zelda? zelda? danger, will robinson. zelda? zelda, what happened? speak to me. ( bimbo voice ): oh, i love your lipstick. you are a classy broad. ( giggling ): you got culture. come on, dollface. let's do the charleston. something has happened to zelda. okay, dancing is not the answer. sabrina? when you going to come out from under your blanket? never! don't be afraid. life is short. oh, please. what fearless thing have you done lately? well, i-i-i slept in a pile of laundry i wasn't familiar with. look, haven't you figured this witch thing out yet? the magic book? let's see... "fear, removal of: see page 113. before extracting fear, see warning." hello, sabrina. hey! franklin delano roosevelt! you're the guy who said "we have nothing to fear but fear itself." actually, what i wanted to say was "we have nothing to fear but poverty." but my advisors told me i should come up with something a little punchier. thanks. sabrina, i must tell you that if you use your magic to get rid of your fear it could cast a shadow on the rest of your life. have you eve

rincess zelda, your scones are ready. oh, i'm so glad you're here. i've decided to abdicate my throne. i blame you. no, no, no. look, maybe i should go to my country and explain my decision to the rest of the population. you mean isadore? is that the capital? no. isadore is a man-- the rest of the population, in fact. you want him, don't you? only three people live in my country? yes, and despite that parking is still a nightmare. come on, sabrina. they're about to announce another winner and it could be you. oh, i'll tell you what. why don't you go accept for me? oh! i'll be sure to mention that you're for native americans and against fur. oh, sabrina, congratulations. i just knew you'd win for best supporting sabrina. gordie, you really worked hard for those orphans, didn't you? well... aw, heck, not as hard as you did on that jumble this morning. well, i did use ink. but... well, i feel awful. ...and the winner is... look at this. we have a tie. sabrina and sabrina. stop it. stop it! sit down, for crying out loud. look... all i wanted was a little

zelda: maybe we should have ditched him at stuckey's. that sounds like my aunts. aunt zelda. aunt hilda. cupid? he's in love with me. ignore him. we're here to rescue you. rescue me? but i love it here. i love this moldy home. i love roland. okay. what have you done to her? i think i know, sweetie. i am in the love biz. he's taken... her heart. it was a fair deal. she stole a boy's heart, i took hers. you are not allowed to equalize for your own benefit. give it back-- now. no, i don't want it back. i want my rolly to keep it forever and ever. did you also give her a saccharine pill? sabrina has spoken. now if you'll excuse us and there's not enough entrails for everyone. that's right. hilda! love of my life! oh, no. not another one. roland! sabrina! the other love of my life. ( whimpering ) ( screaming ): help me! i love you! why did you hit me with that arrow? so that you would see it's wrong to mess with people's hearts. unless you're a licensed professional. give sabrina's heart back-- now. i will. if you'll grant me one favor. it better not involve me and a trip to make-

okay, come on, zelda, mush! ( groaning ) blueberry. ( people talking ) ( upbeat '20s dance music playing ) ? flapjacks, griddle cakes, flannel cakes, ho cakes ? ? we don't care, just give us more cakes ? ? cook 'em up, stack 'em up ten miles high ? ? pour on the syrup, and my, oh, my ? ? cakes on the griddle fill up your middle ? the answer to the riddle is cakes on the griddle. ? that's right ? he answer to the riddle is cakes on the griddle ? ? that's right ? ? the answer to the riddle is cakes on the griddle ? ( screaming ) ? that's right ? ? the answer to the riddle is cakes... ? salem, you got to get me out of here. hey, sabrina, hungry? ( laughing ) ( screams ) who are you? why, i'm mrs. mapleton. i'm the syrup dispenser of your dreams. i'm here to help you, dear. can you get me out of here? of course. we'll go someplace where you'll feel safe and happy. take hold of my handle. whoo! sorry if it's a little sticky. how can i be sure i can trust you? i mean, after all, you're a giant syrup dispenser. so, i g

