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Previously on Dawson's Creek
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I'm forming a new student
disciplinary committee,
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and I want you to
be in charge of it.
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I could do that.
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I mean, I would be
honored to do that.
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Andie...
- You're punishing me.
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I slept with another
guy six months ago.
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Pacey, please don't
break up with me.
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Andie, I'm sorry.
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Things can be different,
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and they can be better.
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We can't do this.
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Put your shirt back on.
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Joey, hey.
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Dawson, please tell me
you guys have The Crucible.
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Belinda checked it out
about an hour ago.
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Oh, no.
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Well, serves me right,
I guess, for being that girl.
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What girl?
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The girl who rents the movie
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the night before
an all-important paper is due
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because her debilitating
attention deficit disorder
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has gotten in the way of
her actually reading the book.
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Since when are you
that girl?
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Well, between
taking care of
baby Alexander
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and getting the B&B
up and running,
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I...I haven't had
a whole lot of time
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for that pesky endeavor
known as schoolwork.
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B&B? I thought you
worked at the Marina?
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What happened?
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That's a long and
exceedingly soapy
story, Dawson.
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Ok.
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So, what's up with you?
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Has Eve helped you
add any more crimes
and misdemeanors
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to your record?
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Eve left town, actually.
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Well...
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Thanks a lot, Dawson.
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I guess I'll see you
around school.
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All right.
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I'll be the one
cloaked in failure.
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Hold on.
You know what, Joey?
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What if I told you
you didn't have to
do the paper?
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I'm listening.
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All right.
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After we got
the assignment,
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I went up to green,
and I said,
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"Look, do you really
want the standard
5-pages of footnotes
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"and cribbed
encyclopedia
passages
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chronicling
the Salem witch
trial, or--"
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let me guess.
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You sold him on the idea
of making a movie instead?
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Classic Dawson Leery.
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Here's the best part.
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Jen and Pacey are
also excused from
doing the paper,
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as long as they lend me
a hand tomorrow.
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I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.
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I would've invited you.
It just--
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Forget about it.
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So what's it about,
your movie?
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Well, um, since we're
reading The Crucible,
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we're studying
the Salem witch trials,
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I figured why not
do a documentary
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based on something
that happened right
in your own backyard?
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Witch Island.
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So, basically,
you're ripping off
The Blair Witch Project.
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I am insulted.
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I am making
a real documentary.
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I want to try to use
the myth of Witch Island
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to tell a larger story
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about hypocrisy
and religious persecution.
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So...are you in?
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Well, you know...
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If I blow off
the paper,
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then I'll probably
fail the class,
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and if I fail the class,
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well, that could be the
beginning of a long and
tragic downward spiral
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that dooms me to wait
the tables of Capeside's
greasy spoons
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for eternity, so...
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Count me in.
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In the year 1692,
13 young women--
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well, teenaged girls,
really--
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were banished
to a small island off
the New England coast
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because they were suspected
of practicing witchcraft.
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One night a year later,
a fire raged out of control,
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killing them all.
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Hands down,
best high school
make-out place ever.
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I think that's where
your father and I made love
for the first time.
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God, Mom.
Honey, are you ok?
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I gotta say, Blair Witch
didn't do it for me.
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I wasn't remotely scared,
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that girl was irritating
beyond measure,
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and I had to run
to the snack bar
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in dire need of Dramamine.
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I was scared.
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That's no surprise
there, Potter.
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After all, you are
quite the skittish kitten.
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I thought Blair Witch
was groundbreaking.
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Hollywood laid to waste
by a couple guys with
a camcorder.
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How cool is that?
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Frankly, I think my father
makes scarier movies with
his home video camera.
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You guys want scary?
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Check out the Witter family
Christmas project.
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Guaranteed to make
your teeth chatter.
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Before we're off
to see the witch,
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I'd like to opine that
there are no such thing
as witches.
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Here we go.
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I say "witch" is just
a buzz word for a girl
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who happened to follow
her completely healthy,
totally natural urges
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and explore
her sexuality.
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But see,
you can't do that
in the swingin' 1690s
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without getting
the good townsfolk
all up in arms.
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So what do
these puritanical
impotent creeps do?
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Instead of reaching
for the Viagra,
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they brand these girls
as witches.
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They send them off to
some godforsaken island
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to die a horrible,
solitary death.
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Well, lucky for you,
Jen.
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I mean,
we live in a world
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where you can follow
your natural urges
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without
fear of persecution.
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You're right.
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I would've been so burned
at the stake by now.
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Ok. I think
it's time to set up
for some interviews.
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Um, Joey, like
to lend me a hand?
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Sure.
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You guys rustle up
some interviewees.
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Ja wohl, herr director.
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Have fun, kids!
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Doesn't that just
warm your heart?
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Kevin and Winnie
taking those first
tentative steps
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back to
the wonder years.
