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Previously on Dawson's Creek
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I don't think you're angry
with me for kissing you.
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I think you're
angry with yourself
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for kissing me back.
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You kissed my girlfriend.
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Truth is, I'd do it again.
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Kiss me?
- I thought you'd never ask.
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You make me so happy.
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But I have to make
myself happy first.
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We can't just say I love you
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for the first time
and have it be over.
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Good night.
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I trust I may have leave
to speak, and speak I will.
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There's not
a single dramatic
story line in existence
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that Shakespeare
didn't conquer first.
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Family revenge,
political intrigue,
the great gender battle.
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The guy mapped it
all out for us.
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And what was
his parting lesson?
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What genre of all genres
did he finally arrive at
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after years of toil
and sacrifice? Tragedy.
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Shh!
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Like all great romantics,
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he finally realized
that life was a lot
more likely to end up
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with a bunch of dead
Danish people on stage
than with a kiss.
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What a sad movie.
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Mom, you cried
at commercials.
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Only that
cotton commercial.
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We have to do something
about your perpetual
state of melancholy.
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I'm concerned about you.
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Well, honey,
I'm concerned about you.
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Ever since
your breakup with Joey,
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you haven't said
one word about it.
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Dawson, you haven't
even wallowed.
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What good
is wallowing?
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All the wallowing
in the world doesn't
bring someone back.
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Wallowing isn't
about getting them back.
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It isn't about them at all.
It's about you.
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And learning
to allow yourself
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the few meager advantages
of being the dumpee.
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Advantages?
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Sure, like allowing yourself
to stuff your face
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with a lifetime supply of
red licorice and doughnuts.
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Or, um, a newfound
appreciation
for country music.
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Like an excuse to watch
that last scene
from Field of Dreams.
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Acquiring the necessary
pain to write
bad, bitter poetry.
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A reason to scowl.
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A reason to bitch!
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Work out aggression.
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Yeah! You see,
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when you think
about it, honey,
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every inch of pain
that touches you
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makes you a deeper,
more real individual.
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Whether you're 16 or...
Slightly older.
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So it doesn't
get any easier?
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Nope. You just
go to bed earlier.
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Night, honey.
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Good night, Mom.
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Um, hope I was an
acceptable substitute
for movie night.
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You did great.
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"What light through
yonder window breaks?"
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It is the midterm.
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And your impending failure
is but hours away.
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Blue books.
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You'll notice
they are blank.
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And for many of you,
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they'll score higher as such
than when actually written in.
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Please sign your real name,
ahem.
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As for the test, ahem,
it will cover everything
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we have studied in
English literature thus far
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and will be worth 50%
of this term's grade.
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Main points of interest:
Shakespeare, Dickens,
the romantics,
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and your favorite--the read
everybody's talking about--
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Beowulf.
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I will be hosting
a study session
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in this classroom
at 3:00.
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It is my recommendation
you attend,
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unless,
of course, your parents
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have dedicated
an east wing or two to
an Ivy League institution,
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in which case your tragic,
east coast aristocratic,
social alcoholic fate
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has already been sealed.
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This is more than
just an exam, people.
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It's your life.
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Hey.
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Dawson, at some point
we have to say something
to each other.
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What would you
like me to say, Joey?
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What do you
want to say?
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Go away.
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Besides that.
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Joey, you made it very clear
you needed space, ok?
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I am giving you that space.
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I didn't think
it would mean
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we'd be cutting off
all communication,
Dawson.
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What did you think,
it would mean, Joey?
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This isn't fair.
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To which one of us?
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You can't make up
all the rules!
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I don't want to.
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Then what
do you want?!
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One day this cafeteria
is destined
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to cook a fry that
actually tastes like a fry.
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Ménage ä trois.
Ever been in one?
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All hail, the queen
of non sequiturs has spoken.
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It's not a non sequitur.
It's this month's Jane.
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Chick magazines
are racier than Playboy.
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There's always
some article in there
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about how
to prolong your this
or arouse your that.
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This one's
a purity test.
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What?
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Purity test.
You've heard of 'em.
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An assortment
of sexual questions
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which when totaled is
meant to Gauge the level
of sexual experience.
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Okey-dokey. Time
to put that away now.
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Why? It's fun.
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Gauging our level
of sexual expertise
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is not really my idea
of joy abounding.
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Don't think I don't know
where this is going,
Pacey Witter.
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I know your history.
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You do?
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Sure. You're
a typical guy.
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You want everyone
to think
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you have this unseemly,
adventurous
sexual existence
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when in fact
your purity level
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is probably closer
to Big Bird's
than Bill Clinton's.
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Yeah, you know what,
you got me.
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That's me, Mr.
Embarrassingly Pure.
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Whatever. So, am I
gonna see you at
Peterson's cram-o-rama?
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That would imply
that I am going.
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No, no, Pacey,
you cannot bail
on this study session.
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It's way too important.
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To you.
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To anyone who cares
about their grade.
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Well, see,
there's the rub.
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Yo soy
not concerned.
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Don't joke about this.
I'm serious.
