1 00:00:00,284 --> 00:00:02,036 Previously on Dawson's Creek 2 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,707 This is the reason you covertly hushed us this into the corner? 3 00:00:04,707 --> 00:00:07,366 Pacey, read the fine print, it says "Educational Testing Service." 4 00:00:07,366 --> 00:00:08,591 It's gone. 5 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:09,890 What's gone? 6 00:00:09,890 --> 00:00:11,866 Whoever stole the test needs to give it back. 7 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,264 Thank you. - For what, man? 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,682 Doing what I asked you to do. 9 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,959 Taking care of Joey. 10 00:00:16,959 --> 00:00:18,852 One week, you're soul mates, the next week, 11 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,812 you're giving each other up for the greater good. 12 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,064 I mean, do you think it's possible that sometime soon 13 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,357 you could make up your mind? 14 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,401 So what is it, a girl or something? 15 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,484 Is she pretty? 16 00:00:27,484 --> 00:00:29,364 That kind of pretty that gives you butterflies, 17 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:30,460 you know what I mean? 18 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,972 I don't recall requesting the pleasure of your company, Pacey. 19 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,682 Rag? 20 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,808 Brush. 21 00:00:58,808 --> 00:00:59,935 You know, 22 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:02,604 after Van Gogh chopped off his own ear, 23 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,564 there was a rash of copycat mutilations 24 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,899 amongst his students. 25 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,568 Your point being... 26 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,279 Well, my point being 27 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,155 that the whole world reveres the artist, 28 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,574 envies their talent, wants to be just like them. 29 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,034 So that's what I'm doing here. 30 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,203 I'm hoping some of your genius will rub off on me. 31 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,537 You got kicked out of your house again. 32 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,706 No. Not exactly kicked out. It's more like 33 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,417 they're filming a lifetime original movie 34 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,500 in my living room right now. 35 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,920 And which one of the Witter sisters 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,798 is in complete distress right now? 37 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,633 That would be numero uno. 38 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,593 Left the sergeant major for conduct unbecoming, 39 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,803 fled back to the home front, 40 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,679 and, of course, brought along my screaming nieces. 41 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:37,973 Oh. 42 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,308 So I finally get my own room, 43 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,893 and you have been exiled to sofa city. 44 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,312 Ouch. 45 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,397 My sentiments exactly. 46 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,443 So, uh... 47 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,736 So, what do you think? 48 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,031 Oh, is it done? 49 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,367 Yes, it's done. 50 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,701 I thought that Principal Green 51 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,412 had commissioned you guys to do murals 52 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,872 exemplifying school spirit and unity. 53 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,334 He did. 54 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,377 Oh. 55 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:10,046 Well...no offense, but this looks like something 56 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,467 you'd find tattooed on Kwai Chang Caine's forehead. 57 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,470 You don't like it. 58 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,388 I didn't say I don't like it. I'm... 59 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,723 Pretty sure the rest of the murals 60 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,642 will probably be a little more traditional, but-- 61 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:25,061 What, like football players and lighthouses? 62 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,563 And what do they actually say about the high school experience? 63 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:30,275 Joe, this is the U.S. of a. 64 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,485 We're a very prosaic nation, 65 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,986 and when we have art in public places, 66 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,988 we want it to be about as subtle as Godzilla. 67 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,116 Yeah, but, Pacey, don't you think that art can have this power? 68 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,160 I mean, it can bring people together. 69 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,911 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 70 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,288 In museums, 71 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,789 the thinking man's pickup joint. 72 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,127 And that's what I like about you, Pacey. 73 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,505 You just...go so deep. 74 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,173 Thanks. 75 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,865 No peeking. 76 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:01,950 What, I don't get a preview? 77 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,159 No. 78 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,994 Why not? Pacey did. 79 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,914 Dawson, the unveiling is a crucial part to any new work, 80 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,585 and...I want you to have the complete experience. 81 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,919 He didn't tell you what it is, did he? 82 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,422 No. He didn't. But he said it was great. 83 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,798 That means a lot, coming from 84 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,842 the world's most discriminating art critic. 85 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,596 Hey. Well, he... He knows what he likes. 86 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,014 Dawson, Pacey's prized possession 87 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,934 is a black velvet painting of the baby Elvis. 88 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,311 No. 89 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:32,355 So how's your speech coming? 90 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,983 I don't know why I have to even say anything. I mean, 91 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,818 isn't an artist just supposed to let her work 92 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:37,777 speak for itself? 93 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,654 Yeah, but when PTAs and the school board 94 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,282 let you paint something in the hallway of a public school, 95 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,367 they expect a little poignant ceremony in return. 96 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,120 So are you gonna be there? 97 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,371 Of course! 98 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,664 I mean, if you want me to. 99 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,082 Yeah. 100 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,041 I want you to. 101 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,251 Ok. 102 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,210 And whatever you think, 103 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,337 be honest with me, you know. 104 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,005 Even if you hate it-- 105 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,342 Even if I hate-- what makes you think I'm gonna hate it? 106 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,051 Nothing. 107 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,719 It's just... 108 00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:06,139 The stepping out from behind the curtain? 109 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,934 I can understand that. It can be terrifying. 110 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:12,646 Up there in the lights in front of all those people. 111 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,897 Being judged. 