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Previously on Dawson's Creek.
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How's it going?
Billy Conrad.
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Billy's just an old friend
of mine from New York.
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Is he really just a friend
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or is he something
more than that?
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I hear Jen's ex has been
lurking around Capeside.
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You're really, really
enjoying the fact
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that Jen's ex is in
town, aren't you?
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I'm not one to get
in the way of true love.
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Goodbye, Billy.
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You can't just come into town.
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Make me fall for you,
and then...
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I need to try life on my own.
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For a while.
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Dawson. The neighbor
girl dumped you.
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No one died.
Just get over it.
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48 hours ago.
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I don't think I've
exceeded the statute
of limitations on angst.
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It's not a matter
of time, Dawson.
It's a matter of degree.
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I mean,
you haven't eaten,
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and you stare
at Jen's house like
it's going to disappear.
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And I've seen you
at school--you spy.
It's twisted.
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I'm almost afraid to ask
what movie you brought
back tonight.
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Sid and Nancy.
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See?
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See, your problem
is that you're
getting off on this.
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Well, sorry, Joey.
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It's tough to come up with
creative moping strategies
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once I realized
that everything I'm about
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is exactly
what turned her off.
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It's not like I can...
Learn to dance or get
a new haircut or something.
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Dawson, she dumped you,
not your belief system.
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She rejected romance,
honesty, and respect.
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Every time I see Billy
outside of her house,
I'm reminded of that.
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Yeah, well, everything
reminds you of her.
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Yeah.
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Dawson, you've known
the girl for 3 months.
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How can everything
possibly remind you
of her?
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I don't know, Joey.
I can't explain it.
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It just does.
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Fine. Let's just watch
the movie,
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this conversation
is becoming
far too disturbing.
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Hey, Grams, have you
seen my green shirt?
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I--I think
it needs ironing.
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Oh, yes, dear,
I thought I saw it
in your closet.
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Oh!
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You left it
on the dresser.
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Jennifer, would you
come up here now, please,
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and bring the telephone?
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And you would be?
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Quite comfortable,
thanks.
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I want a name.
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Billy.
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Billy. Oh--oh, yes,
I've heard about you before.
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Ok, I got the phone--
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Word's out
you dropped Dawson,
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so I just thought you
might be looking for
a suitable replacement.
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Well, if he's not out
of my house in 2 minutes,
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I'm calling
The National Guard.
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And then I would like
a serious word with you.
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Great to meet you.
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I thought
you were leaving.
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You know, my car was packed,
and--and I really was,
Jenny.
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But then word trickled down,
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and I thought it might
be in my best interest
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to stick around
a little longer.
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Well, then why don't
I clarify things for you?
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Just because Dawson
and I are on hiatus
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doesn't mean there's some
vacancy I'm looking to fill.
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Let's just say there
happened to be this guy.
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Some guy you had a...
Intense connection with.
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Well, then I might
think you'd be open to
the possibility, right?
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I'd have to say no.
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But I'd also like
to add "not a chance"
and "never again."
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You used to be fun,
you know that?
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No. I used to be weak
and vulnerable.
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Yeah, well, next time
you alter your personality,
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let me know in advance.
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It'll save me in gas money.
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You know, I'm beginning
to doubt your sincerity
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when you tell me
you're leaving.
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Hey, just the man
I was looking for.
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What can I provide you
with this time, Billy?
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A place to stay?
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Or just another chance
to completely screw up
my life?
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You know, despite
outward appearances,
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you and I actually
have a lot in common.
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Right.
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We've both got
our hearts broken
by the same girl,
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but you know what?
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Jen didn't
flee the state
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to get away
from me.
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Give her time.
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And, man, if I lived
50 yards away from her,
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I swear to you,
I'd go insane.
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I'd stare up at
her window, wondering
what she's doing.
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She's talking on the phone.
Who is she talking to?
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And if she's
listening to music,
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who do those songs
remind her of?
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Does she still
think about me?
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And if so, does she think
about me half as much
as I think about her?
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See what I mean?
Common ground.
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But the good news is,
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there's a simple cure
for all this.
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Yeah? What's that?
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Now don't get me wrong.
Jen is a great girl,
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but last time I checked,
she wasn't the only one.
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What are you, unconvinced?
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Look, take
a little ride with me
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and let me
illustrate my point.
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Take a ride where?
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Providence.
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There's this club there.
It's a bit of a dive,
but...
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Absolutely remarkable
in one respect.
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It lies exactly equidistant
between a pair
of women's colleges.
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Coeds wall to wall,
Dawson.
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Well, can I get in?
I'm not exactly legal.
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I know the bouncer.
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Of course,
there's school.
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And what's
waiting for you there?
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Another day
wondering about Jenny?
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Where she is, when
you'll see her next,
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what football player
is she having lunch with?
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You made your point.
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And you know what?
You're right.
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This is exactly what I need:
To get away from her,
to get away from here.
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You know what?
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She's gonna freak
when I'm not there.
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It'd be good to let
her wonder about me
for a while.
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There you go.
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Hey...Warren Gary.
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I'm on my way to school.
You need a lift?
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Ah, no, thanks.
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I'm waiting
for Ted Bundy.
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Well, Ted's
a lucky man.
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Ted Bundy is dead.
He was a serial...
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Killer.
Yeah, I know.
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Executed in Florida.
Claimed porn made him
do it.
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So, come on,
what do you say?
I need the merit badge.
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And which badge
is that?
