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these are not human beings, they're zombies. so imagine them as actual zombies.ir actions from doctrine, and you know what the right response is. you have to find them ask kill the so many -- and kill the zombies, period. except maybe -- [cheers and applause] except maybe in europe they'll have a zombie rights march. [laughter] and perhaps a documentary called the zombie next door. [laughter] after all, one of the attackers from last week was known by police and was in a documentary called the jihadis next door. how does that happen? how can we know something lurks among us that wants to kill us and still let it roam free? maybe it's because the incentive isn't to stop them, but stop you. it's the fear of being branded a racist. the scarlet letter that trumps all scarlet letters. blow a whistle on a terrorist, you might be a hero. if you're wrong, you're islamophobic. so our actions are driven by preservation of reputation. it doesn't help that the media often conflates folks who offer solutions to fighting terrorism with bigotry. the result, you have more terror

are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies? like, in 28 days, if those zombies didn't eat, they starved. you're thinking of 28 days later. 28 days is where sandra bullock goes to rehab and puts the audience into an undead state. hey, don't bag on sandra bullock! you think it makes you look cultured, but you just come off as bitter. dr. siebert, twelve o'clock. wolowitz: why's the president of the university slumming in the cafeteria? perhaps he's emulating shakespeare's henry v, who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.

in fact zombie itself, zombie is a noun that swallowed the verb. and therefore taken all of the life out of it and you can tell because all zombies are from the same family that ends in ion. so take the word for example authorized.authorizes a good word. i authorize that and they make me look good in this very difficult moment. know what you go, what he insisted on, the bus rose did you receive authorization for that particular action of yours? authorization. it means it has lost all the vigor of the word. participation. i have so many zombies, how can i begin reading? outlook to sleep. but take my word for it, look out. by any chance -- [inaudible] >> if you read the zombie section, you will see all of the clues of authorization and participation. are you going to participate in this group? yes, am going to participate with other people. and these words are very very important. and i've also included, there are frightening words in the book. you are pros, all of you. every one of you. you are affected by flesh eaters. flesh eaters do nothing excep

zombies are stalking europe. zombie banks, solvent in name only. the phenomenon is not new. weighed down japan over 20 years. they are usually born of financial panic when loans go bad, capitals freeze and assets tumble. the rhino good choices wins on the banks are on the march. shutting them down can cause further panic. restoring them to health can require hundreds of billions of dollars. letting them fester can cripple an economy for years. isope has been slow and it -- in its approach to troubled banks. cashrs increase figure for -- italy, repeated attempts to believe banks of sour loans have failed to restore trust. regulators just killed off one zombie with a forced sale of the failing bank. the terms on the bank was coined back in 1987 to refer to u.s. savings and loan institutions that had essentially been wiped out by commercial mortgage losses but were allowed to stay in business. by the time they gave up and cleaned up the mess, the losses of the zombies had tripled. in japan, zombie banks popped up on the company's. the prime example of a top approach is sweden,

. ♪ in your head in your head ♪ zombie zombie zombie >> dude's reaction is priceless. like, whoa!they hear nothing but him screaming. >> this next one took me back to 1999. this is the irish girl group bewitched. ♪ i'll huff i'll puff and blow you away ♪ ♪ say you will say you won't >> they're probably here going they're built in the 1700s and suddenly in the background. you cannot go to ireland and do irish bands without the most famous irish band of them all. u2. ♪ >> all turn around together. >> it's a great gag. this one over 3 million views. no joke, my son and i yesterday were watching another one of his videos because they are just funny. >>> hope you enjoyed our show today. go to rightthisminute.com to watch lots more fun stuff or catch us on the next all new "rtm." >>> tonight, several developing stories as we come on the air. the panic, this time a terror attack in paris. tourists running for their lives at one of the most popular tourist sites in the world. notre dame cathedral. new surveillance. the suspect with a hammer and the knives. on the inside, the people with t

caroline wheeler, zombie government, zombie prime minister?he risk that she runs at the moment, we have seen a set of proposals put up for legislative change in this country, stopped far short of what was promised in the manifesto. head scratching today, will the triple lock be abandoned in favour of a double lock? winter fuel allowa nce ? favour of a double lock? winter fuel allowance ? a fairly favour of a double lock? winter fuel allowance? a fairly tetchy meeting of the lobby early on, when these questions were put to the prime minister's spokesperson. the response came, this is only set for a two—year period, that they fully intend this government will run for five years, so there is an opportunity further along the line to bring forward some other proposals in the manifesto. in all honesty, when pressed on the subject, how much of your manifesto have you put into this queen's speech, the answer can only be, very little. rachel, how united is labour on brexit, the major issue, of easily, still some confusion, chuka umunna has said, stay i

