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now working on a funk album we will release under the name snoop-zilla.'t that a web browser or something? i wonder if snoop remembers his ch changed his name once this year. maybe changes it because he keeps forgetting it. eventually he will call himself greg orsomething. snoop-zilla will be here monday. i will ask him. unless i forget. in which case. a new product, comes to us from japan, a company, selling limited edition wine for cats. it is a wane for cats. which is great. now our cats are going to get drunk, tell us what they think about us too. you know what your problem is -- your lap is boney. this is the wine -- it means "meow- "meow-meow" in japanese. in japan. wine and soy sauce come in the same bottles. cats like to get drunk. people won't stop talking in the baby voice all day. they're running commercials for the feline wine in japan. they hired big american celebrity spokesman to endorse it. ♪ ♪ the only wine good enough for my cat. isn't that right, butterscotch? ha-ha, yes. slow down, little buddy. save some for father. nyan-nyan nouveau.
now working on a funk album we will release under the name snoop-zilla.'t that a web browser or something? i wonder if snoop remembers his ch changed his name once this year. maybe changes it because he keeps forgetting it. eventually he will call himself greg orsomething. snoop-zilla will be here monday. i will ask him. unless i forget. in which case. a new product, comes to us from japan, a company, selling limited edition wine for cats. it is a wane for cats. which is great. now our cats are...
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now working on a funk album we will release under the name snoop-zilla.'t that a web browser or something? i wonder if snoop remembers his ch changed his name once this year. maybe changes it because he keeps forgetting it. eventually he will call himself greg or something. snoop-zilla will be here monday. i will ask him. unless i forget. in which case. a new product, comes to us from japan, a company, selling limited edition wine for cats. it is a wane for cats. which is great. now our cats are going to get drunk, tell us what they think about us too. you know what your problem is -- your lap is boney. this is the wine -- it means "meow- "meow-meow" in japanese. in japan. wine and soy sauce come in the same bottles. cats like to get drunk. people won't stop talking in the baby voice all day. they're running commercials for the feline wine in japan. they hired big american celebrity spokesman to endorse it. ♪ ♪ the only wine good enough for my cat. isn't that right, butterscotch? ha-ha, yes. slow down, little buddy. save some for father. nyan-nyan nouveau
now working on a funk album we will release under the name snoop-zilla.'t that a web browser or something? i wonder if snoop remembers his ch changed his name once this year. maybe changes it because he keeps forgetting it. eventually he will call himself greg or something. snoop-zilla will be here monday. i will ask him. unless i forget. in which case. a new product, comes to us from japan, a company, selling limited edition wine for cats. it is a wane for cats. which is great. now our cats...
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Oct 17, 2013
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last year he changed it to snoop lion and now he wants to be known as snoop zilla. >>> mark wahlberg told paparazzi the reason why entourage movie hasn't happened yesterday, he said it will happen as soon as those guys stop being so greedy. i guess they want big paychecks. >>> edge of four says if brad pitt had not signed on as producer, it would never have been made, calling him a huge federal government in the profession. matthew mcconaughey said when preparing for his role in the dallas buyer's club, he called tom hanks for advice on losing weight for roles. hanks of course has done it multiple time for roles like castaway. >>> for the first time in 13 year, south park missed the deadline for an episode. due to a power outage, they aired a rerun last night. >>> camilla parker tried to get the inside scoop from tamian lewis on homeland. lewis would not tell her a thing. he said, quote, wait and see. >> no special privilege. >> you you can't expect that -- >> yeah, you can. you're the duchess. don't you ever want to get those little tidbits and know before anybody else? would you be
last year he changed it to snoop lion and now he wants to be known as snoop zilla. >>> mark wahlberg told paparazzi the reason why entourage movie hasn't happened yesterday, he said it will happen as soon as those guys stop being so greedy. i guess they want big paychecks. >>> edge of four says if brad pitt had not signed on as producer, it would never have been made, calling him a huge federal government in the profession. matthew mcconaughey said when preparing for his role...
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Oct 15, 2013
10/13
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(announcer) she finally gave this 'zilla a big enough 'do to match her big mouth. then, karen put the fit in dress fitting when she discovered a snag in her gown. (yelling) there's a rip in my dress! shut it off! (announcer) now with only three days left until the wedding, will our 'zilla be able to retract her claws? what are you talking about? lee, she won't tell me where my wedding gown is. i feel like i just threw up in my mouth. ewwww. this is the vest? get me off! (announcer) or will she become a photographer trashing... take a picture of me the way i want it. (announcer) tongue-lashing... get out of my way. (announcer) bridesmaid bashing... i'll slap everybody in here if i have to! (announcer) ...bouquet smashing... out of control, bridezilla! shut up-- shut up! you mind your business! she's mad at you so she's sticking her (deleted) in my (deleted) hair! i have so many bridesmaids-- nobody can help? yeah, i am a bridezilla and i'm proud to be a bridezilla. let's do it. because that's the only way i'm gonna make my vision come true for my wedding. i'm all fr
(announcer) she finally gave this 'zilla a big enough 'do to match her big mouth. then, karen put the fit in dress fitting when she discovered a snag in her gown. (yelling) there's a rip in my dress! shut it off! (announcer) now with only three days left until the wedding, will our 'zilla be able to retract her claws? what are you talking about? lee, she won't tell me where my wedding gown is. i feel like i just threw up in my mouth. ewwww. this is the vest? get me off! (announcer) or will she...