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Community service.
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I'm going to say
you were 80...and blind.
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Well, I'm sure you'll
be an eagle scout before
the end of the day.
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Exactly. So what
do you say? Come on.
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Help me out here.
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So, is the air cold,
or are you just
happy to see me?
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You had to do it.
You had to live up
to the expectations.
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Does it bother you to know
that you single-handedly
perpetuate a stereotype?
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Uh...
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Which answer means
we get friendly down
in the sand together?
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You know, if--if having sex
with you would end famine,
disease, and war,
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and if kissing you
would bring on a new age
of enlightenment,
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I still
wouldn't--
- You know
something?
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You talk a lot.
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That's better.
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So, what, is that
all you and your
boyfriend Dawson--
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and I use the term
loosely--do?
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Talk?
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You don't need to use
the term at all, Warren.
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Dawson is
not my boyfriend.
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It was the "boy" part
I was referring to.
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Well, have you
ever seen the guy
throw a baseball?
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Believe it or not,
there is no correlation
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between a slider
and a sperm count.
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Well,
how would you know?
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I mean, you're
obviously a virgin.
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How do you know that
Dawson and I haven't been
going at it for years?
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I mean, we could be
annotating the Kama Sutra
for all you know.
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You know,
I may be a virgin,
but believe me,
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it's by choice.
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You could have
waited in the car.
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Don't worry. I won't
tell anyone we're together.
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Hi.
Hey.
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What's he up to?
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We're cutting
out of here.
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We're going up
to a club in Providence
that Billy knows.
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Ah. Finally.
Dawson's evil twin.
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This has been a much
anticipated pleasure.
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What are you doing?
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You're cutting class
to go to a nightclub.
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You're asking
what I'm doing?
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I'm coming
with you, man.
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I wouldn't miss this
for the world.
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Billy?
Hey.
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Great.
So, we're
ready to go?
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Yeah. Just got to turn
in my math homework,
and we're outta here.
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Yeah. Walk on
the wild side.
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Listen, I heard something
this morning,
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and I thought
that you should--
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at the risk of
sounding redundant,
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what the hell
are you doing here?
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The boys just had
to wrap up a few things
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before we left, so,
uh...
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Good morning.
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What are you
talking about?
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I'm taking Pacey
and your boy on
a little road trip.
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Funny, but, uh,
in the midst of all
the confusion,
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Dawson and I
actually stumbled upon
some common ground.
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I don't think I like
the sound of this, Billy.
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The last thing that
Dawson needs is to be
pulled down by you.
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I swear to you. Dawson
was simply complaining
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about how a guy
can't seem to get any
around here.
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So I told him
about this little
place I know.
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What kind of place?
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Well, let's just say
that the women take cash
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and are remarkably
friendly.
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You're taking him
to a whorehouse?
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Ah, there's
his holiness now.
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Well, girls,
gotta run.
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I see Saint Dawson's
champing at the bit.
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So...come on.
Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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We're not really
gonna go to a--
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No. I was just
kidding around.
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Let's go.
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God, I know I've never
really had a whole lot
of faith in guys, but I...
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I don't know, I just
thought Dawson was different.
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Yeah, he's different.
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Unfortunately,
he's just not as
different as we thought.
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Yeah. Listen,
uh, Joey...
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You know that--that
football player, Warren?
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What?
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You didn't sleep
with him, did you?
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Yeah, I had sex
with Warren Gary,
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uh, right after I gave
the sponge bath
to the Navy pilots.
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Why would you
even ask me that?
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He's telling everyone
you did.
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I'm gonna go
downstairs, get a drink.
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All right.
We'll be right here.
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All right,
one more time.
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Dawson, you're not
the type of guy
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who does something bad
just 'cause it feels good.
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Well, there's an
oxymoron to live by.
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What? You want
examples of this?
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All right. What was
the first thing,
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the very first thing
you did,
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after announcing this
little road trip of ours?
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Remember? You know exactly
what it was, don't you?
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You turned in
your math homework, man.
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Hey, those are not exactly
the actions of a rebel.
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But there's nothing
wrong with that.
243
00:13:03,554 --> 00:13:06,223
You just--you just care
about what people
think about you.
244
00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,725
You're that nice
Leery boy, man.
245
00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:09,226
You like being
the nice Leery boy.
246
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:10,644
Oh, and you're
any different?
247
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:13,397
Hey, please. Just talk
to the school board
248
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,273
or take a glance
at my permanent record.
249
00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:17,401
There's no comparison
between you and I, Dawson.
250
00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:20,445
Everybody knows
you're a regular
Richie Cunningham.
251
00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:24,073
That guy,
he's The Fonz.
252
00:13:24,073 --> 00:13:26,180
Well, congratulations.
That makes you Potsie.
253
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,708
We need to talk.
254
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,377
She needs to talk.
255
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,684
Well...
256
00:13:50,684 --> 00:13:52,310
It wasn't very
memorable, Warren.
257
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,729
What?
258
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:56,565
The sex. In fact,
I can't seem
to remember it at all.
259
00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:58,066
Why don't you refresh
my memory?
260
00:13:58,066 --> 00:14:00,277
It was actually
pretty good,
261
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:02,947
although you did
eventually complain
of fatigue.
262
00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:05,657
What is going on in
that twisted head of yours?
263
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:07,952
Look.
264
00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:09,223
This can be
a win-win.
265
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,290
Explain.
266
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,499
Our reps.
267
00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:16,543
Ok, I've got one
to live up to.