"outstanding student of the decade: zelda spellman." . "the best of the best: zelda spellman." oh, you're right. she loves us both the same. oh, come on. there must be something here of yours. oh, look. she kept your hat. she borrowed it a hundred years ago and never returned it. she always returns everything she borrows from me. hi. hi. i wish that was the only decision i had to make. what? nothing. did you get your mom's present yet? no, i still haven't found anything perfect enough. to get harvey's mind off this romantic rift send his mom the ideal gift. you're kidding. well... how about this? is that heidi and her goat friends? it could be. my mom's been wanting it for years but they stopped making it. three cheers for them. my mom'll pass a stone! how on earth did you ever get this? magic. carrots? a little standard, but thanks. they're not for you. i bought you a pony named petey. so-- you like me better? oh, come on. there's an unimaginative mortal and me. what's your decision? i'm thinking nunnery. ticking, sabrina. your mom or your magic? right now-- magic. oh, i can s

i love you, zelda. ( makes kissing sounds )

i'm sorry, zelda. boy! this has not been a good night for me. at least you don't have to go out with mr. kraft. i'm seeing him again this weekend. what? what? he may be a bad date, but when you live as long as we do, you have a lot of friday nights to fill. well, i feel refreshed. oh, here. maybe i can help. ver tried anger therapy? now try it. oh! oh! it usually works on the one in the faculty lounge. sabrina, look. the p.t.a. is sponsoring a ski trip to vermont this weekend. let's sign up. i can't believe the p.t.a. came up with something fun. let's see how they ruin this. i'm so glad they picked you to chaperon the ski trip. well, you know my motto: fun, with discipline. did your hope die first or mine? motion passed-- all nut items will be eliminated from future bake sales due to janitor bill's allergic reaction, and i am told he is finally breathing on his own again. okay, next up: we need to vote on how to spend the money that last year's seniors left. ( muffled ): loser. heard that. well, i think we should spend it sponsoring the cheerlea

ooh, i'm glad zelda left the labtop open. i think i'll whip up some seasonings to make those philistines at the steak house appreciate good music. not a peep out of you. mum's the word. ooh. d?j? vu. excuse me! excuse... put a sock in it! ( students stop talking ) thank you. i understand that everyone has been informed that i am judging the band contest tonight. isn't the only thing against us. well, that information is incorrect. for me to judge the contest would be... unfair. you've lost me. the contest will be judged by the producer of rock and a hard place... westbridge's only cable tv showcase for local bands. dwayne kraft. yes, dwayne kraft, my nephew. thank you so much for reconsidering and giving me a chance to plead my case, dr. terdlington. ? fit together perfectly ? ha? the libby chessler generation! ( cheering ) maybe we should have taken lessons. come on, we can do it. follow that, freaka mcentire. it's necessary. how about you guys-- want a drink? no, thanks. i'm full. i'm prone to gastritis. i need the money on

zelda and i are taking a trip. is that a euphemism for plastic surgery? we haven't decided where we're vacationing yet although hilda is pushing for atlantis. the kelp is in full bloom. will you be all right alone while we're away? i've never had the house to myself before. i've got to call val. right after i finish my paper. such a good girl. and so trustworthy. what a coincidence. need a hand? no, thanks. do you mind? check this out: "time-space continuum excursions." three days, two nights and you come back younger. oh, let's try something really different. "the third ring of saturn. ck." let's go see the world's largest ball of twine. twine? one question: why? please let the answer be that you have a fever. t-t-t-twine? is that the brochure? and, if so, can i keep it in my basket? come on, hilda. we always go to the other realm, but we never get to see any real americana. at least tell me it's somewhere exotic. it's in kansas. oh, the paris of the midwest. a substantial ball of twine? why? just asking. oh, great. it's the green hornet. so, how's the r

zelda, the grub has been magn?fico, but, you know, i've been thinking of making hilda my official food taster. you never know who might be messing with my meals, and we might as well start with a bowl of tongue. but c.k. has seniority. he should have the honor. i give him a gift every day i don't can him. i'm starting to see a pattern in your humor. here. you've earned it, hilda. go ahead, unless there's something wrong with it. ha ha ha! oh, you know what? it's chunky style -- that's my favorite. aha. i find that highly suspicious. she's tired. she's been working really hard. yeah. don't let us interrupt your dinner. you witches dosed my dinner. does this mean i get to cook for you again? nice try, ladies. i hope you enjoy your new job -- manning the septic tank. i still get to drive the porsche, right? [ snoring ] aah! what? whoo! check out all the dead soldiers. wait a minute. i am out of food. now i've really got to save them! can i get you anything? a friend to watch my back? i said i was sorry about the food