112 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:17,108 Well, it's even more than that. I mean... 113 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,860 I feel like I’m... 114 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,737 Declaring myself for the first time. I mean... 115 00:05:21,737 --> 00:05:24,366 What I really think about this place, and... 116 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,034 With everyone staring at it, 117 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,911 it's gonna be like they're all looking right into my soul. 118 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,832 Give me a break. It was a joke. 119 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,044 There's nothing funny about cheating, Matt. 120 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,086 Principal Green... 121 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:40,298 Members of the disciplinary committee... 122 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,883 I--I admit it. 123 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,177 I--I didn't know the answer on the quiz, 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,680 so--so I did what any self-respecting kid would do 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,640 in the cellular age, you know? 126 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,975 I whipped out my StarTAC, I dialed home, 127 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,352 and--and I asked my mom, 128 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,604 "How many justices sit on the supreme court?" 129 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,856 You know, call me crazy, you know-- 130 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,400 even Mr. Higgins laughed. 131 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,902 McPHEE: Ok, and you claim 132 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,737 that your mother didn't know the answer either? 133 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:04,072 Uh-huh. 134 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,200 Ok. So... 135 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,078 How do you explain your perfect score on the quiz? 136 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,745 I guessed. 137 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,543 Ok. Um, well, 138 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,003 then I guess my recommendation would be 139 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:23,341 that you get a failing grade on the work in question 140 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,218 and a 3-hour detention. 141 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,554 Why don't you just bust my kneecaps while you're at it? 142 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,681 That'll be enough, Mr. Caufield. 143 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,350 While your behavior clearly violates 144 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,976 the letter of the honor code, 145 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,646 I do not believe it is in violation of the spirit. 146 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,815 Am I free to go then? 147 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:40,983 Yes, you're free to go. 148 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,696 Mr. Caufield. 149 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,322 Let's let this be the last time 150 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,990 we see you before this committee. 151 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,465 Uh, Andie... 152 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,049 Would you wait for me for a minute, please? 153 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,800 Sure. 154 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,099 Um, Principal Green, 155 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,517 I'm really sorry about earlier. 156 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,685 I overreacted to the-- 157 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,104 No, that's not what this is about. 158 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,773 Andie, I have news. 159 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,399 News? 160 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,692 I was contacted this morning 161 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,779 by the educational testing service. 162 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,029 Andie... 163 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:29,282 Your phenomenal PSAT results 164 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:33,077 have placed you among the top 50,000 scorers in the country. 165 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,538 You, young lady, have taken one giant step 166 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,666 toward a national merit scholarship. 167 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,833 Isn't that fantastic? 168 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,379 Fantastic. 169 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,757 Andie, what's wrong? 170 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:46,841 You seem stunned. 171 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,344 No. No, no. 172 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:52,555 It's just, um... 173 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,432 Well, it's just-- yeah... 174 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,559 I'm a little stunned. 175 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,981 Congratulations. 176 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,746 No. No. 177 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:17,706 No! Look! 178 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,040 Pacey, last time you were here, 179 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,543 you left water rings on my deco coffee table. 180 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:24,253 Dougie, Mom and Dad just wanted me to bring you something, that's all. 181 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,630 Yeah? What? 182 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,591 Me! 183 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,134 Look, what are you doing? 184 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,220 I'm moving in, bro. 185 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,429 Wh--excuse me? 186 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,639 You heard me. I'm moving in. 187 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,516 Oh, look, Dad gave me a check to give to you, 188 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,642 it's, uh, like a security deposit 189 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,561 in case I break your stereo. 190 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,230 You're not breaking my stereo, because you're not touching my stereo, 191 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,607 'cause you're not moving in with me. Not now, not ever. 192 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,192 This is not Party of Five. 193 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,318 Come on, Dougie, please. 194 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,778 You can't make me go back to that house. 195 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,863 I mean, think about it. 196 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,531 You got this whole stylin' bachelor pad 197 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,783 all to yourself with the... Nice lighting 198 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,493 and the fancy window dressings 199 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,119 and all the other trappings 200 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,497 of the modern extremely closeted homosexual male, 201 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,124 and I don't even have a room to myself anymore. 202 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,752 Since when? 203 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,253 Well, since Carrie decided to take 204 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,004 an extended leave of absence from Jerry. 205 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,506 You remember Jerry, don't you? 206 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,674 Our favorite brother-in-law, 207 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,175 the one with all the tattoos? 208 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,135 And of course she brought along the no-neck monsters 209 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,304 who are currently residing in my room. 210 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,681 So what do you say, man? 211 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,892 Can I stay here, please? 212 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,520 Ok, look, 213 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,979 if I agree to this-- 214 00:09:23,979 --> 00:09:25,774 and it is a very big "if"-- 215 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,400 there will be rules. 216 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,360 I am your willing pupil. 217 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,280 Rule number one: We don't eat anything that Mom sends over. 218 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,908 The woman thinks that iceberg lettuce is haute cuisine. 219 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,867 Agreed. 220 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,827 Rule number 2: The coaster. 221 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,413 Live it, love it, use it at all times. 222 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,623 Done. 223 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,082 You will keep the CD collection 224 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,752 in alphabetical order by last name, not first. 225 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,336 Do you understand? 