268
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,587
You have one to...
269
00:14:18,587 --> 00:14:21,590
Live down.
270
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,592
What? And people thinking
we're doing the deed
271
00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:25,970
is going to help
my precious reputation?
272
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,679
Well, you know
how in baseball
273
00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:29,598
there are major
and minor leagues?
274
00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:31,558
Yeah.
275
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,936
Well, think of this
as your call-up
to the show.
276
00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:37,146
No more shagging fly
balls with washouts
and wanna-bes.
277
00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:38,482
You are such a bastard.
278
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,233
If you're the major
leagues, Warren,
279
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,527
I hope I never
get out of a-ball.
280
00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:44,801
Hey, look. I never said
I'd be your boyfriend.
281
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,931
I never believed it,
you know.
282
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:14,018
Sure. That's
why you asked.
283
00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:17,771
I only asked because
I was concerned, Joey.
284
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:21,358
But--but I would have
bet anything against it.
285
00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,986
Besides, I...
286
00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:26,030
Uh...
287
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,240
Besides, what?
288
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,620
I don't know. I guess
I always pictured you
with someone different.
289
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,309
Someone like...
290
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,172
You know, just--
just a different type.
291
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,841
Walking upright?
292
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:50,804
Yeah. Opposable thumbs.
The...whole bit.
293
00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:55,142
And maybe someone just
a tad more sensitive
than Warren Gary.
294
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:58,311
Yeah, well...
295
00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:00,105
In my experience,
even the sensitive ones
296
00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,252
can let you down
with the best of them.
297
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,154
You know, Joey,
maybe Dawson isn't--
298
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,385
Look, I didn't say
a thing about Dawson.
299
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,037
And as far as Warren
and his pathetic fantasies
go, you know,
300
00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,454
what harm can a guy do?
301
00:16:16,454 --> 00:16:18,082
I mean, being called
a football groupie
302
00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:20,042
could describe half
the girls in this school,
303
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,501
so it's not
that big a deal.
304
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,754
Joey, I may be
overstepping
my boundaries here,
305
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:28,508
but, uh...
I think I know a way
to get Warren back.
306
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:31,095
What? Do you know how
to make a voodoo doll
or something?
307
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:32,846
No, I'm serious.
308
00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:36,100
You know,
guys like Warren
have been getting away
309
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,936
with this kind of stuff
for way too long.
310
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:40,604
So, what do you say,
Joey?
311
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:42,418
Interested in
a little payback?
312
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,297
All right,
I'm listening.
313
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,535
Let me put it this way.
314
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:59,539
You know when cartoon
characters are trying
to make a decision,
315
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:01,250
and the good angel
pops up on one shoulder
316
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,709
and you got the little
devil on the other?
317
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,628
Yeah.
318
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:08,548
Well, I don't have
a good angel, Dawson.
I have you.
319
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:09,925
I'm not interested
in the gig.
320
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,636
It doesn't work
for me anymore.
321
00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:14,805
I swear to God,
you two sound
like my parents.
322
00:17:14,805 --> 00:17:17,141
Hang tight.
I'm going to go see
323
00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:19,143
what the deliverance
twins are up to.
324
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,728
You know, need I remind you
again of the ill-fated
toilet papering
325
00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:23,521
of Coach Roland's house.
326
00:17:23,521 --> 00:17:26,233
There you go again.
Equating fun with
youthful indiscretions.
327
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,986
Youthful indiscretions?
What, am I running
for the senate?
328
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:32,114
Ok, granted, Dawson. For
high-minded conversation,
you're the man.
329
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,531
But generally speaking,
330
00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:35,242
you're better at verbiage
than actual verbs.
331
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:37,077
Verbs?
332
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:38,954
Yeah, action words.
Revel, carouse, party.
333
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,165
What year was it
exactly when party
became a verb?
334
00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:43,541
The year that
you and I came into
high school, Dawson.
335
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,919
Ok, you're just
gonna have to trust me
on this one.
336
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:48,588
Sometimes friendship means
taking part in stupid stuff.
337
00:17:48,588 --> 00:17:50,757
No judgments,
no questions asked,
338
00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:52,467
and no deconstruction
of the events.
339
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,178
You don't think
I'm capable of that?
340
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:57,097
Let's just say
I've seen no evidence
to the contrary.
341
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:58,890
I don't like
those guys down there.
342
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,059
What's up?
343
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:04,813
They're harassing
everyone from the sea gulls
to the senior citizens.
344
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,899
It's not really
my idea of fun.
345
00:18:07,899 --> 00:18:10,568
Well, what do you say
we give them a little
instant karma, huh?
346
00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:12,529
Maybe, uh...a banana
in the tailpipe?
347
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:15,282
See, I was just thinking
we could slash their
tires or something.
348
00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,741
Well, that's
imaginative.
349
00:18:16,741 --> 00:18:17,993
Well, you got
a better idea?
350
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:19,786
Yeah, I do.
351
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:21,412
Oh, yeah. I can't wait
to see this one.
352
00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:23,581
Good angel this,
Pacey.
353
00:18:23,581 --> 00:18:27,148
Did you guys ever see
American Graffiti?
354
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,259
Well, well, well.
355
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:36,011
If it isn't
Mrs. Warren Gary?
356
00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:38,513
So you know?
357
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:40,995
Well, it is news,
and this is high school.
358
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:54,696
He swore he
wouldn't tell, Abby.
