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Here, Diobody. Come on, step lively now.

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Stephen, what on earth are you...

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What was that he called her?

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You heard, didn't you?

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That was the name she called herself when we found her.

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And she recognized him, too.

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Since he's a Greek, what more proof do you need that she's a spy?

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Guards!

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Kill her! Kill both of them!

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Guards!

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Sheath arms!

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Ah, since when have you given orders to the military? I am in command here.

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Of everything except your senses.

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I am at present officer commanding all Trojan forces.

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And I will not tolerate interference from a fortune teller of notorious unreliability.

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How dare you!

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I am High Priestess of Troy.

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All right, then get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania.

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Oh, really, Father, I can't tolerate another of her tedious tirades at the moment.

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Father, do you hear him?

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Yes, it's quite refreshing.

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It seems there's a man lurking behind that placid façade, after all.

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Father, I do wish you'd refrain from patronizing me in front of the prisoner.

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Oh, that's it. One pathetic prisoner and he thinks he's Hercules.

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Your success has gone to your head.

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Just before you start sneering at this prisoner, perhaps you should know that his name is Diomede.

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If you look in the Greek army list, you'll see he's quite a catch.

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Which none but you could have caught, O Lion of Troy.

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What was that?

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Well, there you are, you see. Go on, go on. Tell them, Diomede.

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We fought, I lost, I'm not ashamed.

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There is none in all our ranks who could stand against the wrath of Paris when he seeks revenge.

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Very good. Very good, yes.

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There you are. You see, I'm treated with more respect by the enemy than I am by my own family.

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They don't know you as well as we do.

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Perhaps better. And perhaps the time has come for you to start revising your opinions, sister.

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You forget one thing. Your prisoner and that girl have clearly met before.

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Why won't you let me explain that? It's really all quite simple.

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Yes, I'm sure it is. But Paris claims Diomede here as a Greek prisoner.

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And Cassandra claims that you are a Greek spy.

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And a sorceress.

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Yes. Quite. After all, you do claim to know the future.

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Yes, but don't you see that...

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Hush, my child! This war with the Greeks has been going on for ten long years.

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And frankly, we are very bored with being penned up here.

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Now, if you are what you really say you are, as a pledge of good faith to us,

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you must either give me information that will lead to our speedy victory,

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or use your supernatural powers to turn the tide of battle in our favor.

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But... suppose I don't? Suppose the Greeks win?

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You will be burnt. As a sorceress, a false prophet, and a spy.

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Well, as one of them, anyway. But I have every confidence in you, Cressida.

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And I will give you one whole day to decide which to do.

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One day?

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Yes. Till tomorrow evening, to be precise.

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Now, if you have no objection, I think they ought to be taken away.

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Oh, yes, yes. I think that's all. Very fair.

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Where are they taking us?

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To the dungeons. Oh, don't worry, you'll find them quite comfortable.

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I often spend an hour down to there myself when I've got tired of being up here.

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How long do you intend to keep us there?

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Till you're right.

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Oh, really, Cassandra, though that may be true in your case, Diomede.

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But I trust Cressida will join us before tomorrow evening.

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Oh, yes, yes, right. Guards, take them away.

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Oh, Doctor.

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You have one day left. What progress are you making?

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Considerable.

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Here. Now, you just take that for a moment.

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Now, pay attention, please.

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What is it?

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Well, what does it look like? A flying machine.

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Looks like a parchment dart to me.

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My boy makes these to annoy his tutors.

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Excellent.

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Since you're so familiar with this project, then it's so much easier for me to talk to you.

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Come along, come along.

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Now, Gorsh, you realize that we can build a much larger one capable of carrying a man, hmm?

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I suppose so. What good would that be?

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Oh, think, my dear Odysseus, a whole fleet of them.

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Carrying a company of soldiers over the walls and into Troy, hmm?

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How would we get them into the air?

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Catapults.

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Catapults? That sounds like a vulgar oath to me.

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I must try it on Agamemnon.

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Catapults, yeah.

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Nonsense. Catapult is, uh...

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Well, you could make one for yourself out of strips of oxide...

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...and secure both ends and then stretch it out like a bowstring.

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I see.

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Then you pour water over it, let it dry in the sun, and what happens then?

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It begins to smell.

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Never mind that. It shrinks.

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Now, allow me to demonstrate.

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You place the flying machine thus, as you would an arrow, in a bow and let it go.

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What happens?

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The machine flies in the air with a soldier clinging to its back.

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As well, here's one soldier who's doing nothing of the sort.

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Agamemnon, then.

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Yeah, that might be quite an idea.

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Thank you. I thought you'd like it.