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Actually, it just makes me
really glad that you and I
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had the forethought
never to hook up.
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Amen, Sister Christian.
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Why is that,
do you think?
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Well, if you look at
the clinical research,
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you'll find that
the smart-ass sidekick,
he never gets the girl.
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Ohh.
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The real reason
there was never
a you and me, Lindley,
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is because you and me--
we don't need anything
from each other.
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I'm sorry.
I left my decoder ring
back in the cereal box.
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You see,
you, as the girl
whose wanton ways
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had her banished
to the boonies,
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you needed the affection
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of the unblemished
small town pure-heart
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to validate you in your
oh, so vulnerable time,
right?
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Me, as the perennial
black sheep of
the Witter brood,
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I guess I just needed
the love and affection
of a woman
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whose drive and devotion
so shamed me to the core
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that it would force me
to get in touch with,
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I don't know.
Shall we call it
my inner achiever?
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But you and me,
we're different.
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We're on
a level playing field.
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God, I thought that Dawson
was good at deconstruction.
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Ah, Principal Green!
Do you have a moment?
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Now is not the best time.
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I just wanna let you
know that I take
my appointment
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to the head of
the disciplinary
committee
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with the utmost
seriousness,
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and I am determined
not to lose your trust.
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That's an earnest attitude.
Now, if you'll excuse me--
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I just wanna let you know
that the last few weeks
have been tumultuous,
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to say the least,
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but I'm pleased
to report that I have
my priorities in order.
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Good. I'm glad
to hear that.
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I'd like to
run by a few ideas,
if that's all right.
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Come on.
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Excellent!
Ok, I've read
the rules of conduct
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prepared by
the board of
education...
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I can't tell you how much
I miss this, Joey.
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Me, too.
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You know, I...
I feel lucky.
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So do I.
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Like I've been able
to recapture
a feeling that I lost
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somewhere along the way.
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I know what you mean.
It's like--
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I mean, granted, it's only
for a school project,
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but it feels good to be
making movies again.
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Ahh...
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I thought you were
talking about us.
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Silly me.
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Well, that--that, too.
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Obviously.
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I mean, you know, I...
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I miss that whole
"Let's make a movie" bug
thing we had
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before things got
so terminally angsty,
but it's...
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I'm really glad
we're friends again.
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Friends.
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Right.
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300 years ago, harlots who
were practicing witchcraft
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were banished
to that island.
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And what happened there
is proof-positive
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that the good lord
doesn't take lightly
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to those who dabble
in the black arts.
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One time in high school,
this kid disappeared
there.
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He was a big stoner,
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one of those guys that
has Led Zeppelin IV
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playing in his head
at all times.
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So everybody said
he probably got wasted
and drowned.
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I don't know.
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Some people say
the witches got him.
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Yeah, well, kids just
mysteriously disappear there
over the years,
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and they say it's
the witches or whatever.
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But I think the CIA or the NSA
had something to do with it.
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It's just like our government
to come up with some occult
back story
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to cover up
their malfeasance.
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Nobody brought snacks?
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No.
Come on, guys!
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What is a field trip
without the snacks?
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Nobody brought
the Doritos,
the ho-hos?
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My kingdom for a coke
wrapped in tin foil.
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It's the, uh,
Dawson Leery party,
right?
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Present and accounted for.
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Mind if I ask you
a couple questions?
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I'm making a movie.
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Only if you
return the favor.
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All right?
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So, uh...
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What's your movie
about?
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I'm making a documentary
about Witch Island.
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What's your movie about?
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I'm making a documentary
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about all the people
making a documentary
about Witch Island.
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Ever since
Blair Witch hit,
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every geek
with a camcorder
and a dream's
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been out here,
so with a little luck,
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this baby will get me on
the festival circuit,
right?
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Yeah. What can you tell me
about Witch Island?
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You know, you kids think
it's all spooky fun
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and kitschy cool
and all that,
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but just don't get so
caught up in your little
Scooby-doo adventure
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that you get stuck
out there past dark.
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Oh, come on.
We don't scare that easy.
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She calling me a liar.
You calling me a liar?
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Is that what
you're saying, huh?
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Girls died out there.
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You don't think they're
a little ticked off
about what happened
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all those years ago?
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You think they're above
taking their anger out
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on an errant
teenybopper or two
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every once in
a full moon, huh?
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These girls, sometimes they
just can't control their
natural urges, you know?
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All right, all aboard.
Let's go.
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Hey, gang.
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Welcome to Witch Island.
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I'm Wendy Dalrymple of the
Capeside historical society,
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and I'm here to answer
any questions that you
may have about Witch Island,
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which, I'm ashamed to say,
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represents
a particularly
dark period
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of our nation's
history.
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Good god.
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You wouldn't happen to have
a snack bar or anything
over here, would ya?
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'Cause I'm famished.