359
00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:56,385
He told me he loved me.
360
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,742
$100,000 pyramid.
361
00:18:58,742 --> 00:19:01,036
Things guys say
in the backseat.
362
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:03,955
Yeah, well, you can add
"We don't need protection"
to that list.
363
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:06,875
What?
364
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:11,462
I am so stupid.
365
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:14,237
Wait. What are
you saying?
366
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,888
Well, he started off,
you know,
367
00:19:19,888 --> 00:19:22,891
just calling all the time.
368
00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:25,852
He'd be so sweet.
369
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:29,606
And one time he...he won
me this stuffed frog
at coney island
370
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:30,460
and brought it back for me.
371
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,404
The first time
we made love, he cried.
372
00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:37,593
Warren Gary?
373
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,621
That was before
the pee strip turned blue.
374
00:19:44,621 --> 00:19:45,726
Blue?
375
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,044
Oh, my god!
376
00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:52,379
Do you know
what that means?
377
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:53,838
Yes, I do.
378
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,840
You're pregnant?
379
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,008
I know.
380
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:59,427
Does Warren know?
381
00:19:59,427 --> 00:20:04,141
He told all his friends
it's my problem
and mine only.
382
00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh, that little puke.
383
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:15,298
Oh, that sorry puke.
384
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:03,927
Now. Pacey, now!
385
00:22:03,927 --> 00:22:05,636
Yeow!
386
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,784
Hit it!
Go, go, go!
387
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:16,523
Ha ha ha.
Whoa! Yeah!
388
00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:18,233
Hey! What are you doing?
389
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:19,734
Get that jerk.
390
00:22:21,236 --> 00:22:22,487
Whoo!
391
00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:24,114
Yeah!
392
00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:26,053
Ha, ha!
393
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,685
...stay right here, heh.
394
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,631
All right, d-man,
395
00:22:42,631 --> 00:22:44,842
you got your companion
picked out
for the evening yet?
396
00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:47,220
What? Already?
397
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,555
No, dude.
I'm shooting pool.
398
00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:51,057
You gotta stay on top
of these things.
399
00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:53,560
I'll bet Pacey ain't
lettin' pool get
in the way of business.
400
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,353
Uh-uh.
Take your pick.
401
00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:56,645
The blonde at the bar,
402
00:22:56,645 --> 00:22:59,983
tank top in tan
up at the jukebox,
403
00:22:59,983 --> 00:23:02,798
or the leather pants
by the foosball table.
404
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,697
Rack 'em.
405
00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:08,950
You know, that was
a beautiful thing.
406
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:10,827
All right,
everyone.
407
00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:12,954
Can I have your
attention, please?
408
00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:15,582
I just want to thank
you all for helping me
409
00:23:15,582 --> 00:23:17,750
prepare for tonight's
college fair,
410
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:21,254
and I'll see you all
back here in a couple
of hours.
411
00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:24,591
Joey...
412
00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:26,968
Can I have a word
with you, please?
413
00:23:26,968 --> 00:23:28,282
Sure.
414
00:23:35,663 --> 00:23:40,315
Joey, in a school this size
it's difficult to keep
any secrets.
415
00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:42,233
Yeah, tell me about it.
416
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,777
Girls your age
often make mistakes.
417
00:23:44,777 --> 00:23:47,822
Yeah, well, boys have
been known to make a few
mistakes themselves.
418
00:23:47,822 --> 00:23:51,826
True. But the price
they pay seems to be
so much less.
419
00:23:51,826 --> 00:23:54,162
You're going to be
going through some
tough times ahead,
420
00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:55,830
and I want to make sure
you're prepared.
421
00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:57,457
Excuse me?
422
00:23:57,457 --> 00:24:00,460
The family living course
here offers some
valuable preparation.
423
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:03,087
Wait. Isn't that
the class where they
make you carry around
424
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,755
a sack of flour
and pretend it's a baby?
425
00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:06,174
That's only part of it.
426
00:24:06,174 --> 00:24:09,594
I know the task you face
seems manageable now,
427
00:24:09,594 --> 00:24:12,930
but child rearing
is filled with trials
and tribulations.
428
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:15,037
You know what?
Let me get back to you
on that one.
429
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:54,055
Did you notice how
Pacey had his eye
on 3 girls?
430
00:24:54,055 --> 00:24:55,973
The man knows it's
all about numbers.
431
00:24:55,973 --> 00:24:56,974
Numbers?
432
00:24:56,974 --> 00:24:58,351
Odds.
Don't waste time.
433
00:24:58,351 --> 00:25:00,645
You'll know
within 15 seconds
434
00:25:00,645 --> 00:25:02,230
whether a woman wants
to see you naked.
435
00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:04,357
If the answer is no,
you bail.
436
00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:06,734
Who cares? You know,
there's plenty more
where they came from.
437
00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:08,945
But that's why
you ask 10.
438
00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,863
Whatever you got to do
to seal the deal,
439
00:25:10,863 --> 00:25:13,866
and pull the trigger.
Pow!
440
00:25:13,866 --> 00:25:15,493
Hello.
441
00:25:15,493 --> 00:25:19,351
Well, wish me luck,
boys, 'cause
here I go.
442
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:26,212
So, who's it
gonna be, buddy?
443
00:25:26,212 --> 00:25:29,152
Time's a-wasting.
We don't got
all night.
444
00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,947
Hi, what's up?
445
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,033
Found her.
446
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:46,399
Hi. My name--
my name is Dawson.