226 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,964 Oh, yeah, perfectly. But I don't foresee the need for me 227 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,341 to dip into your diva collection anytime too soon. 228 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,260 Oh, I think you would be surprised 229 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,805 at how a tortured, impassioned female voice 230 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,014 can soothe an achy-breaky heart. 231 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:00,683 My heart is just fine, thank you very much. 232 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,769 Oh, sure it is, little brother. Sure it is. 233 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,228 Look, Dougie, if you're referring 234 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,397 to our brief jailhouse conversation the other night, 235 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,065 you can just chalk it up to drunken rambling. 236 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,443 Well, there won't be any of that on my watch. 237 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,069 And I won't have any moping around 238 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,238 like a lovesick puppy either. 239 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,531 By the way, 240 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,032 are you any good at decoupage? 241 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:19,994 Oh, god help me... 242 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,426 You're not planning on taking pictures? 243 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,345 Uh, don't try and stop her, Joey. 244 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,681 When a little sister accomplishes something impressive, 245 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,265 it's very important for a big sister 246 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,518 to create a huge, embarrassing fuss over her. 247 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,561 Yeah, and the more embarrassing, the better. 248 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,522 Thank you. I know it's not gonna be too fun for you 249 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,231 to walk the halls of Capeside again, 250 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,359 seeing as it wasn't exactly your favorite place on earth. 251 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,735 Yeah, but I'm old, remember? 252 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:53,987 And that was a long time ago, 253 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,446 and things are different now. 254 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,406 They're not that different. What, are there, like, 255 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,116 10 black kids in that school? 256 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,827 11. 257 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,662 And don't try to rewrite history, Bess. I mean... 258 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,039 I remember the days you used to pick me up from kindergarten 259 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,249 and complain the whole way home about some... 260 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,377 Smug, 2-faced idiots who thought they were better than you 261 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,504 simply because you had the wrong kind of jeans. 262 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,046 Ok, I admit it. 263 00:11:13,046 --> 00:11:14,883 I hated high school, but that's why I'm so glad 264 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,592 it's not like that for you, Joey. 265 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,802 You're talented, 266 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,261 and everybody at that school knows it, 267 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,096 they've known it for years, 268 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:23,056 and today they're going to see proof positive 269 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:24,017 that Joey Potter 270 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,268 is a force to be reckoned with. 271 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,404 ...and I painted this 272 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,073 so that we all can remember the beacon of knowledge 273 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,243 that our teachers shine on us every day. 274 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:46,079 In closing, I would like to thank Principal Green 275 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:50,292 and all of you for this opportunity to impart my message of unity. 276 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:54,087 And now, the last of our Capeside High murals. 277 00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:56,298 I'd like to ask Joey Potter to step up 278 00:11:56,298 --> 00:12:00,135 and grace us with a few words about her creation. 279 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,061 Well, uh, Principal Green said the mural should focus 280 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,230 on what unifies us as a school, and... 281 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,900 You think about it, nothing really unifies us. 282 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,779 Even our mascot is divisive-- The Minuteman? 283 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,531 Right there, you've alienated half the student population. 284 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,327 So...the only thing that I could think of 285 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:29,457 that unites us all-- that we all have in common-- 286 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,961 is that we all start off in kindergarten thinking 287 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,546 that we can be anything that we wanna be, 288 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:39,759 and by the time we get here, we've somehow lost that feeling. 289 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,597 We've all started to believe whatever our parents or our friends have told us 290 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,308 about what we can achieve and who we can be in life, 291 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:51,270 and we've forgotten about that possibility we had when we were younger. 292 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,941 And that's what I think we all have in common, 293 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,986 and that's what the symbol on my painting means-- 294 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:02,115 possibility. I painted it because I thought we could all use 295 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,534 a daily reminder that if you believe in yourself, 296 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:10,163 even when the odds seem stacked against you, anything's possible. 297 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,087 So, I hope you like it. 298 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,188 Excuse me. 299 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,914 Joey. 300 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,792 Hey, wait up. You ok? 301 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,045 That's what I get for answering the call to public service-- 302 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,880 public humiliation. 303 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,174 Nobody's humiliated except for maybe the person who did this. 304 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,717 It felt humiliating, Dawson, to me. 305 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,843 Look, it was a silly prank. 306 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,178 You don't know that. 307 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,804 You put your heart and soul into that, 308 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,306 and I don't blame you for being angry, but don't turn this 309 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,559 into some sort of personal attack on you. 310 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,729 Not to stick my nose in here, but just to stick my nose in, 311 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,065 of course it was a personal attack. What? 312 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,067 There were only 3 murals in that hallway. 313 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,694 Yours was the only one that got touched. So? 314 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,072 So either someone didn't like what Joey was trying to say, 315 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,656 or someone just didn't like you. 316 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,117 Your logic leaves a lot to be desired. 317 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,493 Dawson, we're in high school here. 318 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,162 It's a veritable society unto its own 319 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,581 with a pecking order that makes the caste system look forgiving. 320 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,541 Who knows what subtle line you may have crossed 321 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,585 or what offense you might have given without knowing it? 322 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,711 Paranoid much? 323 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,421 You don't think there's a possibility 324 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,757 there's somebody out there who hates Joey just for being Joey? 325 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,592 Who hates the way she talks, the way she dresses, 326 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,010 the way she chews on her lower lip. 327 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,221 I don't chew on my lower lip! 328 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,764 I'm just putting it out there. 