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Oct 2, 2013
10/13
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d i have never been bride zilla, but in this case i would be. you had to pay a deposit, is anybody working to give that tht money back. >> we spoke with one of them. we are going to move everything to our reception site, it's almost, you are angry, but whobu are yout angry at, but in the te meantime, you are gettingtting married.rr >> yeah. >> it's frustrating. >> so what is in your doing. i know everyone thinks abouts ab this. i wake-up this morning, i havemo thisin dream, what does it mean? and sometimes people even googlg it, i know i have. or i will go to my mom who will play interpreter. >> that is my dad, that is so funny.ny. >> michael, who is the author of dreams.com, sort of translates n what our dreams mean. i picked nine, there were nine total common dreams.drm we don't have time for all of it. if you dream of someone shootino you with ane gun, it suggests te you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. >> okay. >> and teeth falling out.ng >> this is very, very common, i have dreamt about my teeth falling out. out. you
d i have never been bride zilla, but in this case i would be. you had to pay a deposit, is anybody working to give that tht money back. >> we spoke with one of them. we are going to move everything to our reception site, it's almost, you are angry, but whobu are yout angry at, but in the te meantime, you are gettingtting married.rr >> yeah. >> it's frustrating. >> so what is in your doing. i know everyone thinks abouts ab this. i wake-up this morning, i havemo thisin...
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Oct 31, 2013
10/13
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maybe they should come out with a show called "marriage-zilla." hey... "honeymoon-zilla".(dewayne) husband and wife. that sounds great-- perfect. it just doesn't seem real. (announcer) on the next episode of "bridezillas!" bridezilla megan mocks her mom. you're gonna have me look like a drag queen if she listens to you. (announcer) disses her dad. (megan) dip (beep) over here, didn't pick any flippin' songs. (announcer) and batters her bridesmaids... you're not gonna look like a clown in my wedding. (announcer) ...for fun... i'm not fun. (announcer) plus, celinda's not just a bridezilla... she's psycho-zilla. who the (beep) is that, jerry? i swear to (beep) i will (beep) break her jaw! (announcer) on the next episode of "bridezillas!" >> today opt "the test"... is her boyfriend rubbing men's feet for money? >> do you think robert my gay >> gay or bi. >> he has come to the test to get answers >> i need to know the truth. >> then, a stolen purse turns these kissing cousins into a feuding family. >> i'm not going anywhere until i find out who took that purse. somsomeone on th
maybe they should come out with a show called "marriage-zilla." hey... "honeymoon-zilla".(dewayne) husband and wife. that sounds great-- perfect. it just doesn't seem real. (announcer) on the next episode of "bridezillas!" bridezilla megan mocks her mom. you're gonna have me look like a drag queen if she listens to you. (announcer) disses her dad. (megan) dip (beep) over here, didn't pick any flippin' songs. (announcer) and batters her bridesmaids... you're not...
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Oct 11, 2013
10/13
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(announcer) but since this over privileged zilla refused to use the gas station atm, she now has a biting to take money out, but it didn't work out for me, because i'm not putting my card into that machine that they like to call an atm. (lee) hello. hi, babe. i went into this store, um, to take out money. i was, likn a homeless block or something. don't know what it was. and i couldn't get money out. (lee) okay. so, um, if i need money, will you bring me money? (lee) okay. okay? (lee) all right. thank you. (announcer) now that karen's fiancÉ has agreed to hand deliver her cash in case she can't find an atm worthy of her platinum card, our bridezilla's attention is caught by a couple on the street. aw! they're, like, making out in front of that ugly, tacky looking thing. and he has flowers-- i think he proposed to her. ew! like, right on the street, and it's not even a dozen roses. it's, like, two roses. tacky! tacky! she's tacky. (announcer) well, it takes one to know one. and when this crone and her cronies arrive in manhattan, the first order of business is to locate an appropriately
(announcer) but since this over privileged zilla refused to use the gas station atm, she now has a biting to take money out, but it didn't work out for me, because i'm not putting my card into that machine that they like to call an atm. (lee) hello. hi, babe. i went into this store, um, to take out money. i was, likn a homeless block or something. don't know what it was. and i couldn't get money out. (lee) okay. so, um, if i need money, will you bring me money? (lee) okay. okay? (lee) all...