447
00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:51,925
Oh, you're Dawson.
Wow, yeah, all right!
Good to know.
448
00:25:55,721 --> 00:26:00,413
Hey, there.
I'm the drummer
for Pearl Jam. You?
449
00:26:00,413 --> 00:26:01,977
You're dumber
than who?
450
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,131
Look, I--I just want
to let you know that
I completely understand
451
00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:11,840
the absurdity
of this moment.
452
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,596
I actually thought of
sending over a drink
or saying something clever
453
00:26:16,596 --> 00:26:18,640
and what's your sign?
454
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,100
You know, I figured
directness would be
the best approach.
455
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,186
I.e., my name is Dawson.
456
00:26:23,186 --> 00:26:25,563
Not that my name
in it of itself
should impress you,
457
00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:29,066
but kind of in the hopes
that you might in response
tell me your name.
458
00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:31,736
Did it occur to you
that maybe I'm just
not interested?
459
00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:38,576
Oh, no, actually,
um, but blind optimism
is one of my faults.
460
00:26:38,576 --> 00:26:40,432
One of your faults?
Do you have many?
461
00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:44,081
Let's see, there's, um,
462
00:26:44,081 --> 00:26:46,501
my reckless disregard
for danger,
463
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,670
my tiresome romanticism,
464
00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:50,672
and then
there's the way
I keep on talking
465
00:26:50,672 --> 00:26:53,257
long after the person
I'm trying to impress
has lost all interest.
466
00:26:53,257 --> 00:26:55,301
My name is Nina.
And if you ask me
467
00:26:55,301 --> 00:26:56,969
where Pinta and
Santa Maria are,
468
00:26:56,969 --> 00:26:58,617
I'll be
so out of here.
469
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,228
Find
someone special?
470
00:27:05,228 --> 00:27:07,376
I did. She didn't.
471
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,277
Damn!
Check out Dawson.
472
00:27:13,277 --> 00:27:14,842
That girl's fine.
473
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,783
There's lot of women
in this place. Why me?
474
00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:20,326
Did you notice
my inner light
475
00:27:20,326 --> 00:27:22,704
or was it something
a little more base?
476
00:27:22,704 --> 00:27:24,955
Um, actually,
it was your shirt.
477
00:27:24,955 --> 00:27:27,124
Really, this thing?
478
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:30,044
And not even
any cleavage.
479
00:27:30,044 --> 00:27:32,693
So what are you, Dawson,
some sort of film buff?
480
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,994
Uh, come on in.
481
00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:52,692
Hey. How's
my favorite
mother-to-be?
482
00:27:52,692 --> 00:27:54,193
Actually, not so good.
483
00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:56,279
Look, I--I just came
over here to tell you
484
00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,655
that we should
call the whole thing off.
485
00:27:57,655 --> 00:27:58,782
Wh-why?
486
00:27:58,782 --> 00:28:00,324
Because it's too much.
487
00:28:00,324 --> 00:28:02,326
I don't like
to be in the middle
of everything.
488
00:28:02,326 --> 00:28:04,704
Mrs. Tingle wants me
to sign up for that
mommy and me class.
489
00:28:04,704 --> 00:28:07,164
Yeah, and Sherman Williams,
that Adventist kid,
490
00:28:07,164 --> 00:28:08,750
he offered
to marry me today.
491
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,252
It's nothing
compared to what
they're doing to Warren.
492
00:28:11,252 --> 00:28:14,297
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
You and I both know that
493
00:28:14,297 --> 00:28:17,341
that guy deserves
everything that's
coming to him.
494
00:28:17,341 --> 00:28:20,887
Maybe. I don't know.
495
00:28:20,887 --> 00:28:24,348
Joey--Joey, that guy
treated you with
no respect, all right?
496
00:28:24,348 --> 00:28:25,995
That hurts. I know.
497
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:32,106
Oh, so that's
what this is about.
498
00:28:32,106 --> 00:28:34,066
What--what
do you mean?
499
00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,652
You don't care
about me.
500
00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:38,112
You're just looking
for some convenient
revenge scenario
501
00:28:38,112 --> 00:28:40,072
to dump all your
residual male anger.
502
00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:41,741
Is that what Dawson
was for you?
503
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:43,200
Just some patsy
to take the fall
504
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,828
for all the guys
who have done you wrong?
505
00:28:44,828 --> 00:28:46,412
You know what?
Don't, Joey. All right?
506
00:28:46,412 --> 00:28:49,081
Don't--don't turn this
into a Dawson thing.
507
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:51,918
The real question is
why did I listen
to you in the first place?
508
00:28:51,918 --> 00:28:54,629
Dawson was probably
the first decent guy
you ever gone out with,
509
00:28:54,629 --> 00:28:55,922
and look what you did.
510
00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:57,965
You drove him right into
the arms of a prostitute.
511
00:28:57,965 --> 00:28:59,342
Joey, you took that one
way too far.
512
00:28:59,342 --> 00:29:01,260
You want to know
the truth?
513
00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:03,888
You want--'cause the
truth is ever since
Dawson and I broke up,
514
00:29:03,888 --> 00:29:05,013
you have been
scared to death.
515
00:29:05,013 --> 00:29:06,724
Oh, please.
516
00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:09,059
You're scared
because now there's
no more excuses.
517
00:29:09,059 --> 00:29:10,979
There's no one else
to blame.