i love you, zelda. ( makes kissing sounds ) oh, sabrina... not until you find a new way of grooming yourself. mean. there must be somebody out there who's not so stingy with kisses. oh, lord, he's got toilet-water breath. oh! look at all the great stuff i found for physics. our jet propulsion project's not even a mercy laugh. i just want you to know i'm not one of those girls who drops her friends just 'cause she's dating a guy. you and justin are dating? no. he asked you out, right? no. but you met him, right? i don't know. i've imagined so many conversations with him i can't separate fiction from reality. hey, guys, the soda machine's broken. all the free drinks you want. ( clamoring ) i'm open. ( grunts ) isn't that like stealing? oh, great. now my soda's tainted. th a moral dilemma before. there he is. do you think he'll ever ask me out? why don't you ask him out? that's just a way of saying no. look, you can ask him out. we're modern women. we know about jet propulsion. we do? we will. i can't. i'll get too nervous. when i get nervous, m

how do you navigate "the legend of zelda" through music? >> the whole thing is to create something that can appeal to people who know about zelda but also not alienate those people but the music is the real connection. that's what we try to focus on. the visual accompaniment is merely the accompaniment. not the focus. >> the "the legend of zelda" symphony of goddesses this saturday. jason michael pal. thank you for joining us. >> i got to go shake that guy's hand what a genius thing. i love original all of that. i love this weather, it's beautiful out there with a little bit of cloud cover. but it makes it beautiful because it's so warm. warm, we are going to have a few showers, we're seeing a few trying to pop up on the storm team 4 radar. breezy through the overnight. the temperatures are going to tumble pretty quickly and then we're going to be blustery through the day tomorrow. at least we'll have more sunshine. current temperatures look at this i have really all confidence in the world that a lot of places are going to make it up to 80

zelda: what about carl? we could invite him. eh. he always wants to bring his skunk familiar. hey, what's going on? er party tomorrow night. i had a hankering for seven-witch chili. we'll save you some for when you get back from your trip. uh, i don't think i can go. why not? i'm sick. see? bed of nails? why am i like this? because you're a faker. huh? you know, an indian mystic a fakir. this is a very painful pun, aunt hilda. her point is, you're not sick. ouch. okay, i'm not. but i've been thinking about it and salem sounds like a dangerous place for a witch. the salem witch trials had nothing to do with real witches. besides, that was 300 years ago. there's nothing to worry about now except over-priced souvenirs. really? go and have a good time. students: ? ...eight bottles of beer on the wall ? ? eight bottles of beer ? ? take one down, pass it around ? ? seven bottles of beer on the wall... ? okay, that's enough. we're here. can't we finish the song? we were so close. going to hand out these envelopes which each contain a card. don't open them yet. on each card is a role

[clears throat] sue, marilyn, alice, mary, gina, zeld-- zelda? see, zelda... [whistles] you don't have the same name down here twice. well, it wouldn't be fair to the rest of them. you know that i'm booked every day clear through november? it's the most fantastic thing that ever happened to me. oh, i-- i can't beli-- you know-- you know something? you may not believe this, but... i've always found you irresistible. come on, i mean it. i'm kind of a cross between, oh, sean connery, richard burton and rex harrison. [laughs] no, come on, now. i've--i've always known it, but it seems like, lately, every woman in the whole world has discovered it. yeah? well, i-i must say, you must be having a lot of fun. yeah, yeah. oh, i just-- i just hope i live long enough to enjoy it. [phone rings] yes? major healey's office. oh. just a moment, please. it's your mother. come on. ha-ha. hello, mother. now, you see, on this graph, the test that roger and i made show that the up curve on the respiration charts-- where is major healey? i asked him to be here. oh, he ought to be al

aunt hilda, aunt zelda! honey, what's wrong? harvey thought the jumping beans were jelly beans he ate some, flew out the door and i think up the beanstalk. first things first. let's see if we can see him. since when do we have a periscope in the kitchen? you've lived here two years you never noticed it? teenagers. oh, good. it's not a giant. let me look. it's worse-- it's the wicked witch! ( screams ) wicked? but she's so pretty. oh, she's had a lot of work done. and worst of all she feasts on mortals. that's horrible! hence the "wicked" part. i've got to go up the beanstalk and save harvey. you're not used to the high altitude. it could knock out your powers. it's almost noon. what if she wants a harvey melt? we'll have time. she always fattens them up first. here's the new plan: u stay and keep an eye on harvey through the periscope. hilda and i will go to the y.m.c.a. this is no time for the gym. it stands for "yikes! magic crisis agency." they specialize in solving these sorts of problems. we'll be back in a flash. i'm sure