brek taft stout, flee floyd zombie dust and hot slam. are these just words put together in a random order. >> we wanted to see if you would say it all. >> it looks like word salad to me but i'm sure people who love beer know what i'm talking about. >> pineya the elder was not included in the survey because it doesn't have wide enough distribution. >> zombie dust. >> zombie dust. >> doesn't sound like something want to drink. >> doesn't' sound healthy. >> maybe today i pour it on my head. >> there you go. >> you know how hot this dark hair gets. >>> let's take a look at what's going on the exploratorium as we look from pier 15. let's take a look at your warming trend today. in fact, today's going to be our coolest day this week and temperatures are still anywhere from 3 to 16 degrees above average, at least coolest until we get to the weekend. here's some more good news. if you slept well this morning, keep it going tomorrow morning. look at that, 50s along the coast, mid-50s there, mid to upper 50s around the bay to some 60s inland. the

. >> like a zombie who doesn't like being a zombie, who's like, i don't like being a zombie, so i'll try to do something to help out. >> this is a taste of wizard-con. jessica is dressed as a street fighter. >> it's its own world. everybody's really happy and enjoys dressing up and nobody judges each other and self-love. >> reporter: and apparently a family affair. izzie and annie drove up from virginia dressed as harry potter characters. >> it's something you can do with your kids and we like designing our costumes together. so it's really a fun family thing and we like doing it all together. >> reporter: at wizard-con in philadelphia, keith jones, nbc 10 news. >> this weekend's muck fest will have thousands getting down and dirty in glenville delaware county. 7,000 athletes are expected to brave the 5k obstacle course lined with mud pits. the event benefits the national multiple sclerosis society. it runs today and tomorrow. and it'll be a little bit muddier out there this morning, because we've got some rain passing through. meteorologist krystal klei has the details on that. >> i

they have provided makeup to make lifelike zombies to spring on the public. >> their most impressivehese eyes. >> i can do it when i want to do it. >> and the the zombie coming from the floor board. [ screaming ] >> but this coffee shop stunt for the movie, "carrie," may be their most elaborate. using hidden wires and electronics to give them a telekinetic right they never wanted. >> you know what? just get away from me. [ screaming ] >> you know, this year, i think they hit a milestone with more movie, "the ring." 200 million views in a day. that is the most of any video in a day. coming in second, remember that lady cracking herself up with the chewbacca mask? that's number two. >>> to bad moms. >> to bad moms. >> the movie, "bad moms" had plenty of people laughing at the box office, and hey. the producers laughed all the way to the bank because it made $183 million worldwide, and now the ladies are amping up the cray cray by bringing in more moms for the sequel, and we have your first look. >> here we go. >> i don't think i can do this sober. >> you guys want to get drunk at the f

. >> i'm a self aware zombie that doesn't like to be a zombie.just a taste of the pop culture offered in this week's wizard convention, and jessica is dressed as a sheet figtreet . >> and it's fun. >> apparently a family affair. these two drove up from virginia dressed as harry potter characters. >> it's something can you do with your kids. it's really a fun family thing and we like doing it altogether. >> as wizard con in philadelphia, keith jones, nbc10 news. >> there's a lot of outdoor events as well. and chief meteorologist, glenn "hurricane" schwartz. >> we have a beautiful evening all across the area, and a great evening tomorrow, too, and on sunday as well at the shore. right now it's 69 degrees, and in philadelphia we do have the 50s across many of the suburban areas, and at the beaches the wind is the crucial thing. that's what we are watching. it's a land breeze tonight and will be a land breeze much of the day tomorrow and that means it's going to be warm at the beaches. 66 in ocean city, and 66 at hole gate, and 67 at cape may point.