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As committed as you are
to doing everything
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within your power
to getting an "A,"
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I am equally committed
to getting my "C."
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Possibly "D" if I
can't get a good look
at your answer sheet.
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Pacey.
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Give me one good reason
why I should.
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Me.
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Ok. Fine. I'll go.
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Just don't expect me
to stay awake.
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Jen-a-lish, delish.
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Hey, Chris.
What's up?
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Long run today.
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Yeah.
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Thought you'd be looking
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for someone
to keep stride with.
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And you'd like
to be that someone?
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I'm a good pacer.
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I know when to speed up
and when to slow down.
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And when
to leave someone alone?
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Jen, is there
a particular reason
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why you're not receptive
to my wily charms?
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Other than the fact that
you emit them regularly
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to any skirt
within a 6-mile radius?
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Actually, I have a car,
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so it's more like
the tri-state area.
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Aha. A smile.
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Mission accomplished.
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Later, Chris.
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And the hawk circles.
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He's just being cute,
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which he really is.
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You seen his love 'em
and leave 'em rap sheet?
It's epic.
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Relax, Dawson.
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Just looking out.
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So, you hitting
that study session?
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Oh. I doubt it.
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I'm not much in
the "applying myself"
zone these days.
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How about you?
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Well, it's either that
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or another evening
watching some awful,
seventies tearjerker
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with my mother,
so...you should go.
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I'll tell you what,
Dawson.
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Since it doesn't look
like I'll be having
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a hot night of unbridled
passion with Romeo
over there,
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I'll consider it.
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All right.
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"Dear class,
went home with a cold
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"that was considerably
more important than you.
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"The test is still on
for tomorrow.
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"Study the sample questions.
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Until then, hardly yours,
Mr. Peterson."
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So he bailed on his
own session. Great.
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We should have
our own study session.
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My folks are
in Saint Martin.
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We'll have the whole
house to ourselves.
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Like we'd get a lot
of work done that way.
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The lady questions
my motives?
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Invite your friends.
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You two interested?
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Let's study at my place.
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I was thinking more
along the lines of
the city library.
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Whoa, whoa. His offer
does have a certain
enticing quality.
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Since when have you
been in such a rush
to form a study group?
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Have you ever
seen this man's house?
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His family
is totally loaded.
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They got
a satellite dish.
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Oh, come on.
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All right. We're in.
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Cool.
I'll drive.
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Young lady.
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Will you
join us?
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How can I resist?
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Hey, Joey.
So what are your study plans?
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Oh, just me, my English lit
book, and a loud, crying baby.
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Good. Then you can
come with me.
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Where?
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A study session at Chris
Wolfe's. I can't do this alone.
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Chris Wolfe's? You're going to
rely on Chris Wolfe to provide a
suitable study environment?
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I think I'm better off
with the loud, crying baby.
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Ok, do you honestly
believe I would let this night
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be anything less than
ridiculously beneficial?
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Trust me. I'm in mega-control
of this event.
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Hey Dawson! Where you
headed little buddy?
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Well, skipper, I saw Peterson's
note. I'm headed home.
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I'm actually headed to a
different study session, if
you're up for it.
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"Different study session"?
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Is this Pacey Witter code
for party?
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Brothel? Road trip
to Disneyland?
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Believe it or not, this is a
true meeting of intellectuals
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in a highly moderated studious
environment and that, my friend,
is our ride.
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So what do you say?
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Sure.
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Uh, the TV is that way.
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The jacuzzi and sauna
are out back.
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We keep extra suits in the
guest room,
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and, uh, kitchen's that way
if you get hungry.
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Sounds like we're going
to get a lot of studying done.
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Reminder, I'm in
complete control here.
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Everyone, my little sister,
Dina.
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She promises to stay
out of the way.
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Nope. This room isn't
gonna do.
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We're gonna need a long
table, proper lighting,
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and high-backed chairs.
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Where's Pacey?
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Hey, check this out.
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Two hundred channels from
all over the world.
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It's a couch potato's dream.
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Look at that!
3 Stooges in Cantonese.
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Why do you insist on undermining
me at every opportunity you get?
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Think of how boring
the alternative is.
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Look, I'm going to need your
help with our attention deficit
host, ok?
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There's no way I can expend
energy rounding up the both of
you.
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Now, come on!
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But I wanna watch TV.
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So, the plan of attack
is simple.
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Using this book, we'll spend 30
minutes on each of the various
sections:
251
00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:13,063
Victorian poetry, Shakespeare,
Dickens, etc.
252
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:17,109
And, by my watch, if we allow
for a few 15 minute breaks,
253
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:20,237
we'll be able to cover the
entire course load by midnight.
254
00:13:20,237 --> 00:13:24,074
That will still give us enough
time to do an hour speed round
and get a good night's sleep.
255
00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:25,138
Sound good?
256
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,039
Uh, anybody wanna order pizza?
257
00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,916
Me.
Absolutely, yeah.
258
00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:36,337
Hey, I got it!
259
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:41,967
Listen, why don't you just think
of this as several of our 15
minutes breaks strung together?