. >> the greatest video game ever, legend of zelda. >> let's go, let's go! >> she pops up, she is prepared. she is now link, straight off out the door. >> where's amelia? >> i think she already left. >> but it's dangerous to go alone. >> she's got her noble steed. >> also her noble sword. >> watch out! >> oh. most people would be terrified, but not amelia. >> gets herself how it works, now map, knows where she's going. no worries. >> oh, my god. >> walks up to the front door, rings the doorbell, door opens. she goes around the back, makes her way downstairs, finds boomerang, power up, let's go. look, it's getting low. >> the elixir of life? >> exactly. dad's out looking for her. >> looks like a hydrant. >> go call your friends off. >> has the coolest dad. >> i can't help but think about the moment when dad with this and got to sit down with his baby girl to watch this and what her reaction, what her face must be like to see her day turned into a real game. >> so cool. they share it as a family, but we share it, as well. another excellent video. >> that's a l

. >> the greatest video game ever, legend of zelda. >> don't you want free candy? let's go! >> she pops up, she is prepared. she is now link, straight off out the door. >> where's amelia? >> i think she already left. >> but it's dangerous to go alone. >> she's got her noble steed. >> also her noble sword. >> watch out! >> oh. most people would be terrified, but not amelia. >> gets herself how it works, now she heads off, checks the map, knows where she's going. no worries. >> oh, my god. >> walks up to the front door, rings the doorbell, door

instead of playing mario and zelda at home, you'll soon be able to be a part of the game at nintendo world! we'll be back with another look at your weather and just fifteen minutes and a little imagination are all you need to make holiday magic. chex party mix. sweet cinnamon-sugar on the outside, crazy on the inside. good morning

games like super mario brothers, donkey kong, and zelda. >> the key to this console is really nostalgia. you are not getting this probably to play a lot those games. you're getting it because it reminds your of your childhood or your mid 20's or whatever it unfortunately it's in , really, really short supply. adrienne: if you're looking to buy the nes classic, try checking amazon regularly. the expert we talked to says that's your best bet to finding it before the holidays. and big news for star wars fans. advance tickets for rogue one go on sale this coming monday. we saw that on the official star wars twitter account today. rogue one is a prequel to the classic star wars story. it hits theaters december 16. for the stores but also some , shelters are getting in on the game. you can get a cat or a dog at a discount at the elmbrook humane society. adoption fees are waived today through december 23. >> we've a lot of bonded pairs for cats, a lot of puppies right now and some of our longer term , dogs as well we're hoping the , added attention will help them get homes as well. adrienne: t

it has build-in games like super mario brother, the legend of zelda, pac-man and kirby's adventure. the system, by the way, jd, plugs into your hd-tv. >> what? as a nerd i am loving this thing. >> my questioners if it doesn't work, do you have to throw in the side of the cartridge. do you remember that, the nes systems? man, those were good times. they would not get clean, you had to blow them out! >>> 513:67:89 it is 54 this >>> for a months the barberton library has been secretly under construction. this sunday it will reopen. it with us firth built in the 1950s. you can expect a new customer service area, two new rooms and an upgrade to the beloved local history room. million. >>> and if you are looking for something to do with the kids this weekend, the third annual die know fest kicks off saturday at the cleveland museum of natural history. there will be special guest speakers, a fossil dig, that is pretty cool and a workshop, as well. kids under 2 get in free. it runs from 10:00 to 5:00. >>> temperatures today maybe a stray shower later on this afternoon. the wind machine is o

. >> making you want to play -- >> zelda was my favorite? >> superrer mario. donkey kong. >>> all right. you '80s and '90s kids, time to rejoice. mario brothers, they're back. anyone 10 done's mini game consoles have hit the market. you're not going to get one though. they're already sold out. it's a miniature version of the original console. it was first released in 1985. how many summer did say i spend playing these games? >> classic games. >> all right. >>> all those games are built in. and the price is $60. >> oh, jeez. >> but you can't find it in the store because the consoles are sold out. really just about everywhere. and most stores don't know if or when they'll get more. although we suspect probably into the holiday shopping season, industry experts say the new batch will probably arrive in time -- >> i still have the old one. haven't plugged it in in 30 years. >> yeah, don't know if it still works. on ebay, that $60 console, $4,000. i wouldn't suggest buying that. >> no, i would wait on that maybe. >>> well, google is out with the daydream view. this

the system comes pre- loaded with 30 classic games like super mario brothers and the legend of zelda. while it looks identical to the one that was released in the 80's... it's much smaller and it will set you back 60- dollars... but since they're selling out... some are going for as much as a thousand dollars on e-bay./// ((christianne klein)) >>> plenty of you had something to say... charles says "i was at target around 9:30 and they were long gone. i think nintendo is trying to make them worth more than just $60." krissi posted this picture of her playing her n-e-s classic... saying "got mine last night and loving it!" barb says "i still have the one i got when i was 15yrs old. was." you can share you stories by going to our 8 news now facebook page./// ((paul joncich)) >>> the runnin' rebels take to the court tonight... and one spotlight at the thomas and mack. ((christianne klein)) >> up next on the valley's news leader... why an instructor at southwest career and technical academy deserves to be this season's first 'teacher of the game.'/// i wanted the same plan that my mother h