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And Cameron over there
decided to cancel
the 7-Eleven run
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before we got on
the boat.
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You will find
some refreshments at our
gift shop, young man,
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along with a lovely
selection of our
witch-themed souvenirs.
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Oh! I like souvenirs.
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Making a little movie,
are we?
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He's ripping off
the Blair Witch
project.
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Seen it.
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Come with me.
I'll take you
to the cemetery.
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Goes over real well with
you filmmaker types.
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It's got a lot
of atmosphere.
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Hey, Joey, you realize
Blair Witch was fake, right?
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Whereas my documentary
is real.
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Pacey, check this out.
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"Has that wicked crush
got you down?
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"Do you stare at him for hours
without getting so much
as a glance in return?
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"Do you ever call
and hang up,
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"rifle through his garbage?
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"Has the thought of
disfiguring his girlfriend
ever crossed your mind?
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"Stalk no more, ladies.
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"This handy-dandy
incantation
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"will turn the object of
all your sugary affections
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into a lovesick puppy dog."
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Dream on, Lindley.
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What, you don't think
it'll work?
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Well, not to be
a naysayer...
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No, actually,
to be a naysayer,
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my belief in the
power of spells is
somewhere up there
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with my belief
in the validity
of sea monkeys.
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I'm gonna try it.
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Really? On whom?
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You.
Me?
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Who better?
You're not attracted to me
in the slightest.
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Not in the least.
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Ouch.
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No, no, no.
I didn't mean it
like that.
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You are certainly
quite the little
uber-Vixen,
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and I am nothing
if not fond of you,
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but you're just
not my type.
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Right back at you, man.
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I'm brooding and comely.
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I'm sure that you score
way high on some girl's
cute-o-meter, Pace,
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just not mine.
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I'm a better catch than
Ty the Bible beater
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or that skirt-chasing
neanderthal Chris Wolfe.
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This coming from a guy
whose past two relationships
have ended
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with the girl
either leaving town
to avoid prosecution
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or cool out in crazy camp
for the summer.
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Ouch.
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There are only 12.
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What?
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There were 13 witches,
Dawson.
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13 girls were sent here,
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and there are only
12 graves.
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Smart girl.
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Nobody ever
picks up on that.
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Her name was
Mary Waldeck.
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What happened to her?
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Her body was never found.
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No one knows for sure
what happened,
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but there are 2 distinct
schools of thought.
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For those that like
a good ghost story,
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well, they believe that
she really was a witch
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and she haunts the island
to this day.
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But for those romantics
out there,
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they believe that her lover
came and took her away
from this awful place.
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00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,427
Her lover?
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Yeah.
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00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,931
I'll give you
the cliff notes.
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Mary was an orphan.
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She was taken in by a family
called the Bennetts
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and raised alongside
their own son William.
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William and Mary
got along famously,
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so much so, in fact,
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00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,568
that in time,
they fell in love.
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Uh-oh.
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One night, Mary and William
were found in bed together.
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This did not go over well
with the God-fearing Bennetts.
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And in the blink of an eye,
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00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,831
Mary was no longer
their daughter.
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She was a witch.
336
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,587
That's horrible.
337
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,215
Can you imagine what this
poor girl had to go through?
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This is a young girl
no older than you.
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Put on trial, banished
to some godforsaken island
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for crimes that she
didn't even understand,
much less commit.
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00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:54,310
She was separated from
the love of her life.
342
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:59,065
I think that that's
what makes this island
such a charged place.
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00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:05,320
'Cause if you've ever
loved somebody that
you couldn't be with,
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you can feel it in the air:
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Sadness, longing,
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00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,329
the uncertainty.
347
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,084
You taking this down,
Dawson?
348
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,586
What do you mean?
349
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Soul mates torn apart
by circumstances
beyond their control,
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doomed to wonder
what might have been?
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00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,599
There's your movie.
352
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,312
What about the fire?
Where did that happen?
353
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,023
Through the woods
at the church.
354
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,566
Can you take us there?
I'd love to get some footage.
355
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,985
No.
356
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,529
I never, ever
go into the woods.
357
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,325
And if you kids are smart,
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00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,076
you won't, either.
359
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,579
But if you do decide to go,
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00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,957
we have some maps
in the gift shop.
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00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,293
"With lights low
and feet on the floor,
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00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,880
"chant these words
to make him yours:
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"Dar sabboleth...
364
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"Demotivka...
365
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,470
Demotivka, rhinotchka,
bleeth."
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00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,523
Your turn.
367
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,441
Excuse me?
368
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,944
I'm sorry.
It sounded
like you said
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00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,906
something about
me consuming that
god-awful muck.
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00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,992
Says right here that both myself
and the object of my affection
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00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,120
must ingest of the potion
in order for the spell to work.
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00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,497
No, no, no, no.
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00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,208
Please?
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00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,959
Pretty, pretty,
pretty please?
