tonight, david duchovny, "the bachelor" zach shallcross, and music from lukas graham featuring mickey guyton with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you so much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. well, i got to tell you something. well, if you guys are happy now, wait until you see what i have to show you. just when you think you've seen donald trump at his trumpiest, he shows up at a funeral and sets a new world record. for ridiculousness. fiberace flew to north carolina this weekend to attend a memorial service for one of his biggest fans, diamond of "diamond and silk," remember these two? they loved donald trump. well, diamond passed away a couple of weeks ago, leaving behind a family, friends, and hundreds of videos praising the man who showed up to return the favor. trump appeared before a sitting room-only crowd. 150 mourners gathered to hear him speak about their beloved diamond. and he almost did. he almost spoke about her. trump rattled on for 44 minutes. he