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>> brid zillas going berserk. the best of the worst. >>> now where yahoo!er." >>> michael douglas' cancer lie. i'm thea andrews. kevin frazier is on assignment tonight. kelly clarkson ahead on why her future mother-in-law reba mcentire won't be at her wedding. and miley cyrus more candid than ever on her breakup. michael douglas admitting that he lied about his cancer diagnosis now coming clean with the terrifying truth that could have left him disfigured or dead. >> he just took a tongue depressor. and i will never forget it. put the tongue depressor and i saw this look in his eye. and i went oh! >> douglas is being interviewed by fellow actor samuel jackson for a story about cancer when he made a startling revelation. the oscar winner lied about his cancer diagnosis. it all unfolded right before the 2010 press
>> brid zillas going berserk. the best of the worst. >>> now where yahoo!er." >>> michael douglas' cancer lie. i'm thea andrews. kevin frazier is on assignment tonight. kelly clarkson ahead on why her future mother-in-law reba mcentire won't be at her wedding. and miley cyrus more candid than ever on her breakup. michael douglas admitting that he lied about his cancer diagnosis now coming clean with the terrifying truth that could have left him disfigured or dead....
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Oct 23, 2013
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yeah, she's acting like a 'zilla. i gotta call you back. a zilla? bad catch-- let's go, now., andrew. hey, hey-- no! hi, this is andrew's secretary. he's no longer available until after sunday, february 17th. good-bye. i want you off the ladder-- help bill hang the tv. he can't get the tv-- look, you lost a client! you lost a client-- big deal! (announcer) well, losing a client could be a nuisance given all the money lisa is spending. you don't know how lucky you are! you really have no clue. no, i know how lucky i am-- i know how lucky i am. i'm wearing it on my finer. (lisa) bill, come with me please and get this tv hung up. billy, you didn't even start! i thought there was gonna be a bracket there or something! there's nothing there! what were you doing this whole time? i'll help you in a minute. i gotta... just get it done-- get it done. get it done-- get it done. i love you-- get it done. get it done-- get it done. oh, my god-- i hear the snow-- it's calling! it's going in the snow-- good-bye! andrew's always telling me there's like a lot of little things that go on, tha
yeah, she's acting like a 'zilla. i gotta call you back. a zilla? bad catch-- let's go, now., andrew. hey, hey-- no! hi, this is andrew's secretary. he's no longer available until after sunday, february 17th. good-bye. i want you off the ladder-- help bill hang the tv. he can't get the tv-- look, you lost a client! you lost a client-- big deal! (announcer) well, losing a client could be a nuisance given all the money lisa is spending. you don't know how lucky you are! you really have no clue....
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(narrator) zilla ladrienna prov she's a major cheapskate! it ain't free!lacey forces her bridesmaids to redecorate the landscape! it better be spray-painted very evenly and blend. (narrator) next, on "bridezillas!" ♪ (narrator) meet our diva-licious bride, ladrienna. name is drienna mcmillan. i'm 32-years-old and i'm from greenville, south carolina. (narrator) and her clean cut cohort, maurice. my name is maurice sloan, i'm 29 years old and i'm from south carolina. (narrator) they say opposites attract, and that definitely was the case with ese two. i was used to bad boys, and maurice is not a bad boy. drienna's best qualities are, she's very strong minded, um... ain't no more? oh, that's it? what maurice loves about me is my beautiful smile and my sexy body. (narrator) maurice and his hot tamale, ladrienna are about to take it to the next level. we're getting married on may 2nd in greenville, south carolina. there's not really a theme to my wedding, but everything in my wedding is detailed to be pink. pink is my favorite color. my bridesmaid's dresses are
(narrator) zilla ladrienna prov she's a major cheapskate! it ain't free!lacey forces her bridesmaids to redecorate the landscape! it better be spray-painted very evenly and blend. (narrator) next, on "bridezillas!" ♪ (narrator) meet our diva-licious bride, ladrienna. name is drienna mcmillan. i'm 32-years-old and i'm from greenville, south carolina. (narrator) and her clean cut cohort, maurice. my name is maurice sloan, i'm 29 years old and i'm from south carolina. (narrator) they...
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"customer-zilla." hi. hi! how are you? good, mama, how are you? you ready for me?ill be in two minutes. okay... 'cause i'm kind of on a little bit of a schedule. well, you know what-- i'm getting married, tomorrow, so, she really needs to take her time to finish me up. um, congratulations on getting married, but, i don't give a (deleted). well, i don't give a (deleted) for what you have to. i have my appointment-- i was in the chair. i'm sorry-- who are you? who am i? yeah. what do you mean, "who am i?" are you somebody special? yeah, i'm somebody very special. really? yeah. to who? watch tv. uh, i watch actually normal tv, so... you're on tv-- i don't recognize you. and i don't give a (deleted), if you're on tv. i don't care, if you're the president. meanwhile, i'm in the chair, and you're not, so, you need to go take a seat. whatever-- i'm a regular client. i'm here every week. (lisa) uh, and she did a good job on my nails, so, i'll be a regular client, as well. oh, well (deleted) wonderful, we're gonna have to make sure we don't schedule the appointments, at the
"customer-zilla." hi. hi! how are you? good, mama, how are you? you ready for me?ill be in two minutes. okay... 'cause i'm kind of on a little bit of a schedule. well, you know what-- i'm getting married, tomorrow, so, she really needs to take her time to finish me up. um, congratulations on getting married, but, i don't give a (deleted). well, i don't give a (deleted) for what you have to. i have my appointment-- i was in the chair. i'm sorry-- who are you? who am i? yeah. what do...