375
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,171
You don't have to swallow
the branches, I promise.
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00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,759
Fine.
377
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,178
But, Lindley...
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00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,430
Payback is gonna
be a bitch.
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00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,895
How do you feel?
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00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,646
Less than fresh.
381
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,481
What is going on in here?
382
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,068
Just a couple of crazy kids
practicing a little bit
of black magic.
383
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,611
Yeah.
384
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:12,031
You shouldn't mess with things
that you don't understand.
385
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,955
Here. This will take you
through the woods
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00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,164
and to the church.
387
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,624
And, oh, yeah,
don't get lost
388
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,877
because it's very dark,
it's very dangerous,
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00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,130
and there is an excellent chance
that you will never be seen
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00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,464
or heard from ever again.
391
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,467
Ok?
392
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,181
Take that
Mary Waldeck girl,
for example.
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00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,225
Was she a witch?
I think not.
394
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,560
Sounds like
she just had a bad case
of the warm and fuzzies.
395
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,479
It's too
heartbreaking for words.
396
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:45,982
I couldn't
disagree more.
397
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,566
How do you figure?
398
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,611
It clearly illustrates
how love can thrive
399
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,322
in even the worst
of circumstances.
400
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,739
Yeah, and look
what happened to her.
401
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,825
Nobody knows
what happened to her.
402
00:17:55,825 --> 00:18:00,371
I think it's safe to assume
that Mary died a very sad
and lonely death,
403
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,998
separated from the one boy
she ever loved.
404
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,166
I don't buy that.
405
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,542
If 2 people are truly,
madly, deeply in love,
406
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,752
they'll figure out a way
to be with each other.
407
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,796
They were young.
They were split up
for a long time.
408
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,133
Maybe he forgot about her.
Maybe he met someone else.
409
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,135
But if he didn't
meet somebody else
and forgot about her,
410
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,053
then obviously, they
were never meant to be
in the first place.
411
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,472
See my point?
412
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,515
Could you be
any more naive?
413
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,017
Could you be
any more cynical?
414
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,018
Could you be any more
irritating?
415
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,479
Pipe down, you guys.
We're here.
416
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,399
What do you think
the chances are that they
got a men's room in there?
417
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,361
'Cause I think
I went a little heavy
on the witch's brew.
418
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,696
Be right back.
419
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,745
Spaghetti straps
and open-toed shoes?
420
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,538
Not on my watch.
421
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,130
Inappropriate display
of the female forms,
422
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,341
statute 97.1.
423
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,426
Offensive and disgusting.
424
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,307
Uh, excuse me, excuse me.
425
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,850
In case you didn't know,
426
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,560
Elvis has most definitely
left the building.
427
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,853
And in his absence,
428
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,231
there will be no sideburns
creeping past the earlobes.
429
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,358
Rules of conduct, baby.
430
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,402
Read 'em, learn 'em,
live 'em.
431
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,846
Listen to this.
432
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,265
The townspeople
built the church
433
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:46,477
'cause they thought it would
help the girls find God.
434
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,811
They'd send a minister
over every Sunday,
435
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,646
but the girls would just
tease them so mercilessly,
436
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:50,898
eventually he gave up
and stopped coming.
437
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,067
I can hang with
those girls.
438
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,198
I wonder if Pacey
loves me yet.
439
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,953
They were murdered.
440
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,871
Beg your pardon?
441
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,916
It says here
that a group of men
from the mainland
442
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,835
treated the island
like their own
personal brothel.
443
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,547
When word got out,
the Bible-thumpers
got together
444
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,965
and decided enough
was enough.
445
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,841
And then
an angry mob came,
446
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,969
corralled the girls
into this church,
447
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,471
set it on fire.
448
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,306
That's when William
must've run off with Mary.
449
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,681
Hold on, Romeo.
450
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,809
Why are you
reading into this
all of a sudden?
451
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,728
How do you know
that William didn't
light the torch?
452
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,189
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe 'cause he loved her.
453
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,650
How do you know he was
such the enlightened
male, Dawson?
454
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,945
I mean, if the whole
town thinks your
girlfriend's a witch,
455
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,989
maybe it's just easier
to go with the flow.
456
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,199
That's not the story
I'm interested in telling.
457
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,702
A good documentarian
looks at the story from
all possible angles,
458
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,121
not just from
the perspective
459
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:50,416
of his cloying and
annoying world view.
460
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,836
Has Pacey
shown up yet?
461
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:57,256
Not since he went
in search for
the perfect tree.
462
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,300
We gotta get back.
It's starting to get dark.
463
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,510
You know,
I'll go find him.
464
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,718
You two go back
to that boat guy
465
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,095
and make sure he doesn't
leave without us,
466
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,221
and we'll meet you
back at the docks.
467
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:16,775
Joey, why does
my optimism
have you so irked?