518
00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:14,273
And now when Dawson
treats you like good ol'
understanding Joey,
519
00:29:14,273 --> 00:29:15,900
just one
of the guys Joey,
520
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:18,152
I'm not going to be
around for you to hate.
521
00:29:18,152 --> 00:29:19,341
And that is how
he'll treat you, Joey.
522
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:36,420
Scorcese, Kubrick.
Those are directors.
523
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:38,214
I can't believe
you're a Spielberg fan.
524
00:29:38,214 --> 00:29:39,757
The guy makes
slick fairy tales.
525
00:29:39,757 --> 00:29:41,843
Movies by nature
are escapist.
526
00:29:41,843 --> 00:29:43,553
If you want reality,
look out the window.
527
00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:45,722
Uh, come on,
he's a schlockmeister.
528
00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:48,056
Whose movies have done
a billion dollars
of box office.
529
00:29:48,056 --> 00:29:53,270
I can't believe you're equating
mainstream popularity
with artistic merit.
530
00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:57,065
By that logic, we should
be studying Ace Ventura
in film school.
531
00:29:57,065 --> 00:29:59,443
You're in
film school?
532
00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:01,863
Hey, Dawson, they got,
uh, that chocolate milk
you ordered
533
00:30:01,863 --> 00:30:03,426
up at the bar there.
534
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,138
And what is your name,
beautiful?
535
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,330
Nina.
536
00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:14,396
You can call me
Columbus.
537
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,756
You know what, Dawson,
this place is getting
really crowded.
538
00:30:19,756 --> 00:30:21,257
What do you say
we get out of here?
539
00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:23,196
Yeah. Let's.
540
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,034
Hey!
541
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,022
So, thank you back there.
542
00:30:36,022 --> 00:30:39,901
Billy, I mean, he can be
sort of a jerk sometimes.
543
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:43,071
Thinks he's, you know.
It's colder out here
than it was before.
544
00:30:43,071 --> 00:30:44,948
I think a little
bit chilly.
545
00:30:44,948 --> 00:30:46,282
He's from New York,
Billy is.
546
00:30:46,282 --> 00:30:48,743
So he's the one
who brought me here.
547
00:30:48,743 --> 00:30:50,745
Film school, huh?
548
00:30:50,745 --> 00:30:53,456
Dawson, are we doing
something you don't
want to do?
549
00:30:53,456 --> 00:30:54,540
No.
550
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,625
'Cause
you've launched
551
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:56,751
into a pretty
convincing
552
00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:58,252
Rain Man
impression.
553
00:30:58,252 --> 00:31:00,149
Look, all
we're doing is
walking to my car.
554
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,258
And after that?
555
00:31:04,258 --> 00:31:06,928
Well, after that,
I'm driving home.
556
00:31:06,928 --> 00:31:09,388
Notice the first
person singular.
557
00:31:09,388 --> 00:31:12,433
I'm not
in the habit of being
the sexual facilitator
558
00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:13,977
for men with
something to prove.
559
00:31:13,977 --> 00:31:15,728
It's not like that.
560
00:31:15,728 --> 00:31:18,439
Come on,
I saw your friends
over your shoulder.
561
00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:20,295
They did everything
but hold up scorecards.
562
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,925
Maybe--maybe it is
something like that.
563
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:29,075
I just got dumped.
564
00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:32,954
Ahh, the evening
snaps into focus.
565
00:31:32,954 --> 00:31:36,206
And I let them convince
me that the best way
to get over her...
566
00:31:36,206 --> 00:31:37,750
Was to nail a stranger?
567
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:40,670
Yeah, I guess, but--
568
00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:42,839
It's not exactly
healthy, you know.
569
00:31:42,839 --> 00:31:44,882
I'm sorry, but--but
it did quit being
about that.
570
00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:46,759
For nearly
an hour in there,
talking to you.
571
00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:48,469
I forgot
all about it.
All about her.
572
00:31:48,469 --> 00:31:53,307
And, ha, ha,
for the first time
in 3 days,
573
00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:55,664
I actually
don't feel so bad.
574
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:04,464
So, um, would it impress
your friends if you didn't,
um, reappear till morning?
575
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,718
I think they'd
erect a statue.
576
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:14,244
Ok, tell you what.
Come over.
577
00:32:14,244 --> 00:32:16,372
We'll fall asleep
watching TV.
578
00:32:16,372 --> 00:32:17,832
I mean, you're
a Spielberg fan.
579
00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:19,479
It's not like I'd be
in any danger, right?
580
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,714
Hurry up. Come on.
Before I start listening
581
00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:27,175
to that little voice
in my head telling me
I should card you.
582
00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:31,303
The girl that I
told you about...
583
00:32:31,303 --> 00:32:34,431
I still sort of want
her back and I...
584
00:32:34,431 --> 00:32:36,559
I don't know. Maybe
I'm just being
really crazy here,
585
00:32:36,559 --> 00:32:38,268
but I...
586
00:32:38,268 --> 00:32:41,147
I just don't think
it would be right.
587
00:32:41,147 --> 00:32:44,400
Wow! Can't decide
if I'm offended
588
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,216
or if you've just restored
my faith in the male sex.
589
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,357
Call me if she doesn't
come to her senses.
590
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,929
Bye.
591
00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:16,348
Welcome to Capeside's annual
college fair this evening.
592
00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:19,060
Please be sure to check out
our international booth.
593
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,456
That's booth 3.
594
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,860
Imagining what she'll
look like with a bowling
ball in her uterus?
