like, everything that youuo is your art, right? and as you-- as you entertain people regularly, it's all-- it's all art. >> stephen: we do our best. >> well -- >> we dourest. as do i. ( applause ) that's all we can do. >> stephen: i also attempt to sell a fair amount of bud light and oldsmobiles. >> you can turn that into art as well. >> stephen: your dad's an artist, too, right? >> my dad's the real talent. >> stephen: is there a competitiveness there? >> no, because he's not competitive. he's, like, the most supportive, wonderful human being. >> stephen: how about you? are you competitive? >> i'm very competitive. but i don't need to compete. he's definitely the more talented one. my dad-- i grew up with forgeries of great masters of renaissance painters on my wall. >> stephen: is that how he put you through school, forgeries? that's a good story! that's a good story. >> i wish he did. >> stephen: that would be nice. >> i'd go for that. >> stephen: that would be a good part for you to play. you could playy your own dad. looking l