if you roll a five or six, you can kill these zombies. you guys want to put some money on it? [ thud! ] comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, here to talk about his new album, "the nashville sound," jason isbell is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) really excited for that. but first, news coming out of the shark world. >> michael phelps is fast. but can he outswim a shark? the discovery channel says the olympic legend will help kick off its eight-day "shark week" marathon by racing a great white-- a great white. >> trevor: man, white people are having a good time. ( laughter ) now, can michael phelps beat the shark? no, the answer is no, no. if a shark stops swimming, it literally dies. if michael phelps stops swimming he's just a tall guy with weird arms. there is no race. like, this is just a stupid stunt. it's not a real race. if you really want to get me

. >> like a zombie who doesn't like being a zombie, but he's like, i'm already a zombie, so i might as well try to do something to help out. >> reporter: this is a taste of the pop culture offered a this the weekend's wizard world comic convention or wizard world for short. >> it's its own world, everyone's really happy and enjoys dressing up and nobody judge s each other and self-lov. >> reporter: and apparently a family affair. izzie and annie drove up from virginia as harry potter characters. >> it's a fun family thing skan we like doing it altogether. >> reporter: at wizard con in south philadelphia, keith jones, nbc 10 news. >>> a potential bone marrow donor could help a football star from allentown high school. earlier this year, he was diagnosed with a serious disease that limits the blood cells his bone marrow can make, so marcus is in dire need of a bone marrow transplant. so far, there are no matches. time is running out. >> my immune system. it's basically my body is backing its own immune system. >> to be a match for bone marrow for my son or for anybody else. and my family

first of all, let's define a zombie foreclosure.iled bankruptcy and your debt was discharged or you abandoned your home because you thought there was gonna be foreclosure and the lender never foreclosed on your home. absolutely move back in. why not? if the lender's not willing to take care of the home and get it out of your name, you're still responsible if there's somebody injured on a property. you're responsible for property taxes, homeowners' insurance, hoa dues. move back in and enjoy it. and just tell the lender, "whenever you want to foreclose, guys, we're here. but we're back in, enjoying our home." that's what you need to do because there's no easy way to force a lender to foreclose on that property. i've got a lot of information about zombie foreclosures and much more on our website... foxnews.com/propertyman. be sure to send me your questions or property stories at propertyman@foxnews.com. that's it for today. i'm bob massi. i'll see you next week. ♪ on the intelligence report right here on fbn. good night. >> announcer:

. >> like a zombie who doesn't like being a zombie, but he's like, i'm already a zombie, so i might asl try to do something to help out. >> reporter: this is a taste of the pop culture offered at this weekend's wizard world of comic convention or wizard world for short. >> it's its own world. everyone's really happy and enjoys dressing up and nobody judges each other and self-love. >> reporter: and apparently a family affair. izzie and annie drove up dressed as harry potter characters. >> something you can do with your kids and we like designing our costuming together. it's a fun family thing and we like to do it altogether. >> reporter: at wizard con, keith jones, nbc 10 news. >> that one's a little scary, but looks like fun. >>> this looks like fun if you want to get totally muddy, dirty, and be exhausted this weekend. muck fest will have thousands getting down and dirty. 7,000 athletes are expected to participate in the 5ka obstacle course which is lined with mud pits. the event benefits a good cause. national multiple sclerosis society. it runs today and tomorrow. for a minute ther

it was a day of drama, but underneath all about, some have called this a zombie government.his a zombie government. nick watt joins us. what is your assessment? i have to say it's oblak isa assessment? i have to say it's oblak is a tale of two speakers. firstly, the there was a bold speech, even a historic speech, as the government introduced the most important part of its election manifesto, which is to provide a basis for the uk's live outside the eu. but then there was the kevin speech, a series of important but uncontroversial measures, such as the civil liability bill, to reduce motor insurance premiums, at any disappearance of controversial elements from the pre—election theresa may. so not a word on grammar schools. this shows to scenes of this government: bullishness on brexit, because the government says that more than 82% of the electorate voted for parties that are unequivocally committed to brexit, but then a survival instinct on other areas of domestic policy, the government knows that in those areas, and less each chooses consensus, it would succeed. a lot of t