260
00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,784
Got a bottle in here from '84.
It's from Napa.
261
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,265
Fancy.
262
00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:50,726
Well, actually the wine is made
by a married couple
263
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:55,189
who have sort of a mom-and-pop
vineyard thing going.
264
00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:57,044
I was taught to choose
quality over labels.
265
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:04,740
I think we're getting to know
each other minus sexual
overtones.
266
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,179
Well, it is possible.
267
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:12,039
You know, Jen, it bothers me
that you assume the worst about
me.
268
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,708
I don't about you.
269
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:17,919
Well, given our previous
encounters, plus your
reputation,
270
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:19,693
what would you expect
me to assume?
271
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,800
That we're a lot alike.
272
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,637
That reputations aren't worth
the air they're written on,
273
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:31,412
and that the only way to really
get to know someone is by
getting to know them.
274
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,417
Deal.
275
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,944
I don't want to let go
just yet..
276
00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:45,113
Ok, for 200 points,
277
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,157
the most famous of the
romantic poets?
278
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,201
- Pope.
- Wrong. Dawson?
279
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,620
- Shelley?
- Wrong again.
280
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:55,457
"Two beings were drifting,
each one to the other,
281
00:14:55,457 --> 00:15:00,962
no moments, veil-lifting,
or hint from other." Hardy.
282
00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:03,549
Impressive, but wrong-o!
Pacey?
283
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:06,051
"Would you eat them in a box?
284
00:15:06,051 --> 00:15:10,723
Would you eat them with a fox?"
Seuss!
285
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,684
I so hate you right now.
286
00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:15,436
Keats. It was Keats.
287
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,230
Ding, ding! Ok...for an
additional 100 points,
288
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,795
can you give us his most
famous quote?
289
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,277
Ok. Come on.
290
00:15:23,277 --> 00:15:26,551
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty."
291
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,618
Um, he's right. I forgot.
292
00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:33,829
It would seem so.
293
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:37,082
Whoa, maybe we should
hit that hot tub?
294
00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:38,417
What do you think,
chill out a bit?
295
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:40,210
We've been chillin' out
for 2 hours.
296
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,650
What we need to do
now is focus.
297
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,509
Well, then,
what do we have here?
298
00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:50,011
Why did I take you more for the
national geographic type?
299
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,305
You've got to be
kidding me!
300
00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:52,848
"How pure are you?"
301
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:54,475
God, talk about an open
can of worms.
302
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,726
Oh, excellent.
303
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:57,645
No way, no.
We're already behind.
304
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,730
Come on, Lieutenant!
305
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:03,400
I vote for one last bonding
event before I go back to
academic torture.
306
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,505
Why not?
307
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:12,451
Ok, in an effort to keep this
moment of folly under control,
I'm taking charge.
308
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:16,664
There's 100 questions total,
and I only have one test.
309
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:20,250
We'll pass it around and
take turns asking.
310
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:24,901
Write your answers on the paper
and we'll total when finished.
311
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,927
Ok, um, Pacey?
Why don't you start?
312
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:33,430
Alrighty. Question #1:
313
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:36,809
"Have you ever been intimately
aroused by a relative?"
314
00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:39,895
So, it's a southern test, huh?
315
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:43,482
"Have you
ever experimented with bondage?"
316
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:46,109
"Have you ever gotten
cozy in an airplane?"
317
00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:47,736
"..In a public place?"
318
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:49,613
"..In your
parent's bed?"
319
00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:52,533
"Have you ever caught
your parents having sex?"
320
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:56,537
"Have you ever named
your most private of regions?"
321
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,664
Number 69.
Whoa!
322
00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:01,959
"Have you ever
participated in.."
323
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,837
"Have you ever engaged in sexual
activity with a member of the
same sex?"
324
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:06,797
"...with a transvestite?"
325
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:07,944
"...with a 4-legged creature?"
326
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,592
"Have you ever paid for sex?"
327
00:17:10,592 --> 00:17:15,055
Does dinner count?
Question #84:
328
00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:19,079
"Have you ever fantasized about
a friend's significant other?"
329
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,856
Very quiet in the room
all of a sudden.
330
00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:27,150
"Have you ever had an affair
with a friend's significant
other?"
331
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,777
In my fantasy.
332
00:17:28,777 --> 00:17:30,612
Give me this.
333
00:17:30,612 --> 00:17:34,616
"Have you ever had an affair
with a friend's pet?"
334
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:36,785
How come I get all the
animal questions?
335
00:17:36,785 --> 00:17:38,516
Ok, #100:
336
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,125
Um, "Have you ever been in love?
337
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:48,005
If so, how many times? Give
yourself a point of purity for
each time."
338
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:50,737
Ok, let's score 'em up!
339
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,158
Everybody ready?
340
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,526
Not now, Dawson.
341
00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:12,153
I saw the look on your face when
you read that question.
342
00:18:12,153 --> 00:18:13,488
Is this your version of space?
343
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:14,823
You're free to leave anytime.
344
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:16,533
I don't see you making
a rush for the door.
345
00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:18,243
That's because I came
here to study.