. >>> if your a child of the 80s and 90s, you might like this, mario brothers, legend of zelda and donkeyg is back. 30 games built into the con sell. the consoles are sold out almost everywhere and don't know if and when they'll get more. a new batch should arrive in stores just 23 time for the holiday season. >>> it's a sign the holiday season is around the corner now. the spca will open for the public. organizers need volunteers to sign up to collect donations. this year marks the 30th anniversary. it will feature adoptable dogs and cats, foster nearly 300 new pets in times for the holiday ands nearly $80,000 raised for the spca. >>> fire and ems rescue crews worked for hours to save a 14 year-old dog stuck in a pipe. alex has the story. >> he pretty well cheated death on thursday. after letting him outside for a while, his owner debbie couldn't find him. >> i looked for about a minute and then all of a sudden it hit me to look inside the pipe. >> she found him all right, stuck in a pipe beneath her neighbor's driveway. west county ems and fire responded. >> he was about a foot into the

who remembers zelda? what is it, the legends. it is a it is outstanding. all the music. coming up, wes and a lot of southeast wisconsin is headed to madison. >> yeah. >> where is he headed? we tell you coming up. ?? >> oh, i love this. this is my favorite one. i say that every week. it is so good. thank you for that song and the shout out. i love this class. wisn 12 is stopping by the classrooms across southeast wisconsin. >> if you are interesd visit, go to wisn.com. >> 6:25. we have made it to friday. it is a big weekend for the sports fans. >> wes and elizabeth are ready to cheer on their favorite teams. here with their weekend picks. >> good morning, it is exciting for southeast wisconsin because it is the state football championship in madison. >> yes a lot of games. today is the milwaukee ones are waukesha. brookfield east, and franklin, my daughter is a cheerleader at franklin. i am headed there. they have a tough opponent. 12-1 for franklin. kimberly 13-0. go sabres. >> i a just kidding. all the local kids. have a great weekend. >> 6:26. a new way to get around d

if you games they mentioned, legends of zelda, and super mario brothers. it makes you feel like you are in the game. how cool is that. now you can feel like you are in the game. >> i spoke a challenge. very popular a few years back. you may have been one of the 17 million people that dumped a bucket of ice on your head to raise money for als. here as well. it raised $100 million. check this out. the original blue mop bucket that jeanette used to start the truck because her husband suffers from the disease is now in the smithsonian. >> you look at this and think by with the smithsonian collect a bucket. it helps us tell the story that objects can really help us understand our history. >> one thing changed so much for people figh a march of dimes can is there to show progress and donations. >> all the people that did it and the research they were able to do, it is incredible to think what a difference it did make. >> we were able to find out the details of the research they were able to do from that campaign. it is so great. how the forecast is shaping up. >

it has build-in games including the legend of zelda, pac-man and more. super mario brothers. >> but what about mike tyson's punch out. remember that one. >> oh, boy. >> i spent so long trying to beat that game. never did. >> i didn't either. >> could not get there. same thing with mario. i could never get to mario. the princess was always in another castle. >>> three things to know about today. one, two and three. let's count them here at the magic green bay weather wall. the temperatures are sliding. we are at our warmest right now. as we go through the afternoon thing number two to know, the wind machine is stuck in the on position. ladies, it is a hair spray day. not the best day to wear a skirt, long pants and tights. we are in for a cold night, too. the lows tonight falling in the 20s and 30s. ly be chilly when you step outside tomorrow morning. watching the satellite and radar, there are a few rain showers to the north that may try to trapes hair way in this makes its way -- trapes its way in this afternoon as the cold front makes its way in and th

donkey kong and mario brothers and zelda. you can pick them up at target and amazon. >>> the parents are going to appreciate this. >> a twitter user posted this note from his mom who just got cleaning the living room. every room is closed until thanksgiving. 14,000 people retweet it -- re-tweeted it. >>> the terps take a third crack at bowls eligible. >>> i'm going to talk with host >>> we've got breaking news in alexandria where a man was assault and died inside of a senior living center. 82 year old hunter alexandria was a no charges filed. >>> we're learning more about what the presidency looks like. john, you've been putting in the hour. let's talk transition. mike pence is going to realed lead the team instead of pence. >> they've been talking for pence for months as it's an end to the donald trump administration. trump is unpredictable and that's was successful as a candidate. lawmakers likes stability and predictable and knows somebody that knows the beginning of a conversation as they see it, so they've always wanted