we get mummies that seem like zombies and vampires. a half-baked loaf story and incoherent riff on dr. jekyll and mr. hyde. an apparent almost to dr. strangelove and lots of unconvincing fight scenes here if a sandstorm in the heart of london. staring semi-concerned at spots where digitally produced special effects are likely to arrive. the hollywood reporter says it's time for tom cruise to act his age. he usually picks decent material. >> he is just waste it here. there are six or seven minutes of closing credits. it takes a lot of people to make a really bad movie. the guy who deciphered the rosetta stone which enabled us to understand her effects. anyone of those screens is showing a much better movie than this iteration of the mummy. it introduces us to the afghan song maker. -- filmmaker. this is a just about perfect movie. it is wildly entertaining. it is deeply touching. it is an underdodog stotory abot the band of -- filmmaking associate follow him around. to make and self distribute no fewer than 110 inture films with no budg

that.can agree with >> zombie programs are hard to kill and one of the most important reforms toward that is gary palmer's has a -- gary palmer has a bill. spend $600ies billion year and you put the strings attached and use the power of the purse and say none of these funds shall be used for whatever and they say this is not appropriated money, this is our money. these fines and lawsuits, they spend over half $1 trillion year unaccountably and it should be deposited in the treasury and a ask for its bad -- they ask for back and it is appropriated. a lot of these zombie agencies would go away if these things are not appropriated in a given year. >> we have time for one last question. and i'm going to ask it. [laughter] we have talked a lot about reconciliation and deficit neutrality and budget neutrality or revenue neutrality. the you not about expanding budget window so you get more of the dynamic impact of the taxes? would it help ease some of those procedural barriers that we have? somethink there have in real discussion looking at maybe a 15 year budget window to look at some of t

. >> y'all can disagree, but zombie programs are hard to kil kill. i think one of the most important reforms toward that but i can't see why we don't is gary palmer has a bill that these executive agencies spend about a hundred billion dollars a year and when you use the power the first and say none of these funds shall be used for whatever and they said no this is an appropriated money, this is our money. fees, fines, lawsuits, they spent over half a trillion dollars a year on accountable he and it should be deposited into the treasury and they asked for it back in its appropriated. he's got a bill toward that end. it's not a zombie agency but a lot of them would go away because are not appropriated. >> thank you. we have time for one last question and i'm going to ask it. >> we talked a lot about reconciliation and deficit neutrality and budget neutralit neutrality. have you all thought about expanding the budget window to 25 or 30 years so you get more of the dynamic impacts of the taxes and it would help ease some of the procedural barriers that

those zombies will line up to buy anything. >> damn it, you are right. what can we do?st say it would be horrible if the homepod had an accident. >> are you suggesting murder? >> playing "murder" by diana glory ♪ ♪ >> alexa, stop. >> sorry, force of habit. yes, i am suggesting murder. >>

because you don't think, like, oh there's zombies, so it's like, how do you deal with what could be theown head. >> yeah. well it's really -- i think it's about human behavior and kind of -- >> jimmy: in crisis. >> in crisis and fear and, you know, very topical. >> jimmy: it's good. it's spooky. i want to show everyone -- [ light laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip. here's riley keough in the new movie "it comes at night." take a look at this. >> don't touch the door. >> what? it was already open. >> the door was open when you got there? >> yeah. >> then who opened the door? >> yeah. >> i don't know. maybe andrew? >> what? andrew was asleep in our room. >> no, he wasn't. he was in -- >> what are you talking about? >> i put him in there before you both woke up. >> travis, why are we only hearing about this now? >> i don't know. what was i supposed to -- >> back up. tell us everything that happened. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: riley keough, everybody. "it comes at night" is in theaters this friday. we'll be right back with giles martin. come on back everybody. [ cheers and app

because you don't think, like, oh there's zombies, so it's like, how do you deal with what could be the >> yeah. well it's really -- i think it's about human behavior and kind of -- >> jimmy: in crisis. >> in crisis and fear and, you know, very topical. >> jimmy: it's good. i want to show everyone a cocl." take a look at thir.s. opet ere? >> i don't know. >> no, he wasn't. you both woke up. hearing about this now? >> i don't know. tell us everything that happenppla.e ] >> jimmy: riley keough, everybody. "it comes at night" is in theaters this friday. we'll be right back with giles martin. come on back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's here! it's here! it's here! ahhhhhhh! ♪ boom! open it! should i open it? ahahaaa!! yeaaa! this is worth every penny! ♪ this is so my color ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ take on the mainstream. introducing nissan's new midnight edition. ♪ it's straight talk. if you love your phone but hate your bill. do something about it! no, not that. straight talk wireless let's you keep your phone, number and 4g lte network for a lot less, with the bring your own phone activati

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