one relative was a revolutionary war hero-- lieutenant zachariah handleman. he was the first american soldier to be captured by his own troops. skip, be serious. that's a very big step. this is the dawn of a new, tough, courageous, independent skippy handleman. you ok? yeah. i'm sergeant davis.can i help you? hi, sergeant davis. i'm alex b. keaton, and this is irwin handleman. irwin wants to join the army. that's good. what makes youinterested in the army? i want to be a man, sir. well, we can'tpromise anything, irwin. but we'll do our best. alex, why do you want to join? no, no, no.i'm really notthe military type. i'm a...i'm a business major. perhaps you'll want to join our new, elite fighting force-- the airborne accounting corps. the soldiers of fiscal warfare. we drop these troops behind hostile territory, uh, well, actually i'm from a family of fiscal pacifists. too bad. have a seat. irwin, let me ask some questions. ok, shoot. age? 20. any law violations? some people sayi violate the lawsof natural selection. education? two years of college. great! whe