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Agamemnon wouldn't do it, though.

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Oh, why not? He'd object most strongly. We'd have to think of someone else.

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Well, anyone could do it with that matter. I mean, even a child could operate it.

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I'm very glad to hear you say that, Doctor, because I intend to build this flying machine.

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Excellent, excellent.

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And you shall have the honor of being the first man to fly.

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If you hadn't called me Vicky, we wouldn't be here now.

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You called me by my name first.

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Only because I was surprised to see you. I can't think why you disguised yourself as a Greek anyway.

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I disguised myself so that I could rescue you.

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You succeeded beautifully. Thanks.

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I'd like to die already.

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Oh, look, be fair. How was I to know that you'd managed to get round King Triumph?

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You might have guessed I know how to take care of myself.

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Why couldn't you have disguised yourself as a Trojan? It would have been far more sensible.

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I have got a Trojan uniform.

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If you're so clever at looking after yourself, you'd better start thinking of a way to get out of here. And fast.

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What do you mean, fast?

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Yesterday, the Doctor was given two days to capture Troy.

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And if I know him, he'll probably succeed.

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If that's all right, then we should be rescued.

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Rescued? You'll be lucky.

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Look, may I point out that in the one day that the Doctor now has left,

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you have to think of a way of saving the city and defeating the Greeks.

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Oh. I thought of it like that.

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You'd better start.

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Because I don't think Cassandra's going to wait until the city falls before she gets rid of you.

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Paris wouldn't let her do that. Neither would Troilus.

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Troilus?

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Paris's younger brother. He likes me.

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I like him.

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I don't think that's going to matter much when the city starts to burn.

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Now, come on. Start thinking. It's you against the Doctor now.

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What can we do to stop him? Do you know what he was planning?

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I have no idea.

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I suggested a wooden horse. He said that was something Homer made up.

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What was that?

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Some fool throwing stones at us.

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Probably stirred up by Cassandra.

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Except for her, they were all quite friendly to him.

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Vicky, it's the Cyclops.

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What?

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A servant of Odysseus.

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Cyclops.

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Can you understand me?

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Tell them. Tell them that I found our other friend.

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Yes?

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That they mustn't attack Troy.

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That's it. The city.

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They mustn't attack Troy until the day after tomorrow.

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Uh-huh.

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Otherwise, we'll both be killed.

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This girl and I. You understand?

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Bloody things. That's funny.

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Tell the old man.

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What's going on?

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Oh, Troilus.

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What were you doing?

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Nothing. Just watching Diomedes, examining those things in there.

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What are you doing up there?

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Just admiring the view.

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It's a very handsome square up here.

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Perhaps, but you're supposed to sit in your cell and be quiet.

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You weren't talking to him, were you? You're not supposed to.

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No, I was just watching.

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I brought you some food.

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Oh, thank you. I thought I'd been forgotten.

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You can tell me what's going on while I eat.

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I'm not allowed to talk to you.

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Why not?

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I'm on duty.

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Can't you even...

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I'm sorry, Cressida, but I must obey orders.

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Mm. This is very good. Would you like some?

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Go on. Try some.

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Well, actually, I have already eaten.

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Well, you keep still.

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I'm thinking.

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Well, think sitting down.

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Now, you set your plans already. I've got half a company of men standing by to make this machine of yours.

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Dismiss them, then.

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What?

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You have very little time left, Doctor.

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Oh, I'm quite well aware of that, but I'm afraid this machine isn't going to work.

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You mean you're too frightened to fly it yourself?

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No, no, no. It isn't that. Not at all.

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I've made a mistake in my calculations.

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A mistake?

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Mm.

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Yes, yes. I'm afraid we must face up to it, Odysseus.

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Man was never meant to fly.

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Wasn't he, though? Well, that seems to me a great shame.

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Now, if your machine won't work, Doctor, I propose to fly you without it.

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Oh, what do you mean?

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Simply this.

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That my catapult is ready, and it seems a great pity to waste it.

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Now, you have failed me, therefore you are expendable.

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I propose to fly you over the walls of Troy.

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Ah, but I have another idea.

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Mm-hmm. And a much better one.

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It had better be. Well?

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Have you ever thought of a... a horse?

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Hm?

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Is that supposed to be funny?

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It should be a huge horse, about 40 feet high.

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What good would that be?

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We build it hollow, and we fill it with soldiers,

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and leave it on the sandy plain for the Trojans to capture it.

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Hm?

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And... and it's just possible that the Trojans will come out

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and take the horse back into the city.

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And the Greeks pretend to sail away. Hm?

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Ah, yes, that's quite an idea, Doctor.

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Yeah.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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No, of course not.