329 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,682 Think about it. Does anybody come to mind? 330 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,351 Why, so we can all gang up on him and call him dirty names? 331 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,145 Do me a favor, just stay out of this. 332 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,439 It was an act of vandalism, pure and simple. 333 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,233 Some idiot trying to rage against the machine. 334 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,817 That doesn't make any sense. Perfect! 335 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,737 Heckle and Jeckle. This is exactly what a girl needs 336 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,198 in the middle of an existential crisis, and it's not helping. 337 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,282 So thanks, but no, thanks. 338 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,496 Shouldn't we, uh-- No. Let her go. 339 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,294 So, uh, have you heard any word on Joey? 340 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,630 She's pretty broken up about it. 341 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,632 Yeah, obviously. Who wouldn't be? 342 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,468 They'll catch the guy, and you can have the last laugh. 343 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,053 Huh? 344 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,013 D.C. throw the book at him. 345 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,848 Right, heh. You know what? 346 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,893 Actually, Jack, I'm thinking about quitting my position. 347 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,770 On the disciplinary committee? 348 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,440 Andie, you're, like, the senior-most student representative. 349 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,525 That's one step below the savior for mankind 350 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,820 as far as college admissions are concerned. 351 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,405 I know, but it's just taking up way too much time. 352 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,741 Besides, my school work's starting to slip, 353 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,911 and the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel 354 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,538 about sitting in judgment of others. 355 00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:00,042 What? 356 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,254 I'm just a little shocked. 357 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,922 Why? 358 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,383 It's not like you to bail on a commitment. 359 00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:11,637 Come on, Jack. A lot of things aren't like me, 360 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,681 but I've done them anyway. 361 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,977 Can you set the table? 362 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,394 Yeah. 363 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,584 Any room at the inn? 364 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,961 Depends. 365 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,046 On what? 366 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,379 The length of the lecture 367 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:47,923 I'm gonna be forced to sit through. 368 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,925 No lectures, I promise. 369 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,552 Although I do wanna say 370 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,765 that I'm sorry that what happened today happened. 371 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,935 Well, the whole thing was tragically lame to begin with. 372 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,563 As if painting on a wall is going to make any change 373 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,107 or the slightest bit of difference in school. 374 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,775 Maybe. Maybe not. 375 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,780 For some reason, I don't like the sound of those maybes. 376 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,532 Repaint the mural. 377 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:15,910 What? 378 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,619 Do it tonight. 379 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,955 Surprise that bastard when he shows up tomorrow morning. 380 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,124 I would rather shove red-hot needles 381 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,709 underneath my toenails, ok? 382 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,961 Come on. You're gonna let some stupid high school prank 383 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,839 keep you from finishing something that you obviously care about? 384 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,632 I finished it, Dawson, ok? 385 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:34,387 It's not my fault that not everybody got a chance to see it. 386 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,389 I can't believe you're being like this. Like what? 387 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,392 Defeated. Dejected. Demoralized. 388 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,018 News flash, Dawson: I can't always be 389 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,395 your plucky little Joey Potter. 390 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,896 I don't have this unlimited reserve 391 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,522 of goodwill and good faith in humanity, 392 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,983 and sometimes, I am going to be a little depressed. 393 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,195 It's not about demeanor. It's about not being a victim. 394 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,572 It took me a month to do that, Dawson. 395 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,532 I had to conceive it, and I had to execute it, 396 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,659 and you can't just expect me to start over. 397 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,328 Why not? 398 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,873 For the same reason you haven't shot a roll of film since January. 399 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,875 Joey, that's completely different. 400 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,835 Really? Yes. 401 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,630 I chose to quit filmmaking. That was a personal decision. 402 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,424 It had nothing to do with the fact 403 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,801 that it was poorly received at the festival? 404 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,010 Truthfully? No. 405 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:21,683 Well...then how convenient for you. 406 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,269 What does that mean? 407 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,189 You have all of these choices, Dawson. 408 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,609 You have all of these choices that you just take for granted. 409 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,405 I mean...God... One day, you're a filmmaker, 410 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,907 and the next day, you're not, and tomorrow, 411 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,618 you could wake up and decide you wanted to be a sculptor, 412 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,204 or you wanted to just backpack through Europe, 413 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,207 or--or--or climb mt. Everest, and you can do that. 414 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,500 And you can't? No, I can't. 415 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,460 Why not? 416 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,378 I can't afford to waste the time 417 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,464 to go find myself and be artistic, 418 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,548 and I can't afford to just reject reality 419 00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:55,343 and go off and chase my pipe dreams. 420 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,470 I can't do it because that's not my life. That's your life. 421 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,472 You know what I think this is about? 422 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,764 What? 423 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,808 I think you're relieved. 424 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:08,230 I think you're relieved somebody painted over that mural... 425 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,399 'Cause you never had to go through the hard part-- 426 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,610 never had to show it to the world, 427 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,113 never had to hear what anyone else thought about it. 428 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,990 You never had to decide for yourself 429 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,326 how good or talented you really are. 430 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,541 Wonder why I came over tonight? 