. >> my favorite game was the legend of zelda. they came out with the skyward sword. i played it since the beginning. >> vogt says he comes from a good home but was talked into joining the mexican mafia by a friend. he says it was presented as a way to earn money by selling marijuana. >> easy money. like i can make $500 in a day. >> vogt says his involvement in the gang led to his current charge of capital murder. he has pled not guilty and says he was only supposed to be the lookout for a gang-ordered robbery that went wrong. >> it was a stabbing. my co-defendant was the one who had the knife. so it was something that he was only supposed to scare him with. but he ended up using it violently against him. >> you got my letters? i just miss you, mom. >> my mom never knew anything. and to this day i feel terrible for that. >> i don't know. i just been depressed lately. >> i did something. it made my mom feel so terrible. she visits. she writes me. she makes me feel loved. she makes me feel loved. and that's what i love her about. my lawyer filed a new motion for reconsi

. >> my favorite game was the legend of zelda. they came out with the skyward sword.it since the beginning. >> vogt says he comes from a good home but was talked into joining the mexican mafia by a friend. he says it was presented as a way to earn money by selling marijuana. >> easy money. like i can make $500 in a day. >> vogt says his involvement in the gang led to his current charge of capital murder. he has pled not guilty and says he was only supposed to be the lookout for a gang-ordered robbery that went wrong. >> it was a stabbing. my co-defendant was the one who had the knife. so it was something that he was only supposed to scare him with. but he ended up using it violently against him. >> you got my letters? i just miss you, mom. >> my mom never knew anything. and to this day i feel terrible for that. >> i don't know. i've just been depressed lately and all that. >> i did something and it made my mom feel so terrible. she visits. she writes me. she makes me feel loved. she makes me feel loved. and that's what i love her about. >> my lawyer filed a new motion

it features 30 games, including the hit 'super mario brothers, the legend of zelda and many more.costs 60 - dollars. but the games are popping up on e-bay for as much as a thousand bucks. a full hour of entertainment news is on the way. >> britteny: another chance of rain on wednesday. stick with us kron4news-dot-com in my future, i'm twice as likely to have a stroke. i'm at higher risk for depression. i'm 26% more likely to develop an irregular heartbeat. i have a 65% higher chance of developing diabetes. no matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. because with better research, the right medicine, and with doctors who help keep me healthy to begin with, we will thrive. >>> "the insider," tracking the biggest stories making news today. >> the original co-hosts of "the view" reunite only on "the insider." my girls are back together. i'm taking you inside "the view"'s 20th anniversary reunion. >> one of the producers came up and asked us if we could come back on monday. >> but where was barbara? >> oh, don't piss her off. she's watching. >>

here he comes. ( blowing fanfare ) zelda. what a delight. this must be sabrina. kiss my ring. but i hardly know it. ( chuckles )

>> the greatest video game ever, legend of zelda. >> don't you want free candy? >> let's go, let's go! >> she pops up, she is prepared. she is now link, straight off out the door. >> where's amelia? >> i think she already left. >> but it's dangerous to go alone. >> she's got her noble steed. >> also her noble sword. >> watch out! >> oh. most people would be terrified, but not amelia. >> gets herself how it works, now she heads off, checks the map, knows where she's going. no worries. >> oh, my god. >> walks up to the front door, rings the doorbell, door opens. she goes around the back, makes her way downstairs, finds herself a chair. what do we got? boomerang, power up, let's go. look, it's getting low. >> the elixir of life? >> exactly. dad's out looking for her. >> looks like a hydrant. >> go call your friends off. >> has the coolest dad. >> i can't help but think about the moment when dad was done with this and got to sit down with his baby girl to watch this and what her reaction, what her face must be like to see her day turned into a real game. >> so cool.