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It was just that Cassandra went on so about your being a witch.

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You thought I might put a spell on you?

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No, of course not. I'd like to see you try it.

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You're not a witch, are you?

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Of course not. Do I look like one?

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Well, no, but then I've never met one.

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Look here, I shouldn't be talking to you like this.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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What are you laughing at?

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But you're not in the war, are you? You're far too young.

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I'm 17, next birthday.

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Well, that's hardly any older than me.

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You shouldn't be killing people at your age.

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Well, between you and me, I...

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I don't honestly enjoy killing at all.

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But I love adventure.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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Well, what is this idea of yours?

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Yeah, it's all perfectly simple.

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Nonsense. Show them the plans, Doctor.

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Quite revolutionary.

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Now, what do you make of that?

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Eh, well, it's a horse.

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Isn't it?

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Well, nonetheless.

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But what sort of horse? That's the point.

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Ah, eh, it would be a big horse.

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Exactly, a very big horse.

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Is this some sort of joke?

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A horse at least 40 feet high.

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Oh, but horses don't grow as big as that.

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Do they?

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I mean, even the great horse of Asia that the Trojans worship.

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Now you're beginning to get the point.

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Horses don't grow that high.

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No.

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The great horse of Asia does not exist.

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Therefore we are going to build one for the Trojans as a sort of present.

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Go on.

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We build it of wood and we build it hollow.

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Then we fill it with a big team of soldiers.

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Then what do we do?

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You take to the ships and sail away.

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To make the Trojans think you've all gone.

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Excellent. Now that is a good idea.

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You all come back again, of course.

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Why is there always a catch in it?

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None of this must happen before nightfall.

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Achilles will take his mammothans and hide out upon the plain.

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I thought you said the best warriors would be in the horse.

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So they will be. I shall be there with my Ithacans.

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My Ithacans and the doctor, of course.

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That wasn't part of the plan.

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It is now. I've just thought of it.

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I'm standing no more nonsense from you, doctor.

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That will not be necessary. I shall only get in the way.

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You'd better not do that.

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Now the rest is up to the Trojans.

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They see that we have gone.

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They need a great horse upon the plain which has descended from heaven to drive us away.

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Then they drag the horse into the city.

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Are you sure? Suppose they set fire to it.

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Oh, that is a calculated risk.

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But somehow I don't believe they'll want to destroy one of their own gods.

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Yes, but once they have the horse inside, won't they close the gates?

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Of course they will.

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But during the night we shall leave the horse, open up the gates to let you all in again.

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What more do you want?

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A drink.

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There, I've finished. That was lovely.

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Then I'd better go. I've stayed here far too long as it is already.

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Oh, but aren't you going to take some food to Diomedes?

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Why?

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Well, perhaps he's hungry too.

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But he's a Greek. He deserves to be hungry.

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Perhaps so, but you can't let him starve.

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He won't starve. The gods will throw him a scrap or two later on.

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Well, that's a very nice attitude, I must say.

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Look here, is this Diomedes a particular friend of yours or something?

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A very good friend, yes.

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Well, I don't see how you can be friends with a Greek.

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Oh, look, Troilus, when you come from the future, you make friends with a lot of people and he's one of them.

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I see.

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But he's not in any way special.

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No, why do you keep on?

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Well, because that's what I was... I mean, that's what the others were worried about.

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Oh. Yes.

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Well, all right. You can tell them to stop worrying and let us out.

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Yes. Yes, I will.

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But I don't suppose anyone will take any notice.

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Well, do your best anyway.

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Naturally.

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I'll let you know what happens.

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Perhaps I can come back later on, if there's any news, that is.

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Well, you know where to find me, don't you? I mean, I don't expect I should be going out or anything.

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I suppose not.

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Well, goodbye for the present, then, Cressida.

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Goodbye, Troilus.

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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I don't see why. At least I've done something towards getting us out of here, which is more than you have.

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And what chance have I had?

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Anyway, I thought you was rather nice.

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Oh, you've made that painfully obvious.

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I think you might at least have had the decency to have saved me some food.

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Thanks.

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The guards are sending you some scraps later. Troilus said so.

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Troilus.

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You know, Stephen, I think I could get to be quite happy here in time.

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I hate to remind you, but time is the one thing we just haven't got.

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But you said you'd sent a message to the doctor.

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Yeah, well, I think I have.

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It's hard to tell with the Cyclops.

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In any case, your new boyfriend came in before I finished telling him everything.

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Let's hope he did understand.

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Yeah, and let's hope he got out of Troy safely.

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Otherwise, we're in trouble.

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Halt!

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Hold or I shoot!

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Identify yourself!

