shish kebab thoughts of a woman do not come together zhvanetsky paraded phrases from zhvanetsky's speeche from academics to workers. in the meantime , adults listen to zhvanetsky and fry kebabs. he is alone, but there are many who want to. rest is not to go out into nature these days, it means to deprive yourself of the holiday was spoiled. ny year and suddenly heart-rending cries rang out from several sides at once. dead bodies are scattered at a distance from each other. this time the heads were in the place of the dead, they were quickly identified. these were residents of sunny turkmenistan who came to moscow the other day to buy a car. soon there was a message about a double murder under jambul. relatives were killed. they also wanted to buy a zhiguli. there are already eight pipes in total. it became clear that kurbanov was detained not a murderer, a criminal someone else means to kill three at once when he told about an unfamiliar handsome man. but why does he choose only the victims and the central asian was a woman? on february 21, vladimir putin will address the federal assembl

is like an example of jewish and all short some kind of guru, i consider him my gurus, and only zhvanetskyto me. in any case, valera is always so fond of everything short concert performance book anecdote course of treatment hmm everything is short and so all this characterizes such met my wife here. i don't blame anyone for anything, you know? here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short jokes together, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see i see, yes, or how they ignore me and don’t notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and were here. you're here, he says, let 's take your clothes off and see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my luggage, and when i have a doctor, it hurts here, oh, it hurts here, oh hand here. give me a broken finger. well, look, let's say medical yes, these are all jokes. well, why because, well, let's say all people. yes, there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not ex

i alone zhvanetsky always speak to me.ything. a short concert a play a book anecdote a course of treatment everything is short and so it all characterizes such a fishery, how did you meet your wife here i don’t blame anyone for anything. here is such an intonation of a joke and you immediately understand, but i really like these short police jokes, when the doctor makes my head spin, and i see i see, yes, or how everyone ignores me, they don’t notice so the next or when the doctor is there. it hurts me a woman came to the doctor and there were and here. he says, let's undress, let's see. where should i put my clothes? yes, put it on my luggage, and when i have a doctor, it hurts here, oh , it hurts here. oh, hand give yes your finger is broken. well, look, for example, medical yes, these are all jokes. well , why because, well, let's say all people. yes , there is somehow more or less degree, everyone gets sick. yes, that is, well, an absolutely healthy person probably does not exist. yes and so, it seems to me that, proba

that's how zhvanetsky spoke. it's a very thin layer of the intelligentsia.that's how it's clear that he became more than in the soviet union, but in the same way, the main mass generally felt quite comfortable, and when the situation began to change in the 12th year, when putin officially returns and the economic situation begins. suppression of the opposition total control of society inside russia to external aggression crimea is ours apart from ours becomes this already new slogan of putin's government and owls it is obvious that what happened to me in the 14th year, that crimea was the first step, in fact , putin was not going to stop, i wish that this is usually a terrible monster for 8 years, the west refused to recognize it, it is obvious that putin was not going to stop in the crimea, because he talked about it himself in 14 year, we all saw putin's plans to create a new russia. 10 ukrainian regions from odesa were supposed to create this new state , but it didn't work out. because putin miscalculated and the russian-speaking population of ukraine in

and of course, first of all, this is my guru that’s how i think, michal mikhail zhvanetsky we each havewn zhelansky someone, loves, appreciates and recognized this writer, and thanks to cassette culture, thanks to performances, ilchenko as part of the corpse. arkady raikin, but for me, of course, the beginning was like this, but then we, as colleagues in price, began to meet often in various concerts to call mikhail mikhailovich a friend would be. wrong. well, anyway, i certainly wasn't his close friend, but we knew each other well. and i especially appreciate that when i turned 60 and i asked him to come, so that my mother would be pleased, because she and my mother are absolutely not the same age. mom is a year older than mikhail mikhailovich and he greatly influenced me because i like everything short. he told me so for 60 years and said, son, sons, everything is a short concert performance. book course of treatment that's why i appreciate a short focused story on the topic so michal mikhalych was mine remains my guru but was mine. as a fellow traveler on an airplane, we flew from od

an opportunity for an official to decide to deprive him of the famous soviet phrase of mykhailo zhvanetsky how do you want to put an automatic machine instead of the hotel administrator, the judge when there was no such hotel that all the candy and all the flowers should be given away give the stupid car all the candies and all the er flowers stupid cars it's very simple and that's half the corruption friend i don't believe in any victory over corruption in georgia if the victory over corruption in georgia happened now mykhailo saakashvili would not be on the borderline of life and death, i believe in the wonderful pr work of his team, then i believe in the victory over grassroots corruption, but even when i went to georgia during this time, i fc of the limitless pr of saakashvili's team people with whom i met, they clearly told me that corruption exists on the mountain, it exists on a much larger scale than it was before saakashvili came to power, it’s just that it is centralized and packaged, and it does not allow corruption to exist at the bottom, now i don’t know what it looks like, it

