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give it up for the lovely zooey deschanel! thank you. >> jimmy: thanks so much for coming back. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: look how pretty, now, on the front, of "allure" magazine. look at how pretty this is. [ cheers and applause ] "hollywood's cutest weirdo." what do you think of that? do you like it? >> gosh, you know, hey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good comeback. i guess. >> i mean, yeah, sure. cool. whatever you want to call me, i mean, i guess i'm fine with. >> jimmy: yeah. you're fine with that, cutest weirdo. >> cutest weirdo. >> jimmy: yeah, you're the cutest weirdo. >> better than being the ugliest weirdo. >> jimmy: i guess so. >> or maybe the weirdest one. >> jimmy: the weirdest weirdo? >> god, that would be terrible. >> jimmy: no. you're definitely the cutest weirdo out there. >> cause, there's definitely weirder. >> jimmy: yeah, there's much weirder people than you. oh my gosh, there was a line to get in here tonight. it was just insane. you're hosting "snl" this weekend. >> yes, i'm so excited.

zooey deschanel, carson daly, adam carolla, kristen schaal, steven seagal will be here.ll be good. from the oklahoma city thunder, kevin durant. the first celebrity casualty from "dancing with the stars," and ashton kutcher and justin bieber will be here together, i believe they are dating now. and we'll have music from the all-american rejects, shinedown, white rabbits, and the wonderful esperanza spalding, so join us next week. our first guest tonight packs a dumpster full of tony and emmy-winning talent into a tiny little package -- she's only 14 inches tall. true. you can watch her now on "gcb," which stands for god created bacon, sundays at 10:00 here on abc. please say hello to kristin chenoweth. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: great to see you. you look great. when you came out, you know, i gave you a little kiss but then, you know, didn't want to mess the makeup up and you looked up -- i kissed you on the chin. >> i'll never wash this chin again. >> jimmy: the chin of chenoweth. however nice. how is everything? i know you are