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The sun comes up and the sun goes down.
The hands on the clock keep going around.

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I just get up and it's time to lay down.
Life gets tedious, don't it?

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My shoes untied, but I don't care.
I ain't figuring on going nowhere.

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I'd have to wash and comb my hair.
That's just wasted effort.

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Water in the well getting lower and lower.
Can't take a bath for six months more.

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But I've heard it said,
and it's true, I'm sure, that too

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much bathing will weaken it.

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I open the door and the flies swarm in.
I shut the door and I'm sweating again.

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And in the process I crack my shin
just one darn thing after another.

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Old Brown Mule, he must be sick.
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick.

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He humped his back, but he wouldn't kick.
There's something cock-eyed somewhere.

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A mouse, chawing on the pantry door.
He's been at it for a month or more.

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When he gets through, he'll sure be sore,
because there ain't a

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darn thing in there.

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Hound Dog [...] So for Lauren,
laziest dog that ever was born.

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He's howlin' because he's sittin'
on a thorn and just too tired to move over.

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The tin roof leaks and the chimney
leans and there's a hole in the

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seat of my old blue jeans.

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And I've hit the last of the pork and beans.
Just can't depend on nothin'.

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The cows gone dry and the hens won't lay.
Fish quit fightin' last Saturday.

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Troubles pilin'
up day by day and now I'm gettin' dandruff.

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Grief and misery, hens and woes and
debts and taxes and so it goes.

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And I think I'm gettin' a cold in my nose.
Life gets tasteless, don't it?

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