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i hear your name zelda schwartz, and i'm aflame ? ? aflame with such a burning desire ? ? that only your kiss kiss, kiss, kiss ? ? can put out that fire ? ? 'cause you're the lover ? ? lover, lover that i have waited for ? ? you're the one ? ? you're the mate that i was created for ? ? and every time your lips meet mine ? ? oh, down and down and down i go ? ? round and round and round i go ? ? in the spin man, do i dig that spin i'm in ? ? be-bo-be-bop-uh-oh that old black magic called ? ? "you're a dirty robber" ? ? old black magic called ? ? "hoo-ha, stay in the car" ? ? old black magic called ? you four men go that way i'll take the buckboard into town. ? under that old black magic ? ? called love ? it was sure certainly nice of them. ha-ha. i can't tell you how much i appreciate this. sammy: well, thank you, general. peterson: i said it the first time and i'll say it again. when you're up on that stage, you do the work of two people. your insurance company won't replace the full value of your totaled new car. the guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. about repl

i'm definitely voting for aunt zelda. no problem, honey. you know, as soon as i finish these next 49 experiments i'm going to find out not just how but why you dissolved. no rush, but i would like to be let out of the anti-aging experiment. why? because i think it's keeping me alive. you've seen both scenarios. what is your decision? i definitely don't want to live with keenan and kel. i don't know. i'll give you one day, but that's it. if you haven't made a decision by then i'll be forced to pick for you. salem, i can't just choose one! i have to find a way to get aunt hilda and aunt zelda back together. is there a spell that would force them to share a spleen? okay. how about if i find something that they both love and cherish and put it in danger? not you. me. oh, thank goodness. but i am willing to help. i could push you down the stairs. aunt hilda?! aunt hilda, i think i might be sick. that makes two of us. oh, let's get you to zelda. crisis management is not my strong suit. do you mind riding in the back? well, the good news is, no li

i'm trying to find a potion that will make zelda realize how awful willard really is. then she'll break up with him, and he can get back to the painful, but necessary task of getting over me. i know a little other realm candy shop that sells the best annoyance amplifying sweets around. that's perfect. zelda eats a chocolate and willard's annoying qualities will be amplified. it's yours. i know a cat who needs cereal. yes. i'd like to order a one-pound box of your annoyance amplifier chocolates. yeah. i'll take, uh... some "his voice makes my skin crawl" and give me four of "he dresses like a pka band leader." throw in a couple "he smells like feet." you got that? okay. you do deliver, right? oh, that long, huh? that was awkward. throne. throne. throne. mr. kraft is a golf ball. that's goof ball. throne. throne. so i guess your coalition of freaks and nerds never materialized. well, don't you worry. they will. this is all my fault. my poetry stunk. no, no, no. no, no, no. no, this is all your fault. you bought all those votes. i bought them fair and square. why don't yo

zelda... there's no music. westbridge high just hired me to be their new substitute chemistry teacher. but teaching's so frustrating for you. didn't you once storm out in the middle of a class and never come back? yes. but that was only because they kept asking questions. and anyway, that was a long time ago. gosh, i wonder what happened to them. do you think professor spellman forgot about us? let's give it another five minutes. sabrina: morning. good morning, sabrina. guess who's going to be your new substitute teacher? me! great. fitting in is hard enough look, it'll only be for a couple of weeks. mr. melena might get out of i.c.u. today. do you think sea monkeys make good pets? if you like low maintenance. how long would it take to hop across the world on your tongue? oh, i don't know-- about six or seven... oh, yeah. this is a much better use of your time than studying for your elements test. for you. an invitation? to what? "you are cordially invited "to enjoy high tea at the 753rd annual quizmaster-pupil

zelda, if we could market this stuff we'd make a fortune. the fda will never approve of ostrich saliva. well, we could still sell it in the other realm. what do you say, zeldie? is formula to cure allergies and end suffering not to whiten. you ever cleaned a toilet? that's suffering. besides, you said it didn't cure allergies. yet. medical breakthroughs take time. get off my back. this is why pasteur broke up with you. he told me he had to work out stuff with his mother. you got to hand it to zelda. she's a pillar of integrity. yeah. that the float is required to have flowers. the rest of the design is up to me. don't you mean us? well, i'll be using "me" as shorthand for "us." i've already got the floral design in my head. oh, well, i'm glad your butt is working. oh, i'll be using "butt" as shorthand for your head. the coast is clear. operation "find the allergy formula that also cleans "don't get caught and make a lot of money" is underway. you start looking and i'll start working on a shorter code name. harvey! what are you doing under th

isn't it, zelda? zelda? zelda! yelling ): attention, zelda. did you say something? oh, i'm sorry. i have to present a paper at a big scientific symposium in the other realm and i have so much more research to do... i just wanted to tell you about my... aunt zelda? aunt zelda!! i am really worried about her. she hasn't eaten or slept in days. she's even been too busy to disapprove of me. she must be dead.