346
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,369
I didn't know
you were coming.
347
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,788
Is it so awful that
I'm here?
348
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:23,498
No! Stop putting
words into my mouth.
349
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:25,918
I asked for time, Dawson,
just time.
350
00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:27,732
Please respect that.
351
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:35,052
Issues. Dawson, right?
352
00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:38,388
Dina Wolfe here,
in case you didn't remember.
353
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,850
Dina, do you know where
the coffee is?
354
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,811
Yeah, drip or instant?
355
00:18:43,811 --> 00:18:44,812
Um, drip.
356
00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:46,187
Appropriate.
357
00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:47,648
Tough room.
358
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,275
With me, always.
359
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:55,072
So, care to fill me in on the
details of your little love
affair?
360
00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:58,700
I'd rather not discuss it,
actually, thanks.
361
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,537
You're right, Dawson.
Why talk?
362
00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:06,020
People like you and me, we can
say everything with a look.
363
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:18,720
And the totals are as follows,
Chris clocked in with the least
pure score of 66%,
364
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,890
Jen is a close second with 69%,
365
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:26,186
Joey and Dawson bring us up the
scale with a matching level of
85%,
366
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:30,107
and I round us up with a 92.
367
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:33,151
Wait a minute...
We're missing one here.
368
00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,320
It's right here.
Oh, why didn't you turn it in?
369
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,157
Didn't really want to.
Hand it over.
370
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:39,741
You dog!
371
00:19:39,741 --> 00:19:42,911
This wouldn't have anything
to do with question #16.
372
00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,038
Sixteen? I don't get it.
373
00:19:44,038 --> 00:19:45,706
Yeah, we blew right past it,
374
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,499
but I think we should read
it again aloud.
375
00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:48,834
What do you say, Pace?
376
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,669
Chris, stop it.
Come on. I'm dying to know.
377
00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:52,046
What'd you put for 16, Witter?
378
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,756
Let's just put an old rumor
to rest right now.
379
00:19:54,756 --> 00:19:57,676
Is there anything redeeming
about you other than your house?
380
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:59,511
Ouch.
381
00:19:59,511 --> 00:20:02,347
Ok, will someone please tell
me what you guys are talking
about?
382
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:04,474
Ok, I'll look it up myself.
383
00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:10,522
Um, 16: "Have you ever had sex
with someone... twice your age?"
384
00:20:10,522 --> 00:20:13,274
Huh? It's a joke, right?
385
00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:15,360
Well, it's true after all.
386
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,779
Witter laid the pipe with
Miss Jacobs.
387
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:21,012
I don't know whether to
congratulate you or fall off my
chair.
388
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,787
Miss Jacobs... the teacher
who left Capeside?
389
00:20:25,787 --> 00:20:31,209
Pacey... you said that you
were embarrassingly pure.
390
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,399
Those were your words, right?
391
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,075
Chris, do you know where
they may have gone?
392
00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:05,994
I'm telling you, they're out
there screwing around by now.
393
00:21:05,994 --> 00:21:08,350
Everyone knows makeup sex
is the best kind.
394
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,750
I wouldn't know.
395
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,293
Don't worry, bud.
396
00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:14,920
The way you and Joey
are going at it,
397
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,110
there's bound to be some
serious make-up sex in your
future.
398
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,447
So...
399
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,138
So?
400
00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:27,266
How am I doing?
With?
401
00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,935
The lovely Jen Lindley.
You guys used to date.
402
00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:33,521
You know how she thinks.
She likes me, huh?
403
00:21:33,521 --> 00:21:38,068
Well, you never have had much
trouble attracting the opposite
sex, Chris.
404
00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:41,071
Yeah, but, uh, Jen's different.
405
00:21:41,071 --> 00:21:44,950
She's, uh, too with it.
406
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:48,078
Closing the deal requires a
completely different strategy.
407
00:21:48,078 --> 00:21:49,370
You mean sleeping with her.
408
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,290
No, I mean a heavy game of Uno.
409
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,499
It's not going to happen.
410
00:21:52,499 --> 00:21:54,438
We'll see.
411
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,838
You know, Chris,
412
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:01,591
Jen is in this really weird
vulnerable state right now.
413
00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:03,322
Don't take advantage of that.
414
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:06,513
Relax.
415
00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:08,473
We won't do anything she's
not looking forward to.
416
00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:09,975
We'll see.
417
00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:12,414
Ah, if it's proof you need,
418
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,191
you see that light up there
in the guest house?
419
00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:20,027
When that light's off,
420
00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:25,615
that means I'm inside
with Jen...
421
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:30,912
...lowering both our purity
levels, and you?
422
00:22:30,912 --> 00:22:35,313
You'll be out here alone.
423
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,069
Let me know if you need
to borrow a swimsuit.
424
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,427
God, I can't believe this place.
425
00:22:46,427 --> 00:22:50,140
They've got brand-new swimsuits
just for visitors.
426
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,475
Nice digs.
427
00:22:52,475 --> 00:22:55,687
What's the matter, Jo? You're
not gonna give in to a little
hot tub temptation?
