is that your slogan in. >> i have to tell you, carrying guns during a zombie apocalypse.they be stopped by guns? >> word's out on that. i'm not sure. >> could you have the research department check? >> we'll get on that right away. in the meantime, though, i want to start off with toronto mayor rob ford. a new video as allegedly surfaced showing him possibly smoking crack cocaine. ford has decided to go to rehab. but that being the case, is this the end of the political road for him? >> one would have thought by now would have been the end of the political road. i guess the political road would end, one would think, when the next election occurs. he can follow his destiny and go to hollywood where he would blend right in. >> he's got a lot of people talking. that is for sure. and back here at home, washington is facing a new crisis. it's called the highway cliff this time around. the highway trust fund which pays for interstate projects will be broke. can they avoid going over this cliff? >> well, first of all, the highway trust fund was set up and paid for by gasoline ta

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. >>> and according to foreign policy, the pentagon has a plan to stop the zombie apocalypse. eriously, they do. in an unclassified document, the defense department lays out a zombie survival plan. a strategic command spokeswoman says the document is just a training tool. and yet, under disclaimers, a note reads, "this plan was not actually designed as a joke." that is your morning dish of "scrambled politics." >>> all right, so, i am joined now by "washington post" reporter, not zombie, ed o'keefe. good morning, ed. although it's really early in the morning, some folks are still in that zombie stage. >> yeah, that's hard to top, that report. >> yeah, it's not a joke, though. it is not. and this isn't either. a new report quotes karl rove suggesting that hillary clinton may have experienced brain damage after a fall nearly two years ago, which temporarily prevented her from, as you recall, testifying about the attacks in benghazi. is he serious? i mean, that's quite an allegation. >> well, he spoke with my colleague at the "post" yesterday and said, of course i don't think that

probably not a zombie apocalypse. >> reporter: for "today," jim miklaszewski, nbc news, the pentagon.i feel better. sglo. >> g>> got to watch out for the chicken zombies. >> the chicken zombie nugget plan. >> planning for a word without velveeta, as well. >>> let's look at the forecast. good news for what is going on out in california. temperatures will start to moderate and the winds are dying down. so santa maria not quite a record at 96. santa barbara, 89. bakersfield 104. santa ana. near 100 in los angeles. this is the last day of the rough temperatures. but this much above normal air starts moving to the east by saturday, you can see the blue starting to dissipate, the yellow and orange makes its way into west texas. but we will see a moderation of temperatures for >>> yes, our temperatures are going to moderate, not just yet inland but at the coast five to ten degree dropoff today. nice, clear start and clouds increasing throughout the day and those onshore flow clouds. those low clouds that move in and fog in the golden gate bridge. that's our cooling agent for today. we're not

pentagon's secret strategy for dealing -- listen now, the pentagon secret strategy for dealing with a zombie apocalypse. it's not a joke, part of a training exercise. ahead, the united states military versus the walking dead. let's get to it. >> first from the fox newsdesk from this wednesday afternoon right now, mothers are waiting to find out whether their sons are dead or alive, wives waiting to sear whether their husbands will ever come home for hundreds of families in turkey, hope is fading with every passing minute. rescue workers have been racing to find survivors after a coal mine exploded. officials say as many as 245 people died or at least that many and many suffocated or suffered severe burns. more than 100 others are still missing. i'll show you exactly where this is happening. you recognize italy very quickly. this is istanbul over here. it's down in the southern part, well south of istanbul. the mine is in the hills of so ma, in turkey, about 300 miles south and west of istanbul. the country has a long history of mining disasters. this is shaping up to be one of the worst turkey has ever

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military has a plan for every kind of scenario, including a zombie apocalypse. rding to the foreign policy, it's a division of the washington post company, the military has a document titled counter zombie dominance. but it does not mean the government knows something we don't about an invasion of the undead. instead, it's a plan meant to protect citizens against an attack of any kind. the term zombies in regard to the invaders was just meant to be creative. but it does kind of get your attention. >> it does. it does. >>> 8:19. hey, sal, highway 24, how is it doing? >> it's moderate. i think a lot of people are behind schedule dave and tori. we've had a couple of issues in contra costa county. kirker pass road is closed for the peak of the commute. they should be opening up soon. if they haven't already. highway 4 is slow h people on highway 24 are behind schedule. highway 4, 242, very slow. a lot of people are staying off kirker pass road because they have to. even when it opens, i don't think it will make a difference this late in the commute. bay bridge has be