zach galifianakis. from "i do until i don't" lake bell. and music from midland. and no, so there's no confusion, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. here we are enjoying a little bit of calm after a storm named hurricane donald ravaged much of the country yesterday. the effects are still being felt and talked about. i don't know about you, i don't know about your world, but i feel like this is the only thing anyone talks about. trump and maybe "game of thrones." that's it. [ laughter ] and "game of thrones" only has two episodes left. so we're kind of screwed when that goes. last night on our show, if you missed it, i had a message for those who voted for donald trump. i explained that i understood why they did it but encouraged those of them who deep down feel like now they look back and made a mistake, to just admit it and move on. and i think,

please welcome zach galifianakis! [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, zach?, everybody. [ cheers ] i saw that conversation in the green room with those two guys. i thought it was part of your sizzle reel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was no sizzle -- >> guys, welcome -- welcome to earth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one of the guys, i didn't get their names. what are your names? >> my name's ian. >> jimmy: ian? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. i should have figured that. >> don't give them mikes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ian is looking for a job. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he's going to be interviewing at a company called lighthouse up in seattle. >> yeah, i heard it. it was like taking ambien. [ laughter ] what kind of work do you do? >> i actually -- right now i'm not workin >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's why -- >> you'll fit in in hollywood. >> jimmy: ian, that's why i mentioned you're looking for a job. he was asking what kind of work do you do? >> i build gaming pcs and help my parents and friends out with i.t. repair and computer repair and stuff. >> do you mind giving out yo

tonight, zach galifianakis. from "i do until i don't" lake bell. and music from midland.o there's no confusion, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. here we are enjoying a little bit of calm

tonight, zach galifianakis. from "i do until i don't" lake bell. and music from midland.e's no confusion, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks

tonight, zach galifianakis. from "i do until i don't," lake bell. and music from midland.o, so there's no confusion, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. here we are enjong

it started with a call to his friend zach galifianakis. >> he said i've always wanted to do somethings show called "between two ferns." that's all he had. he was just fascinated with the idea that the only set dressing they ever had were two ferns. >> have i told you i enjoyed the movie "super bad?" >> no. >> good. >> they posted the in 2008. >> i thought that was great and that will be it. a few months later jimmy kimmel said he wanted to do one on his show. i said, really? one more? no one wants to see this. >> did you know actors turn down roles? >> reporter: there have now been 20 episodes. >> your name is charlize theron? >> it's charlize theron. it's okay. everyone does it. >>s that been fun. what's the best way to reach you? e-mail? >> reporter: this episode has been viewed 58 million times. >> if i ran it third time, it would be sort of a third "hangover" movie, didn't it. >> they spent four years asking barack obama to participate. >> don't touch that, please. >> at a certain point we said, okay, he's never going to do this, and we never took it all that seriously until he ac

and later this week, zach galifianakis, salma hayek, lake bell, jay ell, with music from midland andjoin us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight has an emmy and a peabody on his shelf and four people's choice awards he threw in the garbage all at home. his new show is called "get shorty." it airs sundays at 10:00 on epiix. please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome ray r[ cheers an] o. m ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> that is -- >> jimmy: everybody's excited because a couple just got engaged here in the audience. >> i saw that. where are they? how's it going so far? [ laughter ] because it's different after you're engaged, right? because now they've locked the door. i don't ngratulakntions. >> jimmy: it seems like maybe he locked the door to a cage that she needs to now get out of based on the reaction that we got earlier. >> well, it's fun. we're both -- this is you in how many years are you married? >> 3 1/2. >> jimmy: this is you in 3 1/2. and this is you in 30 years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's pretty much

comedian charles gould is here. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show the very funny zach galifianakisake bell and we'll have music from midland. on thursday salma hayek, jay ellis and bearstronaut will be here. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. our first guest tonight retired from boxing with a perfect record of 49-0. his only loss came on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] on august 26th in las vegas he returns to the ring to fight ufc champion conor mcgregor in the unlikeliest match-up since batman versus superman. please welcome floyd "money" mayweather. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? it's great to have you here. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i know you're training right now. this is a serious time for you, isn't it? >> it's cool. >> jimmy: how are you feeling? >> i feel like money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have the nicest teeth of any boxer i've ever met. you really do have beautiful teeth. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do people tell you that often p? >> defense. defense. >> jimmy: that's right. you never get hit so nothing ever happens. >> that's what it's about. >>