and inspects handing out your screen cleaners. just to try to better engage with folks. the chief as inspired me to consider a new partnership we'll be connecting the library. i want to thank you you outlining all you're helping to spread this messa

and i thank you for this opportunity and i hope to hear from you, and i know that your staff and yourselveshow to contact me, i would be happy to provide new copies if you have not got them available. and would like to move on from there, thank you very much. >> thank you. >> next, up is bill henum. >> thank you. >> good afternoon, commissioners my name is bill han on and i am the president of the golden gateway tenant's association. our members live in a large residential complex and not far from this building where we are now. i wanted to support mr. rander's recommendation that you pay careful attention to the design and study a thoughtful and a worldly document, thank you. >> thank you. >> next up, renee ducru, sorry. >> hello. my name is renee and i am here on behalf of the james r. herman memorial committee. and there will be the local 34 president was unable to be here due to illness and intending to convey this to you on behalf of the committee, the current design elements of the memorial one art piece as well as a multimedia presentation on the memorial wall, the committee intends

give yourselves a campaign, and campaign a great round of applause. let me say this. i also want to thank -- the absolutely historic number of republicans who crossed party lines to support me. you were powerful messengers for our mainstream campaign. thank you. most importantly i want to thank the voters of virginia who went out and voted for us today. from lee county to virginia beach to winchester thank you for what you did to help us get elected the governor of the commonwealth of virginia. this is a hard fought race. part of that is the nature of politics. part unfortunate it was that the attorney general and i had some very big differences on some very important issues. and let me say this -- i think every single person in virginia is glad that the tv ad are now over. i know passions are high. i think it is important to recognize that while the attorney general and i have a lot of differences, he is a principled man who has sacrificed an enormous amount of time, away from his family. i thank ken cuccinelli for his service and dedication to the commonwealth of vi

how many would classify yourselves as being pro life. hands up. pro life. oh, you were going to raise your hand, you decided not to. >> i believe in the choice of life and family planning and things of that. >> i am pro life, i'm not pro death, for sure. >> you're pro abortion? >> i'm pro woman's right to decide to plan her family. >> pro abortion. >> let me pick one moment. i hate that concept. >> we're not going to get in a long discussion. how many of you want to see marijuana legalized for recreational use? >> you? you want it passed and taxed? >> well, look, obviously i don't think it's a great thing. >> so you smoke pot. >> no. you know me better than that. no, and i don't think it's a habit that people should get into. i think it's a gateway drug, a poor decision of use of time and your health. >> and you think illegal. >> i think to legalize it and tax it could be a good thing for this country. >> how many agree. show of hands. how many want it legal recreational. >> tax it to death. like cigarettes. >> you want to tax it to death? >> how many of yo

you'll often find yourselves having to move slowly as they move across the intersection it's an there in traffic that need to be a serious responsibility for the eir to address >> thank you. >> commissioners if there's nothing further we'll move on to item 12. at the 1409 sutter street. a request for conditional use authorization. >> good afternoon karen planning department staff. it is a conditional use to convert a building from a private club at the 1409 within the mc zoning district. a principally you permitted restaurants will be there a limited square feet and will require the limited use. the project will not will resolve any physical expansion. the department finds this proposal desirable. it's a historic zone known as the thomas project. the 189 though square feet building was used as a private club. the existing first two floors is the dining hall and other activity space for the club anybody's it's located on the first two levels and will be 95 hundred square feet in size and the hotel will be on the 3rd and fourth floors with lobby access on the ground floor and will be 82

it's not just them, look to yourselves because those values began with all of you.friends and those who love our officers. and thank you for being here today. it's my privilege to preside over the process to select these officers. and i look forward to the presentations by each of the captains. thank you. [applause] >> thank you, vice president turman and thank you president mazzucco. i understand that the mayor is on a tight schedule. i would like the mayor to come up and say a few words, please. thank you. >> thank you officer monroe. good evening everyone, this is a really happy

give yourselves a campaign, a great round of applause.lso want to thank the absolutely historic number of republican who's cross -- who crossed party lines to support me. you were powerful messengers for our main stream campaign. thank you. importantly, i want to thank the voters of virginia who went out and voted for us today. from lee county, virginia beach, to win chester, thank you for what you did to help us get elected for governor of the common wealth of virginia. look, i know that's been a hard-fought race. part of that is, you know, it's the nature of politics. and part of it is that attorney general and i had very big differences on very important issues. and i think every person in virginia is glad that the tv ads are now over. and i know passions are high. i think it's important to recognize the attorney general and i had a lot of differences, he is a principled man who has sacrificed an enormous amount of time, away from his family, i thank ken cuccinelli for his service and dedication to the common wealth of virginia. virgin