431 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,380 These are the keys to the school. 432 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,090 Principal Green gave 'em to me. 433 00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:40,054 Do what you want. 434 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,615 Oh, if it's brown, it must be Tuesday. 435 00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:02,868 What do you call these things again, Witter? 436 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,245 Elephant scabs. 437 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,205 Packed with whole grain goodness. 438 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,999 Did you guys see the look on Principal Green's face? 439 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,834 Huh? At the unity mural thing. 440 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,794 I thought the guy was gonna have a breakdown. 441 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,923 And that girl Joey, she totally lost it. Classic. 442 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,550 Yeah. Look, uh... 443 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,634 I'm running myself a little pool here-- 444 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:23,264 Guess the true culprit. Winner takes all. You guys in? 445 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,306 How much? 446 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,641 It's only a buck a pop. 447 00:20:26,641 --> 00:20:28,436 Had to be Caufield. 448 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,853 Yeah, definitely. 449 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,646 What makes you guys so sure? 450 00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:34,608 'Cause there's no other possibility. Ha ha ha! 451 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,651 Ok. Caufield it is. 452 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,921 Hey, Caufield. 453 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,298 Do I know you? 454 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,967 No, not really, thankfully for me. 455 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,554 Look, rumor has it that you have this irrepressible urge 456 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,639 to express yourself artistically. 457 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,891 What, that thing yesterday at the mural? 458 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,810 That was pretty classic, huh? 459 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,854 Too bad I can't take credit for it. 460 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,440 So you didn't do it? 461 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,400 I don't know. 462 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,651 I mean, everyone seems to think I did, 463 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:20,654 so maybe I should just do the polite thing 464 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,448 and accept the credit and say thank you. 465 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:26,619 Maybe. But, look, I'm here to tell you 466 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,622 that not everybody thinks what you did was funny. 467 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,459 Well, some people don't have a sense of humor. 468 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,294 Is that your problem? 469 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,465 Yeah, that's me. I'm humorless. 470 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,677 Hmm. What do you want? 471 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,679 I want you to apologize, 472 00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:49,057 and then I want you to turn yourself in, 473 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,560 and I want you to do it before the day is done. 474 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,103 And why would I do that? 475 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,231 Because this time, you just happened to mess with 476 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,650 somebody I care about. 477 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,883 Hey, have you seen Joey? 478 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,926 No. She wasn't in home room. 479 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,493 That's a nice rig. 480 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,328 It's a Christmas present. 481 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,914 Eh, that sucks, huh? 482 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,541 What's that? 483 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:59,127 Your parents shorted you on the off-road package. 484 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,048 Get your hands off me. 485 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,718 Oh, come on, tough guy. 486 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,843 What the hell do you want? 487 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,762 You know exactly what I want. 488 00:23:11,764 --> 00:23:14,268 So, what's next, Witter? 489 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,769 You gonna sic your civil servant Dad on me? 490 00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:18,313 Can't you see... 491 00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:20,524 I'm barely shaking in my boots? 492 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,568 Well, you know my name. 493 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,736 That's a good starting place. 494 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,529 What I know is I'm gonna count to 3, 495 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,531 and you're gonna step aside. 496 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,908 Dream another dream, cowboy. 497 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,784 That's not how this is gonna shake out. 498 00:23:31,784 --> 00:23:36,206 1, 2, 3. 499 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,710 Are you whacked or something? 500 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,920 Oh, no. Not yet. Not by a long shot. 501 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,589 What? You want me to say I did it? 502 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,882 Ok. I did it. Huh, there. Satisfied? 503 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,385 Ok. Good. Now, what are you gonna do about it, huh? 504 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:51,012 I said, what are you gonna do about it! 505 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,353 I'm gonna go and apologize. 506 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:01,231 Ok? 507 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,460 Aah. 508 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,421 Ugh! 509 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,057 Hey! 510 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,770 On your feet! Both of you! 511 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,984 Inside! Now! 512 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,661 Get me Dawson Leery and David Curren, please. 513 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,830 Uh, Principal Green, can I talk to you for a minute? 514 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,581 Not now, Andie. I'm in the middle of something. 515 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:00,708 Please. It'll only take a second, 516 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,250 and it's really important. 517 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,669 What is it? 518 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,713 I'd like to tender my resignation 519 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,631 from the disciplinary committee. 520 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,591 What? 521 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,926 I think that you have this idea about me 522 00:25:11,926 --> 00:25:13,554 that--that I'm somebody I'm not, 523 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,056 that I'm--I'm somebody with unwavering integrity, 524 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,307 and I can't live up to that. 525 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,184 Can we discuss this later at length? 526 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:22,937 I don't know that there's anything more to discuss, Principal Green. 527 00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:24,897 Thank you. 528 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:36,284 Now, since neither Mr. Witter nor Mr. Caufield 529 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,495 choose to clarify the meaning of their little title fight 530 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,663 in the parking lot, 531 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,081 I'm counting on their friends 532 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,042 to look out for their best interest. Mr. Leery? 533 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,669 Don't say anything, Dawson. 534 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,421 Mr. Curren? 535 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,214 Not a word, Dave. 536 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,049 Well, somebody better speak up, 537 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,134 and you better speak up fast... 538 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,637 Because a timely call to the Dean over at Dartmouth 539 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,140 will trigger an immediate review on your early admission status. 