468
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,362
That's not
what's irking me, Dawson.
469
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,779
What is it?
470
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,741
What's going on with us?
471
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,661
This is not the time
or the place
472
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,245
to run through
an exhaustive
dissertation
473
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,664
on the state
of our relationship.
474
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,790
Right. You know,
we should just stand back
475
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,292
and watch it
crumble around us.
476
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,044
We'll deal with it later
when it's more convenient.
477
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,045
Joey, we're friends.
478
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,214
Why can't we just
leave it at that?
479
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,923
Friends.
480
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,800
Yeah. You take away
everything else
that we are,
481
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,638
and then
that's what we are:
We're friends.
482
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:50,434
Dawson, you can't just
will a friendship
into existence.
483
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,269
You know, I give up.
484
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,563
For the first time
in my life,
485
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,272
I have no idea
what you're
talking about.
486
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,691
Of course you don't.
487
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,568
Well, explain yourself.
488
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,862
Dawson, what exactly
do you know about my life
these days?
489
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,239
I mean, think about it.
490
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:07,868
Do you know how I lost my job?
How I did on my PSATs?
491
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,162
How the Potter sisters are
eking out their meager living?
492
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,998
And, you know,
493
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,917
I don't know a thing
about your life, either.
494
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,336
I'm sorry if I've been
distant, but that...
495
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,713
I thought that's
what we needed.
496
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,215
You know what?
497
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:26,679
The last year of my life
has been this...
498
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,972
Wide-awake nightmare
of conflicting emotions.
499
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,434
And no matter
how bad it got,
500
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,852
there was always one thing
that kept me going,
501
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,730
and that was us.
502
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:40,651
Our bond, our connection,
whatever you wanna call it.
503
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,362
You know, it made me feel
like I wasn't alone,
504
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,031
that I was part
of something special.
505
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:52,538
So I'm not standing here
whining about being friends
or not being friends.
506
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,039
It's just...
507
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,584
For the first time
in my life,
508
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,254
I'm not feeling
that connection, Dawson.
509
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,091
And it scares me.
510
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,100
Wait!
511
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,687
There you are.
512
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,689
Great. Get in.
Let's go.
513
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:19,774
No. We can't leave yet.
514
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,233
We got split up
from our friends.
515
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,277
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
516
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,113
Didn't I warn you guys
about getting stuck out here
past dark?
517
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,657
I'm pretty sure
that I did.
518
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:28,823
They'll be here any minute.
519
00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:29,866
No. Uh-uh.
520
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,118
No way. I'm not stayin'.
521
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,370
Weird things happen
out here at night, man.
522
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,206
So you can
come with me now,
523
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,709
or I can come back
in the morning
524
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,920
and find out
who's still alive.
525
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,631
We're not gonna leave
without our friends.
526
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,425
Fine. I warned
you guys.
527
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,261
I told you.
528
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,221
Whatever you do,
don't go in the woods!
529
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,283
So you feeling
anything yet?
530
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,951
Feel what, exactly?
531
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,578
The spell.
532
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,583
Yeah. Yeah, I am
actually starting
to feel something.
533
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,211
I think I’m
starting to feel
a little lost.
534
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,838
That's what it is.
Lost.
535
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,047
Yeah, I know.
536
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:30,010
Pace, I gotta say,
the idea of a wholesome,
537
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,012
biblically themed meal
this evening with Grams
538
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,972
isn't sounding
too gosh-darned
unappealing.
539
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,725
I'd even consider
saying grace,
540
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,352
but instead,
I am traipsing around
some haunted forest
541
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,562
with the likes of you.
542
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,233
Why am I always
the bad guy, huh?
543
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,110
Do I deserve this?
I don't think so.
544
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:50,947
What is it about me
that inspires such
vitriolic diatribes?
545
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,617
Take Andie, for example.
546
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,786
She goes away
for the summer
547
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,872
and sleeps with
a mental patient.
548
00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:01,291
So I break up with her
for conduct unbecoming
a girlfriend,
549
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,377
something
which I think I was
pretty justified in,
550
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:06,380
and yet somehow
she manages to
turn it around
551
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,340
so that I feel
like the creep
at the end of the day.
552
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,717
How does that happen?
553
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,301
You think
you're the creep?
554
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,346
Just wait until some
sweet, innocent freshman
555
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:18,016
gets a crush on you,
and then you accidentally
on purpose
556
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,603
break his smitten
little heart,
557
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:24,356
thus derailing
his nascent love life
forever.
558
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,860
Love has this horrible
habit of messing
everything up.
559
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,069
That it does.
560
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,197
But sex is nice.
561
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,535
Yes, it is.
562
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,952
Sex good. Love bad.
563
00:25:37,952 --> 00:25:39,204
You toss it
into the wok,
564
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,748
it messes
the whole thing up.
565
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,459
This is true.