595
00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:30,237
Don't bother.
596
00:33:30,237 --> 00:33:31,989
What do you mean?
I thought
that she was--
597
00:33:31,989 --> 00:33:33,741
Not a chance.
598
00:33:33,741 --> 00:33:36,410
That girl's comic relief.
Speaking of which,
599
00:33:36,410 --> 00:33:39,163
Warren Gary was called
into the nurse's office
this afternoon
600
00:33:39,163 --> 00:33:40,706
for a lecture
on contraception.
601
00:33:40,706 --> 00:33:42,458
Well, good.
He could use--
602
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,751
You don't get it.
603
00:33:43,751 --> 00:33:46,336
Warren is the last person
who needs that lecture.
604
00:33:46,336 --> 00:33:49,548
What you heard was
a lie made up by
a pathetic sophomore
605
00:33:49,548 --> 00:33:51,759
trying to land
a popular boyfriend.
606
00:33:51,759 --> 00:33:54,449
Besides, Warren couldn't
fertilize a garden.
607
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,181
What do you mean?
608
00:33:57,181 --> 00:33:59,307
I had a chat with
my friend Elise today.
609
00:33:59,307 --> 00:34:00,559
She used to date Warren.
610
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,770
She dated him for 6 months.
611
00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:05,606
She used to bake him
spirit cookies
before every game.
612
00:34:05,606 --> 00:34:07,984
She bought a $400 dress
for a dance he failed
to show up for.
613
00:34:07,984 --> 00:34:10,111
Ok, your point is?
614
00:34:10,111 --> 00:34:11,904
According to Elise,
615
00:34:11,904 --> 00:34:15,532
Warren had one other
significant failure
as a boyfriend.
616
00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:18,535
Let's just say he had
a soft spot for the ladies
617
00:34:18,535 --> 00:34:20,600
in a very unfortunate
location.
618
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:56,448
Hey, man.
619
00:34:56,448 --> 00:34:58,534
What are you
doing back here?
620
00:34:58,534 --> 00:35:01,745
God! You couldn't
pull the trigger.
621
00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:03,080
Guess not, Billy.
622
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,041
Man, you practically
had her begging for it.
623
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:07,043
Listen, a little
piece of advice--
624
00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:10,046
for future reference,
getting laid,
625
00:35:10,046 --> 00:35:12,173
it comes down to
a simple Beatles/
Stones question.
626
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:13,299
What?
627
00:35:13,299 --> 00:35:14,717
Do you want
to hold her hand
628
00:35:14,717 --> 00:35:16,802
or do you
want to spend
the night together?
629
00:35:16,802 --> 00:35:18,804
Some women might
say they're looking
for a Beatle,
630
00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:20,556
trust me,
they're looking
for something
631
00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:22,599
a little more...
Tangible.
632
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:24,580
All right, thanks.
I'll keep that
in mind, Billy.
633
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,815
Hey, know what,
guys? Maybe we should
just get out of here.
634
00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:33,194
It's funny, uh,
watching you
with this girl.
635
00:35:33,194 --> 00:35:35,196
It sort of
makes sense why you
blew it with Jen.
636
00:35:35,196 --> 00:35:36,906
I don't get you!
637
00:35:36,906 --> 00:35:39,491
You came to town
to break Jen and me up.
Mission accomplished.
638
00:35:39,491 --> 00:35:41,952
Are you pouting now
because things didn't go
according to plan?
639
00:35:41,952 --> 00:35:43,453
What?
640
00:35:43,453 --> 00:35:44,580
You think
I don't know why
641
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,582
you wanted me
to get lucky tonight?
642
00:35:46,582 --> 00:35:48,458
So you could go
whisper in Jen's ear,
643
00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:49,835
convince her
that all men are dogs,
644
00:35:49,835 --> 00:35:51,587
then assume that
she'd seek your comfort.
645
00:35:51,587 --> 00:35:54,882
For all that wisdom,
you sure bit hard.
646
00:35:54,882 --> 00:35:57,509
Hard enough to know
that it's not my style,
man, it's yours.
647
00:35:57,509 --> 00:36:00,679
And frankly,
your style's pathetic.
648
00:36:00,679 --> 00:36:02,514
If you really had Jen's
best interests at heart,
649
00:36:02,514 --> 00:36:04,141
you would stay away
from her.
650
00:36:04,141 --> 00:36:06,769
Do you know those
are the exact same
words her dad used
651
00:36:06,769 --> 00:36:08,938
when he told me
he'd send her away?
652
00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:12,108
Do you think it's
funny you sound like
her dad? I do.
653
00:36:12,108 --> 00:36:14,651
It's better than sounding
like her loser ex-boyfriend.
654
00:36:14,651 --> 00:36:17,487
Well, I’m
sorry you feel
that way, Dawson.
655
00:36:17,487 --> 00:36:19,949
And, uh, since
you 2 cool guys
656
00:36:19,949 --> 00:36:22,201
probably wouldn't
want a loser like me
hanging around,
657
00:36:22,201 --> 00:36:24,078
I'll tell you what.
658
00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:26,101
Have a fun trip
home, boys.
659
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:32,169
You think you could
have maybe waited till
we were back in Capeside
660
00:36:32,169 --> 00:36:34,317
to throw out that
last zinger, Dawson?
661
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,138
Hey, loverboy.
662
00:36:42,138 --> 00:36:43,451
Spare a minute?
663
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,893
You know, it's been
a really long day.
664
00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:49,895
Oh, my heart bleeds.