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Speak!

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Who are you?

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Oh, confound you! Why did you have to do that?

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The poor little fellow probably never meant any harm.

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Well, now we shall never know who he was.

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Well, doctor, that's our war horse and a half for you.

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That's something like a secret weapon, better than half a dozen of your track-brain flying machines.

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I only wish I shared your confidence.

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What's the matter with you?

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Have you no faith in your own invention?

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No, no, Odysseus, it isn't that, but I just didn't like the look of those thick locks, they have no safety margin at all.

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Well, they haven't got to last forever.

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After all, we're not building one of the wonders of the world, are we?

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As long as that horse gets us into Troy, it can collapse into a mess, and that's all I care.

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I suppose it collapses whilst we're all in it, hmm?

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Then we shall all look very foolish indeed.

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Yes, and I do wish to be made a laughing stock.

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Not another word, doctor.

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To coin a phrase, you are coming for a ride.

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Jock!

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I told you strong-arm tactics wouldn't work.

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Odysseus, come here, quickly.

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What is it now, doctor?

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On my soul you're making me as nervous as a peccante at her first orgy.

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Why don't you try and get some sleep?

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I never felt less like sleep in my life.

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I thought I saw some movement down there.

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I hope you did.

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That's the whole point of the operation, is it not?

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Pretty lot of fools we look if we come here and nobody takes a damn bit of Lotus of us.

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I think I ought to warn you that I've given second thoughts to the whole of this scheme,

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and I think it's better we turn round and go back before it's too late.

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Get out of my way.

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Now look, doctor, will you be still?

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I suggest, doctor, that if you cannot sleep, you start counting Trojans.

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Here they come, now.

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Cressida! Cressida, wake up! You must come quickly!

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What's the matter?

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The Greeks have gone!

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What do you mean?

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Well, the whole fleet has sailed, and now there's not one to be seen.

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They've all gone home. The war's over!

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Are you sure they've all really gone?

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Well, Paris has gone out now to make sure, but what else can it mean?

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Well, come and see for yourself.

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Are you really seeing me?

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Well, naturally. Father's terribly pleased with you.

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That's got nothing to do with me.

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Well, he thinks it was, and that's the main thing.

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He's saying that you brought us luck, as he always said you would.

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Cassandra's furious about it. She hates you more than ever now.

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, that doesn't matter. She's completely discredited.

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If even the end of the war can't cheer her up, she's not worth bothering about.

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Well, come on. Father wants to thank you himself.

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Oh, and what about Diomede?

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Who?

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Diomede!

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Yes. What about Diomede?

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You think that you can fight the whole of Troy on your own?

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I don't want to fight anybody.

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Well, you're the last of the Greeks now.

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Your friends have all sailed home without you.

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Well, come on.

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Absolute silence, everyone.

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But I...

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I think...

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I'll exclude you, Doctor.

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Well, this time, Troy will be destroyed.

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Come on in, Cassandra. Come in, both of you.

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Has Troilus told you the news?

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Yes, it's marvelous, isn't it? I'm so pleased.

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Pleased, I should just say you are. You did it.

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I...

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Oh, yes, you did. I don't know how, but that's your own business, I suppose.

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Now, why on earth couldn't you tell us this was going to happen?

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You would have saved yourself all those hours in the cells and us a great deal of worry.

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She didn't tell you because it's some form of treachery. Don't trust her, Father.

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Oh, stuff and nonsense. Oh, go and feed the sacred serpents or something.

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If you can't be pleasant at a time like this, Cassandra, I don't want to see you...

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Oh, Paris. Have the Greeks really gone?

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Every last one of them or so it seems.

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There you are, Cassandra. I told you so. Do for goodness sake smile.

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But, more important, I think I've just found the great horse of Asia.

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You've done what?

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Something uncommonly like it, anyway.

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What on earth are you talking about?

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The great horse of Asia, standing all by itself in the middle of the plain, about 40 feet high and made of wood.

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Whereabouts in the middle of the plain?

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Near the Grecian lines.

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Look. You can just see it from here.

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Oh, great heavens. I do believe you're right.

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It is the great horse of Asia.

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It's an omen. An omen of disaster.

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It is the Trojan horse that I thought you...

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What is that?

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Yes, ask her. Go on, ask her. She knows what it is.

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It's our doom. It's the death of Troy brought upon us by that cursed witch.

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Now, understand me, Cassandra. I will not have one word said against that horse.

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And neither will I against Cressida.

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If you do not, then woe to the House of Pryor. Woe to the Trojans.

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I was afraid you'd be a bit late to say woe to the horse.

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I've just given instructions to have it brought into the city.

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The End