428
00:22:55,687 --> 00:22:57,210
I'm just gonna
study, thanks.
429
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:05,280
You know, I really am sorry
about you and Dawson,
430
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,781
and I know that you may
not believe it.
431
00:23:06,781 --> 00:23:07,970
You know, you're right!
I don't!
432
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,452
Thanks, Joey.
433
00:23:11,452 --> 00:23:14,789
Thanks for making our
conversation just as delightful
as ever.
434
00:23:14,789 --> 00:23:16,208
Anytime.
435
00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,835
You know, I used to think that
it was our mutual feelings
436
00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:20,545
for Dawson that kept us apart.
437
00:23:20,545 --> 00:23:23,443
I never really considered the
fact that maybe you were just a
bitch.
438
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:35,685
Look. Jen, I didn't
mean to be so harsh.
439
00:23:35,685 --> 00:23:39,898
God, I am so sick of
talking all the time.
440
00:23:39,898 --> 00:23:43,610
I just want to follow my feelings
and not think and discuss it.
441
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,466
We run it into the
ground and...
442
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:59,437
Don't you just want to have
something left to just
experience?
443
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,660
As much as anyone.
444
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,927
I was beginning to think you
walked all the way home.
445
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,849
Why didn't you
tell me about her?
446
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,876
It never came up.
447
00:24:41,876 --> 00:24:44,503
No good, Pacey.
It did, and you lied.
448
00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:46,423
Come on, Andie,
what was I supposed to say?
449
00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:49,092
Ok, well how about for starters,
450
00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:53,263
"Oh, before you fall for me,
Andie, I slept with my teacher."
451
00:24:53,263 --> 00:24:54,764
Oh, right,
there's an easy sentence.
452
00:24:54,764 --> 00:24:57,455
It's not a joke, ok?
It's serious.
453
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:03,231
And despite your braggart
tendencies, Pacey,
454
00:25:03,231 --> 00:25:05,879
it's not exactly an
admirable event.
455
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,947
That's not fair, Andie.
456
00:25:10,947 --> 00:25:13,532
You're judging me, and you don't
even know the circumstances.
457
00:25:13,532 --> 00:25:17,183
Besides, I slept with her,
not you.
458
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,188
Why would you do it, Pacey?
Why?
459
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:25,837
Sex.
460
00:25:25,837 --> 00:25:28,173
Oh, so there were no
feelings involved.
461
00:25:28,173 --> 00:25:30,925
Of course there were feelings
involved. You asked why.
462
00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:33,531
Ok, I take it back.
I don't want to know anymore.
463
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,892
You're not like that.
464
00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:40,227
Of course I'm like that!
465
00:25:40,227 --> 00:25:43,438
I'm a sexual creature, Andie,
and so are you.
466
00:25:43,438 --> 00:25:45,190
Why do you think we
talk about it so much?
467
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:46,691
Why do you think we
joke about it?
468
00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:48,318
Why do you think we
give each other tests
469
00:25:48,318 --> 00:25:49,319
to see how pure we are?
470
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:50,445
No, no, no!
That's different.
471
00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:52,155
That's completely innocent.
472
00:25:52,155 --> 00:25:53,448
No, it's not!
473
00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:56,159
The test was about sex,
and sex is never innocent!
474
00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:58,328
It's intense, it's passionate,
475
00:25:58,328 --> 00:26:00,205
and sometimes it can be
life-altering,
476
00:26:00,205 --> 00:26:01,727
but it's never innocent, Andie,
477
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:10,631
and I'm really sorry if this
changes the way that you feel
about me,
478
00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:12,112
but I can't change that.
479
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:16,137
And if things are going to
continue between us,
480
00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:18,452
I think you're just gonna
have to accept that.
481
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,846
Yo Jen! Hot tub's ready.
482
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,682
Be right down.
483
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,875
Jen, hey!
Dawson, what?
You're not going in?
484
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:48,836
No, um, can I talk
to you for a second?
485
00:26:48,836 --> 00:26:50,629
Yeah...
486
00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:53,611
I'm worried Chris doesn't
exactly have the best of
intentions here.
487
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,262
Tell me something
I don't know.
488
00:26:57,262 --> 00:26:59,159
You're aware that his goal is
to sleep with you tonight?
489
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,727
He's a guy. He's 16 and
he...
490
00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:06,187
...seems to find me attractive,
491
00:27:06,187 --> 00:27:09,441
so yes, I would assume he's
got some sort of agenda.
492
00:27:09,441 --> 00:27:10,879
And you're ok with that?
493
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,988
Just because he has some
sort of master plan
494
00:27:14,988 --> 00:27:16,697
doesn't mean that I've
got to go along with it.
495
00:27:16,697 --> 00:27:18,492
Ok...
496
00:27:18,492 --> 00:27:20,994
For that matter, why do you
assume I don't have a plan
of my own?
497
00:27:20,994 --> 00:27:23,413
No-- uh, I just--
498
00:27:23,413 --> 00:27:25,727
Psst! Gorgeous!
499
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,252
What? Do you hide in the vents?