665
00:36:49,895 --> 00:36:54,483
Look, I know you're not
too thrilled with me,
666
00:36:54,483 --> 00:36:58,321
but here's an idea.
667
00:36:58,321 --> 00:37:01,324
One way to get rid
of a lie is to
make it the truth.
668
00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:02,908
So maybe you and me--
669
00:37:02,908 --> 00:37:04,868
You know, I'm afraid
I'd be getting
worked up
670
00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:07,558
for something that
I hear is quite
the anti-climax, so.
671
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,478
What?
672
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,502
Your reviews are in,
Warren.
673
00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:16,505
And frankly,
you've been panned.
674
00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:19,175
So what is this,
some kind of
sophomore threat?
675
00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:21,885
No. Just a reminder.
676
00:37:21,885 --> 00:37:24,138
That if one person
says something,
it's a rumor.
677
00:37:24,138 --> 00:37:28,058
But 2 people. Mmm.
It's gospel.
678
00:37:28,058 --> 00:37:32,604
But you're probably
not planning on dating
anyone ever again, so.
679
00:37:32,604 --> 00:37:34,523
All right,
what do you want?
680
00:37:34,523 --> 00:37:36,108
Complete and
utter denial.
681
00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:39,987
Fine! Just
so you know...
682
00:37:39,987 --> 00:37:43,719
The reason I picked you up
this morning was because--
683
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,598
I thought
it would be nice.
684
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,540
You know, just--
685
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:55,002
Saturday night I have plans,
but they're breakable.
686
00:37:55,002 --> 00:37:57,629
What do you say?
687
00:37:57,629 --> 00:38:02,509
In public...official...
688
00:38:02,509 --> 00:38:04,824
Groping-optional date.
689
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,931
Yeah.
690
00:38:07,931 --> 00:38:12,290
Sure, um, yeah,
just, uh, pick me up
after my lobotomy.
691
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,698
So, you wanted
to get out of Capeside
to get Jen off your mind.
692
00:38:24,698 --> 00:38:27,117
Did it work?
693
00:38:27,117 --> 00:38:29,619
No.
694
00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:31,767
Maybe for awhile.
695
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,504
All right, am I going
to have to wait all night,
696
00:38:38,504 --> 00:38:41,173
or you gonna tell me
what happened outside
the club with that woman?
697
00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:45,553
Nothing happened.
I just walked her
to her car.
698
00:38:45,553 --> 00:38:48,889
That's it. Nothing
happened at all.
699
00:38:48,889 --> 00:38:51,267
Right. Absolutely.
So you're just
wearing that lipstick
700
00:38:51,267 --> 00:38:53,248
as a fashion statement,
right?
701
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,878
Ha ha ha ha!
702
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,515
Hey.
703
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:19,836
Look, I'm--I'm
having an ice cream
anti-social here.
704
00:39:19,836 --> 00:39:21,109
You want to join me?
705
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:26,531
Yeah, yeah, sure.
706
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,852
The Warren Gary
information proved
useful. Thanks.
707
00:39:35,852 --> 00:39:40,648
Oh, rumor has it that
his public retraction is
already making the rounds.
708
00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:44,945
Well, it is news and
this is high school.
709
00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:47,114
Mmm, cookie dough.
710
00:39:47,114 --> 00:39:48,470
Yeah.
711
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:58,208
So--so what
do you think, Joey?
712
00:39:58,208 --> 00:40:01,357
Is there any way
we can keep Dawson
from coming between us?
713
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,862
Yeah, sure, I mean--
714
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:12,055
he's--he's only in love
with one of us, so.
715
00:40:12,055 --> 00:40:13,202
You're right.
716
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:24,380
Must be, oh, a lot easier
than just being the object
of his infatuation, huh?
717
00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,828
Although, I doubt
that after today
718
00:40:34,828 --> 00:40:37,768
either of us will be
vying for his affections.
719
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,460
I know what you mean.
720
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:48,091
I mean, just
picturing Dawson so...
Male, it's just--
721
00:40:48,091 --> 00:40:49,989
I don't know. It's made
me nauseous all day.
722
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,084
You think he's already--
723
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:34,054
So, did you get everything
you went there for?
724
00:41:34,054 --> 00:41:37,266
I was a non-stop
sex machine, Joey.
725
00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:39,435
You know me.
726
00:41:39,435 --> 00:41:41,395
How was your day?
727
00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:43,480
Ah. I boffed Capeside's
starting fullback
728
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,565
and got knocked up,
you know.
729
00:41:44,565 --> 00:41:47,547
Oh, that's nice.
730
00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:53,990
So was it all good
clean fun, Dawson?
731
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:55,930
Um, not exactly.
732
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,041
Tell me about it.
733
00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:08,464
I will. Oh, Joey,
there's so much that
I want to tell you,
734
00:42:08,464 --> 00:42:11,425
but I am so tired
right now. I haven't
slept in 24 hours.
735
00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:14,886
Plus...
736
00:42:14,886 --> 00:42:17,598
You know what?
I can wait.
737
00:42:17,598 --> 00:42:19,308
It's ok.
738
00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:21,122
Ok. Hey!
739
00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,813
For awhile tonight,
740
00:42:24,813 --> 00:42:28,442
nothing reminded me
of Jen.
741
00:42:28,442 --> 00:42:30,256
It was like
looking at the world
without blinders on.
742
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:54,781
Yeah.
743
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:57,992
I can wait.