540 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,685 And Mr. Witter, one more suspension on your record, 541 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,230 and you can bend down and kiss this whole higher education deal good-bye. 542 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:13,739 Ok. I have no other alternative. 543 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,073 It's because of the mural. 544 00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,534 Hey, shut up, Dawson. This is not your fight! 545 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,369 It's not yours either. 546 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,996 So what you're saying is that the reason that Mr. Witter picked a fight 547 00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:23,540 was because he believes that Mr. Caufield 548 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,126 had something to do with the vandalization of the unity mural. 549 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,754 I went nowhere near that thing. 550 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,924 As if I could give a rat's ass about some stupid Chinese drawing. 551 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,008 If you didn't go anywhere near it, 552 00:26:34,008 --> 00:26:35,968 how did you know what it was? 553 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:41,015 That's a very good question. 554 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,018 Anyone could've taken a look. 555 00:26:44,018 --> 00:26:45,813 She's been working on it for weeks. 556 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,898 Yeah. At night and before school, but other than that, 557 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,483 it's been sealed up tight as a drum. 558 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,860 I'm one of her closest friends. I didn't even know what it was. 559 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,612 You know, this is ridiculous. 560 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,448 Not to mention, if you didn't, as you say, "give a rat's ass," 561 00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:00,160 then why would you go through all the trouble of finding out what it was? 562 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:04,038 Check the floor, Caufield. 563 00:27:04,038 --> 00:27:07,501 I think you just painted yourself into a corner. 564 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,839 Ok. You got me. 565 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,924 Busted. 566 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,134 Yeah. I Jackson pollocked some meaningless mural. 567 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,219 You know what? For one thing, it was ugly. 568 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,012 You know? It was an eye-sore. 569 00:27:20,012 --> 00:27:23,099 And not to mention, why do I have to look at some trivial girl's 570 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,853 little message to the masses every morning? 571 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,855 Frankly, it offends me. 572 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:31,358 Possibility is offensive to you? 573 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,778 I'm white. I'm rich. 574 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,405 That's all the possibility I need. 575 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,039 Say again? 576 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,419 You heard me. 577 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:54,046 The advance copy of the P.S.A.T. 578 00:27:54,046 --> 00:27:55,632 That Dawson had, 579 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,384 I'm the one who stole it. 580 00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:00,178 That's how I did so well on the test, Jack. 581 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,848 That's how I scored in the 99th percentile. 582 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,392 That was you? 583 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,853 Oh, Andie. 584 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:11,063 I know. Surprise. Surprise. 585 00:28:11,063 --> 00:28:13,650 Well, why? I mean, you knew that stuff cold, 586 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,402 inside and out, backwards and forwards. 587 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,738 If anybody was gonna ace that test, it was gonna be you. 588 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,074 It was just sitting there on the table 589 00:28:22,074 --> 00:28:23,952 like--like this piece of forbidden fruit, 590 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,747 and not a chance of getting caught. 591 00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,874 I don't know. It just seemed like the answer 592 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,667 to all my problems at the time. 593 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,711 What do you mean? 594 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,381 I thought that... 595 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,259 You know, if I aced the test, then... 596 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,845 Everybody would think I was ok again. 597 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,057 You know, that that would somehow convince them. 598 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,142 But now that I really am ok, 599 00:28:48,142 --> 00:28:51,479 I'm having a hard time living with myself. 600 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:54,524 Hence your resignation from the disciplinary committee. 601 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:59,487 Jack, for the past 6 months, 602 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:01,073 I have been walking around, 603 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,658 feeling like the biggest hypocrite. 604 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:06,494 I mean, don't you see? I've been so hard on all these other people 605 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,663 just as a way of punishing myself. 606 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:14,127 But now it's time to make amends for that. 607 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,590 Wait a minute. What--what are you planning on doing? 608 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,927 I'm gonna tell Principal Green tomorrow. 609 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,887 No. You're not. 610 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,221 Yeah, I am. 611 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,016 No. No. Andie, look, think about this, ok? 612 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,352 You screwed up. Fine. Ok? It was a moment of weakness. 613 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:34,230 But do you really want to get kicked out of school 614 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:37,191 for cheating on something that has the word practice in front of it? 615 00:29:37,191 --> 00:29:39,444 Jack, you know what I want? 616 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,863 I want to be free of this thing 617 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,865 once and for all. 618 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,867 You know? Free of what I did, 619 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,036 and I want to be able to go to the mirror 620 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,455 and recognize who I am again. 621 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,290 Andie, there's got to be a better way. 622 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:56,503 Jack, I've thought long and hard about this. Ok? 623 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,672 There is no better way. 624 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,423 Not for me. 625 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,303 Do you mind? 626 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,180 I'm having this steak for dinner tonight with a nice bernaise sauce. 627 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,265 Well, what am I having? 628 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,685 Bread and water. 629 00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:13,186 Doug, I'm a soldier here, 630 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:14,855 returning from the killing fields. 631 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,983 I mean, you know, where's my purple heart, my ticker-tape parade? 632 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,985 Watch it on your black and white. 633 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,112 You know, the one with a coat hanger as an antennae 634 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,571 at the chevron station... 635 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:25,406 Where you're probably going to be pumping gas 636 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,075 for the rest of your natural born life, Pacey. 637 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,910 Of all the bone-headed moves. 638 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,286 What are you talking about? 639 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,205 I was right. It was Matt Caufield. 640 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,707 Yeah, and that lets you off the hook how? 641 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,043 Because the guy deserves whatever he gets, ok? 642 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,210 Preferably his silver spoon shoved up his ass. 643 00:30:38,210 --> 00:30:40,172 Oh, that's funny, Pacey. That's really funny. 644 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,215 Oh, this is rich. 645 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,717 Here I am, trying to do the right thing. 