when it rains after a long period of dryness, the oils come up and the roads are slicker, give yourselvesxtra time and leave extra room. driver on of this truck knows all about it tonight. live if san francisco, terry mcsweeney. >> thank you, terry. one way or another au, you have slow down. you can can get the latest updates on nbcbayarea.com. >> new tonight at 11:00, a fraternity prank involving a stripper cage goes too far. students are upset and the fraternity is apologizing. but there's more to the story. we have the details. george? >> well, raj, the cage in question has/?í destroited for the last three years the fraternity would put up the cage up for halloween parties. while they say it was a halloween prop, others say it was offensive. >> it was what i saw every day walking to school. >> what she saw stand in a lot was this, a wooden cage with hanging chains and a stripper pole, and words painted on top that are too vulgar to say on television. >> i was like, it's too long for it not to be up. you take it out of that context and it was more horrific and offensive. sonia asked the

we get any further, john jay and rich, i'm curious, for those uninitiated, can you tell us about yourselves? >> we're on in 13 cities. we do basically pop culture. you can hear our show on our web site. we podcast on itunes and all fa that. >> what's the charity are you playing for? >> we are playing for kids living within foster homes right now. and there are a lot of them in arizona. over 14,000. >> wow, that's a fantastic cause. thank you guys for joining us today. time for the next question. this is worth 200 bucks. it's absolutely anybody's game. we've got looking in a mirror or texting. the question is, what did women under 21 say they could go longer without doing? is it looking in a mirror or is it texting? all right, answers are in. miss linda, we'll go to you. tell us about yourself, linda. >> i am i'd like to think the better half of the edwards and lee show on 99.5 wicd here in detroit. they call me a reeck barbie. i'm in love with elvis presley and kid rock. and i just love doing what i do here in detroit. this is my home ittown and i'm happy to be here. >> linda, pleasure to h

and since thursday at midnight, you have raised-- brace yourselves-- a quarter of a million dollars! (cheers and applause) that is -- hold on. (cheers and applause) that's more than $100,000. (laughter) folks, you did it. eat it, china. eat it with chopsticks! (laughter) folks, i say china is out and the colbert nation now gets your slot as world superpower. (cheers and applause) so tonight i am not only leader of the colbert nation but also the chairman. (laughter and applause) and, folks, these are my demands. one: i want a seat at the u.n. security council. in fact, make it a recline we are cub holders so i can watch my stories while some jagoff from yo uruguay keeps yakking. next, i demand china's most-favored nation's trading status. that will help the bottom line once i force my audience to make ipads. (laughter) lastly, i demand the international community respect my right to continue developing the colbert nation's nuclear program. (laughter) it is for energy! even though i have pledged to wipe vermont off the map. we will drive you into lake champlain! (cheers and applause)

it's not just them, look to yourselves because those values began with all of you.d friends and those who love our officers. and thank you for being here today. it's my privilege to preside over the process to select these officers. and i look forward to the presentations by each of the captains. thank you. [applause] >> thank you, vice president turman and thank you president mazzucco. i understand that the mayor is on a tight schedule. i would like the mayor to come up and say a few words, please. thank you. >> thank you officer monroe. good evening everyone, this is a really happy occasion. and i did when chief suhr notified me that this would be happening, i wanted to make sure that i put time in to come before you for a brief moment. and to share my appreciation to the police force. to commissioners, the president mazzucco, and to the entire commission, to chief suhr and the entire command staff. to the awardees tonight. i know there is 41 of you out there with family and friends. but i want to say this to the entire 2,000 sworn men and women in san francisco p

. >>> prepare yourselves because i have the world's most awesome eating challenge. >> this is paul from the dude's where's my challenge youtube challenge. this eating challenge is between paul -- >> with my dog. >> we've got meat balls. >> this could get messy. he's looking forward to his food here. >> and you're probably thinking how is this a fair challenge? >> i'm not allowed to use my hands because he's not allowed to use his paws. >> he's going to eat it doggy style? >> he's going to eat it doggy style. >> this is an eating challenge, a race to see who finishes the spaghetti and meat balls first. >> three, two, one, go! ♪ ♪ >> barney starts off slowly. you immediately begin thinking paul has this in the bag. >> watch this because it gets so cute. ♪ ♪ >> paul has just a few noodles left. but look at this. barney gets all of his noodles, two meat balls to go, paul helps a little. ♪ ♪ >> barney won! >> barney, himself food just disappeared. >>> you know when dudes get scared, they like to do extra strength, test the hanhood. >> i'm all about physical competition. >> how about the epic

you guys can have the place all to yourselves if you want. i can stay with my friend heather.no, that's okay. miguel is staying at the madison hotel. thanks anyway. - well, i better get ready. nice meeting you, miguel. - nice meeting you too, carrie. miguel, i have a little surprise for you too. i'll give you a hint. it's made with tomatoes, mushrooms-- chicken-- rosa, will you marry me ? i think i need to sit down. are you really so surprised ? i've thought about this day so many times. i just didn't think it would happen right now. i don't want us to be apart anymore. there are still so many things i want to do. i'm learning so much in my business classes-- we don't have to get married right away. we could set a date for perhaps a year from now. you know, miguel, i want to open my own restaurant. maybe not now, but someday. - that's wonderful ! - yes, but i've always thought i'd do it in this country. do you think it would be possible for you to move here, too ? i would have to start my career all over again. but you can practice architecture anywhere, can't you ? rosita, pu