do it in the north. and these walk talking, or they don’t have a brain signal and a sender, but zhvanetskyhhouse 15 years ago. we didn't know, we'll divide there, but you know the first wish? which one where can i get a bowl? well, it’s true, there’s no ball, but there’s a desire to hide behind. we came to each other and not in that sense. each other, and so sideways on the top shelf in the dark once covered everything. here, i even closed my chest. i don't even know why god just lay down in front of us, german. so impudent, she just spread out with him, wide and we went like that right away, because it’s impossible to look bad. in everyday life, he is proud of me from below such a shouted appearance, sweating does not excite me. but shook me the german who took us to the bathhouse. we were already dressed. the german who drove us says, guys, are you going to a striptease today? in my father three times, well, maybe four times in my life my son said such words to me. perhaps you will achieve something in life. well, once it was after i wrote a story that was 290 pages he read and said thre

eh, there was a desire to take as a quote of the day. uh, statement by mikhail mikhailovich zhvanetskyomise, but everything is not enough for them. i promise him promise promise promise. and it's not enough for him. moreover, zelensky said yesterday that he was promised fighters, moreover, in some kind of secret quantity, from which russia, even er, cannot be known. but today, the cartoons are quite eloquent in western newspapers. how about the fighters there are small yes? yes, yes, yes, yes add up to a big no, and that's it. air big no, everything is fine they understand that zelensky, in principle , cannot get any fighters, what we directly , in fact, said in plain text and the president of france macron, listen, it is absolutely necessary that the allies give preference to a more useful contribution to ukraine and a faster in the delivery of equipment, under no circumstances can the fighters be delivered in the coming weeks, because training is needed to train ukrainian pilots to fly an unknown aircraft. i don't exclude anything, but it doesn't answer today's needs. but uh, as far

would like to say goodbye to you with an aphorism recently left this world by the writer mikhail zhvanetsky finally leaving. i want to wish you all my heart he was built in munich for the first time in 20 years, he didn’t invite a delegation from russia , but who was invited for a long time, not living in our country , garik asparov, mikhail khodorkovsky and several other participants in gatherings in vilnius well, those at which representatives of the non-systemic russian opposition dream of defeat or even the collapse of russia however , deja vu is exactly here in munich, vice president chopens at one time turned to the allies so that they would recognize juan guaido as president of venezuela, former us secretary of state john kerry he this year, too, they remember in munich. how that story ended, i had to smile and shake hands already, the real venezuelan president, maduro, who now needs, of course, a confrontation with venezuela in general. with the fact that the united states is now trying to undertake their satellites in relation to russia, so far only fighters are not supplying ukrai

today i chose the statement of mikhail mikhailovich zhvanetsky we promise them, we promise, we promiseny small ones. yes, yes, yes, of which two capital letters affect. no about fight, that is, fighters. that's all they said. yes, yes, but it turned out that not quite so. well, confirmation of this word by the french presidents themselves. listen it is absolutely essential that the allies prioritize more useful equipment for ukraine and faster delivery of equipment under no circumstances can fighters be delivered in the coming weeks, because training is needed to train ukrainian pilots to fly an unknown aircraft. i'm not ruling out anything, but it doesn't meet today's needs. alekseevich yes vyacheslav alekseevich you know, uh. i was also looking for an image. i think this topic is about airplanes. it also reminds me of a joke that ends with the words that when you learn how to, er, dive, we will pour water. here, in principle , in principle, uh, indeed, apparently, the bet is on the fact that, uh, some kind of kiev regime in some territory should remain unimportant. in what territory

maybe it is necessary, as zhvanetsky said, maybe something needs to be changed in the conservatory, int only, but also on the part of the authorities. what needs to be changed in the conservatory? all the same, they are now worried about hiding anything. now many people think i will finish a special military operation. they will all return. we will accept them all and everything will be as it was before. here's how to allow it to be done so as to prevent this and not to be like before, in order to earn money. uh, in our state, often public money. they then cheated. this state, how to prevent it, the correction of relations begins with the correction of names. many of our problems stem from the fact that we think wrong, and this one, in turn, is due to the fact that we do some things wrong. call in particular. we have a well-established term, information war. and that usually means controversy in the news our news their news our interpretations of their interpretations and so on, and hmm actually, the information war is just the top layer, because there is, uh, a deeper and more importa