646 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,426 You know, sometimes a guy just can't win. 647 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:46,761 No. He can't. 648 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,430 Not if he completely overreacts to a situation. 649 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:52,225 If you're gonna throw away your future, just do it on your own account, ok? 650 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,434 Oh, hey, don't get me wrong. 651 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,644 Don't think I ever cared here. 652 00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,270 I was only doing Dawson a favor. 653 00:30:56,270 --> 00:30:58,106 Dawson. Yes, Dawson. 654 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,900 You know, looking out for you. 655 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,443 Think back with me, way back. 656 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,529 You know, like the beginning of the school year. 657 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,865 Dawson Leery returns from the big city a changed man, 658 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,992 determined to sever ties with girl across the creek. 659 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:12,162 So, he asks trusted friend to look after said girl 660 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:14,206 during the delicate transitional period. 661 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,749 Trusted friend, of course he obliges, 662 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:19,211 and now trusted friend gets his head handed to him on a platter. 663 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,048 So you guys just traded me off 664 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:24,841 like some sort of baseball card? 665 00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,509 Is that what this is about? 666 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:27,552 What? 667 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,764 Us. You and me. I thought that-- 668 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,015 You thought what? 669 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:37,270 I guess I thought something else, Pacey. 670 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,078 You have consistently 671 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,038 flaunted my authority, Mr. Caufield. 672 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:58,083 You have undermined the ability of my teachers to educate. 673 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:01,586 And now, you challenge my commitment... 674 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,257 To reshape this school into a community. 675 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,010 Principal Green, it was only a mural. 676 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,387 Yes, it was only a mural... 677 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,682 But it was so much more than just a mural. 678 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,102 You don't fool me, Mr. Caufield. 679 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,146 I know exactly who you are. 680 00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:22,314 You've been led to believe you're untouchable. 681 00:32:22,314 --> 00:32:25,026 So you disrupt the school. You disobey the rules. 682 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,527 You serve to divide the student body 683 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,404 with your arrogance and your attitude. 684 00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:31,532 Now, you may be smart, and you may be rich, Mr. Caufield, 685 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,618 but you are not above the law. 686 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,248 And for that reason, it is my decision... 687 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:41,333 That you be expelled from Capeside High. 688 00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,464 Expelled? 689 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,258 You heard me. 690 00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:49,801 For the rest of the year? 691 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,385 For the rest of the year. 692 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,388 Principal Green... 693 00:32:54,388 --> 00:32:56,349 Do you have any idea 694 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,643 what my father's gonna say about this? 695 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:02,189 Yes. I have a very good idea 696 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:05,358 of what your father's gonna say about this. 697 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,210 So what's going on in there? 698 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,419 I don't know. It's hard to tell. 699 00:33:25,419 --> 00:33:28,673 No sign of... Birch cane or knuckle rapping. 700 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,591 No. 701 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,677 Let's face it. Pacey's gonna be lucky 702 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,847 if he gets off without another suspension. 703 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,726 The way things are going, I mean... 704 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:43,230 You should have just asked me to look out for him. 705 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:45,315 Excuse me? 706 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,484 I know all about the little wife-swapping arrangement. 707 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:49,777 Wife-- 708 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,239 Joey, that's not how it was, and you know it. 709 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,074 Then how was it? 710 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:56,409 Well, first of all, it was months ago. 711 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,661 I mean, things were very different between us. 712 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:01,748 You're right. Back then I felt like you still understood me. 713 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,208 Oh, and I don't now? 714 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,043 No. I ever asked for your pity! 715 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,170 It wasn't-- it wasn't about pity. 716 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,922 I couldn't be there for you, 717 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:11,132 but I wanted you to have someone you can turn to, 718 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,800 someone you could talk to. 719 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,303 Now tell me-- where is the harm in that? 720 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,013 Well, it just would have been nice 721 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,391 if that someone could have mustered a shred of genuine concern. 722 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,809 That someone is in that room right now 723 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:24,187 because he's got a hell of a lot more 724 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:26,398 than a shred of concern. 725 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,818 Joey, why are you doing this? 726 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:31,986 Doing what? 727 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,197 Casting aspersions on people 728 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,990 who obviously care about you. 729 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:40,412 You really think that I don't want the best for you? 730 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,331 Pacey--I mean, Pacey's a lotta things-- 731 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,750 impulsive, thoughtless, stubborn-- 732 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,710 but after everything that's happened this year, 733 00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,004 can you honestly doubt for a second... 734 00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:51,881 That he doesn't truly care about you? 735 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,866 Let me just state for the record... 736 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,659 I like that man in there. 737 00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:04,287 In fact, I'll go you one better--he is a great human being. 738 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,538 He's got the fairness of Lincoln, 739 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,499 the charisma of Martin Luther King, Jr. 740 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,501 He's even-handed and tempered 741 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,752 and, if I may say so myself, 742 00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,588 acutely susceptible to a certain type of irreverent humor. 743 00:36:14,588 --> 00:36:15,923 So he let you off. 744 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:17,591 Not exactly. 745 00:36:17,591 --> 00:36:19,093 But he didn't suspend you. 746 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:22,763 Well, let's just say I'm not packing my bags quite yet. 747 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,974 Although 3 days off would have provided a welcome diversion. 748 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,185 Ok, so divulge. What happened in there? 749 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,187 I'm gonna be a mentor. 750 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,688 Be a what? 751 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,565 Mentor. You know, the Capeside mentoring program. 