they didn't have "zelda," so i got "pam." of this bone, there is much in doubt so of yourself, tell me all about. that poem is so bad you could get a grant. ( grunting ) hey, it talks. my prehistoric is a little rusty. what's it saying? i think it means "bone cold." well, now we know the phrase "duh" dates back to prehistoric times. that was so scary. i know. gon rocks. really? you covered it well with your screaming. where's harvey? that's amazing. i was just wondering the same thing. harvey: we are now approaching hippo river. hippopotamuses are among the most aggressive animals in the jungle. fortunately harambe therapists are working with the hippos to channel that anger. salem: i hope this is the way to the frozen banana stand. huh? what's that? big pink bird! don't panic. remain calm. everything's under control. nothing to be afraid of. ( scream ) run away! let's go to the african village. i think we can get our picture taken with a real-life poacher. great. hey, valerie. and... libby. where's harvey? don't you know? i

zelda spellman. i haven't seen you in 500 years. so, uh... what you been up to? oh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. and you? uh... waiting for revenge. why don't you stay awhile? how long awhile? until you love me again. how about if i love you? i feel like we've made a hundred pizzas today. seventy-four... seventy-five... check. fred! sabrina, this is hard for me. i'm your friend, but i'm also your supervisor. when did you become my supervisor? just now. way to go! i've already celebrated. who arranges pepperonis? the pepperoni fairy. back when i was on the line ree ps: precision, placement, promptness. you forgot "pannoying." you're on your ten-minute break. spellman! sorry. i must have dozed off. you extended your break by 55 seconds. i'll make it up. i'll run into the walk-in cooler. that would be fine if you were part of the slicery family but you're fired. i gave myself two minutes to dismiss you checkarooni. the garlic stix bite! we need a plan. how about we weep uncontrollably? ( bawling ) if only we could get a message to sabrina she could re

zelda's a witch. they didn't take it very well... man: she made the crops fail! it's her! all: dunk the witch! dunk the witch! to this day i don't care for swimming. but by midnight, mortals don't remember a thing. even if they hate you, the next day it's over. they don't remember, but you remember. think long and hard about this. if you tell someone you may never feel the same way about that person again. well, this was uplifting. ( tires screech ) ( car horn honks ) just spooked a bread truck. the street is full of buns. hi, libby. ew. why doesn't she like me? i'm thinking it's a thyroid problem. why do you care? 'cause i'd love to be popular to have everyone respect me. bye, libby. i just ate. do you have any plans for your free period? just my usual doodlefest. can you help me study for my spanish test? it's after study hall. if i don't get at least a "b," i'm toast. sure. yo te voy a ayudar. what? i will help you. i could live with a "c." excuse me. somebody didn't eat their vegetables. what are you doing here? you look ridiculous. state law says i have to wear a hair

zelda. hilda, there's no harm. then i guess i'll get him. how have you been? good. ( loud belch ) well, you won't be hearing it much longer. hey, man. what it is and what it ought to be? absolutely. um, brewski? we'll take my hog. so, i guess we're back to never. jack, i don't know what you're talking about. i can't hear the ocean. keep trying. it's amazing. harvey: yeah, "never's" a really long time to go without a date. listen, there's something kind of personal what is it? ( static ) forget it. mine's broken. here. try the hot sauce. get a grip. big boys don't cry. oh, hey. hey, kinkle. jack, are you crying? no. i just got a wicked whiff of some of that pine disinfectant. drag. so, uh, how's your date going? oh, it's not a date. can you keep a secret, sprat-man? sure. i just wanted to talk to valerie about sabrina. you did? yeah. she and i used to go out. we're still tight, but lately... i don't know. no. we decided to slow down and if i told her, she'd feel pressured. i don't want to do that. harvey, you're the coolest. it is kind of piney in here, isn't i

zelda and i are taking a trip. is that a euphemism for plastic surgery? we haven't decided where we're vacationing yet although hilda is pushing for atlantis. the kelp is in full bloom. will you be all right alone while we're away? i've never had the house to myself before. i've got to call val. right after i finish my paper. such a good girl. and so trustworthy. what a coincidence.