566
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,836
I'm starting to think
that maybe casual sex
is the way to go.
567
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,505
Sex is never casual, Pacey.
568
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:53,260
Perhaps, but what if
both partners agreed
to the terms beforehand?
569
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,511
Like a pre-nup?
570
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,012
Yes. Exactly.
571
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:58,098
Like a pre-gettin' busy
agreement.
572
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,183
I'm just thinkin'
out loud here.
573
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,352
But the concept
of 2 horny teenagers
coming together
574
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,938
for some
gleefully nasty coitus
575
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,188
and parting as friends
576
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:08,066
is positively
revolutionary
in this day and age.
577
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,902
Sounds killer in theory.
578
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,361
No guilt.
579
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:12,446
No shame.
580
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:13,530
No head games.
581
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,490
No bad mix tapes.
582
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,409
I hate those.
583
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,994
You know, this may
be the witch's brew
talking, Lindley,
584
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:22,665
but you are starting to
look all kinds of cute.
585
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,973
"Another day goes by
without word
from William.
586
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,809
"It's been but
a few weeks time since
I arrived on the island,
587
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,519
"yet it feels like
an eternity.
588
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,189
This time apart has me
wondering if our bond
was but an illusion."
589
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:49,023
Is that what you think, Joey?
590
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,737
That our relationship
was some sleight-of-hand
magic trick you made
591
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,280
to fill up
some hole in your life?
592
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,824
I didn't say that,
Dawson.
593
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:57,992
Don't put words
into my mouth.
594
00:26:57,992 --> 00:26:59,618
I don't have to.
595
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,286
Dawson, don't you
ever wonder,
596
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,581
you know,
where this is going,
where we are exactly?
597
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,835
I mean, is this
just the first act,
598
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:11,087
or has our story ended
and we're just too
stupid to realize it?
599
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,841
Why do we have to figure
all that out right now?
600
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,467
What's wrong
with just living
in the present for once?
601
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,678
Because the present
sucks, Dawson.
602
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,764
I mean, excuse me
for thinking back
and looking forward,
603
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,517
but I'm just trying
to make sense of
what's happened to us.
604
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,903
Joey, you yourself
once told me
605
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:36,989
that some love stories
never end.
606
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,282
What happened
to that girl?
607
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:44,538
She offered herself
to the boy she loved,
608
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,457
the boy she thought
loved her back...
609
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,255
And he rejected her.
610
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,134
Joey, listen to me.
611
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,929
If we are truly
meant to be,
612
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,514
then we will find a way
back to each other.
613
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:06,309
It's as simple as that.
614
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:09,229
You so sure about that,
Dawson?
615
00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:13,025
Listen.
616
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,072
"I fill my days
with memories of him.
617
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:21,366
"I remember how
he used to look at me,
618
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,703
"as if I were his most
valuable treasure.
619
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,872
"Has he found
a new treasure?
620
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:29,207
"I can't help but wonder
621
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,627
"if we will be able
to find our way back
to each other.
622
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,796
"The road before us
seems so very long,
623
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:36,632
"and my head is clouded
with such dark thoughts.
624
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:40,302
"I feel our bond grows
weaker by the day,
625
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,972
and I'm powerless
to stop it."
626
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:50,312
That's probably them.
627
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:15,504
Hey.
628
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:16,713
You rang?
629
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,132
Thought
you guys rang.
630
00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:19,341
We didn't ring.
631
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,759
Well, somebody rang.
632
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:24,763
Well...
633
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,017
This is mighty peculiar,
people.
634
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:30,352
What?
635
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,104
There's no bell.
636
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,188
What?
637
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,695
Ok.
638
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,196
I'm now sufficiently wigged.
639
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,210
How goes
the 17th century soap?
640
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,088
She just got a letter
from William.
641
00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,756
Do tell.
642
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,135
"November 10, 1693."
643
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,261
That's today.
644
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:07,514
It's also
the anniversary
of the fire.
645
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,265
Yeah.
646
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:13,520
"A letter today
from my beloved William.
647
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,022
"He has made me
so happy.
648
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,356
"He says
he's coming tonight
649
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:18,192
"to take me away from
this godforsaken prison.
650
00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:19,151
"Yet, I am scared.
651
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,944
"He says there are
those in town
652
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,238
who feel we should be
punished further
for our crimes."
653
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,533
That's the last entry.
654
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,826
So...
655
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,661
You think he'd
come back for her?
656
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,247
Nah.
657
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,417
He probably
played her for a fool
658
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:38,420
and took up with
some well-bred hussy
from the mainland.
659
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,673
Come on, Joey,
hop on the happy train.
660
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,509
Sounds to me like those two
were madly in love.
661
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,511
Yeah.
662
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,972
You know, I hate to be
one of those girls
663
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,558
who mistakes pop lyrics
for profound thought.
664
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,769
But sometimes...
