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zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead, hillary clinton in the first of three presidential debates. it was a long 90 minutes. but the results are in. and not a single voter changed their mind. [ laughter ] a huge waste of time. it's very hard to believe that there are still undecided voters. the choice is pretty orange and white. [ laughter ] this was expected to be the most-watched debate ever. the ratings were expected to rank up with the finale of "cheers," the finale of "m.a.s.h.," for real. makes sense, in a way this election feels like the series finale of america. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i watched a lot of analysis. the experts said in order to win, hillary clinton had to project an image of competence,

zach galifianakis and idina menzel on the way. the police department in denver, colorado, says they're running out -- are you from denver? you're going to like this. they're running out of space to confiscated. [ laughter ] recreational marijuana is legal in colorado but the police still end up seizing massive amounts of it when it is grown illegally. now they have it, they have nowhere to put it. they're asking for more than $125,000 for additional staff and storage to manage it. or they could just sell it and make 10 times as much money. [ laughter ] i don't understand this. to me -- it's legal there right? make use of it. you don't even have to keep it. the eskimos would go nuts for that. one good cypress hill concert could take care of the whole -- willie nelson would be more than happy to pick that up in his bus. what we need in this country is common sense. here's another thing. very bad news for those of us who use an atm to get cash. out of network atm fees, when you use the other bank's, a record high -- atm fees are up t

>>> then keeping up jones stars jon hamm and zach galifianakis don't call it a bromance. >>> plus, tom cruise is reacher. jack reacher. and we've got his all new interview from the set. >> he's a bad ass. >>> "extra" brought to you by >>> coming up, we're in vegas for celi ? extra extra ? >>> all right. now let's go globe trotting to florence, italy, where jerry is with mr. and mrs. hanks breaking news about a possible 80s reboot. >> besides talking about his thriller "inferno" tom let me of "splash." when in italy with tom and his wife, rita -- >> chiao. >> it's all about the language. so how much italian have you guys picked up living and working here as long as you have? >> none. >> none. >> just have to say gracia. >> prego. then you say, i'm sorry, that's it. that's all i got. i don't even know bad words. >> and after being diagnosed with type 2 easing up on bad foods. how are you feeling? >> type 2 diabetes, take it as a lifestyle, take it very seriously. got to not eat the bad food, man. got to eat more of the good food. >> tom in fine form on the big screen. >> someone created

startin next friday, he stars alongside zach galifianakis in the big new action comedy called, "keeping up with the joneses." please welcome back to our show, jon hamm, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? jon hamm right there! [ cheers and applause ] that is how you do it. that's how you enter. that's how you come on to a a show. always great to see you. >> i'm fully out of breath, by the way. >> jimmy: you are a stud. always good to see you, brother. how are you? thanks for having me and thank you so much -- guys, they say a a lot of things about new york city. best water right here. >> jimmy: see that's what i'm talking about. >> right here, best water. >> jimmy: thank you. >> that is tap as tap can be. >> jimmy: speaking of tapping, i was telling you about this broadway show. there is no tap dancing in the show. >> not yet. >> jimmy: not yet, but i saw this the other night, "oh hello." >> "oh hello." >> jimmy: oh -- hello. >> yeah, did you notice anything special about the -- who was in the show, though? it stars our friends -- >> jimmy: nick kroll and john mulaney. >

here's jon hamm and zach galifianakis in "keeping up with the joneses" in theaters next friday. check this out. >> are you hurt? >> i've been shot. >> oh, god. no, honey. >> it burns. it burns. [ yelling ] >> let's run for cole's house. gun shot ] oh, god! [ gun shots ] >> when it gets to you down here, get in the car. >> why, so you can kill us in there? >> i said, get in the car. >> we're going to get in the car. >> guys, now. >> when i count to three, we're going to run, okay? one, two, jeff! >> oh, my god. >> i said three! >> jeff, please, would you just get in the car. >> i was gonna get a head start? >> on your wife?!? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jon, you're a big movie star. you're an emmy and golden globe winner, but i'm curious if we early, early work after the break. are you cool with that. >> oh, yeah, i'd love to. >> jimmy: more with jon hamm after the break. stick around, everybody. jon hamm! [ cheers and applause ] ?? woah! you're not taking these. hey, hey, hey! you're not taking those. woah, woah! you're not taking that. come with me. you're not taking that

ladies and gentlemen, please thank taylor lau tner, zach galifianakis, stevie nicks is performing when we come back. ? ? >> james: 24 carat gold tour kicks off in phoenix october 259 and she's here to perform her iconic song, leather & lace. go wild for the one, the only stevie nicks. (cheers and applause) ? ? ? ? is love so fragile and the heart so hollow ? to shatter with words impossible to follow ? you're saying i'm fragile ? for something i can't see ? i have my own life and i am stronger than you ? know but i carry this feeling ? when you walked into my house that you won't be walking out ? the door still i carry this feeling ? when you walked into my house that you won't be walking out ? the door lovers forever ? face to face my city, your mountains ? stay with me, stay ? i need you today give to me your leather ? take from me my lace you in the moonlight ? with your sleepy eyes could you ever love someone ? like me and you were right ? when i walked into your house i knew i'd never want to leave ? sometimes i'm the strong one sometimes cold and scared and ? sometimes i cry ? bu

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and no here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead,

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to.

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel!eers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead,

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and a [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: we >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that.

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine.he lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead,

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense tonight, all right?

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense tonight, all right?

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead, new york, donald trump versus

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead,

zach galifianakis, owen wilson. kristen wiig. plus jimmy versus tim kaine. with music from the lumineers. and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event from hofstra university in hempstead, new york, donald trump versus

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and appus ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense tonight, all right? everything is very important.

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense tonight, all right?

tonight -- zach galifianakis. and idina menzel. and now, while we're at it -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, oh wow. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to. i have no time for nonsense