tonight -- zooey deschanel. sam richardson. a guy who got swallowed by a whale, and music from kodak black. and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. oh, man. we have quite a show for you tonight. we have quite a few things on tap. i have a major announcement to make tonight. we have a miracle at sea. a man who was swallowed whole by a sea creature, and is here to tell us about that experience. [ cheers and applause ] and we also are following the travels of joe biden, who spent the day in geneva for a much-anticipated summit with rootin' tootin' vladimir putin. [ laughter ] biden was there to convey that the united states will not tolerate any more malarkey, shenanigans, or panky of the hanky type. at all. [ laughter ] he told reporters he's seeking a predictable and rational relationship with russia. which happens to be the same thing i told my wife when we exchanged wedding vows. [ laughter ] the meeting was shorter than