665
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:55,478
Love just ain't enough.
666
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,731
And I hate to be the one
667
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,067
to burst this whole subtextural
bubble that you're living in,
668
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,568
but do me a favor, Joey.
669
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:04,947
Don't let somebody else's
love life dictate your own.
670
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,462
You're not filming
anymore, hombre?
671
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,299
I'm not feeling particularly
visionary at the moment.
672
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:33,100
Let me ask you
something, Pacey.
673
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,517
Do you think
I made a mistake?
674
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,646
When and where?
675
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,773
Well...
676
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:42,859
I told Joey that
we needed some time apart.
677
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,946
Do you think
you made a mistake?
678
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,825
Not at first, but...
679
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:54,663
When I look at her now,
and I see how far apart
we drifted, and I...
680
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:58,750
I don't know.
What if I was wrong?
681
00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:01,878
What if we don't
end up together?
682
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,881
It's all my fault.
683
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:09,303
You wanna know what I see
when I look at you, Dawson?
684
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:11,054
For better or for worse,
685
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:15,558
I see a guy
who consistently wears
his heart on his sleeve.
686
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,936
So no matter
how harsh it may seem
in retrospect,
687
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,731
when you decided to put
some distance between
yourself and Joey,
688
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,027
I know all you were
doing was just
following your heart.
689
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:28,071
And with that
in mind,
690
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:31,574
I really don't think
it's possible for you
to have made a mistake.
691
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:52,554
So you honestly think
we can pull this off?
692
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,682
I don't see why not.
693
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,310
You don't have any
feelings for me, right?
694
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,353
None whatsoever.
695
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,730
No offense, of course.
696
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,648
None taken, of course.
697
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,151
You for me? Feelings?
698
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,861
Hardly ever think
about you.
699
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:08,987
You gotta love that.
700
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,656
So what do we do now?
701
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,909
Uh...
702
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:16,119
Should I take
my pants off?
703
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,663
Maybe we should kiss first.
704
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,956
Yeah.
705
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,415
That's a good idea.
706
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:32,844
Wait. Is this the spell?
707
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:36,556
I don't know.
708
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,556
I don't care.
709
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:40,810
All I know is that
in November of 1999,
710
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,855
4 hyper-verbal teenagers
wandered off into the
woods on Witch Island
711
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,649
to film some
ridiculous documentary
for history class,
712
00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:48,818
and 8 hours later,
713
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,154
2 of them started
making out.
714
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:58,745
That was...
715
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,330
Weird.
716
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,791
Yeah.
717
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,334
Try again?
718
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,460
Ok.
719
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,013
How about that?
More weird?
720
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,099
Not so much.
721
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,379
Look out!
722
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:52,382
Open the door!
723
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,134
Break it down!
724
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,261
Pacey, break it down!
725
00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:00,390
Unholy wench!
726
00:35:09,523 --> 00:35:10,733
Hey!
727
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,572
Come on!
728
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,295
Can we please
just go home now?
729
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,587
Look, I don't care
if we have to swim home.
730
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,006
Let's just get the hell
out of here.
731
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,466
Guys, there's gotta be
a logical explanation
for all this.
732
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,551
Ok, well, why don't you
send us a postcard, Spock,
733
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,595
because I, for one,
am not sticking around
to find out. Come on!
734
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,193
Hey, the boat's here.
735
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,569
Jen, Joey, get the line.
736
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,492
Get in! Get in!
737
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:09,918
To be quite honest,
738
00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:11,545
I had envisioned a much more
straightforward documentary
739
00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,505
on the history
of Witch Island,
740
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,092
but I was surprised
by what I found there:
741
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,053
A love story,
pure and simple.
742
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,722
2 soul mates torn apart
by the social climate
of their time.
743
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,266
And while what happened
to us on the island
744
00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:25,808
is certainly open
to interpretation,
745
00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,061
there's no disputing
the fact that the island
746
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,188
embodies the emotional
turmoil of a girl
747
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,648
who didn't know what
the future held for her
and the boy she loved.
748
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:34,609
It's nice work, Mr. Leery.
749
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,530
A tad derivative in the wake
of the whole Blair Witch
phenomenon,
750
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:41,157
but inspired work
nonetheless.
751
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,243
I particularly liked
the part when--
752
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:44,869
Hey, man,
what's that all about?
753
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,080
What?
754
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,625
It looks like 2 people
standing on the dock,
watching you go.
755
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,669
See? Look close.
756
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:28,204
Principal Green,
we got a situation here.
757
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:34,294
Milling and
making a filthy den
in the library.
758
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,045
One week's detention.
759
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,589
Next!
760
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,300
Miss McPhee,
you care to explain
what's going on here?
761
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:43,303
Principal Green,
I took your advice,
and I ran with it.
762
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:44,971
I've teamed up with Belinda,
763
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,140
and we've taken
the first steps
towards improving
764
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,683
the quality of life
at Capeside.
