zoya akhtar will be here! [cheers and applause] let's get into the headlines! and applause] ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with the insane sports news from this weekend. the l.a. dodgers have signed superstar shohei ohtani to the biggest contract and all of sports history, $700 million. [cheers and applause] wow, right? that is $1 for every minute it takes to take watch one single baseball game. let me just say, it is so great that asian kids have another athlete to look up to. am i right? but let's acknowledge, it is also a lot of pressure. "dad, i got 100 of my chemistry test." "but only 80 on your fastball." go outside and practice!" but as crazy as this is, there was another sports story that might be even more shocking. >> buffalo bills head coach sean mcdermott is addressing old comments about the 9/11 terrorists being a model for teamwork. they were brought to light by an independent journalist. the report said, at a team meeting in 2019, quote, "he cited the hijackers as a group of people who were all able to get on the same page to orchestrate attacks to pe