500
00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:30,837
So you dated both of them, huh?
501
00:27:30,837 --> 00:27:33,381
You certainly do your research.
502
00:27:33,381 --> 00:27:35,674
Which one's the one?
503
00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:39,471
On your test, you put
you'd been in love once.
504
00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:40,930
I'm dying to know.
505
00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:43,641
Is it Cameron Diaz
or Julia Roberts?
506
00:27:43,641 --> 00:27:47,312
How did you...
It's called an answer sheet.
507
00:27:47,312 --> 00:27:49,230
It's called... here!
508
00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,482
Give me that.
509
00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:53,109
Wait.
Not so fast!
510
00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:55,757
I have one you want
much more.
511
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,865
Joey's?
512
00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:02,327
She puts a little
smiley face in her o's.
513
00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:03,702
Kind of makes me
want to puke.
514
00:28:03,702 --> 00:28:05,246
Let me see it.
515
00:28:05,246 --> 00:28:07,957
Not so fast,
this toll has a fee.
516
00:28:07,957 --> 00:28:09,771
Ok. What?
517
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,631
You've got to be kidding me.
518
00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:16,570
That's not gonna happen.
519
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:24,015
I think you'll find her last
answer rather interesting.
520
00:28:24,015 --> 00:28:27,018
Seems while you've only
been in love once,
521
00:28:27,018 --> 00:28:28,645
according to you-know-who's
answer sheet,
522
00:28:28,645 --> 00:28:31,709
she's been in love... twice.
523
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:41,199
All right, that's
enough. It's time to study.
524
00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:45,662
No, no. Relax.
We're in a hot tub.
525
00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:47,205
Studying's not permitted.
526
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:51,313
Really? Then, what is?
This.
527
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:03,867
And... what if I don't
want to mess around?
528
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:06,912
Then we won't.
529
00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:14,357
Jen, I'm not a bad guy.
I just want to have fun.
530
00:29:14,357 --> 00:29:17,110
Well, then tell me,
531
00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:21,635
Christopher Robin,
what is your idea of fun?
532
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,554
This.
533
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:36,858
So, Jen...
Are we on the same page?
534
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,777
Same page.
535
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,075
Is she ok?
Yeah. She'll be fine.
536
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:08,307
She just wants to be alone
right now, you know?
537
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,101
Why didn't you just write "no"?
538
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,731
I didn't want to lie to her.
539
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:19,568
I mean, I don't know.
What would you have done?
540
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,071
I'd like to think I would
have been honest.
541
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,347
I don't know. It's...
542
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,244
...I seem to have trouble saying
a lot of things lately.
543
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,793
You know what?
What?
544
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,545
Try harder.
545
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:56,250
Look, no more rounds tonight,
Dawson. I am so tired.
546
00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:57,981
I'm actually trying to get
5 minutes of studying in.
547
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,466
Jo, I thought what we had
was special.
548
00:31:03,466 --> 00:31:07,886
Look, I'm serious. I don't want
to talk about anything but this.
549
00:31:07,886 --> 00:31:09,702
You wrote that you have
been in love twice.
550
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,976
You looked at my test?!
551
00:31:13,976 --> 00:31:16,479
No, I've learned my lesson about
invading your privacy.
552
00:31:16,479 --> 00:31:18,939
Chris's sister was kind enough
to impart that information.
553
00:31:18,939 --> 00:31:22,026
Joey, you said that
I was your world.
554
00:31:22,026 --> 00:31:23,277
When did you have time
for guy #2?
555
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:25,112
I don't believe you're
shallow enough
556
00:31:25,112 --> 00:31:26,740
to fall in love with Jack
after one kiss.
557
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,199
Look, stop it!
I don't understand!
558
00:31:28,199 --> 00:31:29,701
Look, I don't know, ok?!
559
00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:31,494
Why can't we go back
to the way things were?
560
00:31:31,494 --> 00:31:32,995
Why can't we
just be friends, Dawson?
561
00:31:32,995 --> 00:31:34,622
That's really what you want?
Yes!
562
00:31:34,622 --> 00:31:36,499
After all we've been
through, just friends?
563
00:31:36,499 --> 00:31:38,000
Yeah.
564
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,211
If you don't understand
why that can't happen,
565
00:31:40,211 --> 00:31:43,943
if you don't get that,
you don't get me!
566
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,956
Very emotional.
Oscar nominating. Really.
567
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,710
Go away.
568
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:05,069
Dawson, you aren't crying,
are you?
569
00:32:05,069 --> 00:32:06,945
You wanted a kiss.
Is that what you want?
570
00:32:06,945 --> 00:32:09,323
Are you prepared for everything
that comes with that kiss?
571
00:32:09,323 --> 00:32:11,367
'Cause it doesn't just end
with a fade out.
572
00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:13,494
There are repercussions.
Hearts get broken.
573
00:32:13,494 --> 00:32:14,871
Friendships get ruined.
574
00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:17,081
Your entire life could
fall apart because of one kiss.
575
00:32:17,081 --> 00:32:18,958
That's what you have to look
forward to.
576
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,314
Do yourself a big favor...