tomorrow, as we gather with friends and family, we will count yourselves lucky that there is more ton we can ever say and more to be hopeful for the we can ever imagine. before these turkeys get away, with the power vested in me, i want to grant popcorn a full reprieve come on. [laughter] we wish you well. [applause] >> happy thanksgiving everybody. [applause] get out of the rain. [laughter] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2013] >> the turkeys named charon mal and popcorn will leave form and a soda and after the ceremony were taken george washington's mount vernon estate where they will be on display for visitors during christmas. the happening yesterday, traditional menorah lighting marking the spirit of the jewish holiday, hanukkah. here is a 15 minute portion. >> this year, we have a very interesting coincidence of dates. and hanukkah, two distinct holidays but in essence, they share a very important message. thanksgiving celebrates those who came early to settle this country and wanted to have the right to

public comment later, in these languages the spanish, and russian and chinese, if you identify yourselves in the room and so again, it is spanish tagelog, and russian and chinese and they are available. could you stand up one more time and then, so there are speakers in public comment they could be translated as well. i know that we should have them come up to say this in the other languages but we will do that before the public comment. >> so now, i would like to call up the department of health and she is a member of the food security task force and also the food to the security task force, dr. jones? >> also thank you for hosting this hearing and for the sponsor ship by the supervisor mar, campos and chiu and yee and also thanks for the members of the public to attending and for the participation, and i also want to give a thanks to nick, from the supervisor mar's office for his incredible support. and today, we are here to discuss the issue of food security. and i think that opening the comments by all of our supervisors really set the tone, on why this is an important issue and we ar

they ring the bell, then hold up their buckets for you to help yourselves, and then later that night they bring you free eggs and toilet paper. >> only america. >> but when it comes to halloween there are some real grinches out there, sometimes after a night of trick or treating you get an apple with a raiser blade in it, shatter filing, i could cut myself making a bong out of it. this is the war on halloween. >> facing a lot of tv folk are in the halloween spirit today. just this morning, i saw kelley ripa dressed as miley cyrus. and george stephanopoulus went as a tiny astronaut which i believe makes him america's entire space program. i, of course, am dressed as a sexy hobo who got a work ethic, pulled himself up by his own boot straps and then got a tasty makeover. but, folks, on today's, the today show today, halloween died. when anchor matt lauer dressed up as my waking nightmare. i look far ward to the new segment, where in the heck is matt lauer's dignity? spook can i stuff. spooky stuff. >> folks speaking of spooky, every day america wakes up to a new revelation about nsa sp

you guys, um, make yourselves comfortable. okay. see? people get it.aying) mm, mm. mm. by odin's beard, this is good chex mix. no, thanks. peanuts. i can't afford to swell up in these tights. i'm confused. if there's no costume parade, what are we doing here? we're socializing, meeting new people. telepathically? oh, hey, when did you get here? hi. penny is wearing the worst catwoman costume i've ever seen. and that includes halle berry's. she's not catwoman. she's just a generic cat. and that's the kind of sloppy costuming which results from a lack of rules and competition. hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse. i believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough. what is your move? i'm going to use the mirror technique. she brushes her hair back, i brush my hair back... she shrugs, i shrug. subconsciously she's thinking, "we're in sync. we belong together." where do you get this stuff? you know, psychology journals, internet research, and there's this great show on vh-1 about how to pick up girls. oh, if only i had his confidence. i have such difficul

give yourselves a big hand.hat is the time >>> new information about that delay in obama care deadline, but is someone trying to pull a fast one on you? what no one else is telling you. >> it's not surprising they want to move as much as they can after the next election. they're doing everything they can to run away from obama care. >> republican chuck grassley says you're doing that so that it starts after the midterm elections, it's politics. >> the fact is we're doing this because it makes sense for insurers to have as clear a sense of the pool of people they gain this year before setting rates for next year. >> for them to delay from a couple of weeks before the election to a couple of weeks after the election to me is just a naked effort. people are going to see right through this. >> because the website has had troubles, we expect more people

. >> you guys proud of yourselves? >> extremely. >> aurora is a metal sculpture. when it's done, anyone with a smart phone can go to a website and change the colors and so on. for the creator, putting a vulnerable piece of art in the public is like a leap of fate. >> society is not, you know, to be destructed and they need to be respectful. >> we showed video clips to folks around palo alto. >> it's artistic. it's beautiful. >> if for some reason you don't like the tree. >> that's the beauty of temporary art. you can do things that are bold and outside the box. and it will come down in a year. so wait it out. >> and there is a public tree lighting ceremony on saturday. and then the ceremony starts at 5:00 p.m. the artist paid for this whole thing out of pocket. you can help by donating. >> different. >> yeah. >> thank you. hang some ornaments and you knocked out two birds with one stone. >> built in christmas tree. >> fire works off the top. >> more trees should be like that. >> whatever is the escape, we should find it. we are 0 for october so far. it's a trace f