they want to matter again yz great so, how about after they help with us syria we promise to hate themoing to cut it. >> jon: what do they want? >> well n return for supporting syrian intervention, they are demanding this music play every time someone says the word russia. >> jon: really, with a wolf howl and everything? >> you're right, they should have gone with the kitty cat. real scary, jon. i just peed my pants. sloshing around here, just thinking about that adorable tabby. >> jon: all right, look, i didn't know the kitty cat meow was the only other option. >> second, they want all moveries where the villain is not russian to be changed so the villain is russian. so now in taken, i willal nissan daughter isn't kidnapped by a saudi prince, spoilary all right, she's taken byivean drago. (applause) in alien, instead of an extra ter recommendation kpeno more of bursting out of a earn's clest, its'sive an drago and in 127 hours, oh no, it's me, james franco and my arm, it's trapped under, you guessed it, ivan drago! >> jon: but that changes the whole dynamic of the moverie. now he's go