Don't rush it.
577
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,884
Knock, knock.
578
00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:10,988
What do you want?
579
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,119
To hang out with the only sane
individual here.
580
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,998
He's so mean.
581
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,565
All boys are.
582
00:33:24,565 --> 00:33:27,986
It's their easiest way
of expressing themselves.
583
00:33:27,986 --> 00:33:32,198
After tonight, I'm avoiding
growing up at all costs.
584
00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:35,013
Sounds good. Let me know
if you have any luck.
585
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,373
Aren't you supposed to be
arguing the other side?
586
00:33:40,373 --> 00:33:43,125
Convincing me that
growing up can be
587
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:45,628
such a beautiful experience
if I just let it?
588
00:33:45,628 --> 00:33:47,672
I see.
589
00:33:47,672 --> 00:33:50,362
You want the "I'm older than
you, so here's how it works"
speech?
590
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,888
How's this?
Growing up sucks.
591
00:33:54,888 --> 00:33:56,556
Not all kisses are magic,
592
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:59,788
and most boys do not live up
to your expectations,
593
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:09,109
but there are those times when
everything, I mean love,
594
00:34:09,109 --> 00:34:11,612
romance, relationships,
595
00:34:11,612 --> 00:34:16,054
it all falls together perfectly
and it's incredible.
596
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:22,582
It's those moments, no matter
how depressingly few and far
between,
597
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,103
that make growing up worth it.
598
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,941
You'll be ok.
599
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,983
Oh, my god!
Tell me it is not 6 am.
600
00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:31,525
-It's 6
-am.
601
00:35:31,525 --> 00:35:34,112
Wake up, wake up!
602
00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:37,698
Pacey, the test is in 4 hours.
603
00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:40,076
Oh my god! I must have been
studying and I passed out.
604
00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:42,536
Hey, relax. Where's the binder?
605
00:35:42,536 --> 00:35:43,913
Binder's on the porch,
I'll get it.
606
00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:45,456
We don't have any time!
607
00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:47,125
What's happening?
Where is everyone?
608
00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:49,585
Everyone is totally asleep,
totally unstudied,
609
00:35:49,585 --> 00:35:52,150
totally unprepared,
and totally screwed!
610
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,765
Morning.
611
00:36:02,765 --> 00:36:04,600
Hey.
612
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,958
They're getting up.
We should get down there.
613
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,094
Thank you.
614
00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,202
For?
615
00:36:23,202 --> 00:36:24,683
For a very fun night.
616
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,958
Hang on a sec, I'll get
dressed and come down with you.
617
00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:31,272
No, no. That's cool.
Just, take your time.
618
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:33,817
I'll meet you
down there.
619
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,637
Alright, everybody, listen up!
620
00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:43,681
We got exactly four
concentrated hours
621
00:36:43,681 --> 00:36:47,018
in which to study for the
deadliest exam of our young
adult lives.
622
00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:51,313
Now, going off an abbreviated
version of Andie's lesson plan,
623
00:36:51,313 --> 00:36:55,234
I plan on constructing a 3 hour
and 45 minute lesson plan,
624
00:36:55,234 --> 00:36:58,487
which, if executed properly,
will cover everything.
625
00:36:58,487 --> 00:37:00,031
You following me?
626
00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:05,285
Pacey, this test is way too...
Shh! Listen, don't worry.
627
00:37:05,285 --> 00:37:08,455
Boys and girls, you happen to be
in the hands of a professional
crammer.
628
00:37:08,455 --> 00:37:09,957
Let's start with Beowulf.
629
00:37:09,957 --> 00:37:11,918
How many monsters did he
have to fight and name one.
630
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:13,669
Three.
Grendel.
631
00:37:13,669 --> 00:37:17,256
Good, now on to the hard stuff.
632
00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:19,592
Which one of the Bronte
sisters wrote Wuthering Heights?
633
00:37:19,592 --> 00:37:21,177
Emily.
Charlotte.
634
00:37:21,177 --> 00:37:22,845
It was Emily.
Charlotte!
635
00:37:22,845 --> 00:37:24,097
Charlotte wrote Jane Eyre.
636
00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:26,182
Then what did Emily write?
Wuthering Heights.
637
00:37:26,182 --> 00:37:28,559
"To be or not to be.
That is the question."
638
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:31,020
"Whether it is nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings..."
639
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:32,855
Name the little people in
Gulliver's Travels.
640
00:37:32,855 --> 00:37:34,314
Lilliputians.
641
00:37:34,314 --> 00:37:36,692
The big bad scary people.
Brob...
642
00:37:36,692 --> 00:37:40,529
Brob... brob...
Bromd... brom..
643
00:37:40,529 --> 00:37:42,406
D-Ding?
644
00:37:42,406 --> 00:37:44,575
"Arms against a sea
of troubles."
645
00:37:44,575 --> 00:37:46,786
To sleep..
646
00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:49,538
Name three occupations of
travelers in the canterbury
tales.
647
00:37:49,538 --> 00:37:51,331
Knight!
Summoner!