765
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,602
What could all of
these students have
possibly done wrong?
766
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,854
Each and every one of them
767
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,315
was in direct violation
of the rules of conduct.
768
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:58,026
The rules of conduct
were prepared in 1957.
769
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,028
Of course they're gonna
be in violation.
770
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,737
Now, after you dismiss
these students,
771
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:03,697
I'd like you
to stop by my office.
772
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,679
So when are we
gonna talk about it?
773
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,223
Talk about what exactly?
774
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,724
What happened out there.
775
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,976
What did happen
out there, Lindley?
776
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,978
I don't have any idea.
777
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,771
But I would just prefer
778
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:40,443
if it didn't get in the way
of our...experiment.
779
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,112
Perhaps we should
take the shadowy,
ill-explained events
780
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:46,032
of our brief
sojourn in the woods
as something of an omen.
781
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,867
No.
782
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,911
No?
783
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:54,123
No. If nothing else,
that gooey little melodrama
784
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,543
only proves that love
just mucks everything up.
785
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,545
So then your
thinking would be
786
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,963
that we should
still have sex?
787
00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:02,465
Yes.
788
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,719
Well, all right,
then. Ok.
789
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,728
Do you wanna do it
right now?
790
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,401
Um...do you?
791
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:24,320
I'm kinda tired,
actually.
792
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,658
Oh, fine. Roswell's on
in 5 minutes, anyway, so...
793
00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:31,411
You just let me know
when you wanna do it,
794
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:34,623
and...I'll do it...too.
795
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,791
Ok, so let me
get this straight--
796
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:42,297
If I am ever in the need
of a...release,
797
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,508
you're just gonna
help me out?
798
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:49,471
Exactly. But keep in mind,
it's a two-way street.
799
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,097
Of course.
800
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:54,100
Well, that sounds fantastic.
801
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,184
Doesn't it?
802
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,145
It does.
Good.
803
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,355
Should we, I don't know,
should we kiss on that?
804
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,107
No.
No?
805
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:04,819
Kissing is intimate,
and--and we're not about
intimacy.
806
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,739
Perhaps we should just
shake on it, then.
807
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,867
Shaken.
808
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,077
Great.
809
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,163
It's good seein' ya.
810
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:18,166
Who else could it be other than
Wendy and that boat guy?
811
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,752
He's a guy, she's a girl.
They both had access
to the island.
812
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,920
They left the boat
out there for us.
813
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,381
I mean, it's the only
possible explanation.
814
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:28,510
The only possible
explanation?
815
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,346
Let's hear your version.
816
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,930
Ok. The girl's
Mary Waldeck,
817
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:36,058
and the guy's
William Bennett.
818
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,935
Look at those clothes
and that hat.
819
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,480
Those are
17th-century clothes
if I've ever seen them.
820
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,231
I think the crack habit has
definitely come between you
821
00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,692
and your cognitive powers,
Dawson.
822
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,819
Obviously Wendy
and the boat guy
823
00:40:45,819 --> 00:40:48,655
were screwing with us
the whole time.
824
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,864
Skeptic.
825
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,240
Sucker.
826
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,241
Cynic.
827
00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,493
Gullible.
828
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,706
I don't know.
Maybe you're right.
829
00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:01,668
Maybe we've seen the world
according to Dawson
one too many times.
830
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:05,547
Maybe I should step out of
the movie theater and into
the harsh light of day.
831
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,593
I don't know, Dawson.
I mean, maybe you're right.
832
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:14,347
Maybe William and Mary found
their way back to each other
after all.
833
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,644
Ya think?
834
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:22,021
It's just a thought.
835
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:27,652
Joey, I wanna apologize.
836
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,945
For what?
837
00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:32,866
For taking our friendship
for granted.
838
00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:35,535
It was wrong to think
we could just pick up
839
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,911
right where we left off.
840
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:43,209
Well, it's not entirely
your fault, Dawson.
841
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,794
I mean, look at us.
842
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:49,215
We've spent years
intellectualizing
every little feeling,
843
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,092
and it doesn't count
for anything.
844
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:54,804
All that matters
is what we do,
845
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:57,849
how we take care
of each other, so...
846
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,144
So let's not
talk this to death.
847
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:06,775
Let's take it slow and...
848
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:10,403
Check in with each other
every once in a while.
849
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,741
That sounds
immensely doable.
850
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,995
Good.
851
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:27,962
I think this is one x-file
we're never gonna close.
852
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,173
Well, not unless
we go back.
853
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:34,176
No.
854
00:42:34,176 --> 00:42:37,012
Come on, Joey,
the sequel.
855
00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:42,017
Let's just see how
this one opens first.
856
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:48,316
By the way, how did you
do on your PSATs?
857
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,114
Brilliantly.
858
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:04,540
Watch out.