752 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,608 Since I seem to be completely incapable 753 00:36:34,608 --> 00:36:36,610 of suppressing my own juvenile impulses, 754 00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:38,405 Principal Green seems to think 755 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,199 that I would benefit from the company and example 756 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,201 of someone half my age. 757 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,452 Ha ha ha! 758 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,619 What's so funny? 759 00:36:45,619 --> 00:36:47,330 What about the poor kid? 760 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,290 What are you gonna teach him? 761 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,209 What are you talkin' about? 762 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,003 You gonna teach him the importance of keeping a secret? 763 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:56,464 Like, say, from, you know...Joey, for example? 764 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,632 Oh, that... 765 00:36:58,632 --> 00:36:59,842 Uh...she told you. 766 00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:01,219 Yeah. 767 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,679 Hmm. Well, what do you think the odds are 768 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,350 that you, yourself, will be as enlightened and forgiving a person 769 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,561 as Principal Green just was? 770 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,312 Not good, Pace. 771 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,313 Ok... 772 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,274 Not good. 773 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,824 To say that I am profoundly shocked and disturbed 774 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,578 by what you did would be an understatement. 775 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,621 Your behavior was deceitful, immoral, 776 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,999 and ultimately, a disgrace to this school. 777 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:34,419 I know. 778 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,548 I just...wish that I could have told you sooner. 779 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,633 You know I'm going to have to inform 780 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,260 the educational testing service, 781 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,220 and that they're gonna cancel your scores, 782 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,347 and that you're gonna have to forfeit your chance 783 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,057 at a merit scholarship. 784 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,559 I'm aware of that. Yes. 785 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:52,270 Now...you say that there were other students 786 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,230 who were aware of this test, 787 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:57,066 but you were the only one who exploited it. 788 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,943 Are you absolutely certain about that? 789 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,029 Absolutely certain. 790 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:04,991 What do you want me to do here? 791 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:08,119 What am I supposed to do about this, Andie? 792 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,663 Um... 793 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,664 Well... 794 00:38:12,664 --> 00:38:18,254 I heard that Matt Caufield was expelled from Capeside today. 795 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:21,090 And what I did was... 796 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:24,010 No less grave or serious an offense. 797 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,971 Is that what you think? 798 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,600 I cleared out my locker, and I know that all actions have consequences. 799 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,643 Andie-- 800 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,935 Most of all... 801 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:34,937 I'm sorry for letting you down 802 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:36,981 and for letting myself down. 803 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,652 Andie... 804 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,821 You and Matt Caufield have nothing in common. 805 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,240 He is a selfish, spoiled young man 806 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,826 who has no sense of right or wrong, 807 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,412 who actually takes pleasure in hurting others. 808 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,499 The only person that you hurt... Is yourself. 809 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,961 But I did cheat. 810 00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:01,797 And it was wrong, and I should be punished for it. 811 00:39:01,797 --> 00:39:04,551 When you were on the disciplinary committee, 812 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,260 one of the things that I tried to teach you 813 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,221 was the idea of proportionality. 814 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:10,181 Make the punishment fit the crime, yes, 815 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,893 but also look at the person. 816 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:18,147 Now, Matt Caufield, he doesn't deserve, nor would he benefit 817 00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,525 from my leniency. 818 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,902 But Andie McPhee... 819 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,363 She just might. 820 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,910 I don't know what to say. 821 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,453 Don't say anything. 822 00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,456 Get your stuff. Put it back in your locker. 823 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:38,251 As for your punishment... 824 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:41,087 I have to think about that for a couple of days. 825 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,595 Thank you, Principal Green. 826 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,846 Thank you. 827 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,827 What on earth? 828 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:16,872 Hey, Potter. 829 00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:18,958 Pacey, what are you doing? 830 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:21,544 Painting. 831 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,795 Duh! 832 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,589 I just thought it would be good 833 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:25,839 if you could start with a blank canvas. 834 00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:28,008 Blank canvas, huh? 835 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,802 Yeah, you know, wipe the slate clean, Tabula Rasa, 836 00:40:30,802 --> 00:40:33,264 return to point "A". All that good stuff. 837 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:36,559 And, uh, who, may I ask 838 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,019 told you I was planning on repainting the mural in the first place? 839 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,897 Ah, it's just this guy I met out in the street. 840 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:43,190 Some guy. 841 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,025 Yeah, your typical do-gooder type. 842 00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:46,193 Mmm. 843 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,364 So...you gonna thank me? 844 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:53,117 For what? 845 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,495 Well, for all manner of things. 846 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,371 You know, like defending your honor, 847 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,415 bucking the system-- 848 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:01,834 Tilting at windmills while in the throes of a misguided hero complex? 849 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:07,089 Well, yeah, that, too. 850 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,679 Pacey, if I was going to thank you for anything, 851 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,264 it would be for being yourself, 852 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:18,351 and, you know, not caring what anybody else thinks 853 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:22,730 and for knowing in your heart what's right and wrong and... 854 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:26,609 For being there this year... 855 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,860 When I needed you the most. 856 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,243 You're welcome. 857 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,414 So you want help? 858 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,252 One condition. 859 00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,254 Sure. Name it. 860 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:50,090 Be honest. 861 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,844 The only reason you've been hanging out with me 862 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,054 is simply because Dawson told you to? 863 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:58,182 Yep. That's the only reason. 864 00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,517 Hmm. 865 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,186 You need to get a life.