648
00:37:51,331 --> 00:37:55,211
Come on! Come on!
Did we say knight?
649
00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:58,172
"And by a sleep to say we end."
650
00:37:58,172 --> 00:38:01,300
"To die, to sleep, to
sleep perchance to dream."
651
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,426
I'll buy it.
652
00:38:02,426 --> 00:38:04,511
Bromdaming!
653
00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:06,806
Brobdingnagians.
654
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:09,809
Congratulations, guys,
we're done,
655
00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,664
but I got one last
group activity.
656
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,679
Hey.
657
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:49,515
Wow. You really took
control in there.
658
00:38:49,515 --> 00:38:51,475
You have an interesting way
of doing that.
659
00:38:51,475 --> 00:38:53,560
Yeah, well, I perform well
under pressure.
660
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,479
I want to explain
something to you.
661
00:38:55,479 --> 00:38:57,315
You really don't have
to talk about this, Andie.
662
00:38:57,315 --> 00:38:58,816
I do, Pacey.
663
00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:02,195
I mean, I'm the queen of
keeping dirty secrets.
664
00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:06,406
So I understand why you didn't
jump forward with the
information.
665
00:39:06,406 --> 00:39:08,909
I think I was just more
shocked by the idea
666
00:39:08,909 --> 00:39:15,082
that you have so much
experience and I, um...
667
00:39:15,082 --> 00:39:18,252
Will.
668
00:39:18,252 --> 00:39:20,880
You're such a jerk!
A slacker jerk.
669
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:26,969
A champion slacker jerk.
And what does that make you?
670
00:39:26,969 --> 00:39:29,055
I don't know, Pacey.
You tell me.
671
00:39:29,055 --> 00:39:30,409
I dare you.
672
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:37,396
You, Andie McPhee, are the girl
that I love to hate.
673
00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,418
I love to hate you, too.
674
00:39:50,659 --> 00:39:51,681
Not forgiven.
It's a no?
675
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,436
Hey.
676
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:02,567
Hey.
Can we talk?
677
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,241
Sure.
678
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,433
Do me a favor and don't say
anything, ok?
679
00:40:14,433 --> 00:40:17,353
Every time we speak,
I always screw this up.
680
00:40:17,353 --> 00:40:18,499
Just please listen.
681
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:22,691
Ok?
682
00:40:22,691 --> 00:40:26,070
All I've been thinking about
lately is how much I want to
take back our first kiss.
683
00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:29,907
How much I would pay to just let
you climb through that window.
684
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:33,535
I mean, who knows what
would have happened?
685
00:40:33,535 --> 00:40:35,246
Maybe we'd still
be best friends.
686
00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:36,997
Maybe you'd even still
have a thing for me.
687
00:40:36,997 --> 00:40:40,772
I just know that I
wouldn't be hurting like this.
688
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,902
But then I think about...
689
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,177
...everything that kiss
brought into my life.
690
00:40:50,177 --> 00:40:54,056
What it was like to look at you
and know not just what you were
thinking,
691
00:40:54,056 --> 00:40:57,247
but also what you were feeling
because I was feeling the same
thing,
692
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,167
and then it's worth it.
693
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,651
It's worth all the pain
that I'm going through.
694
00:41:05,651 --> 00:41:09,259
I want to regret kissing you,
Joey, but I can't.
695
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,179
It was the smartest decision
I ever made.
696
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:20,374
Dawson, the two times I
fell in love,
697
00:41:20,374 --> 00:41:25,608
on the test,
they were both you.
698
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:31,177
I mean, the first time
I fell was for my friend,
699
00:41:31,177 --> 00:41:33,595
the Dawson I grew up with,
the boy across the creek,
700
00:41:33,595 --> 00:41:36,849
and the second time
was after we kissed.
701
00:41:36,849 --> 00:41:40,060
I mean, you became this
whole new person to me and...
702
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:43,439
I fell in love all over again.
703
00:41:43,439 --> 00:41:45,858
I mean, just because
we're not together anymore
704
00:41:45,858 --> 00:41:47,776
does not change
my feelings for you, Dawson.
705
00:41:47,776 --> 00:41:50,633
It's me I'm unsure of.
706
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,721
Joey, I'm going to give
you that space.
707
00:41:57,474 --> 00:42:03,501
No hostility, no underhanded
comments, just space.
708
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:05,815
But that doesn't change the
way I feel about you.
709
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,735
Nothing can change that.
710
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,735
Come on, Dawson!
Let's go!
711
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:12,403
"Dear class, sometimes
preparation teaches you more
than the exam itself therefore,
712
00:43:12,403 --> 00:43:15,030
you have more of it.
713
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:17,366
My illness has claimed me for
another day. Test rescheduled."
714
00:43:19,993 --> 00:43:22,579
Well, looks like we crammed
all night for nothing.
715
00:43:22,579 --> 00:43:24,581
Now what are we supposed to do?
716
00:43:24,581 --> 00:43:26,459
Go to our other classes,
I guess.
717
00:43:26,459 --> 00:43:29,420
Actually, no.
I got one last group activity.
718
00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:30,816
Follow me.